Happy Birthday Rosco!!

July 26 is the birthday of James Best, who despite being old enough to know better, still remains one of the most rowdy personalities anywhere to be found. His amazing Hollywood tenure spans westerns, sci-fi, dramas, and of course the Dukes of Hazzard. While many of us know and love him as Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane of Hazzard County, his real-life stories are even more incredible. We’ve been privileged to hear a few of them first-hand; but they’re best told by Jimmie himself. Get the accounts right from Rosco himself by reading his new book, “Best in Hollywood.” Meanwhile, stop by our Forums and leave him a birthday message! Khee!

Fan O’ the Month!

This Dukes of Hazzard fan is a loyal, long-time fan of the show, as well as one of our most active contributors on the Forums.   In fact, he’s been such a bright spot here on HazzardNet that we’re gonna give him two months worth of Fan of the Month, honoring him with July and August 2009.   (Since July is darn near over and we’re just getting around to this, but you know how we are.)

This fan goes by the handle of Roger Duke. Since joining HazzardNet’s community in March of 2007, Roger has racked up an amazing 3,314 posts.  He’s sponsored and maintained two popular and long-running topics on the Forums, being the popular Trivia thread and also the fun-filled “Duke or Dupe” guessing game. 

Roger is a steadfast friend to all of us here at HazzardNet.  He’s always one of the first ones out with the welcome mat when we have a new member.  He’s also the calm voice of reason when there’s a rare case of ruffled feathers.  He’s quick to show appreciation and encouragement to everybody else here, so it’s high time we showed the same appreciation back to him.   Roger, here’s to you, with our warm thanks.

Congratulations to Roger Duke, HazzardNet’s July and August Fan o’ the Month! Sal-ute!

How Boss Hogg Would Fix the Economy

We’ll get right to that, but first off, our apologies for the dry spell with the homepage updates.  Rather than give you our long-winded explanations, just chalk it up to another spontaneous leave of absence by one of our administrators, followed by the unplanned sabbatical of another, followed by MaryAnne eventually forcing our return after she got tired of doing all the work around here by herself. 

Now then!  We can’t hardly get back to business around heah without making mention of the economic mess that’s got the whole country mired down.  The government has thrown some big money around, but jobs are vanishing, the housing market is sinking, and getting a loan for anything is pretty darn tough.  Where will it all end?  We’re afraid to look and find out.   But we got a good idea what it might take to reverse the present course. 

Ya see, Hazzard County never had much economic upheaval.   That’s because the money supply was well-controlled and orderly and everybody knew what role they played in the system.  We might take a page outta Boss’s book to set things right. 

First off, we’ll need to tax the bejeezus out of poor people and the working class.  That’s right.  Trickle-up economics.  Keep the money supply flowing up into the government pockets.   This ensures a steady source of revenue so the government can invest in a wide range of self-serving programs. 

If Boss was in control of the Federal government today, you can bet that outsourcing of jobs to countries overseas would grind to a halt, because the minimum wage in the United States would be back to fifty cents an hour.  Benefits would include having a job and not much else.   Imagine the new opportunities that would open up, though, as giddy employers start hiring people left and right.

Handling the foreclosure crisis would also be easy for Boss.  The government would simply buy every house at every foreclosure sale and become your landlord as well as your tax collector.  Imagine, renting from Uncle Hogg.  The American Dream will not be dead, but it’ll be limpin’ along towards the ditch by then.   But ya gotta admit, having a steady buyer for those surplus houses would prop up the housing market, and at fifty cents an hour, that government housing program could start looking good. 

Retirement is also simple in Boss Hogg’s world.  You get to retire when you’re fired and not a moment before.  

You know times are getting tough when we’re willing to give Hogg o’ nomics a chance.  And why not, it’s worked at HazzardNet for years.

Memorial Day Thanks

On this Memorial Day, we pause to show our gratitude to those who have made sacrifices for our personal freedoms, whether they sacrificed time with their families, put their careers on hold, or gave the ultimate sacrifice in the line of duty. We thank you, men and women of the Armed Forces, for all that you do to keep us safe.

Forum Maintenance Tonight – March 6

Our forums will be down for maintenance tonight at 11pm Pacific/2am Eastern, probably for a few hours. The forums will also be down tomorrow night (Saturday) at the same time for any follow up maintenance.

Thank you for your patience!

Smoky Mountain Fan Fest

Smokey Mountain Fan Fest Poster
Many of ya’ll have been asking about DukesFest this year.  While there’s not a DukesFest happening on the enormous scale of prior years, there IS an opportunity for you to meet several of the original Dukes Of Hazzard cast members this summer, at the Smokey Mountain Fan Fest.  Friends and neighbors, we’re pleased to share this news..

Mark your calendars now for Saturday July 18th and Sunday July 19th.  Get out the Road Atlas, program your GPS, pull up MapQuest or whatever you gotta do to find Sevierville, TN.  It’s about 20 minutes from downtown Knoxville in the picture-postcard-purty Smokey Mountains.

The Smokies Stadium is the host venue where you’ll have an opportunity to meet Ben Jones, James Best, Catherine Bach, Don Pedro Coley, Sonny Shroyer, Rick Hurst and Byron Cherry.  For those of ya’ll who don’t read the credits on the Dukes of Hazzard, that translates into Cooter, Rosco, Daisy, Sheriff Little, Enos, Cletus, and Coy.  Any one of these nice folks is worth the trip to meet, but when you get the chance to see six of ’em together, it’s even better.

If that ain’t enough, how about a good ol’ fashioned Hazzard-style hoedown with Merle Haggard in concert?  Yes, Haggard in Hazzard.   The concert is included with Saturday event admissions. There’s differenent options on how that works for seating and price, so we suggest you visit www.concertsinthesmokies.com to find the ticket deal you want.

Attention General Lee and other show car owners: Wanna bring your car?  Visit the website above and click on the Fan Fest info, then scroll down to the contact info.  Sounds like the special ticket offers are limited to the first 100 cars, so hit the gas on that one.

Disclaimer, ya’ll:  The Smokey Mountain Fan Fest is produced by the Smokies Stadium, Tennessee Smokies Baseball, and First Class Productions LLC.  In other words, you’ll need to visit the link above for tickets.  While several Dukes of Hazzard cast members will be making appearences, none of ’em are running this particular gig.

Hope to see ya there!

HazzardNet Fan of the Month

We’re long overdue for nominating a Dukes of Hazzard Fan of the Month. Recently, we were introduced to a 43-year old gentleman from Florida who definitely qualifies for the title.

Harry, who’s in the center of the picture below with the Oak Ridge Boys, has been a Dukes of Hazzard fan “since day one” in his own words. ( That’s since day “01” in Dukes speak.)

Harry is a devoted husband, an avid fisherman, and a lifelong Dukes fan. His favorite episode of the Dukes is “One Armed Bandits”.

When we asked Harry what sort of career he’d choose in Hazzard County, he was quick to answer that he’d be a Hazzard County Deputy. This is especially fitting as ol’ Rosco himself, Jimmie Best, has already given him a badge and made him an honorary Hazzard County Deputy Sheriff. Ya see, Harry has been demonstrating his courage in the face of adversity since 2003.

Harry has cancer. He’s been through the mill with treatments, hospitalizations, and pain. Things are at the point where the doctors say there’s nothing more they can do.

Which means we’re gonna ask God to take over, and help Harry fight his battle with cancer.

We’re also going to do our part to cheer Harry on, by putting up a Forums topic where you can leave your well-wishes, encouragements, thoughts and prayers for him.  Please join us here at HazzardNet as we rally behind this fellow Dukes fan.

Our thanks to Mr. Best for introducing us to Harry, our Fan of the Month.  Click here to read and post messages of encouragement to Harry.

Rosco and Deputy Harry!

Rosco and Deputy Harry!

Harry with his friends, the Oak Ridge Boys
Harry with his friends, the Oak Ridge Boys

Harry's limited edition 1997 GMC Sierra 1500 Extended Cab 4x4 Z71 Off Road at the Air Force Museum in Dayton, Ohio.
Harry’s limited edition 1997 GMC Sierra 1500 Extended Cab 4×4 Z71 Off Road at the Air Force Museum in Dayton, Ohio.

Harry's quite the patriot! This is the American Flag Sun Protector on his truck.
Harry’s quite the patriot! This is the American Flag Sun Protector on his truck.

Thirty Years of the Dukes!

Tonight, on the Dukes!

On January 26th, 1979, the Dukes of Hazzard premiered on CBS. Thirty years later, we’re still enjoyin’ watchin’ the folks of Hazzard County livin’ it up, crashin’ cars, jumpin’ creeks, smokin’ tires and just all around having a good time.

Yeeehaw!!

Fun and Games in the Forums

There’s a lot going on in our forums and we thought we’d take some time to highlight some of the fun threads.

The trivia section has been growing these last few months. Several of our members have been participating in trivia and several other games designed to test your knowledge of the show. Swing by the Dukes of Hazzard trivia section to check them out.

Visit the Official Dukes of Hazzard Trivia thread where you can find some fun and challenging questions regarding all the episodes. Duke or Dupe is a fun game where you have to guess from two things which was really on the show and which was not. We also have a DOH Memory game where you have to guess which episode the posted pictures are from. And just this week, another trivia game was added, Star Trivia, which focuses on trivia about the cast.

So, come visit our trivia section and see if you can unseat some of our trivia masters!

Dukes of Hazzard Trivia Nights

One of our members, MinDuke, will be hosting Trivia Nights in the HazzardNet chatroom every Saturday evening for 2 hours starting at 5pm eastern/8pm pacific. At the end of the year, the top scorers for the year will have a chance at prizes and bragging rights in the trivia championship.

Our first trivia night was last Saturday, January 3rd. The winner was Meadowmufn (me). *Takes a bow.* I, however, am not eligible for competition in the championship, seeing as I’m putting up the prizes. The runner up was RogerDuke. Congrats, Roger!

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