One slightly used Dukes of Hazzard website.  Minor wear and tear. 12 years old.  Sold as-is.  Turn-key operation.  Fixer-upper. Perfect for the owner-occupant with an alias. Experience helpful but not necessary. This fund not insured by the FDIC. Use as directed. Void where prohibited. Trespassers will be violated. Serious inquries should be directed to legitimate sellers, and certainly not to this, a rambling April Fool’s post.  Talk to your doctor about HazzardNet. May cause headaches, nausea, and delusions. Use caution when operating machinery. Especially 1969 Dodge Chargers. Are you still reading this? Warning, contents under pressure. Do not inhale. Refrigerate after opening. Discard only at approved recycling centers.  This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to treat or cure any disease. Do not shake. No refunds.

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