Luke's Views on Grape Nuts

Written by: "Bobbi Raye Duke"


All characters/TV shows involved in the following are property of Warner
Brothers/BBC Productions and not the author, sans the new ones no one's heard
of; Grape Nuts is pimped by Post. New characters are property of (c) Carolyn
Marie Gates Original Characters 2002. Anyone who attempts to steal or pimp
her characters will be roped, hog tied and vigorously flogged with a Catwoman
whip. LOL! :) No profit gain is intended by the pimping of the original DOH
characters/MPFC/Grape Nuts/Post, this is solely for entertainment's
sake/creative expression, ladda ladda ladda.

*Luke sits on roof of General Lee on sunny day*

*Looks at viewers, talks to them Ferris Bueller's Day Off Style*



Who invented this cereal and *why*?

*Flashback to past*

Wake up, people, grapes don't got no nuts. And these nuts, man, there's
always one that makes your teeth break. I fed some to a bird one day...that
birdie got mad at me. He doo-dooed on the General Lee. Good Lordy, he even
doo-dooed on the handle! Bo was really pissed off at me that day. He almost
wanted to smack my face clean off my head.

I always eat my cereal, and then the phone rings, ain't that the strangest
thang? Bo and everyone else in the world gets in the shower and it rings, me,
it always rings while I eat breakfast. *shrugs* I don't know. :))

Every time it happens, Corn Flakes, Cocoa Puffs, I eat some of Bo's Lucky
Charms, they always gets soggy when I comes back. One day I was yakkin on the
phone when it rang in the middle of me eatin' mah freakin' Grape Nuts, and
when I gets back, them durned Grape-Nuts done drink all the milk, and was
sittin' at the bottom of the bowl, burpin'. :P

*Luke imitates Grape-Nuts in chipmunk voices* burp! feed me! feed me! *Luke
imitates all Grape-Nuts chattering at once* feed me feed me feed me feed me
feed me feed me feed me feed me feed me feed me feed me!

Feed me! Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!

*Returns back to him sitting on roof of General Lee*
They was all jumpin' and chantin' that, 'ventually. Lord.