Roll Call !

[Brian Coltrane]

Just to see if the other two administrative screwballs are paying any attention, I thought I'd sneak a post here. Are there any other moderators in the house?

Mind you, I've been on hiatus for what....six months? Ten? I really don't know. I took a new job last winter, with a long commute, and then by the time summer rolled around, I was determined to get outside as much as possible and have some fun. The last few months have been a hyperactive blur, hence my silence on HNet.

I looked at our homepage. We haven't updated it since before July 4th. I know MaryAnne and Mufn have been checking on things here, and have taken care of Important Stuff Behind The Scenes while I was at some corn dog festival chugging beer and dancing on top of picnic tables. In fact, in checking one of my last posts before falling off the map, I'd promised MaryAnne an article for the homepage.

Oops. Knew I forgot something....

I'll get right on that! Meantime, I'm glad to see so many familiar names still around. It's good to be back.

Brian

[Meadowmufn]

Just to see if the other two administrative screwballs are paying any attention, I thought I'd sneak a post here. Are there any other moderators in the house?

So, which is it? Are you asking if we're here or if we're paying attention? Cuz those are two different things. LOL. And for me, the answer to both questions is probably "no". Khee!

And I'll have you know, just this afternoon I delegated the task of updating the home page to MaryAnne because I was too lazy... errr, overwhelmingly busy to do it myself. So, if the homepage isn't updated, blame her. Or yourself. Cuz I sure know it's not MY fault. Khee! :escape:

[MaryAnne]

I'm both here and payin' attention. LOL.

Since updatin' the homepage as been deldgated to me, I hereby delegate the blame for said homepage not being updated to Brian. Afterall, he was supposed to get me some material to post up sometime around the last ice age I think it was.... LOL

[Brian Coltrane]

That answers that! All present and discounted for! Amazing how we can pop up out of the woodwork like persistent dandelions on an otherwise immaculate lawn.

I'll do a homepage article this Friday. Which means, all HNet friends and neighbors can expect more of the quality media content and responsible journalism that HazzardNet is infamous for.

When it comes to Dukes of Hazzard news, we know that no news is....really no news, so then we attack each other for something to do.

Fortunately I really do have a little news and a few observations, and if that fails, I'll dabble in a little poetry, and --

Just kidding. :wink: Poetry is Mufn's department anyway.

Brian

[Meadowmufn]

Poetry is Mufn's department anyway.

Brian

I'm a poet
And didn't know it!
And my feet are... well, no, they really aren't Longfellows, too.

MaryAnne, I laud you on your delegation of the blame to Brian. It shows initiative and planning! Too bad it won't get you promoted. :D

Btw, someone emailed asking when the newsletter would be out. Since it's been... oh... what? Nine months since we sent one? We might want to put one together.

[MaryAnne]

I'm a poet
And didn't know it!
And my feet are... well, no, they really aren't Longfellows, too.

MaryAnne, I laud you on your delegation of the blame to Brian. It shows initiative and planning! Too bad it won't get you promoted. :D

Btw, someone emailed asking when the newsletter would be out. Since it's been... oh... what? Nine months since we sent one? We might want to put one together.

Anybody who's been around HNet long enough should know the regularity of when the newsletter comes out. Which is basically...um...whenever. LOL

Afterall, we need to have some news to actually have a newsletter. Do we have any news? If not, well, we can make stuff up! Like....

"How Brian Avoided Jail Time. Again."

and...

"Forget About the Particle Smasher, MaryAnne's Learning New Computer Stuff."

and.....

"Why Mufn Won't Promote Anyone on the HNet Staff" (I reckon that to be a short and sweet article - very much to the point. ROFL).

Also...

"HNet Votes Itself The Most Popular Dukes of Hazzard Fansite on the Web - And Wins!"

Hell, that last one could be true. We all know HNet is it's own sentient being. Khee!

By the way, I don't do poetry very well. It requires a higher thinking, which is more than I can stand for a spell. If I was to write up a few lines, and somehow make them ryhme, then I'd have another talent to sell!

[Julieduke]

Anybody who's been around HNet long enough should know the regularity of when the newsletter comes out. Which is basically...um...whenever. LOL

Afterall, we need to have some news to actually have a newsletter. Do we have any news? If not, well, we can make stuff up! Like....

"How Brian Avoided Jail Time. Again."

and...

"Forget About the Particle Smasher, MaryAnne's Learning New Computer Stuff."

and.....

"Why Mufn Won't Promote Anyone on the HNet Staff" (I reckon that to be a short and sweet article - very much to the point. ROFL).

Also...

"HNet Votes Itself The Most Popular Dukes of Hazzard Fansite on the Web - And Wins!"

Hell, that last one could be true. We all know HNet is it's own sentient being. Khee!

By the way, I don't do poetry very well. It requires a higher thinking, which is more than I can stand for a spell. If I was to write up a few lines, and somehow make them ryhme, then I'd have another talent to sell!
Hey Maryanne, just relaxing here in Cleveland on Patriots Day and no I'm refering to New England's football team either. So who's trying out for Next Season's America's Got Talent them there has to be some talented people on net right now,

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

those ideas all sound real fun Julie u got a good brain better than mine

[Val Strate]

You know, I've heard of a squirrel call, a deer call, a turkey call, a duck call, but never a roll call.

Brian do you have bagel, croissant, biscuit and muffin calls too? If so how do you make them?


Sorry to jump into the moderator's post here but, I just had to be a wise cracker!

OOOO What about a cracker call? Is it like this...

Saaaaaaaaalteeeeeeen! Sa-Sa-Saaaaaaalteeeeen!

[Brian Coltrane]

Since this is a Roll Call, I thought I'd post a picture of MaryAnne's buns!!!



http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9295938/334032597.jpg


She's always getting compliments on them.

[lost_sheep3]

Nice buns! LOL

[Meadowmufn]

And when MaryAnne gets mad, they're hot cross buns!

[MaryAnne]

I work pretty hard on those buns too, lemme tell ya!

I dunno about y'all but I'm gettin' hungry.... :deputy:

[AlexJackson]

Since this is a Roll Call, I thought I'd post a picture of MaryAnne's buns!!!



http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9295938/334032597.jpg


She's always getting compliments on them.


Ummmmm I have no comment on those buns, yes they do belong to MaryAnne but if i comment a certain cousin of MaryAnne's, namely a certain black-clad cousin named Brian...just might beat me up! *chuckles*

[RogerDuke]

So, this is the moderator's meeting room? I ain't never been in a place like this before.
*looks all around the room then gets frightened and runs out, trembling in fear*

[Julieduke]

So, this is the moderator's meeting room? I ain't never been in a place like this before.
*looks all around the room then gets frightened and runs out, trembling in fear*
*Yesterday was The Deadline For All Compliants*

[MaryAnne]

*Yesterday was The Deadline For All Compliants*

Julie. You amaze me with your randomness.

[MaryAnne]

So, this is the moderator's meeting room? I ain't never been in a place like this before.
*looks all around the room then gets frightened and runs out, trembling in fear*

Roger! Yer scared?! Of US?! I'm stunned...

[Julieduke]

Julie. You amaze me with your randomness.
Well thank you, but I was looking for the bathroom honestly have you seen my brother lately he's looking for me.

[DaneyDuke]

Did anyone else read the new article on the homepage yet? It was interesting.

[MaryAnne]

Well Julie's lookin' for the john and Roger done run off so....it would appear nobody's read it, Daney.

And to think I worked so hard my buns for this...

[AlexJackson]

Well Julie's lookin' for the john and Roger done run off so....it would appear nobody's read it, Daney.

And to think I worked so hard my buns for this...


I did read it MaryAnne and theres nothiing wrong with your buns! *chuckles*

[Julieduke]

I did read it MaryAnne and theres nothiing wrong with your buns! *chuckles*
Good Article Maryanne, what's up oh your right the bathroom is the other way thanks for pointing that out need a cub reporter right now?

[MaryAnne]

I did read it MaryAnne and theres nothiing wrong with your buns! *chuckles*

Thank you, Alex. I knew I could count on you!

Brian wrote the article, by the way. I just work on the buns.

[MaryAnne]

Oh that was good article but if you ever need my Lion Cubs are a way of getting articles done feel free to borrow them there's two of them and they tend to be a bit a gabby kids right now.

:confused:

Julie, I dunno what you're smokin' or drinkin' before you post to this board but I think you gotta cut back a little bit...

[AlexJackson]

:confused:

Julie, I dunno what you're smokin' or drinkin' before you post to this board but I think you gotta cut back a little bit...


A little from column A and a little from column B,MaryAnne, she's both drinking and smoking...and I have to wonder if she's smoking something that's illegal...*Chuckles*

[Brian Coltrane]

I can't remark on this bun thing any further without getting slapped.

[Val Strate]

Hot cross buns,
Hot cross buns,
one ha' penny,
two ha' penny,
hot cross buns.
If you have no daughters,
give them to your sons,
one ha' penny,
two ha' penny,
Hot Cross Buns!!!

Sorry I couldn't help myself. XD

[AlexJackson]

I can't remark on this bun thing any further without getting slapped.

MaryAnne would slap you? Boy shes a tough woman! :)

[RogerDuke]

Hi everybody. I'm back. I'm fine now after a long weekend at the therapist. I think I might finally have my bunaphobia under control *fumbles around searching for medication*

[Julieduke]

Okay, well there is no Tiger Cubs.

[Julieduke]

Okay, well there is no Tiger Cubs.
Got to go bye-bye really nice meeting everybody.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

:confused:

Julie, I dunno what you're smokin' or drinkin' before you post to this board but I think you gotta cut back a little bit...

:rofl:

-Stands beside Maryanne, thinking, trying to come up with a conclusion, then nudges her, whispering.-

Maybe she is just dumb. -Nods-

[Capt_Redneck]

:rofl:

-Stands beside Maryanne, thinking, trying to come up with a conclusion, then nudges her, whispering.-

Maybe she is just dumb. -Nods-


Oh heck, please play nice. No need to call someone that.

She is her own unique self and has her own unique perspectives on things going on here in H-Net.

Heck , it boggles my mind most of the times, but Julie sure does make this fun...

I'm gone
Darrell

[Brian Coltrane]

Oh heck, please play nice. No need to call someone that.

She is her own unique self and has her own unique perspectives on things going on here in H-Net.

Heck , it boggles my mind most of the times, but Julie sure does make this fun...

I'm gone
Darrell


Well, if we had any moderators who were worth a dang, we could edit or clarify posts that seemed a tad outta topic.

Most of the time, I'm content to let the inmates run the asylum. They're more qualified anyhow.

Back to MaryAnne's buns. Yes, it's true she works on them quite a bit. She's proud of her buns. She shows them off. They're a conversation starter. When it comes to her buns, perfection is the goal. She works tirelessly for those firm, round, yet light and springy BUNS! Because the donuts come easy, ya know, so the buns take some work.

[lost_sheep3]

Well, if we had any moderators who were worth a dang, we could edit or clarify posts that seemed a tad outta topic.

Most of the time, I'm content to let the inmates run the asylum. They're more qualified anyhow.

Back to MaryAnne's buns. Yes, it's true she works on them quite a bit. She's proud of her buns. She shows them off. They're a conversation starter. When it comes to her buns, perfection is the goal. She works tirelessly for those firm, round, yet light and springy BUNS! Because the donuts come easy, ya know, so the buns take some work.

Brian, you really are gonna get yourself in trouble one of these days!

[Lukas_KD]

*sits back to just watch the fur fly, grinning*

[Brian Coltrane]

Wanna see a pair of nice big buns?



http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9295938/334846957.jpg

[Brian Coltrane]

Ah, what the hell.... we're talking about buns, so we might as well show some saucy cheesecake photos.


http://pic50.picturetrail.com:80/VOL489/4138106/9295938/334849632.jpg

[Lukas_KD]

Brian... you are BAD. *laughing*

She's gonna kill you.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Wanna see a pair of nice big buns?



http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9295938/334846957.jpg



Get your BUNS out of my eyes!

[AlexJackson]

Wanna see a pair of nice big buns?



http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9295938/334846957.jpg

WHOA!! MaryAnne's buns got big! Is this the result of too many doughnuts?? *chuckles*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

She needs to stay off 2 boxes a day.

[MaryAnne]

WHOA!! MaryAnne's buns got big! Is this the result of too many doughnuts?? *chuckles*

She needs to stay off 2 boxes a day.


I've cut back. Really, I have. I'm down to one box now...

As Brian pointed out tho', regarding my buns, perfection is the goal! And they're definitely a conversation starter as this thread has carried on quite a bit about them...

That saucy cheescake photo tho'....

...wow...

...man...

...I'm....

...hungry. :deputy:

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

There you go again. You are gonna be as fat as Llulu with a hippo's butt.

[AlexJackson]

I've cut back. Really, I have. I'm down to one box now...

As Brian pointed out tho', regarding my buns, perfection is the goal! And they're definitely a conversation starter as this thread has carried on quite a bit about them...

That saucy cheescake photo tho'....

...wow...

...man...

...I'm....

...hungry. :deputy:

*chuckles* well MaryAnne, now we know how your buns got to be so big...youre always hungry!! :wink:

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Alex, she eats like a horse. Ask brian.

[RogerDuke]

I feel like Boss Hogg when Cassius Claibourne of Osage County was offering him food. My mouth is watering. That's some good looking cheesecake.

[DaneyDuke]

Brian... you are BAD. *laughing* She's gonna kill you.

An evil MaryAnne?

Alex, she eats like a horse. Ask brian.

Maybe the Deputy is ........ <grin>

[Meadowmufn]

Brian, you really are gonna get yourself in trouble one of these days!

ONE of these days? I defy you to show me a day he HASN'T gotten into trouble....

And btw, mmmmmmmmmmm... cheesecake.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Not you to, Mufn. - sighs-

There isn't gonna be a slim girl left in Hazzard at this rate.

[B.L. Davenport]

Sure there will Sheriff the key is mod..eration *mumbles around a mouthful of cheesecake*

[MaryAnne]

Not you to, Mufn. - sighs-

There isn't gonna be a slim girl left in Hazzard at this rate.

Sure there will Sheriff the key is mod..eration *mumbles around a mouthful of cheesecake*


BL is right! Moderation! And....plenty of cheescake. Khee!

[MaryAnne]

I feel like Boss Hogg when Cassius Claibourne of Osage County was offering him food. My mouth is watering. That's some good looking cheesecake.

Ain't it? And Rosco says I eat like a horse... Ha! Show me a horse that eats cheesecake! :rofl:

[Julieduke]

Ain't it? And Rosco says I eat like a horse... Ha! Show me a horse that eats cheesecake! :rofl:
Hey Mr. Ed says Cheesecake is delicious is almost as good Peanut Butter Cheesecake now that's good eating.

[B.L. Davenport]

BL is right! Moderation! And....plenty of cheescake. Khee!



speakin of cheesecake is there anymore? *looking around for it* Awright Sheriff did you hide it?

[Julieduke]

speakin of cheesecake is there anymore? *looking around for it* Awright Sheriff did you hide it?
Hey I wanted a piece as well. That's not fair.

[Julieduke]

Hey Mr. Ed says Cheesecake is delicious is almost as good Peanut Butter Cheesecake now that's good eating.
Hey according to www.foodnetwork.com there is Peanut Butter Cheesecake at there you can find the recipe on the website.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Ain't it? And Rosco says I eat like a horse... Ha! Show me a horse that eats cheesecake! :rofl:

Well animals can have weird cravings. I have seen cats eat suckers. So i'm sure there is a horse out there that will eat cheese cake.

[Julieduke]

Well animals can have weird cravings. I have seen cats eat suckers. So i'm sure there is a horse out there that will eat cheese cake.
I know a ten week old kitten that eat vegatables.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Sure there will Sheriff the key is mod..eration *mumbles around a mouthful of cheesecake*


Yeah, mhm. -rolls eyes-

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

speakin of cheesecake is there anymore? *looking around for it* Awright Sheriff did you hide it?

No, I ain't hid nothing. -Burps- But I think we need to settle for a Hazzard exercising week for health.

[Julieduke]

Yeah, mhm. -rolls eyes-
Her Name is Smokey and she is mixture of grey with Orange with cute little orange eyes and she is so mild right now and loves to be held.

[Julieduke]

No, I ain't hid nothing. -Burps- But I think we need to settle for a Hazzard exercising week for health.
No way, I'm not hiking up Iron Mountain that's too big now pick something a little smaller like a nice liesure stroll through the swamp.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

BL is right! Moderation! And....plenty of cheescake. Khee!

Yeah, plenty but none for you. BIG BUNS!

[Julieduke]

Yeah, mhm. -rolls eyes-
Oh quick fact the straw was invented in 1888 by a Chester Marvin.

[Julieduke]

Yeah, plenty but none for you. BIG BUNS!
Oh Man, it's all gone.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Her Name is Smokey and she is mixture of grey with Orange with cute little orange eyes and she is so mild right now and loves to be held.

-Scratches
head- What the hell?

[Julieduke]

-Scratches
head- What the hell?
The fearest Kitten in Cleveland, Ohio. She looks cute and harmless but look out for her Mama. And that's the kitten that eat her veggies just no collards now. I'm not cleaning out that little box if it don't agree with her.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

No way, I'm not hiking up Iron Mountain that's too big now pick something a little smaller like a nice liesure stroll through the swamp.

Who even mentioned Stone mountain?

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Oh Man, it's all gone.


Julie, you need serious help.

[Julieduke]

Who even mentioned Stone mountain? that's not even in GA.
What about Lookout Mountain it's not that high now.

[Julieduke]

Julie, you need serious help.
whatever, talk to the hand.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Oh quick fact the straw was invented in 1888 by a Chester Marvin.

Wtf?

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

What about Lookout Mountain it's not that high now.

That's in TN.

[Julieduke]

Wtf?
I was at Johnny Rockets and read this in a Newspaper. We've throwing these away since then, hey I still got the original yet. The actual original was made out of Paper talk about getting your protein now.

[Julieduke]

That's in TN.
What about Stone Mountain?

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

What about Stone Mountain?

Never mind it's in GA. But I ain't setting foot on it since, the time I had to go up it with a sore throat.

[Julieduke]

I think that's in South Carolina.
Oops, well the hike is cancelled we can't find a Mountain in Ga.

[Julieduke]

Never mind it's in GA. But I ain't setting foot on it since, the time I had to go up it with a sore throat.
That was fun Sheriff, what's the story behind that now!

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

No, I re-checked Julie. Stone mountain is in GA. But I ain't going near it.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

That was fun Sheriff, what's the story behind that now! I got sick, had a sore throat and it got worse as I went up. So when we came down I called it a day and went to bed. Worst day of my life.

[Julieduke]

No, I re-checked Julie. Stone mountain is in GA. But I ain't going near it.
Well me neither, I'm allergic to Mountains that sound way too big they was bragging when they made Stone Mountain. And I was in Kennessaw National Park back in oh 1988 and me and my brothers still bragging about how my dad outsmarted a Ga cop in his 1984 Caprice Classic going pretty fast and the car went airborne with the family in the car. The car landed okay, and we went on to see the Mountain hey it's easy to impress three kids that love the Dukes.

[Julieduke]

I got sick, had a sore throat and it got worse as I went up. So when we came down I called it a day and went to bed. Worst day of my life.
Well, it's sounds like that was a very painful day for ya.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Just so you know two people that are carved in the stone on the mountain are Jackson and Jefferson Davis. =]

[Julieduke]

Just so you know two people that are carved in the stone on the mountain are Jackson and Jefferson Davis. =]
I didn't know that, thank you I got to see a picture of this Mountain now. Anybody have a picture of Stone Mountain now.

P.S. It also a very expensive brand of purses as well.

[Julieduke]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Stone_mountain_closeup_mosaic.jpg
I'll take an O

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Stone_mountain_closeup_mosaic.jpg/800px-Stone_mountain_closeup_mosaic.jpg

[Julieduke]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Stone_mountain_closeup_mosaic.jpg/800px-Stone_mountain_closeup_mosaic.jpg
Thanks for the picture, I like it very much.

[Julieduke]

Thanks for the picture, I like it very much.
What City is Stone Mountain in?

[LoriDavenport]

Guys...I ain't even a replier to this topic and just readin' it I need an asprin or tylenol or somethin!

[Julieduke]

Guys...I ain't even a replier to this topic and just readin' it I need an asprin or tylenol or somethin!
Well thank you very much.lol.

[Julieduke]

Well thank you very much.lol.
You Might be a Redneck if You Ever Confused Your server where you was eating at. Thus actually happened in P.A. me and the server was talking and my drink and my brothers drink got on my Aunt and Uncle's Bill. Now That's good.

[B.L. Davenport]

I need some too Lori, and the rolaids,tums or alkaseltzer...I got *burp* excuse me....heart burn *cheese cake crumbs all around mouth*

[Julieduke]

I need some too Lori, and the rolaids,tums or alkaseltzer...I got *burp* excuse me....heart burn *cheese cake crumbs all around mouth*
Hey, where did do you find that again.

[B.L. Davenport]

Hey, where did do you find that again.


uh...uh just around

[Julieduke]

uh...uh just around
That's not fair well we hid the Peanut Butter Cheesecake that's drizzled in Hot Fudge now.

[B.L. Davenport]

that's ok I'm stuffed.

[Julieduke]

that's ok I'm stuffed.
Listen I got to going right now. 'Oh one more thing thing Peanut Butter Cheesecake drizzled with Hot Fudge was in Boss's Office and he looking for it right now.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Guys...I ain't even a replier to this topic and just readin' it I need an asprin or tylenol or somethin!


Shaddup, Lori. :P

[LoriDavenport]

And if I don't sheriff? =P

[MaryAnne]

No fightin' now! I'll get some more cheesecake for y'all! :deputy:

[LoriDavenport]

mmm... cheesecake.. *licks chops*

[MaryAnne]

Yes! Lookie!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/HNet/chocolatecheesecake.jpg

And more to choose from!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/HNet/classic-cheesecakes-lg.jpg

[LoriDavenport]

MaryAnne! I can feel my hips blowing up like hot air balloons as we speak! gah!

[Val Strate]

MMMM, Maryanne! You have....

Ch-ch-chocolate cheesecake!

Mmmmm.... Don't tease a gal! Share!

[B.L. Davenport]

You'll hafta fight me for the chocolate cheesecake Val

*grins sweetly*

[MaryAnne]

No no! LOL. The point is so there's no fightin'! There's plenty to go around! Khee!

Provided Rosco doesn't take it all and run off with it. :-P :D

I hope Brian's proud having started all this talkin' about my buns. And saucy cheesecake. Heh!

Just remember ladies, we may need to eat this stuff like we need a hole in the head. But it's lot less painful than the hole in the head so, let's dig in!

[LoriDavenport]

How much ya wanna bet Rosco'll take off with it and eat it from us? And he's the one who thinks there won't be a skinny woman left in Hazzard...

[B.L. Davenport]

He may try to run off with it Lori but he's out numbered heh.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

How much ya wanna bet Rosco'll take off with it and eat it from us? And he's the one who thinks there won't be a skinny woman left in Hazzard...


No thanks. I don't want any. I'll start a fat lady club for yall.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

And if I don't sheriff? =P

I'll flatten all yer tires and make ya pay all yer fines at once.

[LoriDavenport]

I think otherwise dear sheriff...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Let your mind blow away then.

[LoriDavenport]

What mind? I have no mind...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

So, I noticed.

[LoriDavenport]

Don't worry...you don't have any room to talk either... *grins*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

I think I do since for one I don't and won't be huffing and puffing to work. You will. -points-

You'll be the new fat lady that sings in church.

[LoriDavenport]

I could never take the place of your sister Rosco...that'd be quite mean of me.. *smirks*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

No, but if you keep it you'll be over her size. Then you and the rest of the Hazzard ladies can go pull a sister act.

Boar ladies of Hazzard.

[LoriDavenport]

Just 'member sheriff, we boar ladies of Hazzard out number you by far...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

And i'm supposed to care? Yall can torture me all you want.

[LoriDavenport]

*rolls eyes*

Can we squish ya the if ya don't care?

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Like a dog pile squish?

[LoriDavenport]

*stares at him blankly*

And I call myself senseless...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

You are though.

[B.L. Davenport]

*whistles not touching this one with a 10ft pole*

[LoriDavenport]

Can it B.L your nut didn't fall far from the same tree mine did...

[B.L. Davenport]

I didn't say a word Lori

*smiles innocently*

[LoriDavenport]

Your expression said it all though cousin...

*glares*

[B.L. Davenport]

what expression?

*confused look*

[LoriDavenport]

*Gives a perplexing look herself*

wait a minute...I said that wrong. lol

[LizzyJackson-Davenport]

I think I'm gonna stay out of this one too, seeing as how cheese makes me sick to include the cream cheese they put in cheesecake. mmm I want some.

:(

[Brian Coltrane]

Back to the roll call for just a sec. We interrupt not much of anything to have a little inside joke.


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We now resume whatever the hell was going on before this. Thank ya.

[Val Strate]

AAAAhhhh! We all get pelted with pastries here! *ducks as rolls are thrown*

Geez! What kind of Roll Call is this?

An assault with a deadly bagel?

Remember it's all fun and games Brian till someone looses a baguette!

[B.L. Davenport]

*dodges a flying roll that flies by*

Maryanne I sure am glad you bake soft and fluffy rolls somebody might get a knot knocked on their head if ya baked like Elly Mae Clampett

[Val Strate]

Hey, at least he's not throwing fried okra. *wink, catches a roll and throws it toward Alex*

Here Alex, have one of MaryAnne's rolls. They're better than Cracker Barrel's!

[Julieduke]

AAAAhhhh! We all get pelted with pastries here! *ducks as rolls are thrown*

Geez! What kind of Roll Call is this?

An assault with a deadly bagel?

Remember it's all fun and games Brian till someone looses a baguette!
Hey I toasted Buns and Bagels today and I've seen some Muffins that might hurt somebody that have sat around way too long. Sorry we through them away thow along with the rest of the breakfest stuff at McDonalds.

[MaryAnne]

Back to the roll call for just a sec. We interrupt not much of anything to have a little inside joke.


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We now resume whatever the hell was going on before this. Thank ya.


That man can throw a roll at me anytime. *boink* Ow...

Now what the hell did we have going on before all this? I don't think we had anything going on did we? :D

All this dough flying around is gettin' dangerous tho'. Val's right, good thing it's not fried okra!

[Julieduke]

That man can throw a roll at me anytime. *boink* Ow...

Now what the hell did we have going on before all this? I don't think we had anything going on did we? :D

All this dough flying around is gettin' dangerous tho'. Val's right, good thing it's not fried okra!
Too Bad it's not Money thow, people might be catching it now.

[RogerDuke]

If I'd have known these moderator meetings were this much fun, I would have starting going to them a long time ago *ducks from unknown flying food*

[MaryAnne]

What's funny is that our title on this paticular forum says "Your HNet government in action...=)"

It really should say "Your HNet government's inaction... =)"

Khee!

[B.L. Davenport]

I dunno Maryanne seems there's been plenty of action going on LOL maybe not productive in running hnet but action none the less.

[Julieduke]

I dunno Maryanne seems there's been plenty of action going on LOL maybe not productive in running hnet but action none the less.
Anybody like Apple Pie here?

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Anybody like Apple Pie here?

how did this topic die again?

was it my bff Jul up there?

[Elly May Duke]

Elly: Y'all pickin on my cookin' here? lol. Guess I ain't never made nothin eddible that wont a sandwich.

[MaryAnne]

how did this topic die again?

was it my bff Jul up there?

Ya gotta admit the applie pie comment came outta nowhere. LOL

Tho', this topic had something to do with a roll call and then we got to talkin' about rolls and then I think Alex jumped in here about bein' interested in my rolls and we got to talkin' about food and then Brian got involved and...

Ya know, that's a good question. How DID this topic die?

I reckon it got a little stale. Well that's not a problem, we just need to bake up some fresh rolls!


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Yum! Khee!

[Julieduke]

Ya gotta admit the applie pie comment came outta nowhere. LOL

Tho', this topic had something to do with a roll call and then we got to talkin' about rolls and then I think Alex jumped in here about bein' interested in my rolls and we got to talkin' about food and then Brian got involved and...

Ya know, that's a good question. How DID this topic die?

I reckon it got a little stale. Well that's not a problem, we just need to bake up some fresh rolls!


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Yum! Khee!
You know some Buttermilk Biscuits would be good now as well. Hey listen I'm sorry about that Apple Pie but it got burned ended up in trash can and can and pie out a window and it ended up on the passenger seat of Boss's Caddy now as well.lol.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Ya gotta admit the applie pie comment came outta nowhere. LOL

Tho', this topic had something to do with a roll call and then we got to talkin' about rolls and then I think Alex jumped in here about bein' interested in my rolls and we got to talkin' about food and then Brian got involved and...

Ya know, that's a good question. How DID this topic die?

I reckon it got a little stale. Well that's not a problem, we just need to bake up some fresh rolls!


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/Robert%20Culp/RobertCulp1MatchGame_fresh.jpg

Yum! Khee!


yall are gonna kill me, i hate apple pie, it makes me sick when i eat it, for one its way to sweet for me

[Elly May Duke]

Oh my goodness.. .you're kidding. . .tho to be hoest with you I don't like real sweet things either, but anyhow. . .I love chocolate pie

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Oh my goodness.. .you're kidding. . .tho to be hoest with you I don't like real sweet things either, but anyhow. . .I love chocolate pie

oh yay, another Chocolate pie lover! i love it!

i just had a Bos blonde moment there and through and through brunette

[MaryAnne]

Did somebody say CHOCOLATE?!?!

I love chocolate pie too. Khee!

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Did somebody say CHOCOLATE?!?!

I love chocolate pie too. Khee!

lol, SAME HERE!!!!!


WHAT GIRL DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay now i have the song What a Girl Wants in my head lol

What a Girl Wants
What a Girl needs
Is Somethin to make her happy

okay, cant remember the words

[Elly May Duke]

lol. Yeah chocolate pie I'm your girl. I'm like you. I don't really like sweet things either, but the other thing I really like is berry pie. . .bout anykind of berry.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

lol. Yeah chocolate pie I'm your girl. I'm like you. I don't really like sweet things either, but the other thing I really like is berry pie. . .bout anykind of berry.

lol, i love Cherry Pie and Cherry Cheesecake

[LoriDavenport]

Did somebody say CHOCOLATE?!?!

I love chocolate pie too. Khee!


Well, that has MaryAnne motivated!


Hmm...next time I'm in trouble I'll bribe her with chocolate! :p

[Brian Coltrane]

Thought I'd roll back in, try to find some bread, somebody beat me to it and I got the crumbs instead.

Anyway, I been loafing around the past few weeks, while the flour of spring has turned to the rising of summer. When you yeast expect it, I popover to see you.

I'm not sure where things have left off, so I'll have to bundt with this post and biscuit the place more often.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Thought I'd roll back in, try to find some bread, somebody beat me to it and I got the crumbs instead.

Anyway, I been loafing around the past few weeks, while the flour of spring has turned to the rising of summer. When you yeast expect it, I popover to see you.

I'm not sure where things have left off, so I'll have to bundt with this post and biscuit the place more often.

lol, i can talk about any food in this place, ITS SUMMER BREAK FOR MEE!

im tryin to win a contest to hang out with a bunch of my friends on a beach in florida with Rascal Flatts


Texas redneck country girl+Florida and a country band= UHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH!



lol, if i win i get to hear Rascal Flatts sing, and see the hott back ground singer, and eat smores and hang out with the band!!!!!

lol




im brunette but my dad wonders if i was born blonde
so sorry, that was way off subject, just thought id run that little tidbit of what ive been up too by my friends

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

okay, i dont know if its Florida or not, lol, just figured that out

[MaryAnne]

Thought I'd roll back in, try to find some bread, somebody beat me to it and I got the crumbs instead.

Anyway, I been loafing around the past few weeks, while the flour of spring has turned to the rising of summer. When you yeast expect it, I popover to see you.

I'm not sure where things have left off, so I'll have to bundt with this post and biscuit the place more often.

Khee! Y'all stick around and break bread with us eh?

I mean, between the rolls and bread and chocolate pie and other desserts and what have ya, we got plenty to eat around here!

Now rumours I can be bribed with chocolate are greatly eggsagerated...

:deputy:

[AlexJackson]

Thought I'd roll back in, try to find some bread, somebody beat me to it and I got the crumbs instead.

Anyway, I been loafing around the past few weeks, while the flour of spring has turned to the rising of summer. When you yeast expect it, I popover to see you.

I'm not sure where things have left off, so I'll have to bundt with this post and biscuit the place more often.


So Brian.. youre Poppin' Fresh now? Does this mean you have that little chef hat and laugh when someone pokes your stomach? ;) :D

[Brian Coltrane]

So Brian.. youre Poppin' Fresh now? Does this mean you have that little chef hat and laugh when someone pokes your stomach? ;) :D

Woohoo! No, I'm not into costumes and bein' poked. Honestly, you have some twisted ideas there.

Speakin' of the Pillsbury dough boy, that reminds me of a joke. The Pillsbury dough boy, The Planters Peanut man and Mr. Salty Pretzel walk into a bar, looking for Cracker Jack. The bartender says *CENSORED*

Maybe we better save that one for the over 18 show. Ahem. Anyway! NEXT!

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Woohoo! No, I'm not into costumes and bein' poked. Honestly, you have some twisted ideas there.

Speakin' of the Pillsbury dough boy, that reminds me of a joke. The Pillsbury dough boy, The Planters Peanut man and Mr. Salty Pretzel walk into a bar, looking for Cracker Jack. The bartender says *CENSORED*

Maybe we better save that one for the over 18 show. Ahem. Anyway! NEXT!

LOL! nice

[MaryAnne]

Woohoo! No, I'm not into costumes and bein' poked. Honestly, you have some twisted ideas there.

Speakin' of the Pillsbury dough boy, that reminds me of a joke. The Pillsbury dough boy, The Planters Peanut man and Mr. Salty Pretzel walk into a bar, looking for Cracker Jack. The bartender says *CENSORED*

Maybe we better save that one for the over 18 show. Ahem. Anyway! NEXT!

Now that, in turn, reminds me of a joke. You've probably heard this one before, Brian...

Two peanuts were walkin' down the street.

One was assaulted.

:D

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Now that, in turn, reminds me of a joke. You've probably heard this one before, Brian...

Two peanuts were walkin' down the street.

One was assaulted.

:D

OMG Maryanne

[AlexJackson]

[quote=Brian Coltrane;141648]Woohoo! No, I'm not into costumes and bein' poked. Honestly, you have some twisted ideas there.

YOURE not into costumes?? Ahem may I remind you of Nasty the 9th reindeer? You did sort of dress up for that. And anyone that is a bad reindeer is more twisted then I am! Which is saying something isnt it? *chuckles*

[AlexJackson]

[quote=MaryAnne;142102]Now that, in turn, reminds me of a joke. You've probably heard this one before, Brian...

Two peanuts were walkin' down the street.

One was assaulted.

Youre nuts MaryAnne! ;)

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

[quote=MaryAnne;142102]Now that, in turn, reminds me of a joke. You've probably heard this one before, Brian...

Two peanuts were walkin' down the street.

One was assaulted.

Youre nuts MaryAnne! ;)

okay wow, i gotta get used to this thread

[MaryAnne]

[QUOTE=AlexJackson;142831]

okay wow, i gotta get used to this thread

Fasten yer seatbealt daisy. LOL

[JESSI DUKE]

Daisy that won't happen. Just when you think it's safe. Brian and Alex go and changing the rules.

[AlexJackson]

Daisy that won't happen. Just when you think it's safe. Brian and Alex go and changing the rules.

[quote=daisydukeXenosstrait;142863]

Fasten yer seatbealt daisy. LOL


Just when you think it was safe to go back in the water....:p

[DaneyDuke]

Ya gotta admit the applie pie comment came outta nowhere. LOL

Tho', this topic had something to do with a roll call and then we got to talkin' about rolls and then I think Alex jumped in here about bein' interested in my rolls and we got to talkin' about food and then Brian got involved and...

Ya know, that's a good question. How DID this topic die?

I reckon it got a little stale. Well that's not a problem, we just need to bake up some fresh rolls!


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Yum! Khee!

*laughing* Nice Deputy!

[DaneyDuke]

[quote=Brian Coltrane;141648]Woohoo! No, I'm not into costumes and bein' poked. Honestly, you have some twisted ideas there.

YOURE not into costumes?? Ahem may I remind you of Nasty the 9th reindeer? You did sort of dress up for that. And anyone that is a bad reindeer is more twisted then I am! Which is saying something isnt it? *chuckles*

<looks at Alex's official Hnet Tooth Fairy thingy that's been there for a looong time. Smiles>

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

[quote=MaryAnne;142943]


Just when you think it was safe to go back in the water....:p

lol thanks for the warnins ya'll but i can handle it

[MaryAnne]

lol thanks for the warnins ya'll but i can handle it

We figured ya could, otherwise ya wouldn't be hangin' around this crazy joint. Khee! :D

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

We figured ya could, otherwise ya wouldn't be hangin' around this crazy joint. Khee! :D

lol!

[MaryAnne]

*laughing* Nice Deputy!

Thank ya. I thought it was nice too. Heh heh! :eyebrows:

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Thank ya. I thought it was nice too. Heh heh! :eyebrows:

lol ya'll are wild here

[Elly May Duke]

Hey, no crazier than the Boar's Nest. LOL

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

hey, no crazier than the boar's nest. Lol

lol

[Elly May Duke]

Am I right?

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Am I right?

yes Ells your right

[Elly May Duke]

I know ain't too many places crazier than the Boar's Nest.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

I know ain't too many places crazier than the Boar's Nest.

thats true

[MaryAnne]

I dunno, I've heard Alex's place can get pretty rowdy sometimes....

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

i dunno, i've heard alex's place can get pretty rowdy sometimes....

lol

[Elly May Duke]

Maybe so MarryAnne.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Maybe so MarryAnne.

though ive never seen Alex's place

[Elly May Duke]

Me either. Course if y'all wanna come on down to our farm we'll have a good time. No barn tho. Well if you don't mind a bunch of rotted wood. . .lol

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Me either. Course if y'all wanna come on down to our farm we'll have a good time. No barn tho. Well if you don't mind a bunch of rotted wood. . .lol

or come on down to the Lone Star State and have a little country fun!

[Elly May Duke]

Yeah. Maybe sit around and watch the sun go down while eatin s'mores. . .mmm. that's a plan to me.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Yeah. Maybe sit around and watch the sun go down while eatin s'mores. . .mmm. that's a plan to me.

lol.... yeah

[Elly May Duke]

I'm thinking about that Brad Paisley comercial where they have the s'mores. . .yummy.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

I'm thinking about that Brad Paisley comercial where they have the s'mores. . .yummy.

yeah and the one with Rascal Flatts

[Elly May Duke]

Oh yeah. . .what do you think about them and a clothes line? Now Toby is doing it.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Oh yeah. . .what do you think about them and a clothes line? Now Toby is doing it.

i know and that would be cool for RF to have a clothes line

[Elly May Duke]

They do have a clothes line . . .i forgot what it's called, but they do and Toby Keith is going to have one also.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

They do have a clothes line . . .i forgot what it's called, but they do and Toby Keith is going to have one also.

yeah i know...did you know that guy also has a bank i mean TK

[Elly May Duke]

If you're trying to tell me that Toby Keith has a bank then . . .no way! That's cool.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

If you're trying to tell me that Toby Keith has a bank then . . .no way! That's cool.

yeah TK has a bank in OK along with a restruants

[MaryAnne]

Toby Keith has a bank?!! Now that's different. LOL

I wonder what it's called. Hmmm...

First Beer Bank

Last Boot-In-Yer-Ass Bank

National Cowboy Bank

Not As Good As We Once Were Bank (actually this would apply to several banks now ROFL)

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Toby Keith has a bank?!! Now that's different. LOL

I wonder what it's called. Hmmm...

First Beer Bank

Last Boot-In-Yer-Ass Bank

National Cowboy Bank

Not As Good As We Once Were Bank (actually this would apply to several banks now ROFL)

Las Boot-In-Yer-Ass Bank!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Las Boot-In-Yer-Ass Bank!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

hey we put your name at the top of our lists

if you dont pay your bills

the IRS will rain down on YOU!

brought to you curtiousy of the Red, White and Blue


(SORRY just had this on my freakin mind when you said Last-Boot- In- Yer-Ass- Bank and i dont know how it even fits to what were talkin bout'!)

[Elly May Duke]

I still say Toby, Charlie or Trace for VP with Uncle Jesse as President. . .and Granny as first lady

[RogerDuke]

Granny as First Lady?????!!!
*in Rosco voice* I love it. I love it!! That's funny Elly May.
How about Jethro as Press Secretary. He'd be awesome answering some of those questions!!

[Garrett Duke]

LOL Roger. I can see Jethro as being the secretary and taking calls :)

[Elly May Duke]

Yeah and Elly bein something or other. . .and the funny part is Granny really would say she's only watching over Dixie. . .lol that would be fuuny cause she'd insist they move to Richmond. . .lol. . .I still can't get over the fact that I said that, but seriously and we'd all be singing Dixie cause that's the south's anthem.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Yeah and Elly bein something or other. . .and the funny part is Granny really would say she's only watching over Dixie. . .lol that would be fuuny cause she'd insist they move to Richmond. . .lol. . .I still can't get over the fact that I said that, but seriously and we'd all be singing Dixie cause that's the south's anthem.

LOL sorry ive fallen behind dangit i hate doing that when i have to go to my moms!

[RogerDuke]

This sounds like a great idea for a fanfic.....the Dukes and Beverley Hillbillies runnng Washington D.C.
Boss Hogg and Mr. Drysdale would have to fight for Secretary of the Treasury.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

This sounds like a great idea for a fanfic.....the Dukes and Beverley Hillbillies runnng Washington D.C.
Boss Hogg and Mr. Drysdale would have to fight for Secretary of the Treasury.

yes it would Rog

[Elly May Duke]

lol yEAH if anybody wants to back me up on that i'd be happy to get it started.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

lol yEAH if anybody wants to back me up on that i'd be happy to get it started.

id back ya up

[Elly May Duke]

Thanks Dais. . .any ideas for a tittle? And how we could maybe start it?

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Thanks Dais. . .any ideas for a tittle? And how we could maybe start it?

LOL not at the moment