Rosco as a Vallet

[countrygirl1986]

here's one for y'all...


http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1452/2881/1600/impossible-parking.jpg

Was Rosco trying to make some extra money by playing Vallet? That is a definite Rosco park job... or at least done by the Hazzard Law.

[countrygirl1986]

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[countrygirl1986]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:oEhYYFFSeVXRLM:http://www.humor-day.com/funny_pictures/1430.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.humor-day.com/funny_pictures/1430.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.humor-day.com/pictureviewer.php%3Fid%3D1430&h=360&w=480&sz=37&hl=en&start=12&tbnid=oEhYYFFSeVXRLM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2Bparking%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%2 6safe%3Doff) http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:1SdK-H2jm0t4NM:http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/funny/cartree.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/funny/cartree.jpg&imgrefurl=http://forums.toynewsi.com/index.php%3Fshowtopic%3D1992113&h=272&w=319&sz=12&hl=en&start=14&tbnid=1SdK-H2jm0t4NM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2Bparking%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%2 6safe%3Doff) http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ajs4F9RJJ2egAM:http://www.funnypictures.net.au/userimages/car-crash-4-no-parking-here1.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.funnypictures.net.au/userimages/car-crash-4-no-parking-here1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.funnypictures.net.au/car-crash/&h=300&w=400&sz=24&hl=en&start=16&tbnid=ajs4F9RJJ2egAM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2Bparking%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%2 6safe%3Doff) http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:h7awinHHis3NNM:http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/Tight_Parking_Space.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/Tight_Parking_Space.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.popular-pics.com/pictures-most-viewed.aspx%3Fpage%3D6&h=320&w=500&sz=30&hl=en&start=18&tbnid=h7awinHHis3NNM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2Bparking%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%2 6safe%3Doff)

[RogerDuke]

That's pretty funny Countrygirl. Did you come up with the idea of Rosco as a Valet yourself? If so, that's a good one....very creative!!!

[Julieduke]

That's pretty funny Countrygirl. Did you come up with the idea of Rosco as a Valet yourself? If so, that's a good one....very creative!!!
don't let him park my car then.

[countrygirl1986]

If you think those are good, y'all aughta see the one I had found of Cooter's coffee table...

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/3b36c578/coffeetable.jpg?cb=1115204527

[LoriDavenport]

Ya done know my comments on em CountryGirl hehe...

[countrygirl1986]

Yeah, I know. LOL. You're the one that brought it to my attention that a certain dark clad character whose intentions are usually less than sincere might take and run with them, ragging on his uniformed counterpart whos intentions are usually pretty sincere. So far he hasn't seemed to, least not in the public domain anyway... though, it would make for an interesting exhcange. Maybe I should get the popcorn ready?

[LoriDavenport]

I brung it to your attention?? dearest cousin how do little old ME do that???

[countrygirl1986]

On YM of course. :p

[LoriDavenport]

ahh....the danged thing that gets me in trouble the most huh? heh..

[countrygirl1986]

Oh and Roger, thank you for the complament. The idea was indeed original.

Again, I am still surprised a certain couple of cousins hasn't taken this and rolled with it yet. Hmm, maybe they aren't paying attention or are a bit busy. What ever the problem, I know they aren't bored, otherwise we'd be havin' us a show right about now.

I know I don't want the Hazzard Law parking my Character's cars! Although... Rosco as a Valet would give the Garage a lot of extra business.

[Julieduke]

Oh and Roger, thank you for the complament. The idea was indeed original.

Again, I am still surprised a certain couple of cousins hasn't taken this and rolled with it yet. Hmm, maybe they aren't paying attention or are a bit busy. What ever the problem, I know they aren't bored, otherwise we'd be havin' us a show right about now.

I know I don't want the Hazzard Law parking my Character's cars! Although... Rosco as a Valet would give the Garage a lot of extra business.
Want to hear something funny that happened to my brother last saturday well you see he decided to back-up and somebody was about to back-up at the very sametime in the McDonald's parking lot. Well he blew the horn, and the other person stopped what could've been the world's first Rear-End collision in history.

[Garrett Duke]

Julie - I don't think it would have been the first rear end collision, I can see it happening. People not paying attention as they back up. In fact, I think on vacation one time, we saw it happen at a Wal-Mart. Can't remember the details, either they had already hit and were stopped or whether it was about to happen and stopped as your's luckily did.

As for Rosco as a Valet - he'd have a fight on his hands if he were to even attempt to park Garrett's car. Then again, Garrett doesn't let anyone but him touch his car. ;) But with the pictures and the thought of Rosco behind the wheel, Kristy probably wouldn't give him the keys to her truck. She's a lot more understanding than Garrett would be, but she still wouldn't want to see her truck parked in a tree!

[countrygirl1986]

I think those cars all belonged to out of towners. I don't think any of us are dumb enough to let Rosco or his deputies drive or park our cars! well, there are exceptions to that rule, but I don't think the exception to the rules would wreck a car either, not like that!

[Brian Coltrane]

Of all the photos, I think the one that best represents MaryAnne's valet skills is the fifty-car freeway pileup. When she messes up, she don't mess up small, ya know what I mean?

It'd be like having a big cardboard box of toy matchbox cars, and then dumping them all out on the floor at once. It'd look just like that. You'd stare and marvel at how one car can be three miles away from the epicenter and still be wrecked all by itself. She has that kind of talent.

And I admire that.

[Julieduke]

Hey Brian, would you let either one of them park your car?

[Brian Coltrane]

Hey Brian, would you let either one of them park your car?

Park it? Sure, in an open field if there was nothing else around for miles.

Ya know, I get the feeling MaryAnne isn't paying any attention to this thread. That or I haven't hit the right buttons yet.

[Julieduke]

Park it? Sure, in an open field if there was nothing else around for miles.

Ya know, I get the feeling MaryAnne isn't paying any attention to this thread. That or I haven't hit the right buttons yet.
Hey Brian, make sure the car insurance is up to date on it first?

[LoriDavenport]

I still wouldnt even let em park it in an open field...somehow some way they'd find a way to weck the car still..

[countrygirl1986]

Ya know...

I think MaryAnne might be a better driver than ya give her credit for. Would I let MaryAnne park Jumper? um... maybe (JK of course i would, Deputy Coltrane was the exception to the rule I mentioned!)? Would I let Rosco? No freakin' way.

I do agree though, when she does something, she does it big! Though sometimes I wonder if there wasn't a little help from a dark clothed cousin of hers in making the chaotic concoctions of the past. Sides, how do I know you weren't helping with that valet parking? How do we know you didn't cause any of those accidents by cutting the law off in Diablo or messed with the road, making pot holes, panting speedbumps black and removing their markers...

Hmm... Brian, i think that would make a very interesting story for you.

[Brian Coltrane]

What's a little vee-hicular mayhem between friends? Heh heh.

Actually I'm very careful with my car. Well, mostly. I do have a 67 Impala in real life, to put it that way. And I've done stupid things with it, very stupid things. Nowadays, I'm much more careful.

Back to MaryAnne... she's a good driver. Really. But she can't parallel park to save her life. In fact, she struggles anytime there's a parking space with lines painted on either side and the car has to fit between them. I mean, thank goodness Walmart parking lots are huge because she can kinda sprawl the car out in a diagonal and make it work.

Yeah, if it wasn't for the "P" on the gear shift display, she'd forget to park altogether, and just get outta the car and let it mosey off in neutral to fend for itself. Wherever it ended up stopping on it's own, that'd be parking. *bonk!*

Heh! Good thing MaryAnne isn't watching this thread.

[countrygirl1986]

Hmm... with the thing about forgetting to put it in park.... in real life my boss did that a few weeks ago... whew that was a day...

Same day, earlier that day, I told him not to drive through a muddy field in a pickup that doesn't have fourwheel drive and he did it anyway. Told him he'd get stuck, but he didn't listen. Then about an hour later, the poor guy stops the truck so we can gather limbs and he forgets to set the parking break... and leaves it in drive.

Personally, in real life I don't have a car, however, in real life I did finally get my drivers license!

Hmm... crazy stuff? Sounds like my mother or my mother's exboyfriend! Shoot... she had a stationwagon that seen almost as much airtime as the General Lee! I kid you not!

[MaryAnne]

Who says I'm not watching this thread?

You know, I am a girl of many, many wonderful talents. I had no idea that anybody would ever wonder about my parking skills!

Certainly the fifty car pile up would appeal to my style of mass chaos. However, if I have a limited amount of space to work with, I prefer to apply the "Officer Mahoney" theory of parking. Put the car up on two wheels and slide it between two other parked cars. Upon successful parking, shout praise to the heavens: "It fits! The damn thing fits!"

Hilery had a fine example of that with this pic....

http://www.dailywaste.com/images/nice-parking.jpg

But this pic...

http://i.fosfor.se/w/w060509_4.jpg

Man, now that takes some talent. I haven't graduated to that level just yet. Gimmie time tho'...

Now, what's this about the P meaning "Park" ? My car's a standard, there is no "P" on the gear shift....

:)

[countrygirl1986]

Um MaryAnne... was these also your park jobs?http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-nice_parking_job.jpg

http://proteamphoto.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/244-small.jpg (I think your buddy pulled out from under ya in this one)

Um... Brian... were you stealing patrol cars agian?

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2364/08police55510viazizaep0.jpg and don't blame maryanne on that one, that's not her patrol car! It's too new!

hmm... maybe I aughta start a thread for funny traffic signs you'd only find in Hazzard... found a few of those already....

[countrygirl1986]

PS

http://www.funnybeez.com/funnypictures/low-tech-parking-break.jpg

[MaryAnne]

Um... Brian... were you stealing patrol cars agian?

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2364/08police55510viazizaep0.jpg and don't blame maryanne on that one, that's not her patrol car! It's too new!

hmm... maybe I aughta start a thread for funny traffic signs you'd only find in Hazzard... found a few of those already....


"Hello, Operator? Would you help me place a call please...." ROFLMAO

[Julieduke]

What's a little vee-hicular mayhem between friends? Heh heh.

Actually I'm very careful with my car. Well, mostly. I do have a 67 Impala in real life, to put it that way. And I've done stupid things with it, very stupid things. Nowadays, I'm much more careful.

Back to MaryAnne... she's a good driver. Really. But she can't parallel park to save her life. In fact, she struggles anytime there's a parking space with lines painted on either side and the car has to fit between them. I mean, thank goodness Walmart parking lots are huge because she can kinda sprawl the car out in a diagonal and make it work.

Yeah, if it wasn't for the "P" on the gear shift display, she'd forget to park altogether, and just get outta the car and let it mosey off in neutral to fend for itself. Wherever it ended up stopping on it's own, that'd be parking. *bonk!*

Heh! Good thing MaryAnne isn't watching this thread.
I was wandering Brian Coltrane, anybody know who my co-worker parks like here has a newer Chevy Cavalier 4dr and she use's the bump and park method. I was also wandering what do you think of Impala with target taillights they better take those cars out in a wooded area during hunting season. What color is your 67 Impala then?

[Julieduke]

Hmm... with the thing about forgetting to put it in park.... in real life my boss did that a few weeks ago... whew that was a day...

Same day, earlier that day, I told him not to drive through a muddy field in a pickup that doesn't have fourwheel drive and he did it anyway. Told him he'd get stuck, but he didn't listen. Then about an hour later, the poor guy stops the truck so we can gather limbs and he forgets to set the parking break... and leaves it in drive.

Personally, in real life I don't have a car, however, in real life I did finally get my drivers license!

Hmm... crazy stuff? Sounds like my mother or my mother's exboyfriend! Shoot... she had a stationwagon that seen almost as much airtime as the General Lee! I kid you not!
My father got airtime with a 1984 Chevy Caprice Classic with the family in the car in Georgia. True Story.

[Julieduke]

Who says I'm not watching this thread?

You know, I am a girl of many, many wonderful talents. I had no idea that anybody would ever wonder about my parking skills!

Certainly the fifty car pile up would appeal to my style of mass chaos. However, if I have a limited amount of space to work with, I prefer to apply the "Officer Mahoney" theory of parking. Put the car up on two wheels and slide it between two other parked cars. Upon successful parking, shout praise to the heavens: "It fits! The damn thing fits!"

Hilery had a fine example of that with this pic....

http://www.dailywaste.com/images/nice-parking.jpg

But this pic...

http://i.fosfor.se/w/w060509_4.jpg

Man, now that takes some talent. I haven't graduated to that level just yet. Gimmie time tho'...

Now, what's this about the P meaning "Park" ? My car's a standard, there is no "P" on the gear shift....

:)
Now I got a reference to the "Smallville Pilot Episode" I prefer Clark's method of parking the school bullies Pick-up truck. He stacked them right on top of each other. It's the funnies scene in the pilot episode according to me. And Maryanne, don't worry about your parking back in 1993 a boyfriend was trying to teach me how to drive and he told me about the gas but he forget about the brake and go slow in a parking lot and I took a fence boy was he mad, It was 1984 Chevy Cavalier Wagon, but he later tried to take a Buick with in the next Febr. By the way, I didn't have a learner's permit at the time so he took over driving and he hightailed out of that parking lot before the owners came out or the Cleveland Cops came around.

[countrygirl1986]

http://parabri.com/images/park1.jpg
http://hometown.aol.com/thewordrbs/images/bad-parking.jpg
http://www.cabinnaise.com/vpage/stack.jpg

[countrygirl1986]

http://images.4wheeloffroad.com/techarticles/p159507small+1977_chevrolet_truck+2_stacked_front_ view.jpg

[countrygirl1986]

I posted a sister thread to this for Road Signs you'd be likely to find in Hazzard County, such as parking signs and bilboards directed at Rosco, and signs that ya know apply to Bo and Luke... including a speed limit moniter that tells you your speed.

[Brian Coltrane]

I gotta say this much. At least MaryAnne uses the lights and siren when she parks, so everybody can clear outta the way.

[countrygirl1986]

Didn't know she had lights and siren on Maverick... and I don't think she does.

hmm... you know Brian, I think we should be worried about YOUR driving abilities as well. Wheelman in the past or not, you do still have the Coltrane Blood in your veins. :-P

[MaryAnne]

I gotta say this much. At least MaryAnne uses the lights and siren when she parks, so everybody can clear outta the way.

At least, those that don't have the stupid iPod earbuds in their ears! Those people never hear anything!


Didn't know she had lights and siren on Maverick... and I don't think she does.

hmm... you know Brian, I think we should be worried about YOUR driving abilities as well. Wheelman in the past or not, you do still have the Coltrane Blood in your veins. :-P

Ah yes...tell 'em about tearing off BOTH mufflers on Diablo a few weeks ago, cousin... :D

[countrygirl1986]

At least, those that don't have the stupid iPod earbuds in their ears! Those people never hear anything!

Ah yes...tell 'em about tearing off BOTH mufflers on Diablo a few weeks ago, cousin... :D

that must have been a sight to behold... and I wonder how he did it. Well, on the brighter side of things, least he ain't hurt... least not bad enough for anyone to detect anyway...

Not glad you pulled a Rosco with Diablo, but Glad ya pulled a Rosco by not getting hurt too bad during it brian.

[LizzyJackson-Davenport]

Hey think of it this way. With all the parkin' jobs the Coltranes do, it leaves Cooter a lot of work to do. Good news for him.

[countrygirl1986]

Very true, however, how do you think the people who's cars are wrecked will feel? They'd make the law pay, and ol' Boss and Rosco are forever gyping him!

[LizzyJackson-Davenport]

Very true, however, how do you think the people who's cars are wrecked will feel? They'd make the law pay, and ol' Boss and Rosco are forever gyping him!

Well while that is true I figure we'll just have to bring in some good old Davenport girl ingenuity. We'll think of something I'm sure of it.

[Brian Coltrane]

Ah yes...tell 'em about tearing off BOTH mufflers on Diablo a few weeks ago, cousin... :D


Hey, anybody can drop a muffler. Or an entire dual exhaust system. Happens to the best of us.

[countrygirl1986]

Brian, Brian, Brian,

That usually involves 1 of 2 things at least. Either ya ain't taki'n' care of Diablo which I doubt, considerin' he's your pride and joy, or option 2, you hit something. I'm going with option 2. Now to drop an entire dual exaust system... that had to be a pretty interesting accident. That doesn't happen with a little itty bitty one. What did you do, run up on a curb? On a baracade? Did you try to jump Diablo? I mean, I've heard of knocking one muffler off, but BOTH?

[MaryAnne]

Hey, anybody can drop a muffler. Or an entire dual exhaust system. Happens to the best of us.

And you are the best, cousin. You are the best. :deputy: Khee!