Fels like the site died

[Rosco_Lover]

Yup, sure does. =\

[General Grant]

Hey Rosco_Lover!
What's up?
I am sorry, but what are you trying to say? I am not sure I understand.
Are you saying that it feels like the site died? Why is that, if you don't mind my asking?
Hope to hear from you soon!
General Grant

[MaryAnne]

Yes I'm curious myself why you say that. The place has continued to be quite active with posts and RR's. Note quite dead from where I'm standing! LOL

[Emy-Rae Duke]

im here :D *throws a new years party*

\m/ (>_<) \m/

[Rosco_Lover]

Hey Rosco_Lover!
What's up?
I am sorry, but what are you trying to say? I am not sure I understand.
Are you saying that it feels like the site died? Why is that, if you don't mind my asking?
Hope to hear from you soon!
General Grant


Yes, that is what I said. Sorry typing is bad for me with jumpy hands. =[

Reason I said it is I dont see many posts.

[Rosco_Lover]

Yes I'm curious myself why you say that. The place has continued to be quite active with posts and RR's. Note quite dead from where I'm standing! LOL


Only by a few.

Get to writing those fanfics.

[Rosco_Lover]

im here :D *throws a new years party*

\m/ (>_<) \m/

Ha..

No parties for me.

[DaneyDuke]

Rosco_Lover,

If you really want to see a community that hasn't had a post in months - try HazzardCrossroads on yahoo groups. And one that hasn't had activity in years is Hazzard County Sheriff's Department, also on yahoo groups.

[Brian Coltrane]

Feels like the site died? Died?! As in...croaked? Kicked the milk bucket? Bought the Duke farm? Gave up the Ghost of General Lee?

We're lazy, I'll admit that, but to suggest for one pea-pickin' minute that HazzardNet had "died" is o-ffensive.

I'll also admit that outside of the last couple days, it's probably been a few weeks since I've posted. Had I but known that HazzardNet would be perceived as abandoned and forlorn and dead, I would have never taken that six-week vacation in the county pen.

Died, eh? I'm tellin' ya, we've always caught our share of criticism, but nobody's ever accused us of dying before. I think that's the harshest feedback we ever got.

At HazzardNet, we take input from our users very seriously, and you can rest assured that we'll take immediate action to prove that we are not, in fact, zombies.

Right after my nap. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz....


Brian

[Rosco_Lover]

Feels like the site died? Died?! As in...croaked? Kicked the milk bucket? Bought the Duke farm? Gave up the Ghost of General Lee?

We're lazy, I'll admit that, but to suggest for one pea-pickin' minute that HazzardNet had "died" is o-ffensive.

I'll also admit that outside of the last couple days, it's probably been a few weeks since I've posted. Had I but known that HazzardNet would be perceived as abandoned and forlorn and dead, I would have never taken that six-week vacation in the county pen.

Died, eh? I'm tellin' ya, we've always caught our share of criticism, but nobody's ever accused us of dying before. I think that's the harshest feedback we ever got.

At HazzardNet, we take input from our users very seriously, and you can rest assured that we'll take immediate action to prove that we are not, in fact, zombies.

Right after my nap. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz....


Brian


Oh hush! go take yer nap. I only said what I said for few posts on the site.

[Rosco_Lover]

Rosco_Lover,

If you really want to see a community that hasn't had a post in months - try HazzardCrossroads on yahoo groups. And one that hasn't had activity in years is Hazzard County Sheriff's Department, also on yahoo groups.

LoL, I hate yahoo.

[DixieRose_00]

Hazzardnet has not died as Brian and everyone else is telling you. In fact things are slow because of the holidays. I'm sure a lot of people have travelled during the holidays or just plain don't have time to get online because of company or something else that has come up.

Also many people work and go to school.

[traster67]

i'm new to the site. this is my first discussion, and i'm a little confused. how can anyone say that it's dead. it's stronger than ever.i've been a duke fan all my life. once a duke fan always a duke fan. the holidays are over. it will pick up,you'll see...

[Capt_Redneck]

Welcome aboard traster67. Glad to have you here at HNet. Join the fun and don't be shy. We have some good folk here. Some great fan-fics to read or join in on.

Just remember you have joined the BEST dang Dukes site.

I'm gone
Darrell

[RogerDuke]

Welcome to Hazzard County traster67. Buckle up for safety.
Hey everybody, Brian's sleeping. I think we should do that subliminal message thing on him...you know like the Dukes did on Boss when he was napping on the Christmas episode. If we post messages when he's sleeping, we could change his whole personality *whispers* Who wants to go first?

[traster67]

hey, thanks for the welcome! now my wife can get a little rest from all my duke talk. i'm glad this site exists. i only wish i would've found it sooner. yee haww!

[General Grant]

Hey Rosco_Lover!

Thanks for expressing your opinion. Yes, I do agree, it does seem slow lately.

Oh, uh... Welcome traster67!

I'll catch y'all later!

General Grant

[Brian Coltrane]

Subliminal messages? I suppose, RogerDuke, you could try changing my personality...if I had one to start with.

And General Grant agrees with Rosco Lover. The site is slow, eh? Well, there's only one thang left for me to do....like pick a fight with MaryAnne.

Fortunately for me, since the site is so slow she's not likely to be paying any attention to my insipid little replies here.

The easiest way to annoy MaryAnne is to misuse one's administrative powers for evil. I'm pretty good at this, thanks to years of practice. I just need a day to cook something up. And then, I can plead total peer pressure because Rosco Lover got bored and goaded me into it.

[countrygirl1986]

*laughs, ready to watch the mischief* I always love seeing what ya come up with Brian. *gets the popped corn ready* Maybe this time you could look for some recruits and give classes on how to annoy MaryAnne and the Hazzard law! :rofl: and how to get away with it.

[MaryAnne]

Subliminal messages? I suppose, RogerDuke, you could try changing my personality...if I had one to start with.

Yep, ol' Brian does not *sings* walk (with personality), talk (with personality), smile (with personality), charm (with personality)...

And General Grant agrees with Rosco Lover. The site is slow, eh? Well, there's only one thang left for me to do....like pick a fight with MaryAnne.

Fortunately for me, since the site is so slow she's not likely to be paying any attention to my insipid little replies here.

I'm not?

The easiest way to annoy MaryAnne is to misuse one's administrative powers for evil.

It is?

I'm pretty good at this, thanks to years of practice. I just need a day to cook something up. And then, I can plead total peer pressure because Rosco Lover got bored and goaded me into it.

You're easily goaded into just about anything, Brian.

:deputy:

[Brian Coltrane]

You're easily goaded into just about anything, Brian.

:deputy:


Oh, look who's talking!

All I have to do to get you riled, is delete users at random, alter posts needlessly, and erase your own posts, and use inflammatory language in our homepage articles.

So, I got quite a few thangs to pick from to set you off. Now that you're watching me, I'll probably have to pull multiple stunts at once, to make sure there's one or two things you miss.

Of course, I could just be blowin' smoke, so you police the place relentlessly and wear yourself out.

Besides, I've behaved for months. You've got nothing to worry about.

:innocent:

[Cowboy]

SHHHHH! Be quite ya'll, dont be saying the place is quiet. If you do that Admins like Brian and MaryAnne will definately notice when something changes, if it changes and when..... and if somethings added or taken away! Soo hush... shhhh. *Chuckles.*:)

[Rosco_Lover]

Now what have I started? *Rubs head*

[MaryAnne]

Now what have I started? *Rubs head*

BAHAHAHAHA!! You'd have been better off to let sleeping bassett hounds lie. Khee!

[LoriDavenport]

Now what have I started? *Rubs head*

A whoole heap O' trouble sheriff...lol

[Rosco_Lover]

[quote=LoriDavenport;76883]A whoole heap O' trouble sheriff...lol ]


LoL BULL.

You aint innocent.

[countrygirl1986]

A whoole heap O' trouble sheriff...lol Frankly if I were you I wouldn't have said anything because Lord knows I've seen trouble on this site before and it's never pretty. I think you're crazy to stir thinks up like that but who am I to say anything? I'm just a loyal hazzardite who doesn't want to get in the middle of anything.

Brian,

Did you edit Lori's post? She asked me to say something because if she did, she'd be going off. You done scared the daylights outta her! She says if you do it again, she'll be leaving the site, so um, if it was you, could you send her an appology? Please? If ya gonna mess with posts, be careful who ya do it to, ya might really upset them. If it wasn't you brian, someone's hacking folk's user names, but somehow... I think it was you. You do have a habit of doing stuff like that.

Maryanne, if it was Brian, could you please make sure he applogises?

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian,

Did you edit Lori's post? She asked me to say something because if she did, she'd be going off. You done scared the daylights outta her! She says if you do it again, she'll be leaving the site, so um, if it was you, could you send her an appology? Please? If ya gonna mess with posts, be careful who ya do it to, ya might really upset them. If it wasn't you brian, someone's hacking folk's user names, but somehow... I think it was you. You do have a habit of doing stuff like that.

Maryanne, if it was Brian, could you please make sure he applogises?


Yes. I did it. It was I, who edited Lori's post and put some more words in her mouth. I have since removed the extra words.

Sorry Lori, I figured you'd be a sport, no offense meant. Don't go running off. I'll quit the horsing around and leave you be. The last thing I want is for anybody to be genuinely uncomfortable. HNet and its message board is for the fans, like you. So I'll shut up and knock it off.

Brian

[LoriDavenport]

Yes. I did it. It was I, who edited Lori's post and put some more words in her mouth. I have since removed the extra words.

Sorry Lori, I figured you'd be a sport, no offense meant. Don't go running off. I'll quit the horsing around and leave you be. The last thing I want is for anybody to be genuinely uncomfortable. HNet and its message board is for the fans, like you. So I'll shut up and knock it off.

Brian

Well Brian I dont want ya to ya know think I cant take jokes or something, I can lol, I just got a bit worried thinking that someone might have gotten my password or something no offense taken or anything! :D I woulda been a sport if I knew youd pull things off like that!!! I didnt know!!! LOL but now that I know I dont gotta worry, and im sorry to ruin your fun...ive been known to be a spoil sport...

[General Grant]

Hey LoriDavenport!
I certainly don't blame you if you got upset! I would be. Nothing worse than havin' folks think you said somethin' you didn't!
I think you were a sport about the whole thing.
Hope you have a nice week, y'all!!!!!

General Grant

[Brian Coltrane]

S'awright Lori, I really shouldn't have.

MaryAnne will probably fire me again. After all, the site has been "dead" so I'm sure downsizing the administrative staff is next. Especially staff that annoys the regulars.

Maybe if I look really busy and come up with some news for the homepage, I can avoid being cast out into the streets. 'Scuze me while I dig frantically for information.

[MaryAnne]

S'awright Lori, I really shouldn't have.

MaryAnne will probably fire me again. After all, the site has been "dead" so I'm sure downsizing the administrative staff is next. Especially staff that annoys the regulars.

Maybe if I look really busy and come up with some news for the homepage, I can avoid being cast out into the streets. 'Scuze me while I dig frantically for information.

Brian, are you harrassin and annoyin' the regulars AGAIN?! What did I tell you last time? Sheesh! Keep this up and you'll be playing the Folsum Prison Blues on your harmonica in the Sing Sing orchestra....

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/Miscellaneous/sings.jpg

[RogerDuke]

MaryAnne, I'd like to humbly and timidly add my opinion. Have you considered giving Colonel Cassius B. Claibourne and Sheriff R.P. "Droopy" Cathcarte a call? I hear they have a real nice place up there in Osage County.

[DaneyDuke]

MaryAnne, I'd like to humbly and timidly add my opinion. Have you considered giving Colonel Cassius B. Claibourne and Sheriff R.P. "Droopy" Cathcarte a call? I hear they have a real nice place up there in Osage County.

Aren't they still busy in the broadway production of "My Fair Lady?" Maybe instead of dragging this matter out further, we can encourage Brian to finish a story for the Dog Collar Challenge. And then nominate him for a pulizter prize because he's my favorite favorite author in the whole wide world next to you Deputy.

[Brian Coltrane]

Gah!!! It would seem that the popular sentiment is weighin' against yers truly.

'Cept maybe you Daney, though I'd caution against suggesting to MaryAnne that she "shouldn't drag this matter out further." I mean, that sounds ominous. Please, let her take her time and drag it out all she wants, so I can find a way to redeem myself.

Fortunately, a few Hazzardites have written in with news tidbits today, to make me appear useful ! Here's a short rundown:

John is going to be on Broadway, in the hit musical "Chicago"

John is in a movie that's coming out on DVD

John's got 2 or 3 other appearances in movies due out soon

Tom is in a movie that hits theaters the end of Feb ( "Bonneville" )

Tom is rumored to have a new Broadway gig on the table, though audtions are still in progress

Al Gore is scheduled to appear at DukesFest


Hmmm...I got my doubts about that last one. Sometimes you gotta take these reports with a grain of rock salt.

Anyhow! I have to stick around in order to put all the details together. Guess I'm not expendable today. Which means I should go find a post to alter because I'd probably get away with it.

[Lukas_KD]

You just might at that, Brian. You always were a sneaky fella.

By the way... Pulitzer prize? For what, satire and cartooning? Caricature? General all-around smarm?

[Meadowmufn]

Al Gore is scheduled to appear at DukesFest



I heard he's flying in to Atlanta on his private jet and then arriving at DukesFest in a caravan of SUVs. He's going to address the car owners and tell them how their General Lees are contributing to global warming.

:rofl:

[AlexJackson]

Gah!!! It would seem that the popular sentiment is weighin' against yers truly.

'Cept maybe you Daney, though I'd caution against suggesting to MaryAnne that she "shouldn't drag this matter out further." I mean, that sounds ominous. Please, let her take her time and drag it out all she wants, so I can find a way to redeem myself.

Fortunately, a few Hazzardites have written in with news tidbits today, to make me appear useful ! Here's a short rundown:

John is going to be on Broadway, in the hit musical "Chicago"

John is in a movie that's coming out on DVD

John's got 2 or 3 other appearances in movies due out soon

Tom is in a movie that hits theaters the end of Feb ( "Bonneville" )

Tom is rumored to have a new Broadway gig on the table, though audtions are still in progress

Al Gore is scheduled to appear at DukesFest


Hmmm...I got my doubts about that last one. Sometimes you gotta take these reports with a grain of rock salt.

Anyhow! I have to stick around in order to put all the details together. Guess I'm not expendable today. Which means I should go find a post to alter because I'd probably get away with it.

Now see Brian, all of that is good useful information! So dont think youre not handy around here because you are, and if youre looking for a post to alter, I recommend Daney's! Oh she wont mind one bit since youre her favorite favorite author in the whole wide world... *chuckles*

[Val Strate]

Al Gore is scheduled to appear at DukesFest

*blinks and pops up out of my hibernation*

WHAT?! Al Gore! *gush* Ya mean one of famed environmentalists of our time! Coming to Dukesfest!

He's a model for environmentalism and Game Wardens everywhere!

Oh! Now I have to gather all my copies of his books and get them signed!

Oh this is too much... Al Gore's gonna visit little ol' Hazzard! I think I'm gonna faint! *thud*

[Julieduke]

I heard he's flying in to Atlanta on his private jet and then arriving at DukesFest in a caravan of SUVs. He's going to address the car owners and tell them how their General Lees are contributing to global warming.

:rofl:
Oh Yeah, that's going to work Al Gore never did get re-elected.

[Cowboy]

*Looks aorund the jail thoroughly.* Hey Brain, lookit the bright side, looks much cozier then Hazzard Jail. Trust me I'd know that well enough. I wonder how the food is. *Smirks.* Awe well your a city boy your good on chipped beef no matter who makes it.

~Cowboy8-)

[Brian Coltrane]

Enjoyed Mufn's and Val's posts there....ya know the world has changed, when there IS such a concept as a "famed environmentalist" , and Al Gore is the poster boy.

Maybe he's gonna unveil an environmentally friendly General Lee that runs on rechargable batteries. The catch is, it's a remote control toy. Yep, save gas and emissions on DukesFest by leaving the Dodge Chargers at home and bringing in your ERTL collection. Bet that would go over well....

Julie, Al didn't get re-e-lected because he hadn't been elected the first time. That whole electoral vote thang vs. the popular vote, remember? Al was Clinton's VP for two terms. Whatevah, this ain't the Colbert Report so don't expect me to get into political debates.

Alex, I'd already altered Daneys' post. But I said exactly what she would have, anyway. Heh heh.

To answer you, "Cowboy" ... I hate creamed, chipped beef. It's a step below a can of Alpo dog food. Which, I'm surprised the Hazzard County Jail hasn't served up yet, seein' as how it's an institution of cruel and unusual foodstuffs. ( though if you got connections you can get take out food from the cafe' in town.)

As usual, the deciding factor is MaryAnne. Which is why I'm holding back my news articles, as it's the only thing I've got to bargain with. (See, this is why the homepage doesn't get updated as often as it should. It's my selfish interest in self-preservation.)

[Julieduke]

Enjoyed Mufn's and Val's posts there....ya know the world has changed, when there IS such a concept as a "famed environmentalist" , and Al Gore is the poster boy.

Maybe he's gonna unveil an environmentally friendly General Lee that runs on rechargable batteries. The catch is, it's a remote control toy. Yep, save gas and emissions on DukesFest by leaving the Dodge Chargers at home and bringing in your ERTL collection. Bet that would go over well....

Julie, Al didn't get re-e-lected because he hadn't been elected the first time. That whole electoral vote thang vs. the popular vote, remember? Al was Clinton's VP for two terms. Whatevah, this ain't the Colbert Report so don't expect me to get into political debates.

Alex, I'd already altered Daneys' post. But I said exactly what she would have, anyway. Heh heh.

To answer you, "Cowboy" ... I hate creamed, chipped beef. It's a step below a can of Alpo dog food. Which, I'm surprised the Hazzard County Jail hasn't served up yet, seein' as how it's an institution of cruel and unusual foodstuffs. ( though if you got connections you can get take out food from the cafe' in town.)

As usual, the deciding factor is MaryAnne. Which is why I'm holding back my news articles, as it's the only thing I've got to bargain with. (See, this is why the homepage doesn't get updated as often as it should. It's my selfish interest in self-preservation.)
This actually happened at the McDonald's that work at this morning and I don't know how anybody is going to react so I'll just tell everybody about it. Well this guy goes and buys a breakfast sandwich ask to speak to Manager, so I get the manager and he tells her that there is man in the dining room reading the bible. Well, I certain he's a minister or paster myself. Well, he tells her that that offends him because he's a atheist.


P.S. What is everybody thought on what happened today at work?

[MaryAnne]

Enjoyed Mufn's and Val's posts there....ya know the world has changed, when there IS such a concept as a "famed environmentalist" , and Al Gore is the poster boy.

Maybe he's gonna unveil an environmentally friendly General Lee that runs on rechargable batteries. The catch is, it's a remote control toy. Yep, save gas and emissions on DukesFest by leaving the Dodge Chargers at home and bringing in your ERTL collection. Bet that would go over well....

Julie, Al didn't get re-e-lected because he hadn't been elected the first time. That whole electoral vote thang vs. the popular vote, remember? Al was Clinton's VP for two terms. Whatevah, this ain't the Colbert Report so don't expect me to get into political debates.

Alex, I'd already altered Daneys' post. But I said exactly what she would have, anyway. Heh heh.

To answer you, "Cowboy" ... I hate creamed, chipped beef. It's a step below a can of Alpo dog food. Which, I'm surprised the Hazzard County Jail hasn't served up yet, seein' as how it's an institution of cruel and unusual foodstuffs. ( though if you got connections you can get take out food from the cafe' in town.)

As usual, the deciding factor is MaryAnne. Which is why I'm holding back my news articles, as it's the only thing I've got to bargain with. (See, this is why the homepage doesn't get updated as often as it should. It's my selfish interest in self-preservation.)

Interesting to note that political debates on the Colbert Report and my having to motivate you to do any work around here sometimes look the same...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/Miscellaneous/q107.jpg

Roger suggested Osage County. But they do serve the Alpo. I mean, why else would Droopy Cathcarte look like a bloodhound?

Daney suggested something about not dragging this matter out further. Contraire! I think I can find four horses to keep on retainer...



:deputy:

[AlexJackson]

Interesting to note that political debates on the Colbert Report and my having to motivate you to do any work around here sometimes look the same...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/Miscellaneous/q107.jpg

Roger suggested Osage County. But they do serve the Alpo. I mean, why else would Droopy Cathcarte look like a bloodhound?

Daney suggested something about not dragging this matter out further. Contraire! I think I can find four horses to keep on retainer...



:deputy:


Not dragging Deputy, not dragging! You wouldnt drag Brian behind four horses would you?? :-o

[DaneyDuke]

Not dragging Deputy, not dragging! You wouldnt drag Brian behind four horses would you?? :-o

Alex, please don't offer Lt. Jack any ideas! Although, you are trying to win the contest in A Few Good Bad Guys...

[Rosco_Lover]

*Looks aorund the jail thoroughly.* Hey Brain, lookit the bright side, looks much cozier then Hazzard Jail. Trust me I'd know that well enough. I wonder how the food is. *Smirks.* Awe well your a city boy your good on chipped beef no matter who makes it.

~Cowboy8-)

Brain huh? He aint got no brain in it.

[MaryAnne]

Not dragging Deputy, not dragging! You wouldnt drag Brian behind four horses would you?? :-o

Hmmm....would I? I dunno. I actually had something different in mind, thus my requirement for four horses....

Like a nice parade float. I could decorate my patrol car, put it in neutral and have the horses pull it down the road, while I toss candy out of the car windows.

[JAMorrison]

Not dragging Deputy, not dragging! You wouldnt drag Brian behind four horses would you?? :-o

Alex, please don't offer Lt. Jack any ideas! Although, you are trying to win the contest in A Few Good Bad Guys...


*Takes copious notes* "....four horses...."

[AlexJackson]

Hmmm....would I? I dunno. I actually had something different in mind, thus my requirement for four horses....


Oh! Well thats a relief! WHEW! I'm glad you won't be dragging Brian behind 4 horses...So what exactly did you have in mind then?

[Brian Coltrane]

Jack, don't get ideas.

Alex, the four horses could, in theory, be used to administer an archaic form of justice, which is far too unpleasant to detail here.

Fortunately, if the selected Hazzard horses are as ambitious as the rest of the staff around here, they'd be too lazy to pull it off. Literally. They'd just stand there, chew hay, and try to look busy, like the rest of us.

Besides, I haven't done anything that bad to warrant such a dramatic threat! I'd have to do something more treasonous, like mess around with MaryAnne's own posts.

Which I have successfully done! Muhahahhaha...she'll never figure it out.

Oh wait. Maybe she did because I don't remember typing these words...

GAAAHH!! I've been hijacked! BUSTED!

[AlexJackson]

Hmmm....would I? I dunno. I actually had something different in mind, thus my requirement for four horses....

Like a nice parade float. I could decorate my patrol car, put it in neutral and have the horses pull it down the road, while I toss candy out of the car windows.


WOW a parade! Thats great MaryAnne! Great use of those four horses...be sure you practice your crowd wave! As Queen of the Hazzard parade, do you get a crown and sash? *chuckles* Just put the crown on top of your hat, and the sash across your uniform! *grins*

[DaneyDuke]

Jack, don't get ideas.

Alex, the four horses could, in theory, be used to administer an archaic form of justice, which is far too unpleasant to detail here.

White, Red, Black & Pale/Green - The Four Horses Of The Apocalypse.

[Brian Coltrane]

White, Red, Black & Pale/Green - The Four Horses Of The Apocalypse.

Otherwise known as Famine, War, Death, and Daney. Bahahahaha!

[AlexJackson]

Otherwise known as Famine, War, Death, and Daney. Bahahahaha!


Daney is Pestilence???? :-o

[Brian Coltrane]

Daney is Pestilence???? :-o

Disease, I think. Pestilence, Disease....somethin' cheerful like that.

[RogerDuke]

Don't worry Brian, I'll protect you. I'm sending Maudeen the Mule to kick them city horses butts.

[MaryAnne]

A parade sounds like a wonderful idea! Yes, Brian can mess with my posts. But I think he forgets that I can mess with his.

Hey Brian, why don't you write up all that news for the front page of HNet that you've been meaning to do for the past four days or so instead of contributing to the deliquency of the entire town?

And Roger...I'll admit Maudine can kick some butt. She's kicked Rosco's a few times. I think instead of kicking these four horses I've got in waiting (they ain't city horses), she can kick Brian's butt!

Get to work, Brian. You lazy black clad slacker!

[AlexJackson]

A parade sounds like a wonderful idea! Yes, Brian can mess with my posts. But I think he forgets that I can mess with his.

Hey Brian, why don't you write up all that news for the front page of HNet that you've been meaning to do for the past four days or so instead of contributing to the deliquency of the entire town?

And Roger...I'll admit Maudine can kick some butt. She's kicked Rosco's a few times. I think instead of kicking these four horses I've got in waiting (they ain't city horses), she can kick Brian's butt!

Get to work, Brian. You lazy black clad slacker!

Lazy black clad slacker?? You're right Brian, your cousin sure is fiesty...

And yes MaryAnne you do deserve a parade... As parade queen, what color sash would you like to have? Blue to match your uniform? Pink? Purple? Red?
*chuckles*

[DaneyDuke]

Disease, I think. Pestilence, Disease....somethin' cheerful like that.

*views an option on the user cp panel, tries ignore user list feature and gets this message...

Sorry Brian Coltrane is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.*

[MaryAnne]

*views an option on the user cp panel, tries ignore user list feature and gets this message...

Sorry Brian Coltrane is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.*

Wow, talk about having power. We as mods/admins can be so utterly obnoxious and nobody can ignore us!! Muhahahahahhahahaha!!!

I can't imagine why anyone would want to ignore Brian tho'...

[AlexJackson]

Wow, talk about having power. We as mods/admins can be so utterly obnoxious and nobody can ignore us!! Muhahahahahhahahaha!!!

I can't imagine why anyone would want to ignore Brian tho'...


Neither can I MaryAnne, Brian is an absolute blast! I dont know why anyone would want to ignore him...*chuckles*

[DaneyDuke]

Wow, talk about having power. We as mods/admins can be so utterly obnoxious and nobody can ignore us!! Muhahahahahhahahaha!!!

I can't imagine why anyone would want to ignore Brian tho'...

For the #$%* of it. Brian's self esteem...
I don't recommend ignoring you, Brian or Mufn. I actually thought the "you are not allowed" message was funny.

Take it easy, y'all

[Brian Coltrane]

I'm crushed. Daney recently tried to set her user panel to ignore me. I'm absolutely devestated. How cold. How cruel. How absolutely ineffective.

If I ever fall off the face of the Forums, all fingers would point to Daney. She's evah-dently got an agenda. Or a day planner. Or at least a free bank calendar, and she intends to render me silent. Just because I altered a few dozen of her posts over the course of the last...oh, five or six years.

And MaryAnne calls me a lazy slacker! Salt in the wound. I'm feeling a little under-appreciated here.

After all the contributions I've made to HazzardNet over the years, I'd expect to be better thought of. Why, if it wasn't for me.....

..this place would run pretty darn well. But that aside, one can't ignore the impact I've had on the community.

Then again, maybe that's MaryAnne's point. Now that she's in the taste-of-own-medicine phase and she's altering my posts, it won't be much longer before this whole thing erupts into chaos.

I have four choices at this point:

1) Stop the nonsense and get back to work

2) Pretend to be getting back to work but cause subtle disruptions - nothing bad enough to incur MaryAnne's full wrath, but be annoying enough to make her pay close attention to my every move for the next three weeks

3) Openly escalate my shenanigans until MaryAnne gives me the Ultimatim Du Jour - then cave in at the last possible moment

4) Join the Writer's Guild strike and just hold my pencil until I get paid more money

Hmmm. Choices, choices....what to do, what to do....

[AlexJackson]

I'm crushed. Daney recently tried to set her user panel to ignore me. I'm absolutely devestated. How cold. How cruel. How absolutely ineffective.

If I ever fall off the face of the Forums, all fingers would point to Daney. She's evah-dently got an agenda. Or a day planner. Or at least a free bank calendar, and she intends to render me silent. Just because I altered a few dozen of her posts over the course of the last...oh, five or six years.

And MaryAnne calls me a lazy slacker! Salt in the wound. I'm feeling a little under-appreciated here.

After all the contributions I've made to HazzardNet over the years, I'd expect to be better thought of. Why, if it wasn't for me.....

..this place would run pretty darn well. But that aside, one can't ignore the impact I've had on the community.

Then again, maybe that's MaryAnne's point. Now that she's in the taste-of-own-medicine phase and she's altering my posts, it won't be much longer before this whole thing erupts into chaos.

I have four choices at this point:

1) Stop the nonsense and get back to work

2) Pretend to be getting back to work but cause subtle disruptions - nothing bad enough to incur MaryAnne's full wrath, but be annoying enough to make her pay close attention to my every move for the next three weeks

3) Openly escalate my shenanigans until MaryAnne gives me the Ultimatim Du Jour - then cave in at the last possible moment

4) Join the Writer's Guild strike and just hold my pencil until I get paid more money

Hmmm. Choices, choices....what to do, what to do....


Aw Brian, don't let Daney's attempt to block you get you down. Many people here do appreciate you even if she doesn't and yes Daney would get the blame if you ever disappeared but frankly, Hnet would be too quiet without you. As for your options...I say option two would be the best thing for you to do... *chuckles*

[DaneyDuke]

I'm crushed. Daney recently tried to set her user panel to ignore me. I'm absolutely devestated. How cold. How cruel. How absolutely ineffective.

If I ever fall off the face of the Forums, all fingers would point to Daney. She's evah-dently got an agenda. Or a day planner. Or at least a free bank calendar, and she intends to render me silent. Just because I altered a few dozen of her posts over the course of the last...oh, five or six years.

And MaryAnne calls me a lazy slacker! Salt in the wound. I'm feeling a little under-appreciated here.

After all the contributions I've made to HazzardNet over the years, I'd expect to be better thought of. Why, if it wasn't for me.....

..this place would run pretty darn well. But that aside, one can't ignore the impact I've had on the community.

Then again, maybe that's MaryAnne's point. Now that she's in the taste-of-own-medicine phase and she's altering my posts, it won't be much longer before this whole thing erupts into chaos.

I have four choices at this point:

1) Stop the nonsense and get back to work

2) Pretend to be getting back to work but cause subtle disruptions - nothing bad enough to incur MaryAnne's full wrath, but be annoying enough to make her pay close attention to my every move for the next three weeks

3) Openly escalate my shenanigans until MaryAnne gives me the Ultimatim Du Jour - then cave in at the last possible moment

4) Join the Writer's Guild strike and just hold my pencil until I get paid more money

Hmmm. Choices, choices....what to do, what to do....

I'd rather take a hiatus than see you leave this community.

Do you want restitution, Brian?

Wouldn't MaryAnne have to take a vacation for option 2 to work?

[Brian Coltrane]

[quote=Daney;77320]
Do you want restitution, Brian?
quote]


Awesome idea. I accept VISA, MasterCard, Discover, AMEX, cash, beer by the keg, and fresh donuts.

[MaryAnne]

I'm crushed. Daney recently tried to set her user panel to ignore me. I'm absolutely devestated. How cold. How cruel. How absolutely ineffective.

If I ever fall off the face of the Forums, all fingers would point to Daney. She's evah-dently got an agenda. Or a day planner. Or at least a free bank calendar, and she intends to render me silent. Just because I altered a few dozen of her posts over the course of the last...oh, five or six years.

And MaryAnne calls me a lazy slacker! Salt in the wound. I'm feeling a little under-appreciated here.

After all the contributions I've made to HazzardNet over the years, I'd expect to be better thought of. Why, if it wasn't for me.....

..this place would run pretty darn well. But that aside, one can't ignore the impact I've had on the community.

Then again, maybe that's MaryAnne's point. Now that she's in the taste-of-own-medicine phase and she's altering my posts, it won't be much longer before this whole thing erupts into chaos.

I have four choices at this point:

1) Stop the nonsense and get back to work

2) Pretend to be getting back to work but cause subtle disruptions - nothing bad enough to incur MaryAnne's full wrath, but be annoying enough to make her pay close attention to my every move for the next three weeks

3) Openly escalate my shenanigans until MaryAnne gives me the Ultimatim Du Jour - then cave in at the last possible moment

4) Join the Writer's Guild strike and just hold my pencil until I get paid more money

Hmmm. Choices, choices....what to do, what to do....

Given the way the strike is going, you'll be waiting until hell freezes over for that pay raise. Come to think of it, just like all those striking writers, you too can be replaced. So go ahead and strike....

I'd recommend either option 2 or...yes, even 3. Getting you to take option 1 would be out of character.

I don't suppose it would be possible to get back to work while still engaging in nonesense?

[DaneyDuke]

Awesome idea. I accept VISA, MasterCard, Discover, AMEX, cash, beer by the keg, and fresh donuts.

There is also a brand new video by MaryAnne on youtube for everyone's enjoyment. The Dukes Of Hazzard - Georgia On My Mind...*whistles*

[Brian Coltrane]

Given the way the strike is going, you'll be waiting until hell freezes over for that pay raise. Come to think of it, just like all those striking writers, you too can be replaced. So go ahead and strike....

I'd recommend either option 2 or...yes, even 3. Getting you to take option 1 would be out of character.

I don't suppose it would be possible to get back to work while still engaging in nonesense?


This is why I enjoy working with MaryAnne. I always know exactly where she stands...and about how far away I need to be, to avoid getting kicked.

Looks like if I go on strike, even for a day, she'll fire me immediately. This is a classic instance of having a bluff called. She knows I'm probably kidding about going on strike, but I can tell that she's not kidding about replacing me. So, that one's out. There's too many people who would be happy to take my place. ( Like Alex, who's been after my job for years.)

Options 2 and 3 both mean that sooner or later, I'll produce something worthwhile for the homepage. Option 2 is more friendly and pretty much business as usual. Option 3 takes a bit more daring and finesse. It also means my work, when I finally provide it, better be dang well worth the wait.

So, in the interest of quality....option 3 it is!

[MaryAnne]

This is why I enjoy working with MaryAnne. I always know exactly where she stands...and about how far away I need to be, to avoid getting kicked.

Looks like if I go on strike, even for a day, she'll fire me immediately. This is a classic instance of having a bluff called. She knows I'm probably kidding about going on strike, but I can tell that she's not kidding about replacing me. So, that one's out. There's too many people who would be happy to take my place. ( Like Alex, who's been after my job for years.)

Options 2 and 3 both mean that sooner or later, I'll produce something worthwhile for the homepage. Option 2 is more friendly and pretty much business as usual. Option 3 takes a bit more daring and finesse. It also means my work, when I finally provide it, better be dang well worth the wait.

So, in the interest of quality....option 3 it is!

Well that settles that then! Awrighty, now we got that settled, I guess I better go feed them horses. They're gonna be here for awhile yet...

:deputy:

[Brian Coltrane]

Well that settles that then! Awrighty, now we got that settled, I guess I better go feed them horses. They're gonna be here for awhile yet...

:deputy:


Given the county budget, you probably have four miniture horses that are about as big as French poodles. You couldn't plow a tomato garden with that, let alone draw and quarter somebody. So thhpth!

And just to repay you for such vile threats, I have an article ready! It's about your favorite celebrity, too. Jessica Simpson. MUAHAHAHA!!

Ok, so that's not quality work. Maybe I'm not done yet. Maybe I am. We'll see if I feel like putting together the other news.

[AlexJackson]

Given the county budget, you probably have four miniture horses that are about as big as French poodles. You couldn't plow a tomato garden with that, let alone draw and quarter somebody. So thhpth!

And just to repay you for such vile threats, I have an article ready! It's about your favorite celebrity, too. Jessica Simpson. MUAHAHAHA!!

Ok, so that's not quality work. Maybe I'm not done yet. Maybe I am. We'll see if I feel like putting together the other news.

Brian, given the country budget, French poodles are too snooty. If anything, she's got four Chihuahuas! *chuckles*

[Julieduke]

I think having a cat is kinda of cool they do whatever they want and you pick them up much easier.

[MaryAnne]

Given the county budget, you probably have four miniture horses that are about as big as French poodles. You couldn't plow a tomato garden with that, let alone draw and quarter somebody. So thhpth!

Who said I was using county funds? And last time I checked, Clydesdales were not miniture...

Since you're so fond of beer, I thought using Clydesdales would be appropriate. Tho' my apologies if Weiser is not your preferred Bud. ROFL!


And just to repay you for such vile threats, I have an article ready! It's about your favorite celebrity, too. Jessica Simpson. MUAHAHAHA!!

Ok, so that's not quality work. Maybe I'm not done yet. Maybe I am. We'll see if I feel like putting together the other news.

Oh wow! Jessica Simpson! I'm soooooooooooooooooooo excited! Not.

Good thing I posted up that blurb about Bo's General up for auction. Shows that HNet still bothers with some REAL news once in awhile... :-P

[Brian Coltrane]

Who said I was using county funds? And last time I checked, Clydesdales were not miniture...

Since you're so fond of beer, I thought using Clydesdales would be appropriate. Tho' my apologies if Weiser is not your preferred Bud. ROFL!

Oh wow! Jessica Simpson! I'm soooooooooooooooooooo excited! Not.

Good thing I posted up that blurb about Bo's General up for auction. Shows that HNet still bothers with some REAL news once in awhile... :-P


Clydesdales? How charming. No, "Bud" ain't my brand, and after that mental image, it's not likely to to win me over. That would be a new take on a beer commercial, though. Change brands, or else -- aaaaaaugh!!

Actually, just making me drink Budweiser would be pretty harsh.

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Next up: Some real news. *hic* Or more empty threats. Depends on MaryAnne's mood.

[MaryAnne]

Actually, just making me drink Budweiser would be pretty harsh.

*makes note*

Next up: Some real news. *hic* Or more empty threats. Depends on MaryAnne's mood.

What? This is all up to me now?!

Here Brian....have a beer. :beer:

[AlexJackson]

*makes note*



What? This is all up to me now?!

Here Brian....have a beer. :beer:


MaryAnne, I think the hiccuping shows that your cousin has had plenty of beer...if he keeps this up hes going to turn into one of those Budweiser Clydesdales, but with a black leather jacket of course! *chuckles* If anything Brian needs coffee...and lots of it!!

[Brian Coltrane]

Coffee? Nah. I don't drink that much beer. I'm careful about how much I imbibe, because beer makes me lazy.

I'm lazy without beer, too. How lazy? Watch my next post.

[Brian Coltrane]

Zzz

[AlexJackson]

Zzz


Okay forget the coffee, MaryAnne do you have a bucket of water to throw on your sleeping cousin? *laughs*

[Julieduke]

Want a cup of coffee or Hot Coco.

[MaryAnne]

Zzz

Hmmm....

*ties ropes around the ankles and wrists of sleeping cousin...*

[AlexJackson]

Hmmm....

*ties ropes around the ankles and wrists of sleeping cousin...*


Ah! MaryAnne!! :-o

[RogerDuke]

Forget about the coffee, hot chocolate and beer....now that you have him tied up, you could force him to drink buttermilk...Possum on a gumbush!!

[LoriDavenport]

Forget about the coffee, hot chocolate and beer....now that you have him tied up, you could force him to drink buttermilk...Possum on a gumbush!!

To be honest with ya Roger, I wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy...Id be finding me a knife to cut the ropes and Id run!

[Brian Coltrane]

Hmmm....

*ties ropes around the ankles and wrists of sleeping cousin...*


*has to admit something, upon discovering predicament*

Every once in awhile....I smart off, and it sorta backfires. This is one of them times.

*turns full attention to esteemed cousin, peer, and buddy ol' pal*

MaryAnne, accordin' to the reasonable n' customary practicies of labor negotiation....drawing and quartering ain't allowed. It's downright frowned upon! Furthermore, I'm sure there's an ordinance against it. You don't wanna pull somethin' like this....

[Julieduke]

Hey Everybody it's Julieduke here what's going on right now.

[MaryAnne]

*has to admit something, upon discovering predicament*

Every once in awhile....I smart off, and it sorta backfires. This is one of them times.

*turns full attention to esteemed cousin, peer, and buddy ol' pal*

MaryAnne, accordin' to the reasonable n' customary practicies of labor negotiation....drawing and quartering ain't allowed. It's downright frowned upon! Furthermore, I'm sure there's an ordinance against it. You don't wanna pull somethin' like this....

*finishes tying ropes, raises an eyebrow* Pull? You sure you wanna use that word?

[MaryAnne]

Forget about the coffee, hot chocolate and beer....now that you have him tied up, you could force him to drink buttermilk...Possum on a gumbush!!

Heh heh! I think given a choice, Brian would gladly take the buttermilk.

[Brian Coltrane]

Heh heh! I think given a choice, Brian would gladly take the buttermilk.

Except something tells me I won't be given a choice. Just as well; I can't stand buttermilk.

MaryAnne, I don't think this is what a binding labor agreement is supposta look like. Ain't you stretchin' this whole thang a little far?

[AlexJackson]

Except something tells me I won't be given a choice. Just as well; I can't stand buttermilk.

MaryAnne, I don't think this is what a binding labor agreement is supposta look like. Ain't you stretchin' this whole thang a little far?


Brian, considering your current predicament, dont say stretching...*chuckles*

[JESSI DUKE]

If I was you Brian I take the buttermilk.
From the looks of it MaryAnn has you right where she wants you.

[RogerDuke]

Brian, I don't understand how you can be using the Hazzardnet while you're tied up. Maybe you have a pencil in your mouth or something. (maybe you have two pencils in your mouth because I see you're still able to up "Shift" for those capitol letters) Anyway, I don't know too much about computers, but can't you use it to find someone to rescue you? Maybe you should google Underdog or something. He doesn't like buttermilk either. Maybe he can bring you a super energy pill. It sounds like you could use one.

[Brian Coltrane]

Super energy pill ? Say no to drugs, Roger.

Say no to buttermilk, too.

How do I still function around the place elsewhere while in a predicment here? Well, "here" and "elsewhere" are different places within a place, that's all. The only time a prediciment is overriding across the board, is when we have a bet on the side, or we've truly gotten our hackles up. Otherwise, the shenanigans in one thread are separate and unique from another.

But that would be a great excuse for more procrastination.

[MaryAnne]

Super energy pill ? Say no to drugs, Roger.

Say no to buttermilk, too.

How do I still function around the place elsewhere while in a predicment here? Well, "here" and "elsewhere" are different places within a place, that's all. The only time a prediciment is overriding across the board, is when we have a bet on the side, or we've truly gotten our hackles up. Otherwise, the shenanigans in one thread are separate and unique from another.

But that would be a great excuse for more procrastination.

Like you need any more excuses for procrastination!

Jessi Duke has it correct. I gotcha right where I want ya. I usually always do too. Khee!

However, since you wrote up that nice story on the 29th anniversary of our favorite show, I'm gonna take the ropes off ya. For now. You slack off again tho', I'll be pulling more than just some shenanigans...

[AlexJackson]

Like you need any more excuses for procrastination!

Jessi Duke has it correct. I gotcha right where I want ya. I usually always do too. Khee!

However, since you wrote up that nice story on the 29th anniversary of our favorite show, I'm gonna take the ropes off ya. For now. You slack off again tho', I'll be pulling more than just some shenanigans...


Thats great MaryAnne that youre freeing Brian...I could comment further on this but I think I'll try and behave myself...*chuckles*

[Brian Coltrane]

MaryAnne, I won't procrastinate anymore. I promise. After tomorrow.

As a show of good faith, I'll write something else for the homepage! I'll update info on a couple of topics around the forums, too. And then I'll do it all again in....oh, five, six months or so.

Just kiddin'! I'll remain the productive, focused contributor you've always counted on.

*straight face*

[RogerDuke]

Brian wrote that? In case you missed it big guy, I gave you a compliment about that in the Rosco thread (see Canton if you haven't already) That was a nice piece of work.

[LoriDavenport]

*Sits back watching everyone* I reckon ya'll this is the best site I have ever joined up on....the admins and moderators is funnier than I dont knwo what and ya'll are the nicest group of people I've met too. :)

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian wrote that? In case you missed it big guy, I gave you a compliment about that in the Rosco thread (see Canton if you haven't already) That was a nice piece of work.

Thanks! I did see your compliment in the other thread, but I didn't wanna interrupt the conversation. So me and my swelled head ( I saw that, MeadowMufn!) quietly basked in the praise.

I love gettin' compliments, 'cause it makes it that much harder for MaryAnne to get rid of me. :D

[Brian Coltrane]

*Sits back watching everyone* I reckon ya'll this is the best site I have ever joined up on....the admins and moderators is funnier than I dont knwo what and ya'll are the nicest group of people I've met too. :)

Awww, shucks! Thank you. As always, it's all of you folks out there who really make HazzardNet what it is.

It wouldn't matter how the site looked, or how it ran, or what we were up to for shenanigans, if nobody visited. We appreciate you too.

[Julieduke]

Good Story Brian.

[MaryAnne]

Thanks! I did see your compliment in the other thread, but I didn't wanna interrupt the conversation. So me and my swelled head ( I saw that, MeadowMufn!) quietly basked in the praise.

I love gettin' compliments, 'cause it makes it that much harder for MaryAnne to get rid of me. :D

It does make my job a little harder don't it? Heheheheheheh... :D But I love a good challenge, so by all means, continue to compliment him. Khee!

Awww, shucks! Thank you. As always, it's all of you folks out there who really make HazzardNet what it is.

It wouldn't matter how the site looked, or how it ran, or what we were up to for shenanigans, if nobody visited. We appreciate you too.

Ditto!! If it weren't for you guys we'd have no reason to do all that we do. My efforts to can Brian from his job would be useless as he'd have no job to begin with! And then I'd be useless. *GASP!* Man....that's a terrible thought...

[Brian Coltrane]

My efforts to can Brian from his job would be useless as he'd have no job to begin with! And then I'd be useless. *GASP!* Man....that's a terrible thought...


Since your job is basically just making sure I do my job....if I'm not doing anything, then neither are you.

Which reminds me, before I was so rudely interrupted a few posts back, I was in the middle of some pressin' business. Next, I'll continue where I left off, for the sake o' continuity.

[Brian Coltrane]

....Zzzzzzz...............

[Julieduke]

Hey Wake up there.

[MaryAnne]

....Zzzzzzz...............

Hey Wake up there.

No, Julie you need to do it like this...

*clears throat* Ahem.....HEY YOU LAZY BLACK CLAD GOOD FOR NOTHING KNOW-IT-ALL-BUT-TOO-FREAKIN'-LAZY-TO-POST-ANY-NEWS SLACKER!!! GIT OFF YER DUFF AND GIT TO WORK!!! CUSS IT ALL TO TARNATION!!!

*gives black clad posterior a non-injuring kick*

[Brian Coltrane]

No, Julie you need to do it like this...

*clears throat* Ahem.....HEY YOU LAZY BLACK CLAD GOOD FOR NOTHING KNOW-IT-ALL-BUT-TOO-FREAKIN'-LAZY-TO-POST-ANY-NEWS SLACKER!!! GIT OFF YER DUFF AND GIT TO WORK!!! CUSS IT ALL TO TARNATION!!!

*gives black clad posterior a non-injuring kick*

*blinks, yawns, stretches*

Mmrpgh. You want news, eh? Here's news:


HazzardNet Administrator Annoys Co-Worker
Internal Incident Ree-ports on the Rise

After several years of random allegations, there seems to be substance behind the rumors of HazzardNet's adverse work environment. The continued antagonism between principal members of the HNet staff is under investigation.

In our exclusive interview with myself, I had this to say:

"I just try to do the bare minimum around here. But nothing is ever enough. I mean, if I can't sleep on the job, where can I?"

Stay tuned as we unearth more startling details on this developing story.

[DaneyDuke]

*blinks, yawns, stretches*

Mmrpgh. You want news, eh? Here's news:


HazzardNet Administrator Annoys Co-Worker
Internal Incident Ree-ports on the Rise

After several years of random allegations, there seems to be substance behind the rumors of HazzardNet's adverse work environment. The continued antagonism between principal members of the HNet staff is under investigation.

In our exclusive interview with myself, I had this to say:

"I just try to do the bare minimum around here. But nothing is ever enough. I mean, if I can't sleep on the job, where can I?"

Stay tuned as we unearth more startling details on this developing story.


Brian, can you please check if the chat room has usage specifications.
One of Hnet's nicest citizens, DaisyMaeDuke is having a problem. Thank you.

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian, can you please check if the chat room has usage specifications.
One of Hnet's nicest citizens, DaisyMaeDuke is having a problem. Thank you.


Can't a guy get some sleep around heah?

I checked the chatroom. It's still there.

I also logged into both versions without any problem. We've had no other reports of any hitches, so it might be on her end. Is she logging in to the Forums before attempting to get into Chat? If not, have her try that first.

If she's still having issues with it, just PM me, or MaryAnne, and include some details.

Now, where was I. Oh, yeah.

Zzzzzzzzzzz...............

[DaneyDuke]

Now, where was I. Oh, yeah.

Zzzzzzzzzzz...............

*thinks quietly so not to disrupt the administrator's break* Have a nice rest period, Brian.

[MaryAnne]

Can't a guy get some sleep around heah?

I checked the chatroom. It's still there.

I also logged into both versions without any problem. We've had no other reports of any hitches, so it might be on her end. Is she logging in to the Forums before attempting to get into Chat? If not, have her try that first.

If she's still having issues with it, just PM me, or MaryAnne, and include some details.

Now, where was I. Oh, yeah.

Zzzzzzzzzzz...............


Gee, Brian. THAT was inspired.

I'm thinkin' that rest period may become permanent...

[Brian Coltrane]

Wow. Ok, here's where I screwed up for real and made MaryAnne angry for real.

Daisy Mae Duke had a genuine technical question on the chatrooms that she had apparenty emailed to us a couple or three days ago. I missed the message. I'll spare ya the excuses.

When Daney posted the issue to me - within a thread that we were all goofing around on - I took the issue with a light hearted grain of salt, figuring Daney might have made something up to make me "look busy."

I did a basic check of the chatrooms, found nothing wrong, and wasn't aware, at that time, of the email Daisy Mae sent in. So instead of replying to Daisy Mae Duke directly and asking her how I could help, I posted a smarmy answer to Daney, who had relayed the matter.

And then Daisy Mae PM'd MaryAnne, and MaryAnne was the first person to properly investigate the issue and respond directly.

This bad customer service isn't typical of the HazzardNet experience. I've apologized to Daisy Mae in a private message. I'm also publicizing this explanation because I don't want people thinking that we treat our members like this on an ordinary basis. It just hit me through the wrong channel, I wasn't in the right mindset, and I blew it.

Normally we do not give our users such smarmy answers to legitimate questions. If anyone ever has a real question, be it technical, or related to the show, or whatever, please always feel welcome to send a private message to MaryAnne, Meadowmufn, or myself.

Brian

[DaneyDuke]

MaryAnne, wish you weren't mad at Brian. I made a poor choice to bring the issue into this thread. Instead of addressing to one admin, it should have gone to all. I should have asked via pm if y'all had been contacted by DaisyMae about the matter.

Daney

[DaisyMaeDuke]

Boy did I put a fly in the slaw...sorry everybody:(

[MaryAnne]

No, Daisy, it's okay. No apology is needed, please don't feel bad about any of this. We dropped the ball, collectively, on the issue. Brian was caught off guard, I handled things poorly on my part. But we've addressed the issue, as you already know. And we thank you for your patience.

I'm not mad at Brian and nobody's gonna git fired. Everything's okay folks, we're gonna keep going with shenanigans as usual.

Have to admit I did wake 'em up tho'.... :deputy:

[Cowboy]

*Pokes the site to see if its still alive, not getting a response checks it for a heart beat then checks the time.*

Heh heh......

[B.L. Davenport]

Chet that's not a heart beat that's a dead body rolling around in the trunk of your car!

[RogerDuke]

Sometimes I can't tell if MaryAnne and Brian are joking or not about being mad. Even if they really do get mad at each other it's clear that they work well together as a team. They kinda remind me of Boss and Rosco. They really love each other when it all comes down to it.....and us Hazzard folks love them too.....

[Brian Coltrane]

Sometimes I can't tell if MaryAnne and Brian are joking or not about being mad. Even if they really do get mad at each other it's clear that they work well together as a team. They kinda remind me of Boss and Rosco. They really love each other when it all comes down to it.....and us Hazzard folks love them too.....

Sometimes we can't tell either. But that last time, yeah, I can assure ya, it was a real mad. Fortunately, we talked it out and patched things up quick.

That's the risk I run when I constantly poke and prod and tease, that eventually I'll do something that will make MaryAnne honestly mad when I don't mean to make her mad, and then POW. It's kind of a self-fullfilling prophecy and akin to playing with fire. And do I ever learn?

Nah. Though I respect her tremendously, and you're right. We're family. We tick each other off sometimes, but we're only human and we work things out.

Speaking of work....I'd better get to some of it. For a change. We've actually got quite a bit of news coming up - rumors about a new Dukes project being filmed, (unconfirmed), but we've been hearing rumblings about this for 2 years and somebody recently sent us a link. I'm checking that out and we'll get something on the homepage soon.

[RogerDuke]

Speaking of rumors Brian, have you heard any more about a DVD coming out with the "Enos" spinoff episodes on it? That was floating around a couple months ago and I was wondering if there are any updates? I'd give anything for those Enos eps.

[LoriDavenport]

Chet that's not a heart beat that's a dead body rolling around in the trunk of your car!

Uhh B....do we even wanna know???

[Brian Coltrane]

Speaking of rumors Brian, have you heard any more about a DVD coming out with the "Enos" spinoff episodes on it? That was floating around a couple months ago and I was wondering if there are any updates? I'd give anything for those Enos eps.

Lemme check on that for ya and see what I can find. I'd heard the same thing awhile back, but couldn't pin down enough facts to count on it.

[MaryAnne]

Yeah, we posted a blurb about that back in October and our source was the site tvshowsondvd.com. They usually have pretty reliable sources and apparently what's to happen is the two reunion movies will be released later this summer. Depending on how that goes we might see "Enos" and the Dukes cartoons following that.

I just checked the tvshowsondvd site and there hasn't been an update since October for Dukes stuff.

Brian's good at digging up stuff tho'. Khee! So as we always say, stay tuned!

By the way, nice job on the recent front page article, Brian. You do some good work when you actually work! :)

[RogerDuke]

Thanks MaryAnne and Brian. You two are handier than grease on a computer. *looks on bottom, sides and back of contraption in front of him for grease fittings while scratching head with one hand and holding grease gun with the other*

[Brian Coltrane]

By the way, nice job on the recent front page article, Brian. You do some good work when you actually work! :)

Thank ya! Don't get used to it, though. As soon as I'm back in your good graces again, I'll have a lot of slacking off to catch up on.

In the meantime I have to look busy. That said, I searched around for news about Enos going to DVD and zeroed out. Sonny's site still has the campaign appeal on it, but there's no new progress to report.

YouTube has a couple of Enos clips, and in reviewing those, one might understand why WB hasn't been in a hurry to get this thing to the store. The Enos series comes across as outdated, and I'd speculate that it would be perceived as containing stereotypes. Another strike against it is that it only lasted a single season.

Why the hell WB didn't just package Enos with the corresponding Dukes season, and call it "bonus" material I'll never know. It would have snuck under the radar of any disapproving entities and fallen square into the hands of the Dukes fans who would appreciate it. And WB coulda made a few extra bucks.

Maybe, just maybe, WB will eventually come out with a "complete series boxed set - collector's edition" for the Dukes of Hazzard, and include the Enos series. Until then, all I can offer is a YouTube link with a short clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUPH8Af3pEU&feature=user

[B.L. Davenport]

Uhh B....do we even wanna know???


*frowns* No ya probably don't Lori

[LoriDavenport]

If it has ANYTHING to do with you and Chet....then no I dont, untellings what it is..

[Cowboy]

Yeeeep I see how it is round here. This board was great when other people were being funny, but when I make and effort... *Frowns.*

Excuse B.L. and I for interupting. Continue.

[Meadowmufn]

Sometimes I can't tell if MaryAnne and Brian are joking or not about being mad. Even if they really do get mad at each other it's clear that they work well together as a team. They kinda remind me of Boss and Rosco. They really love each other when it all comes down to it.....and us Hazzard folks love them too.....

Bri, MaryAnne, and I... Well, we're like family. And like any family we have our spats, but we rarely do any real harm and if we do, we apologize and forgive n' forget. I can't imagine us not bein' family, even as dysfunctional as we sometimes are. We've been through a lot together, most of which a lot of you guys will never know. We have a great bond and HazzardNet is sorta our home, if you will, where the vast distances between our geographical locations in real life disappears. And we hope that feeling of family permeates this site, so you guys feel it too. :D

[Brian Coltrane]

Bri, MaryAnne, and I... Well, we're like family. And like any family we have our spats, but we rarely do any real harm and if we do, we apologize and forgive n' forget. I can't imagine us not bein' family, even as dysfunctional as we sometimes are. We've been through a lot together, most of which a lot of you guys will never know. We have a great bond and HazzardNet is sorta our home, if you will, where the vast distances between our geographical locations in real life disappears. And we hope that feeling of family permeates this site, so you guys feel it too. :D


Awwwww. Ditto. Thank you for the kind words, Mufn.

We've had some hellacious, genuine spats though. And for the folks that haven't witnessed 'em, or heard about 'em, you can get all the dirt in my upcoming tell-all book entitled Behind the HazzardNet: Confessions of a Moderator.

[Meadowmufn]

Awwwww. Ditto. Thank you for the kind words, Mufn.

We've had some hellacious, genuine spats though. And for the folks that haven't witnessed 'em, or heard about 'em, you can get all the dirt in my upcoming tell-all book entitled Behind the HazzardNet: Confessions of a Moderator.

After which, I'm sure MaryAnne and I will be filing lawsuits. :lol:

[Brian Coltrane]

Yeeeep I see how it is round here. This board was great when other people were being funny, but when I make and effort... *Frowns.*

Excuse B.L. and I for interupting. Continue.

Part of being funny is comedic timing. If you want to start throwing custard pies around, go ahead, but if I'm in a situation where we've got staff issues going on, I'm gonna be understandably distracted.

Not every post you make is going to draw a response. That's true for me as well and I don't get hung up about it or push the issue. I simply let it go and post again on another topic.

Of course, if your post is ignored, you could always whine about it and I'll eventually respond out of shallow pity. If that works for ya, we're good.

[Brian Coltrane]

After which, I'm sure MaryAnne and I will be filing lawsuits. :lol:

How about I give you guys each an autographed copy. How's that, eh? You could ebay it under Dukes of Hazzard crap and get at least double the ... book value, pardon the expression. Or not. :wink:

[Meadowmufn]

Part of being funny is comedic timing. If you want to start throwing custard pies around, go ahead, but if I'm in a situation where we've got staff issues going on, I'm gonna be understandably distracted.

Not every post you make is going to draw a response. That's true for me as well and I don't get hung up about it or push the issue. I simply let it go and post again on another topic.

Of course, if your post is ignored, you could always whine about it and I'll eventually respond out of shallow pity. If that works for ya, we're good.

If I had a dollar for every time one of Brian's jokes fell flat, my mortgage would be paid off. ;)

[Brian Coltrane]

If I had a dollar for every time one of Brian's jokes fell flat, my mortgage would be paid off. ;)


It's happened. Feels like this: :rottentomato:

But then ya just gotta get back up, and do this. :neener:

[MaryAnne]

Bri, MaryAnne, and I... Well, we're like family. And like any family we have our spats, but we rarely do any real harm and if we do, we apologize and forgive n' forget. I can't imagine us not bein' family, even as dysfunctional as we sometimes are. We've been through a lot together, most of which a lot of you guys will never know. We have a great bond and HazzardNet is sorta our home, if you will, where the vast distances between our geographical locations in real life disappears. And we hope that feeling of family permeates this site, so you guys feel it too. :D


I couldn'ta said it better!


Awwwww. Ditto. Thank you for the kind words, Mufn.

We've had some hellacious, genuine spats though. And for the folks that haven't witnessed 'em, or heard about 'em, you can get all the dirt in my upcoming tell-all book entitled Behind the HazzardNet: Confessions of a Moderator.


You're writing a book? I'm impressed! No wonder you're not doing much work around here. :D

Mufn and I could sue I suppose, but I should mention I'm writing a book too. Mines called "Brian Coltrane is a Black Clad Idiot: Here's All The Stuff He Probably Won't Tell About in His Tell-All Book"

We'll see who's book has the most dirt! ;)

[Meadowmufn]

I couldn'ta said it better!





You're writing a book? I'm impressed! No wonder you're not doing much work around here. :D

Mufn and I could sue I suppose, but I should mention I'm writing a book too. Mines called "Brian Coltrane is a Black Clad Idiot: Here's All The Stuff He Probably Won't Tell About in His Tell-All Book"

We'll see who's book has the most dirt! ;)

BAHAHAHA! I guess I should admit that I'm writing a book too. It's titled "I Don't Know Why I Put Up With Those Two: Surviving Life in the Coltrane Clan". :lol:

[MaryAnne]

BAHAHAHA! I guess I should admit that I'm writing a book too. It's titled "I Don't Know Why I Put Up With Those Two: Surviving Life in the Coltrane Clan". :lol:

Uh oh! Now we're all in trouble! Heh heh!

[DaneyDuke]

Uh oh! Now we're all in trouble! Heh heh!

:-P A story from Mufn, is the best news I've heard today!

[RogerDuke]

I know what you mean Daney. I haven't heard an idea that great since the late 70s. I think the feller's name was Gy Waldron......

[Brian Coltrane]

You're writing a book? I'm impressed! No wonder you're not doing much work around here. :D

Mufn and I could sue I suppose, but I should mention I'm writing a book too. Mines called "Brian Coltrane is a Black Clad Idiot: Here's All The Stuff He Probably Won't Tell About in His Tell-All Book"

We'll see who's book has the most dirt! ;)


Idiot?! Just for that, I'm adding another chapter to my book. "Destruction and MaryAnne: A List of HazzardNet's Technical Issues and Who Clearly Caused Them."

:box1:

[MaryAnne]

Idiot?! Just for that, I'm adding another chapter to my book. "Destruction and MaryAnne: A List of HazzardNet's Technical Issues and Who Clearly Caused Them."

:box1:

Oh yeah?! Well - well - well ... I ain't got a good comeback for that one. (How can I argue with the truth?) :p

[RogerDuke]

I might not buy any of these books. I'll just wait for the video of "Moderators Gone Wild"

[General Grant]

Okay Brian and MaryAnne! You two don't settle down, I'll be forced to get Sherriff Little over here! Khee!

Anyway, Meadowmufn, when you get that book published, can I have a copy, that will make some good reading! Hey Roger, when does that video come out? Do you know if I could get it signed by the entire cast?



Okay, now that I have some of my dry humor out, I am going to be serious...
Thank you to all of the moderators and citizens, HazzardNet simply would not be as great as it is. I would like to thank you all for that. With out HazzardNet, I would think I was the only nut out there that believed the Dukes of Hazzard are real, and I'd think I was it... luckily I stumbled on this site and found that there are a lot of people out there who are just as passionate (and more so) about the Dukes. Thank you to MaryAnne, Brian and Meadowmufn for making the site great (even if Brian does sleep alot on the job, I hear!) And, the citizens, too, deserve a round of applause for only continuing to improve the site. I think y'all should get awards, or something.

Anyway, sorry to stray everyone off topic, but I figured that since all three moderators and some of my fellow Hazzardite citizens were included in this thread, there wouldn't be a better place to type it.

So, THANK YOU again, very much!

I'll catch y'all around Hazzard!

General Grant

[Brian Coltrane]

Okay Brian and MaryAnne! You two don't settle down, I'll be forced to get Sherriff Little over here! Khee!

Anyway, Meadowmufn, when you get that book published, can I have a copy, that will make some good reading! Hey Roger, when does that video come out? Do you know if I could get it signed by the entire cast?

Okay, now that I have some of my dry humor out, I am going to be serious...
Thank you to all of the moderators and citizens, HazzardNet simply would not be as great as it is. I would like to thank you all for that. With out HazzardNet, I would think I was the only nut out there that believed the Dukes of Hazzard are real, and I'd think I was it... luckily I stumbled on this site and found that there are a lot of people out there who are just as passionate (and more so) about the Dukes. Thank you to MaryAnne, Brian and Meadowmufn for making the site great (even if Brian does sleep alot on the job, I hear!) And, the citizens, too, deserve a round of applause for only continuing to improve the site. I think y'all should get awards, or something.

Anyway, sorry to stray everyone off topic, but I figured that since all three moderators and some of my fellow Hazzardite citizens were included in this thread, there wouldn't be a better place to type it.

So, THANK YOU again, very much!

I'll catch y'all around Hazzard!

General Grant


Awww, shucks. Thank you. In complete seriousness I can say that HazzardNet wouldn't be HazzardNet without all of you. Truly. This place has a life of it's own. Sometimes it's more quiet; sometimes it's rowdy and unruly as all get out, but that's what makes it real. It's a part of all of us, of every single person who's ever uploaded a photo, or posted to the forums, or written a story, or sent an email with a news tidbit or suggestion.

You guys crack me up too. Moderators gone wild on DVD, eh? Yeah, take that to DukesFest and have somebody sign it. Heh heh!

Thanks again. :D

[Meadowmufn]

You guys crack me up too. Moderators gone wild on DVD, eh? Yeah, take that to DukesFest and have somebody sign it. Heh heh!

Thanks again. :D

Please don't give Brian any reason to start flashing in front of cameras... There are some things that are better left a mystery. :rofl:

[MaryAnne]

Moderators Gone Wild?! :-o

Man, between the books and that DVD, we sure don't need to worry about ending up on the cover of the National Inquirer for some scandal. We just create our own! ROFL

Seriously tho'...General Grant, thank you for the kind words. Brian summed it up best. HNet is a community and it is what it is because of everyone who hangs out here. :D

[LoriDavenport]

Yep...this site keeps me from gettin into trouble at school!!! heh....not that im a bad kid or anything... :innocent: heck, fer as im concerned got the funniest moderators too... *cough cough* Brian...but we aint gonna mention any names... LOL ya'll take care!

[Cowboy]

100% Agree that Hazzardnet is the best in the world. No matter what, through the thick or thin, Ive always loved this place. And that, coming from someone whos been banned maybe as many times as Brian has. *Chuckles.*
But still, I love Hazzardnet also, its always so full of people, and theres always someone new to meet. But best of all theres always new things to learn here and there not always DOH related, alot of times there real life related, just as the original Dukes were.

*Laughs, Snorts.* Brian can flash for the cameras, he aint got anything under there to worry about. Nothing worth mentioning.

[B.L. Davenport]

I agree completely and entirely Hnet is the best place on the net to hang out! I've been a member here for 3yrs and have loved every minute of it. There's always something fun to do or read and plenty of useful information too.

[DaneyDuke]

100% Agree that Hazzardnet is the best in the world. No matter what, through the thick or thin, Ive always loved this place. And that, coming from someone whos been banned maybe as many times as Brian has. *Chuckles.*
But still, I love Hazzardnet also, its always so full of people, and theres always someone new to meet. But best of all theres always new things to learn here and there not always DOH related, alot of times there real life related, just as the original Dukes were.

*Laughs, Snorts.* Brian can flash for the cameras, he aint got anything under there to worry about. Nothing worth mentioning.

Chet, are you feeling ok? You looked a mite green on that last comment.


Thank you General Grant and others for the comments on how you feel about this place and the folks here. I remember a time when not that many were hanging around Hazzardnet. I enjoy watching the community grow.

[Cowboy]

What the F*** does that mean?!

And Im not alone, I talked to three other people that couldnt make heads or tails of what you just said Daney Duke. *Growls.* So you better clear things up...

~Chet

[MaryAnne]

I'm guessing Daney was using "green" to mean envy. As in the expression of "being green with envy."

In other words..."wishing very much that you had what someone else has."

[AlexJackson]

I'm guessing Daney was using "green" to mean envy. As in the expression of "being green with envy."

In other words..."wishing very much that you had what someone else has."


You mean Chet is envious of what Brian has? *chuckles*

[Cowboy]

Ah well took two scientists to figure that out, cant she just speek plain and proper english? Sheesh.

Sides, anyone who aint envious of Brian Coltrane there outta there mind. Hes got himself an armload of good fortune, good family, great friends, good brothers and no existing enemies, not in Hnet anyway. Not even stupid ol' me. Someone should just stick a crown on the OLD kings head. Oh wait they seem to already have... LORD, not king, pardon me.

Your black jacket should be laced in gold Brian. Nothing wrong with envy.

*Bows before Brian and kisses his shoes.* Oh great Lord of the outlaws.

[AlexJackson]

Ah well took two scientists to figure that out, cant she just speek plain and proper english? Sheesh.

Sides, anyone who aint envious of Brian Coltrane there outta there mind. Hes got himself an armload of good fortune, good family, great friends, good brothers and no existing enemies, not in Hnet anyway. Not even stupid ol' me. Someone should just stick a crown on the OLD kings head. Oh wait they seem to already have... LORD, not king, pardon me.

Your black jacket should be laced in gold Brian. Nothing wrong with envy.

*Bows before Brian and kisses his shoes.* Oh great Lord of the outlaws.

You know...I could reallllly comment on this Chet... *chuckles*

[Cowboy]

So go ahead Alex... you cant say anything to me that aint already been said. And you cant do anything that aint already been done. *Shines Brians shoes.*

[AlexJackson]

So go ahead Alex... you cant say anything to me that aint already been said. And you cant do anything that aint already been done. *Shines Brians shoes.*

Need some Chapstick there Chet? *laughs*

[Cowboy]

You think the chapstick will help? Im not sure, these boots look pretty well scuffed up. Mine are brand new maybe he should try them on for size.

[Brian Coltrane]

Awright, so I just catch up on the thread here, and find discussion remarkin' upon things best unmentioned on a family website. Such as the reputed size of...

...my ego. Ahem. How do these conversations even get started? More importantly, how can we stop them?

And Daney, thanks for defending my....honor, let's call it. I can stand up for myself, but it's nice to have some personal testimonials thrown in.

Not only is my ego of ample porportion - my testimonials are generous.

Watch this post get deleted by MaryAnne in the morning. I couldn't blame her.

Meanwhile.....I can't remember what the hell I was originally gonna post tonight. Heh! Moving right along.....NEXT!

[AlexJackson]

Awright, so I just catch up on the thread here, and find discussion remarkin' upon things best unmentioned on a family website. Such as the reputed size of...

...my ego. Ahem. How do these conversations even get started? More importantly, how can we stop them?

And Daney, thanks for defending my....honor, let's call it. I can stand up for myself, but it's nice to have some personal testimonials thrown in.

Not only is my ego of ample porportion - my testimonials are generous.

Watch this post get deleted by MaryAnne in the morning. I couldn't blame her.

Meanwhile.....I can't remember what the hell I was originally gonna post tonight. Heh! Moving right along.....NEXT!

Back to our regularly scheduled insanity...*laughs*

[Cowboy]

*Doesnt say anything, just scoots outta the way and sits quietly.*

[DaneyDuke]

Awright, so I just catch up on the thread here, and find discussion remarkin' upon things best unmentioned on a family website. Such as the reputed size of...

...my ego. Ahem. How do these conversations even get started? More importantly, how can we stop them?

And Daney, thanks for defending my....honor, let's call it. I can stand up for myself, but it's nice to have some personal testimonials thrown in.

Not only is my ego of ample porportion - my testimonials are generous.

Watch this post get deleted by MaryAnne in the morning. I couldn't blame her.

Meanwhile.....I can't remember what the hell I was originally gonna post tonight. Heh! Moving right along.....NEXT!


You're welcome, Brian.

[General Grant]

Oh, thanks y'all! But, I think that what I was sayin' is what most of the citizens were thinking. So, thanks, but don't thank me, I meant what I said. (referring to my last post)

And, since so much has happened in a couple of days, I am going to cram everything into one post, so y'all hang on...

Brian, I do agree that this site wouldn't be what it is without the whole community, but, I think that you three are brilliant for having thought this up.

Meadowmufn, I apologize for my last comment, I think that I may have just made your life miserable by complimenting Brian, I'll try not to let that happen again!

MaryAnne, Like I said above, I meant every word of what I said. I don't know how y'all thought of creating this site, but you did a marvelous job. I wish I'd have a bright idea like that every now and then!

Lori, we all know that you aren't a bad kid (else you wouldn't be here, right!!)
now you'd better not be gettin' in no trouble at school, ya hear?! But, I agree that the moderators can be quite funny at times.

Cowboy, I agree (again... I need to find a different word for agree!) that there are always new people to meet. That is the great thing about this site is that people come by the dozen to greet a new person. I remember when I signed up, I got a welcome that I was surprised at, because everyone was just so friendly!

B.L. Davenport, you are right, there is a lot of information on here. There are so many different people with so many different backgrounds, that it just makes this site so much better because there are so many different ideas and opinions. And there is a lot of information you can carry with you in everyday life, but that isn't to say the Dukes aren't every day life!

Daney, I,too enjoy watching the community grow. I've only been here since October(I think) but it seems like a I've known this site for a lifetime, and a lot of these people treat you like they've known you all their life. They treat you like a friend they never met!

AlexJackson, You really shouldn't call poor Brian insane! Afterall, he is the moderator! :) Khee! I'm just joking, I guess our appearing insane from time to time isn't so bad. It gives the site character! Oh, and I like your avator! You a MacGyver fan, too?!


I think that covers it.

I'll catch y'all later, and I really enjoy reading all of your posts, everyone, so keep up the good work.

General Grant