Hello all

[Boss Hogg 2]

yeah i'm new lol i am basically a boring person (and according to my daughter i have no life :rofl: ) i used to watch the dukes when they 1st came out and have been in love with bo and luke for many years! oh well just wanted to say hi to everyone!

[redneck woman]

Howdy Boss Hogg 2! Welcome to Hazzardnet! It's a great place to be.

[LoriDavenport]

Yea boring my hinen, when ya aint hoggin the computer!!!!! Howdy ma, i told ya it was an awesome site glad ya joined, welcome to hazzardnet!!! yea boss hogg 2, thats dad if i ever seen anyone in my life, ur lulu!!!!!!! lol

[RogerDuke]

Welcome to the Hazzardnet Boss Hogg 2....if you folks down there in Hazard would put another z in your town's name, you might be able to make some money here selling souveniers....lol

[TRPColtrane95]

lol hello Boss Hogg 2, welcome to hazzardnet forum and enjoy stay in hazzard county.. ;) :)

[Boss Hogg 2]

thanks everyone!

HEY lulu is bigger than i am by far!! you will pay for that one~you shouldn't say such things exspecially to someone you hve to live with :rofl:

[LoriDavenport]

Just as long as you don't call me boss hogg jr. im fine!!! lol you were the one who said you must be lulu when we were watching the dukes one night!!!!! why shouldn't i say them you ain't gonna hurt me, although you did bruise my ribs once before but there ain't no wooden beds around and we aint playin around so NAW NAW NAW NAW BOO BOO!!!! lol:D

[Boss Hogg 2]

ok boss JR~don't start with me lol you said not to call you boss hogg jr so i didn't! might not be any wooden beds around but there are wooden counters and chairs (think about it) :evil:

[LoriDavenport]

you wouldn't dare, would ya?! I AINT BOSS HOGG JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just as long as you don't step down on my big toe again i'll manage.

[Boss Hogg 2]

yes you are JR! respect your elders now or else LOL!

[LoriDavenport]

I AINT JR!!!! AND I DO REPSECT MY ELDERS!!! LAST I HEARD RESPECT WAS EARNED!!!! ill regret sayin that i know i will....... hehehe lol.

[Boss Hogg 2]

oh yeah i can safely say that you will regret saying that JR :rofl:

[LoriDavenport]

safely? HA there aint nothing safely done around here, i should know that too. i take things to roughly and so do you. your going to kill me aint ya?!!!!

[Boss Hogg 2]

Now would i kill my only daughter....even if you are boss jr :rofl:

[LoriDavenport]

I am not boss jr...

and yes...you would kill me...or mangle me..

[Boss Hogg 2]

mangle maybe jr but i wouldn't kill ya heck i love you too much to do that!

[LoriDavenport]

If you love me so much then give me your Dukes of Hazzard 82' picture...

[Boss Hogg 2]

In your dreams dear.....you'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers....and no ideas either i'm bigger than you are :D

[LoriDavenport]

It's Dukes, im stupid enough to do it!

[Boss Hogg 2]

no your not stupid lol just smart enough to know better.

[LoriDavenport]

:D I am the one with the brains of the operation aren't I?

[Boss Hogg 2]

not in this case NO lol

[LoriDavenport]

funny... reaaaal funny...

[General Grant]

Welcome, Boss Hogg 2!

You two keep it up... Lori needs to be kept in line! (Khee!)

It sounds like you two must really have a lot of fun watchin' the Dukes!

I hope you decide to stick around awhile! And Boss Hogg 2, you keep ol' Lori in line, she needs it!

General Grant

[LoriDavenport]

hey...trust me, she does... LOL If I dare step outta line sheputs me back in it..

[Boss Hogg 2]

Hey Lori dear...what are mother's for LOL just kidding dear i'm thankful to say you don't give me any problems.

General Grant:we'd have fun watching the dukes if she wouldn't cuss at me for having the good luck have been old enough to watch them when they 1st hit tv years ago lol. she somehow figures it's my fault lol

[Julieduke]

Hey Lori dear...what are mother's for LOL just kidding dear i'm thankful to say you don't give me any problems.

General Grant:we'd have fun watching the dukes if she wouldn't cuss at me for having the good luck have been old enough to watch them when they 1st hit tv years ago lol. she somehow figures it's my fault lol
Hey this Julie, what does this picture look like and hello to everybody oh darn my car is running with the keys in it I'll be write back.
Julieduke

[LoriDavenport]

Hey Lori dear...what are mother's for LOL just kidding dear i'm thankful to say you don't give me any problems.

General Grant:we'd have fun watching the dukes if she wouldn't cuss at me for having the good luck have been old enough to watch them when they 1st hit tv years ago lol. she somehow figures it's my fault lol

Well... *sniffles* it is... actually, its my grandparents' fault, but Ill not blame my grandfather, though i really do resent my grandmother now due to the fact she had all that memorabilia burnt...to ashes....in the dust... *cries*

[Boss Hogg 2]

Lori dear your grandmother is gone....so you can stop resenting her now and don't say you can't.....if i can so can you!

[mini hogg]

Hey Boss Hogg 2, Welcome to the club of all clubs, so hang on....have i got this right, your the one with the hots for Bo, Yet Lori has the Hots for Luke... I Guess that works out fine LOL hehe ;)

Welcome.

[LoriDavenport]

LOL yea mini you are right, yes dear im aware i can stop....i just gotta start from scratch...*cries*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Cry a river, Lori. =P

[Boss Hogg 2]

yup mini i adore that man lol i like Luke to lol but bo's just better LOL

Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane: you took the words out of my mouth LOL

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

I tend to do that, Khee!!


Lori's a trouble maker. Let me tell you. She ran muh car over in a ditch. Such a evil child. >=[

[LoriDavenport]

I can't help it you can't drive sheriff... =P

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

That's just yer word against mine. *Holds fist up*

*Takes out his ticket book and start writing Lori out one*

[LoriDavenport]

*shakes head, sighing* Now, sheriff, you honestly think I'm gonna pay that ticket? And secondly, Why in the heck are you writing me out a ticket I ain't done a thing...yet.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Yes, ya did!

Dis-agreein' with me!

[LoriDavenport]

*runs hand down side of face* You started it... *grumbles*

[General Grant]

Poor Ol' Lori... she gets so picked on around here....
I think I'll join in :D

Come on, Sheriff... write her a Big Ol' Ticket! I'm going to enjoy watching this! Lets see ya get out of this one, Lori! 8-)

[LoriDavenport]

You can watch cause I will...I'll run him back into the ditch again heh...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

*runs hand down side of face* You started it... *grumbles*

I think not you ran me in the ditch! *Checks each option as he mumbles, handing her the ticket and clicking his pen, folding up his ticket book and putting it in his back pocket* *Grins and tips hat, walking off to his patrol car, looks at grant and raises a brow, getting his ticket book back out and writing him one too* Friends of the said so....civilian getting a ticket. *Hands grant his ticket and puts his ticket book away again, clicking the pen and putting it away again in his pocket* Two in one day. I love, I love it! *Chuckles and head to his car and scoots flash over, getting in, starting the car and driving off*

[Julieduke]

I think not you ran me in the ditch! *Checks each option as he mumbles, handing her the ticket and clicking his pen, folding up his ticket book and putting it in his back pocket* *Grins and tips hat, walking off to his patrol car, looks at grant and raises a brow, getting his ticket book back out and writing him one too* Friends of the said so....civilian getting a ticket. *Hands grant his ticket and puts his ticket book away again, clicking the pen and putting it away again in his pocket* Two in one day. I love, I love it! *Chuckles and head to his car and scoots flash over, getting in, starting the car and driving off*
Julie see's Lori and General Grant and says "At least he didn't notice I was speeding or that my taillight it out again. Dang it, I got to have that fixed again."

[LoriDavenport]

*rips the ticket up throwing it on the ground* I'll pay it sheriff... *smirks, shaking head*

[Julieduke]

Julie looks at Lori, and says quietly "Ya, sure she will I believe that one now."

[JESSI DUKE]

*looks over to Julie* Quit trying to cause trouble. Lori got enough trouble without you adding your 2 cents.

[General Grant]

(looks at ticket, grins and talks to the sheriff over the CB)

Hey Sheriff, I dont' suppose you'd like to write another one of them tickets for litterin', would ya? If I was to tell you who littered, would you let me off the hook for this ticket?


(looks at Lori and grins)
That is for gettin' me a ticket!

General Grant

[LoriDavenport]

*smirks*

I wasn't the one that got you a ticket, it was your own fault. If you wouldnt have bothered the dear sheriff you wouldn't have gotten one.

[General Grant]

I most certainly did NOT bother the sheriff. You cut that out, Lori... blamin' me for your rudeness... or I'll tell the sheriff it was you who did the litterin'!

(smirks, and looks proud)

[LoriDavenport]

*rolls eyes*

ooo...scary sheriff, I'm shakin' in my boots. *grumbles* not...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

(looks at ticket, grins and talks to the sheriff over the CB)

Hey Sheriff, I dont' suppose you'd like to write another one of them tickets for litterin', would ya? If I was to tell you who littered, would you let me off the hook for this ticket?


(looks at Lori and grins)
That is for gettin' me a ticket!

General Grant

*Picks up his CB and responds* I might be able to do this. In fact I think I will. So who is our little ticket ripper, upper?

[LoriDavenport]

*climbs in midnight rider pulling out, picking up the CB*

Now, unless you'd like for me and my cousin to get you out of the ditch...again... I suggest you let a sleeping dog lie.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

*climbs in midnight rider pulling out, picking up the CB*

Now, unless you'd like for me and my cousin to get you out of the ditch...again... I suggest you let a sleeping dog lie.

I ain't going in no ditch! No matter what I got a copy of tickets I write and if the fine isn't payed, you go to jail. I ain't got time to tail chase you, so im gone!

*Puts his CB away and changes the channel to Boss's*

[LoriDavenport]

*grins*

It'll be paid when im dead and gone...

*sighs leaning back, relaxing*

[General Grant]

(to CB)
I guess that answers your queston, Sheriff. Now can I rip up this ticket... legally?


(to Lori)
You just can't admit when you deserve a ticket for doin' something wrong, can you? :)

[LoriDavenport]

Didn't deserve the ticket...I never do. Sheriff there got me on accounta I was disagreein' with him or so he says. *smirks*

[JESSI DUKE]

(to CB)
(to Lori)
You just can't admit when you deserve a ticket for doin' something wrong, can you? :)
Can you General. Cuz I know something you did wrong and I hate for Roscoe to find out.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

(to CB)
I guess that answers your queston, Sheriff. Now can I rip up this ticket... legally?


(to Lori)
You just can't admit when you deserve a ticket for doin' something wrong, can you? :)

Sure general, go ahead. =]

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Can you General. Cuz I know something you did wrong and I hate for Roscoe to find out.

She does deserve a ticket. She ripped up and ticket and tossed it which is littering.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Didn't deserve the ticket...I never do. Sheriff there got me on accounta I was disagreein' with him or so he says. *smirks*
Fer littering you do now.

[LoriDavenport]

*rolls eyes*

Oh Rosco! Hey, tell ya what, I'll make ya deal IF you can catch me without me runnin' ya back in the ditch...I'll pay the ticket...

*smirks*

[Boss Hogg 2]

Lori dear why don't you just run over to see your cousin and see if he has some nice pink paint lol....i'm thinking the cop cars around here need a new coat, don't you?

[LoriDavenport]

Well...whaya know? *grins* Yea...Sheriff'd get a whole lotta attention in a pink cop car...

[Julieduke]

Well...whaya know? *grins* Yea...Sheriff'd get a whole lotta attention in a pink cop car...
I think they'll look better in yellow. They'll make great Taxi's as well.

[LoriDavenport]

nah...pink...show the police department's more feminine side of things.. *smirks*

[Julieduke]

Hot Magneta Pink, I think I got a can somewhere just let me find it thow!

[Julieduke]

A Friend of Mine has this keychain that said "I refuse to have a battle of wits, with a unarmed person".