Dog Collar Challenge

[Meadowmufn]

Ok, I promised it in the Appomattox Challenge and here it is! The dog collar challenge... I'm gonna give y'all a few options on this one

1) Write a story in the perspective of Flash (or any other random Hazzard mutt).

2) Write a story in which a dog collar is prominently featured.

or for the more adventurous of you...

3) Write a story in which one of the characters ends up wearing a dog collar. (Keep the stories PG-13, please! :D Of course, you could always send the moderators "alternate" versions that won't be posted. *ahem* :uninvolved: )

Y'all have til June 30th. Sadie needs a new collar. And if y'all don't pitch in to help her out with a story or twelve, she's just gonna have to do without. And that will make her a sad puppy. Y'all don't wanna have a sad puppy on yer consciences now, do ya? Didn't think so. So, get writin'!!

[i1976]

3) Write a story in which one of the characters ends up wearing a dog collar. (Keep the stories PG-13, please!)



Thanks for warning. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mh..... A character wearing a dog collar....... punk style? Funny.

[Julieduke]

Flash Falls In Love, in Round Robin is my attempt at this little challenge of yours I think y'll are going to like. It starts out that Cletus Snow's dog Fred gets doggnapped and dropped out of van in hazzard and Rosco picks him up and takes cars of him for week or so.

[MaryAnne]

Bandit says.... "WOOF!" Translated: "Khee!" ROFL

I got a chuckle from i1976 and the punk look thing. ROFL. Very easy to keep it PG-13. Just think Pat Boone (50's crooner singer) with a dog collar.

What's that? You can't picture Pat Boone with a dog collar? Oh, well here...

:D

[i1976]

Imagine a punk band arriving in Hazzard, with a gorgeous punk singer, and every man in Hazzard has a crush on her.
So Hazzard men begin to wear dog collars and punk stuff.
Imagine Bo or Luke in punk style, and maybe Sid Vicious painted on General Lee instead of confederate flag.
Mhhhh. :-o No, I think it's not a good idea.

[deathangel_tori]

oh my oh my, after a comment like that its hard to think pg13 till the punk band thing. not that i think i can write a thing like that on any of the characters. omg, i am off now to read some nice family oriented fic, well trying to keep rabid bunny at bay and still considering on how to write it pg ish. lol

[i1976]

Imagine a punk band arriving in Hazzard, with a gorgeous punk singer, and every man in Hazzard has a crush on her.
So Hazzard men begin to wear dog collars and punk stuff.
Imagine Bo or Luke in punk style, and maybe Sid Vicious painted on General Lee instead of confederate flag.
Mhhhh. :-o No, I think it's not a good idea.


...... or imagine a punk band from Los Angeles. They arrive in Hazzard for a concert. The beautiful singer is an Enos' friend; they knew when he lived in Los Angeles, and there's a strange relationship between them. Daisy is jealous, and she tries to look like the singer (punk style, of course, with a dog collar, and so on).

OK, It could be a way to make a character wearing a dog collar (keeping it PG-13, 'cause thinking of Daisy wearing a dog collar in another way is dangerous :) )

[holly13]

hey i1976 you should do that story!:-P

[Brian Coltrane]

I'm officially entering the Dog Collar Challenge!

Hey, they say to write what ya know, so.... ahem!! Just kiddin'.

Seriously, this is will be a scintillating love story involving ---

Whups. Wrong notes. That story is for another website. Heheheheh.

Actually, this story will be about a bet made between two people that I won't mention here, but let's just say the other party likes wearing blue tops and sports a badge on her shirt.

Brian

[MaryAnne]

*rubs chin thoughtfully* I wonder who he's talkin' about? Mufn maybe? Does Mufn wear blue shirts? I know she's got a badge there that says "Supreme Superior Officer"....

:)

[Brian Coltrane]

MaryAnne, on a completely unrelated note...you don't mind if I use your endearing persona in an upcoming story, do ya?

[MaryAnne]

Umm....depends. What's the story about? What happens to me in this one? (Not that anything bad ever happened to me in other stories you've thrown me in!)

;)

[Brian Coltrane]

Aw, I can't tell ya what it's about, or I'd spoil the story. But you can trust me to handle your character with all the usual care and delicacy that's made our adventures the idle sunday afternoon reading that we're famous for.

[MaryAnne]

Ah, I see. So if this is a western I could be chased by Indians, captured, tied to the stake, saved and then captured by the Union calvary and sentenced to be exectued - all in one day.

Sure, Brian, I can trust ya. *SNORT!*

[Brian Coltrane]

You're never gonna get over that firing squad scene, are ya. Gettin' a little sensitive these days, cousin?

The good news is, this ain't a western! You're perfectly safe. For the most part.

;)

[Meadowmufn]

The good news is, this ain't a western! You're perfectly safe. For the most part.

;)

Question is, is the rest of Hazzard safe? :D

[Brian Coltrane]

Absolutely........not. :D

[MaryAnne]

Absolutely........not. :D

That's about what I figured. If the rest of Hazzard ain't safe, for the most part then I KNOW I ain't safe....for the most part.

I may have to call in Ja.... uh... some help. :-P

[Brian Coltrane]

I can assure ya, no backups need be called in. This is just another harmless lil' outing. Honest!

Besides, you have excellent insurance. I tried finding a replacement for you years ago, but it sort of backfired with 40-to-1 odds against me. And then we have the response from the prior fanfic challenge to consider, which showed great support for Ye Olde Local Deputy.

Really, it's not my fault you have a knack for getting yourself in hot water. You should thank me for pulling your posterior out of it through so many stories.

Brian

[AlexJackson]

Brian--

Since when are Hazzard outings necessarily harmless? *chuckles* And it seems that MaryAnne isn't the only Coltrane with a knack for getting in trouble...
Must be in the Coltrane DNA strand...*laughs*
But then again there is also the ability to pull your chestnuts out of the fire in that same Coltrane DNA strand...So this story with both you nuts in it should be interesting...

MaryAnne, quick question...who's the backup you mentioned?

Alex

[deathangel_tori]

i'm laughing so hard i'm crying or is my allergies :D

[Rosco_Lover]

Well... umm lets see here! From the way I look at it neither of them can protect us! We are all doomed! *runs and gets some popcorn to see what happens* For got my drink! Da-burnit!

[MaryAnne]

Well... umm lets see here! From the way I look at it neither of them can protect us! We are all doomed! *runs and gets some popcorn to see what happens* For got my drink! Da-burnit!

BAHAHA! Ya got the right idear! Settle in and watch the chaos unfold. Khee!

Now this originally started out as the discussion of the Dog Collar Challenge. Hmmm....Brian, am I gonna end up wearing a dog collar in your story? (Probably.) ROFL

[MaryAnne]

I can assure ya, no backups need be called in. This is just another harmless lil' outing. Honest!

Besides, you have excellent insurance. I tried finding a replacement for you years ago, but it sort of backfired with 40-to-1 odds against me. And then we have the response from the prior fanfic challenge to consider, which showed great support for Ye Olde Local Deputy.

Really, it's not my fault you have a knack for getting yourself in hot water. You should thank me for pulling your posterior out of it through so many stories.

Brian


Y'know, yer right. I do appreciate that. =) I do apologize for bein' the type to get into so much trouble, but I am thankful you've been able to get me out. Khee! :)

[MaryAnne]

MaryAnne, quick question...who's the backup you mentioned?

Alex


Oh I was considerin' some guy I know in Atlanta....

[Rosco_Lover]

BAHAHA! Ya got the right idear! Settle in and watch the chaos unfold. Khee!

Now this originally started out as the discussion of the Dog Collar Challenge. Hmmm....Brian, am I gonna end up wearing a dog collar in your story? (Probably.) ROFL


Ooooo! Kinky! *Snickers*

[deathangel_tori]

Ooooo! Kinky! *Snickers*

BAHAHA! Ya got the right idear! Settle in and watch the chaos unfold. Khee!

Now this originally started out as the discussion of the Dog Collar Challenge. Hmmm....Brian, am I gonna end up wearing a dog collar in your story? (Probably.) ROFL

ya know somehow i actually see brian wearing this one, omg plot bunny, bad bunny down down *beats with fluuffy pillow* ahh i must be thankful that i don't have any rights to ya, cause ya def be wearing one bri. :lol:

[DaneyDuke]

Oh I was considerin' some guy I know in Atlanta....

And you changed your mind about that, yay! I'm going to try and turn something in for Sadie. There's about 3 or 4 weeks left now.

[AlexJackson]

MaryAnne...in...a.... dog....collar??? Excuse me one moment....*THUD!*

Ahem! Sorry that just paints all kinds of mental images!!


Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Lmao!

[Brian Coltrane]

Ya know, if MaryAnne wore a dog collar, she'd be her own K9 unit. Bahahahah!!

Oh, and Tori? I look outrageously attractive in a dog collar. Try not to think about it.


Brian

[Rosco_Lover]

Why is it.. I dont think you do?

[AlexJackson]

Brian---

MaryAnne her own K-9 unit...You know I think I best not comment any further on that statement Brian... could get me in a lot of trouble! *chuckles*

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian---

MaryAnne her own K-9 unit...You know I think I best not comment any further on that statement Brian... could get me in a lot of trouble! *chuckles*

Alex


Yeah, she might hound you over it. :-P

[Brian Coltrane]

Why is it.. I dont think you do?

Hey, don't take my word for it - ask anybody who's seen me in one. ;)

[Meadowmufn]

Hey, don't take my word for it - ask anybody who's seen me in one. ;)

Was that you on "K-9 Eye for the Hazzard Guy"? I thought that guy looked familiar...

[Rosco_Lover]

Hey, don't take my word for it - ask anybody who's seen me in one. ;)


See, whats around my neck Brian? Its a collar. I look sexy with it.

I asked around. People said you like it on with a leash. *swings leash around* We are going for a walk.

[Rosco_Lover]

Was that you on "K-9 Eye for the Hazzard Guy"? I thought that guy looked familiar...

LMAO!

I think Mufn would look good with a collar! Since he is our Sheriff I think?

[AlexJackson]

Yeah, she might hound you over it. :-P

She ain't nothing but a hound dog...crying all the time... ;)

*chuckles* still... a dog collar is pretty interesting, tell me, will her collar have a place for her badge? ;) That'll make things even more interesting...

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

I asked around. People said you like it on with a leash. *swings leash around* We are going for a walk.

BABY!!!! You keep talkin' like that, and I might sit up and beg....

[pendragon1980]

Careful, Brian darling....Remember whose really yanks your leash from time to time,literally, or It might get yanked all the way to the vet's office.

And then you really will be begging.

Or you could be nice and get a treat, baby.

Doc

[AlexJackson]

Brian---

Well seems there are two females on your tail...*chuckles*
Man this thread just keeps getting better and better! MaryAnne in a dog collar, and now Brian has his hands full with a couple of ladies!!
I know this is the dog thread but we might have a "cat" fight on our hands...;)

I'm grabbing some popcorn! Let's see whats next!!! I'm loving this!! :D

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Brian---

Well seems there are two females on your tail...*chuckles*
Man this thread just keeps getting better and better! MaryAnne in a dog collar, and now Brian has his hands full with a couple of ladies!!
I know this is the dog thread but we might have a "cat" fight on our hands...;)

I'm grabbing some popcorn! Let's see whats next!!! I'm loving this!! :D

Alex

Am I gonna have to turn the hose on y'all? LOL.

[Rosco_Lover]

Am I gonna have to turn the hose on y'all? LOL.


Should I wear a white shirt for that? *Giggles*

[Rosco_Lover]

BABY!!!! You keep talkin' like that, and I might sit up and beg....

*Ponders using handcuffs too*

[pendragon1980]

Should I wear a white shirt for that? *Giggles*

Honey, that's one challedge in Hazzard I KNOW I would win.

*Ponders using handcuffs too*

You could borrow a pair from my collection.

Doc

[Rosco_Lover]

LoL, make sure its the sample ones without the key!

Collection? Now ya got my mind goin'! >=). Shame on YOU!

Dont get me started on my white tee contests!

[AlexJackson]

Hoses? T-shirts?? Handcuffs???
Wow! Now I know what Waylon meant about how you approach a girl in Hazzard!
Brian...I think we might be in trouble! *chuckles*

What do you think?? ;)

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

LoL, Not even gonna answer that one!

[Julieduke]

LoL, Not even gonna answer that one!
Somebody been listening to Dierks Bentley's "What Was I Thinking?" a little too much. I've never entered a wet t-shirt contest before, not because I couldn't I just wouldn't want to.

[Rosco_Lover]

Been in one. Gets a little crazy but after I got soaked some idiot shot beer on me. >_<

[deathangel_tori]

Ya know, if MaryAnne wore a dog collar, she'd be her own K9 unit. Bahahahah!!

Oh, and Tori? I look outrageously attractive in a dog collar. Try not to think about it.


Brian


oh i imagine you do, though i'd like to see you lose a bet to maryanne and have her lead ya around on one and yet in my mind that sounded innocent a sec ago, ferget i said anything. lol

[deathangel_tori]

Careful, Brian darling....Remember whose really yanks your leash from time to time,literally, or It might get yanked all the way to the vet's office.

And then you really will be begging.

Or you could be nice and get a treat, baby.

Doc

snip and clip, ouch!

[MaryAnne]

Well, it's become quite apparent that this thread has gone to the dogs....and gone a few other places. Like the gutter. :-o ROFL

[AlexJackson]

Hey MaryAnne--
Its gone to the dogs... cats...rats...and a few other places I can't mention in public...*chuckles*...But the question I have to ask is....Is your collar going to have a place for your badge? :D

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

Hey MaryAnne--
Its gone to the dogs... cats...rats...and a few other places I can't mention in public...*chuckles*...But the question I have to ask is....Is your collar going to have a place for your badge? :D

Alex

Maybe it'll have room for handcuffs, a spy camera, gun and other LE goodies.

[Brian Coltrane]

Maybe it'll have room for handcuffs, a spy camera, gun and other LE goodies.

Oh sure, and it'll also have blinking red and blue lights and a siren.

The only problem is, MaryAnne wouldn't be able to lift her head while wearing the thing.

[AlexJackson]

Brian--

How true unless shes got a head the size of a St. Bernard! *chuckles* I also had no idea that cops carried spy cameras! Did you?

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Careful, Brian darling....Remember whose really yanks your leash from time to time,literally, or It might get yanked all the way to the vet's office.

And then you really will be begging.

Or you could be nice and get a treat, baby.

Doc


Doc! I didn't realize you were back in town! I was just...uh...gettin' aquainted with a new member of our friendly community. Ya know, the usual warm welcome. Despite the dog collar jokes I can assure ya that there wasn't any petting.

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian--

How true unless shes got a head the size of a St. Bernard!



Alex, that's not a very flattering mental picture of MaryAnne. Are you trying to get yourself shot?

[pendragon1980]

Good thing, otherwise your warm welcome would get you into hot water indeed.

[AlexJackson]

Brian--

No I'm not trying to get myself shot! At least...not today! *laughs* And speaking of being in trouble, looks like both of us might be in hot water!

Gee, possibly in trouble with two fiesty females...poor us! :D

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Good thing, otherwise your warm welcome would get you into hot water indeed.

Yiii ! Yiii ! Yiii ! Yiii ! Keep that rolled-up newspaper away from me.

[pendragon1980]

I told you before, Brian, be nice to me and I'll be nice to you.

Be really nice to me and you'll defintaly get a treat.

Doc

[AlexJackson]

Can you swing a rolled up newspaper Doc? And what is your idea of a treat? Milkbones? Flea dip? Spiked collar? *chuckles*


Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/258166903.jpg

[pendragon1980]

Brian knows what kind of treats I like to dish out. (although the spiked collar is a good idea)

Although I am wondering now, if that "censored" response is fright or intrigue.

Doc

[AlexJackson]

Doc--
Going to take a shot in the dark here but... since I see no vapor trail or a black clad man running for the hills...seems to me Brian is interested...call me crazy but I dont think hes afraid...*chuckles*

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

Can you swing a rolled up newspaper Doc? And what is your idea of a treat? Milkbones? Flea dip? Spiked collar? *chuckles*


Alex


Maybe a visit from Jack... Doc is from the city too, she could have met him. <grin>

[Meadowmufn]

Maybe a visit from Jack... Doc is from the city too, she could have met him. <grin>

Daney, you don't know Jack. ROFL. :lol:

[pendragon1980]

Daney, you don't know Jack. ROFL. :lol:

Couldn't agree more.

[Meadowmufn]

7 1/2. LOL. I know someone probably won't finish theirs on time!

[AlexJackson]

Excellent post MeadowMufn...*giving a hearty applause* Say Doc, can I borrow that rolled up newspaper? :D

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian knows what kind of treats I like to dish out. (although the spiked collar is a good idea)

Although I am wondering now, if that "censored" response is fright or intrigue.

Doc


Maybe this answers that....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/258169877.jpg

[AlexJackson]

*Bursts out laughing!!* oh yeah Doc.. hes scared to death! Cant you tell? ;)

Alex

[pendragon1980]

Wonder what would happean if I rubbed his belly.

[Meadowmufn]

http://www.danellewilliams.com/sadie/sadie7.jpg

[Brian Coltrane]

Wonder what would happean if I rubbed his belly.


http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/258176506.jpg

[DaneyDuke]

Brian--

How true unless shes got a head the size of a St. Bernard! *chuckles* I also had no idea that cops carried spy cameras! Did you?

Alex

Yes if they are undercover cops, they could have a spy camera.

[AlexJackson]

Doc...

I think if you rub Brian's belly he'll wag his tail and kick his leg...*chuckles*

;) Dont all dogs do react like that when you rub their bellies?

Alex

[pendragon1980]

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/258176506.jpg

You really want to leave that response up to my rather wild imagination, my dear?

[Brian Coltrane]

Yes if they are undercover cops, they could have a spy camera.

A spy camera built into a dog collar, no less.

Have you been drinking anti-freeze again?

[Brian Coltrane]

You really want to leave that response up to my rather wild imagination, my dear?

Oh, hell yeah. And just try to imagine the happy little noises I'd make too.

:D


AHEM! Meanwhile, I'd better try and behave. Then again, I could blame this whole thread on Mufn, as the dog collar challenge was her idea.

[AlexJackson]

Brian---
Could be she got into a batch of shall we say... organic brownies...*chuckles*

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

*raises hand* My fault. I blame the painkillers I was on for my back. Khee!

[pendragon1980]

Oh, hell yeah. And just try to imagine the happy little noises I'd make too.


Little noises? Don't think you give me enough credit.



But we'll save the rest of this...discussion for next time we meet, Brian.

See you soon.

Doc

[DaneyDuke]

A spy camera built into a dog collar, no less.

Have you been drinking anti-freeze again?

Nah, wild amusement. I thought RoscoLover was a guy. The idea of a guy and girl fighting over you was really funny!

[AlexJackson]

Daney--

The avatar for RoscoLover is clearly a girl...Might I suggest you get your eyes checked...Or get a German Shepherd to be your seeing eye dog because your eyesight is baddddddddddd....

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Nah, wild amusement. I thought RoscoLover was a guy. The idea of a guy and girl fighting over you was really funny!

Have you not been paying attention? LOL.

Rosco_Lover thought *I* was a guy too, so I guess it don't matter much. LOL.

[AlexJackson]

Whoa!! The avatar changed!! LOL I guess Rosco's Aunt Tilly is now his Uncle after all!! ;)

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Little noises? Don't think you give me enough credit.




Well, c'mon, this is a family audience, I couldn't just type "breathy moans of passion."

[Meadowmufn]

Well, c'mon, this is a family audience, I couldn't just type "breathy moans of passion."

Umm, you just did.

[AlexJackson]

Brian---

I think this thread stopped being family related about 3 or 4 pages ago! *chuckles*

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Brian---

I think this thread stopped being family related about 3 or 4 pages ago! *chuckles*

Alex

Longer'n that. LOL. In fact, I think the whole concept was flawed if we're goin' for the family-friendly crowd. ROFL

[pendragon1980]

Well, c'mon, this is a family audience, I couldn't just type "breathy moans of passion."


That's more like it.

[Meadowmufn]

That's more like it.

*ahem* I think y'all need to get a room. LOL.

Lemme see if there are any vacancies in our private forums... Khee!

[Rosco_Lover]

Nah, wild amusement. I thought RoscoLover was a guy. The idea of a guy and girl fighting over you was really funny!


WELL I NEVER! I should slap you for thinking I was a guy. :evil:

[Rosco_Lover]

*ahem* I think y'all need to get a room. LOL.

Lemme see if there are any vacancies in our private forums... Khee!

HA! Mufn. dont make drag you in one fo those rooms.. lmao.

[Rosco_Lover]

Well, c'mon, this is a family audience, I couldn't just type "breathy moans of passion."


OMG, if Jimmie is reading this he is prolly thinking we are a bunch of perverts!

[Meadowmufn]

OMG, if Jimmie is reading this he is prolly thinking we are a bunch of perverts!

Actually, Jimmie'd probably fit right in here. :lol: You'd know that if you ever heard his story about the weasel farm. (inside joke)

[Rosco_Lover]

Never heard of it. Mind sharing. *Smirks evily*

[Rosco_Lover]

Thought i'd post this. ROFL!


http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/3517/capture136jc6.jpg

[Meadowmufn]

Never heard of it. Mind sharing. *Smirks evily*

What happens in Nashville, stays in Nashville.:D

[Rosco_Lover]

Pffft...

[Brian Coltrane]

WELL I NEVER! I should slap you for thinking I was a guy. :evil:


If you want to slap Daney, go right ahead! Beat my guest.

[AlexJackson]

If you want to slap Daney, go right ahead! Beat my guest.

RL---

Doc has a rolled up newspaper you can borrow! :D

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

RL---

Doc has a rolled up newspaper you can borrow! :D

Alex

A truncheon or cricket bat isn't available?


http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1156/4195311/8780262/258314600.jpg

[AlexJackson]

A truncheon or cricket bat isn't available?


http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1156/4195311/8780262/258314600.jpg


So youre suggesting that RoscoLover beat you with a billy club or a bat?

I guess we have to ask if MaryAnne has her police baton handy! If that'll make you happy Daney...*chuckles*

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

So youre suggesting that RoscoLover beat you with a billy club or a bat?

I guess we have to ask if MaryAnne has her police baton handy! If that'll make you happy Daney...*chuckles*

Alex

MaryAnne might get in trouble if her LE issued weapon was used by a citizen. And I wouldn't be happy if anyone got in trouble.

Besides people have thought Mufn and I were fellas, and we're not...
the items I mentioned were merely in a song by the man in the picture.

[AlexJackson]

MaryAnne might get in trouble if her LE issued weapon was used by a citizen. And I wouldn't be happy if anyone got in trouble.

Besides people have thought Mufn and I were fellas, and we're not...
the items I mentioned were merely in a song by the man in the picture.

Daney---
Oh Im sure the good Deputy can make an exception in your case...or if youre not happy with a billy club and are afraid of getting someone in trouble, how about a Louisville slugger instead? After all...one bat is just as good as another...Batter's up!!

*chuckles*

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

MaryAnne might get in trouble if her LE issued weapon was used by a citizen. And I wouldn't be happy if anyone got in trouble.

Besides people have thought Mufn and I were fellas, and we're not...
the items I mentioned were merely in a song by the man in the picture.

And might I ask what the $%^& any of this has to do with the dog collar challenge? (That's a rhetorical question. Please don't answer it.)

[MaryAnne]

After reading through six pages of all of this I have no idea how to respond to what. ROFL

Oh, I do not for the record have a head the size of a St. Bernard. Alex. Sheesh.

[AlexJackson]

MaryAnne---
Of course you dont... but all the things Daney mentioned piling on your collar, I simply meant youd have to have the head of a St Bernard to carry all that stuff! *Chuckles* And for that I do apologize...These past few pages have been rather nuts I know...between cat fights and baseball bats...

Just go ahead and respond to what you feel you safely can... which isnt a lot at this point! ;)

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

7 1/2. LOL. I know someone probably won't finish theirs on time!

Seven or more would be cool. 8-)

[MaryAnne]

MaryAnne---
Of course you dont... but all the things Daney mentioned piling on your collar, I simply meant youd have to have the head of a St Bernard to carry all that stuff! *Chuckles* And for that I do apologize...These past few pages have been rather nuts I know...between cat fights and baseball bats...

Just go ahead and respond to what you feel you safely can... which isnt a lot at this point! ;)

Alex

No, it's not.

Ya know, I went back and re-read the last six pages of this thread and....this was a clean thread at one point until Brian went and opened his mouth. Infact, if you don't watch it cousin, yer gonna end up with a choke chain and muzzle!

[Brian Coltrane]

No, it's not.

Ya know, I went back and re-read the last six pages of this thread and....this was a clean thread at one point until Brian went and opened his mouth. Infact, if you don't watch it cousin, yer gonna end up with a choke chain and muzzle!

Waaaaaait a minute, how is it that I end up in the dog house? I posted a perfectly innocent announcement that I was gonna write a story, and then everybody else sent this thang south. I can't help it if people around here don't know how to behave.

And besides, lemme ree-iterate that this is Mufn's fault anyway for coming up with the topic! Didja really think for a minute that "Dog Collar Challenge" wouldn't be an invitation to debauchery?

[MaryAnne]

Waaaaaait a minute, how is it that I end up in the dog house? I posted a perfectly innocent announcement that I was gonna write a story, and then everybody else sent this thang south. I can't help it if people around here don't know how to behave.

And besides, lemme ree-iterate that this is Mufn's fault anyway for coming up with the topic! Didja really think for a minute that "Dog Collar Challenge" wouldn't be an invitation to debauchery?


Awright, I'll admit things coulda gotten a little...a little risque I suppose, but you, dear cousin, are a documented rabble-rouser. You have a habit of taking minor chaos and inciting folks into massive chaos! And I usually come in with the pooper-scooper...er, rather come in and get everyone to settle back down.

I may have to take that choke chain and tie you to a peg in the yard.

[Brian Coltrane]

I may have to take that choke chain and tie you to a peg in the yard.


You sound like you could use a booster shot for distemper. What's next, MaryAnne, you gonna bite the mailman?

[AlexJackson]

Awright, I'll admit things coulda gotten a little...a little risque I suppose, but you, dear cousin, are a documented rabble-rouser. You have a habit of taking minor chaos and inciting folks into massive chaos! And I usually come in with the pooper-scooper...er, rather come in and get everyone to settle back down.

I may have to take that choke chain and tie you to a peg in the yard.

MaryAnne--

Us? Settle down?? Hmmmm you might have your work cut out for you there Deputy...*chuckles* Your cousin Brian isnt the only documented rabble-rouser in town! :D

Alex

[MaryAnne]

You sound like you could use a booster shot for distemper. What's next, MaryAnne, you gonna bite the mailman?

:-o

Nice. Keep this up and I'm gonna take your water bowl and ship you off to the pound.

And ain't that just gonna bite....

[Brian Coltrane]

:-o

Nice. Keep this up and I'm gonna take your water bowl and ship you off the pound.

And ain't that just gonna bite....


Well, it beats Doc's threat, she was going to take me to the vet to be neutered. Your deal's better.

But I'm kinda fond of that water bowl.

[AlexJackson]

:-o

Nice. Keep this up and I'm gonna take your water bowl and ship you off to the pound.

And ain't that just gonna bite....


Brian--

Uhoh! It might be too late for that distemper shot Brian. The two of you might end up staked out in the backyard...*chuckles*

Alex

[MaryAnne]

Well, it beats Doc's threat, she was going to take me to the vet to be neutered. Your deal's better.

But I'm kinda fond of that water bowl.

Well I could take you to the vet first before going to the pound ya know....

Either way, the water bowl will be forfeit.

[AlexJackson]

Well I could take you to the vet first before going to the pound ya know....

Either way, the water bowl will be forfeit.

MaryAnne--

If Brian goes to the pound, how many pounds of Milkbones will it take to get him out?

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Well I could take you to the vet first before going to the pound ya know....

Either way, the water bowl will be forfeit.


Awright, awright, I take back the remark about the distemper shot.

But hey, you can always stuff Alex into a dog crate. He likes it.

[AlexJackson]

Awright, awright, I take back the remark about the distemper shot.

But hey, you can always stuff Alex into a dog crate. He likes it.


Woof!! I mean...hey! Do I look like Lassie to you?

*thinks a moment* on second thought, dont answer that Brian!

[Meadowmufn]

Well, y'all gotta admit, this has been one of the more lively challenge threads in recent memory. Khee! If it gets any more risque, we might have to lock it away in the HazzardNet Red Light District. ROFL.

[Brian Coltrane]

Woof!! I mean...hey! Do I look like Lassie to you?

*thinks a moment* on second thought, dont answer that Brian!


Nah, Alex, you look more like a Yorkshire Terrier. See?

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/258385327.jpg

[Meadowmufn]

No comment..

http://www.hazzardnet.com/images/sam-ugliest-dog.jpg

[Brian Coltrane]

Mufn, how'd you get Daney's picture?

[AlexJackson]

Brian--

*chuckles* Long blond hair...I can see the resemblance...and Mufn, that is a great picture! How did you get Daney to hold still long enough for you to take it?

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Long blond hair...I can see the resemblance...

Dude, it was the red bow in the hair that really made the match.

[DaneyDuke]

*chuckles*Mufn, that is a great picture! How did you get Daney to hold still long enough for you to take it?

Alex

Mufn is magic... she can do anything she wants to do.

[Meadowmufn]

Mufn is magic... she can do anything she wants to do.

Watch me pull a rabbit... er, I guess this is the DOG collar challenge, so... watch me pull a dog out of this post!

http://www.hazzardnet.com/images/basset.jpg

[AlexJackson]

Brian---

Sorry I dont wear bows...*laughs*

And I had no idea Hnet was the home of magical mufns! :)

Now...for your next trick, make Daney disappear! ;)

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Brian---

Sorry I dont wear bows...*laughs*

And I had no idea Hnet was the home of magical mufns! :)

Now...for your next trick, make Daney disappear! ;)

Alex

Magical mufns, maybe. But no enchanted brownies, mmm kay?

[AlexJackson]

Magical mufns, maybe. But no enchanted brownies, mmm kay?

*laughs* I'm not in the enchanted brownie department and I'm not the one that makes them a regular part of my diet.

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

*laughs* I'm not in the enchanted brownie department and I'm not the one that makes them a regular part of my diet.

Alex

Is that a hint of what your story for this challenge is going to be? Has anyone turned one in yet?

[Val Strate]

Sorry I'm like waaaay behind here,but you could say I've been stuck in the pound myself lately and finally got busted out. When is the dog collar challenge due exactly?

Val

[Julieduke]

Actually, Jimmie'd probably fit right in here. :lol: You'd know that if you ever heard his story about the weasel farm. (inside joke)
I had see the reunion on the first season and how they got his attention with the picture in his hat. And he did the same trick to Catherine Bach to get her attention to got to watch to find out what he did.

[Brian Coltrane]

When is the dog collar challenge due exactly? Val


It's due the end of this month. As usual tho', we'll accept the stories after that. There's not a whole lot riding on this deadline, other than MaryAnne gets a perm and a poodle cut if nobody turns in a story.

[Meadowmufn]

It's due the end of this month. As usual tho', we'll accept the stories after that. There's not a whole lot riding on this deadline, other than MaryAnne gets a perm and a poodle cut if nobody turns in a story.

Didja forget Sadie's new collar? If we don't get 7 1/2 stories, she don't get a new one. And she sorely needs a new one. LOL.

[AlexJackson]

Didja forget Sadie's new collar? If we don't get 7 1/2 stories, she don't get a new one. And she sorely needs a new one. LOL.

So if you get more than 7 and half stories its dog collars all around? Dog collars for all? *chuckles*

Alex

[MaryAnne]

It's due the end of this month. As usual tho', we'll accept the stories after that. There's not a whole lot riding on this deadline, other than MaryAnne gets a perm and a poodle cut if nobody turns in a story.

Hmm....well, okay, but to keept things fair and even, Brian will have to wear this pink princess costume...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/HNet/dog-halloween-costumes-01.jpg

And he'll have to wear it for as long as it takes for me to grow out the perm and the poodle cut.

[AlexJackson]

Hmm....well, okay, but to keept things fair and even, Brian will have to wear this pink princess costume...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/HNet/dog-halloween-costumes-01.jpg

And he'll have to wear it for as long as it takes for me to grow out the perm and the poodle cut.

Oh Brian! *Wolf whistle* youre going to look great in that! *laughing* MaryAnne you do have great taste! ;)

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Oh Brian! *Wolf whistle* youre going to look great in that! *laughing* MaryAnne you do have great taste! ;)

Alex


DUDE! There's somethin' wrong with you, man, if you think: 1) I'd look good in it 2) it turns you on.

You sick puppy.

[Brian Coltrane]

Hmm....well, okay, but to keept things fair and even, Brian will have to wear this pink princess costume...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/HNet/dog-halloween-costumes-01.jpg

And he'll have to wear it for as long as it takes for me to grow out the perm and the poodle cut.


GAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I'd be my own Fairy Dogmother!

No no no no no no.

[AlexJackson]

DUDE! There's somethin' wrong with you, man, if you think: 1) I'd look good in it 2) it turns you on.

You sick puppy.

Brian--

Me? The sick puppy? Who's the one stuck looking like a canine ballerina? I do believe thats you! So who's calling the pot black here Mr. Kettle? *chuckles*

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian--

Me? The sick puppy? Who's the one stuck looking like a canine ballerina? I do believe thats you! So who's calling the pot black here Mr. Kettle? *chuckles*

Alex


Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you already had a costume just like this. Do you have the matching bra? Can I borrow it?

[AlexJackson]

Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you already had a costume just like this. Do you have the matching bra? Can I borrow it?

Brian--
I dont have a costume like that and no I dont wear a bra. Since your cousin is dressing you these days, I suggest you ask her. MaryAnne do you have a spare bra ol' Brian here can wear when he has to wear that costume? *laughs*

Alex

[MaryAnne]

Would you like a spade Alex? I can get one in pink for ya....

[AlexJackson]

Would you like a spade Alex? I can get one in pink for ya....

MaryAnne--
Kind of you to offer but I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass...Brian as the canine ballerina would be a tough act to follow...*laughs* Thanks but no thanks!

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Hmm....well, okay, but to keept things fair and even, Brian will have to wear this pink princess costume...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/HNet/dog-halloween-costumes-01.jpg

And he'll have to wear it for as long as it takes for me to grow out the perm and the poodle cut.

I just LOVE the tiara. It just pulls the whole outfit together.

[MaryAnne]

Brian--
I dont have a costume like that and no I dont wear a bra. Since your cousin is dressing you these days, I suggest you ask her. MaryAnne do you have a spare bra ol' Brian here can wear when he has to wear that costume? *laughs*

Alex

He didn't ask if you WORE the bra, only if you HAD the bra. Man, I dunno Alex...I'm startin' to wonder.

By the way, pink was never my color.

[AlexJackson]

He didn't ask if you WORE the bra, only if you HAD the bra. Man, I dunno Alex...I'm startin' to wonder.

By the way, pink was never my color.


MaryAnne--

Yes Im starting to wonder about you myself. Dressing up your cousin like that...*Tisk tisk* You Coltranes are a nutty bunch...;)

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

MaryAnne--

Yes Im starting to wonder about you myself. Dressing up your cousin like that...*Tisk tisk* You Coltranes are a nutty bunch...;)

Alex

Nutty? Perhaps. It's no wonder. Lookie here..

Coltrane
Col-trane

col [kol] Meteorology. the region of relatively low pressure between two anticyclones.

trane [treyn] also train.
-a line or procession of persons, vehicles, animals, etc., traveling together.

So, technically us Coltranes are mess-a folks travelin' through life together, surrounded by chaos. Sounds about right.

[AlexJackson]

Nutty? Perhaps. It's no wonder. Lookie here..

Coltrane
Col-trane

col [kol] Meteorology. the region of relatively low pressure between two anticyclones.

trane [treyn] also train.
-a line or procession of persons, vehicles, animals, etc., traveling together.

So, technically us Coltranes are mess-a folks travelin' through life together, surrounded by chaos. Sounds about right.

MeadowMufn--
Yes that does sound about right...*laughs* But on a more serious note, Coltranes are good people and I'm personally very fond of them, nutty or chaotic or....whatever! ;) *chuckles*

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

col [kol] Meteorology. the region of relatively low pressure between two anticyclones.

trane [treyn] also train.
-a line or procession of persons, vehicles, animals, etc., traveling together.




You've blinded me with science!

Now, can you explain why Alex is a fruit loop?

[Meadowmufn]

You've blinded me with science!

Now, can you explain why Alex is a fruit loop?

Alex is short for Alexander. Brandy Alexander is a cocktail made with crème de cacao with gin or brandy and sweet cream. Now, we all know that brandy is a spirit distilled from wine or from the fermented juice of grapes or of apples, peaches, plums, etc. You can deduce from this that brandy is fruity. And if you drink enough of it, it will make you loopy. Thus, Alex is a fruit loop. Khee!

[Brian Coltrane]

Well, that explains the little paper umbrella he tucks behind one ear.

[Meadowmufn]

Well, that explains the little paper umbrella he tucks behind one ear.

Not to mention the slurred speech.

[Brian Coltrane]

Maybe we should chip in and get Alex a nice set of cocktail napkins, eh? He could put one under himself every time he's about to sit down.

[Meadowmufn]

Maybe we should chip in and get Alex a nice set of cocktail napkins, eh? He could put one under himself every time he's about to sit down.

Or one of these!

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EPWFWSE3L._SS400_.jpg

I like my cocktails stirred, not shaken. Khee!

[Brian Coltrane]

Anything to keep him busy. We shouldn't be pickin' on him, tho', when he's not here to defend himself.

Ya know, all this time I spend pitching rocks on the forums, I could be using to work on the challenge story.

Wanna pick on MaryAnne too since she's not around either?

[Meadowmufn]

Anything to keep him busy. We shouldn't be pickin' on him, tho', when he's not here to defend himself.

Ya know, all this time I spend pitching rocks on the forums, I could be using to work on the challenge story.

Wanna pick on MaryAnne too since she's not around either?

Sure! I have more rocks in my backyard than I know what to do with. I'd love to get rid of 'em. *pitch*

[Brian Coltrane]

Good! Ya see, I was thinking that to make this challenge interesting, we should find a way to give MaryAnne a hard time if we don't get in any stories. So I was teasing her about the perm and poodle cut, but then she suggested a rather distressing costume for me in retailiation.

But if the upping of ante came from you, Mufn, MaryAnne couldn't object. Rank around here being what it is.

MaryAnne and I have challenged each other back and forth before. This time, you threw out the challenge, but nobody's really on the hook for it. (Tho' your dog Sadie wants her new collar, of course) I think with just over 2 weeks left we need to give MaryAnne some performance incentive.

What say, if we don't get in enough stories, we replace her with a balloon animal.

[Meadowmufn]

Good! Ya see, I was thinking that to make this challenge interesting, we should find a way to give MaryAnne a hard time if we don't get in any stories. So I was teasing her about the perm and poodle cut, but then she suggested a rather distressing costume for me in retailiation.

But if the upping of ante came from you, Mufn, MaryAnne couldn't object. Rank around here being what it is.

MaryAnne and I have challenged each other back and forth before. This time, you threw out the challenge, but nobody's really on the hook for it. (Tho' your dog Sadie wants her new collar, of course) I think with just over 2 weeks left we need to give MaryAnne some performance incentive.

What say, if we don't get in enough stories, we replace her with a balloon animal.

There's a small problem with that, Brian. Umm, where are we gonna pin the Deputy badge?

[Brian Coltrane]

There's a small problem with that, Brian. Umm, where are we gonna pin the Deputy badge?

Hmm...yeah, that's liable to make a hellacious pop, ain't it. *POW!*

We could always put a little star-sticker on it. That would do. We could even put a small collar around it, with MaryAnne's name embroidered on it.

[Meadowmufn]

Hmm...yeah, that's liable to make a hellacious pop, ain't it. *POW!*

We could always put a little star-sticker on it. That would do. We could even put a small collar around it, with MaryAnne's name embroidered on it.

Ooh! And a little holster with a cap gun! You think a hat would be too much?

[Brian Coltrane]

Ooh! And a little holster with a cap gun! You think a hat would be too much?

Nah, that'd be fine, so long as it was a teeny lil' hat. You could sit the little critter on the desk in front of MaryAnne's computer and nobody'd be the wiser.

[AlexJackson]

MaryAnne--

Well looks like you and I have been the victim of a double attack! See what happens when Brian and Mufn are left unattended? *tisk tisk* What ever are we to do about this? Maybe it is time to up the ante...how about both Mufn and Brian have to get perms and poodle cuts, wearing the canine costumes, while drinking brandy Alexander and sitting on a Sit-N-Spin while both of them are replaced by balloon animals?

*chuckles* What do you think? Too much? ;)

Alex

[MaryAnne]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Y'all wanna have it that if nobody turns in a story I get replaced by a balloon animal? I just had my badge on the line in the last challenge! Man, you two are so full of hot air....

I say if the nobody turns in a story the entire HNet staff is replaced by balloon animals. Then nobody would be none the wiser!

[deathangel_tori]

Hmm....well, okay, but to keept things fair and even, Brian will have to wear this pink princess costume...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/HNet/dog-halloween-costumes-01.jpg

And he'll have to wear it for as long as it takes for me to grow out the perm and the poodle cut.

oh my! Bri, somehow I think this could be a good new look for you, pink, black it really isn't much of a stretch :lol:

[Julieduke]

My screenname is Julieduke which also happens to be my character is alot of my round robin. And my email address is bndgirl75@yahoo.com short bondgirl as in James Bond I wonder what the Dukes and the Coltranes would do if James Bond came through Hazzard. Hmm.

[AlexJackson]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Y'all wanna have it that if nobody turns in a story I get replaced by a balloon animal? I just had my badge on the line in the last challenge! Man, you two are so full of hot air....

I say if the nobody turns in a story the entire HNet staff is replaced by balloon animals. Then nobody would be none the wiser!

MaryAnne--

So if no one turns in a story, the Moderators 3 become those balloon animals that clowns blow up? Might I recommend that Brian get a poodle, since hes already in that costume? *laughs* And youre right, hot air does seem to be another Coltrane trait so balloon animal replacements would work! Youre right, who would be able to tell the difference? ;) :D

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Alex, we'll go a step better. We'll replace some of our community memebers with balloon animals. Take a look at your new avatar! I'll fix your profile later.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/258967408.jpg

[Brian Coltrane]

Almost forgot! Alex, as a bonus, I'll throw in this WAV file as your new signature.


http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/toys/toyofthemonth/squeakypig.wav

[AlexJackson]

Alex, we'll go a step better. We'll replace some of our community memebers with balloon animals. Take a look at your new avatar! I'll fix your profile later.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/258967408.jpg

Brian---

*Bursts out laughing* Allow me to return the favor! Ive taken the liberty of having a Coltrane family portrait done!

http://www.allaboutentertainmentinc.com/Working/images/basic%20balloons.jpg

Such a good looking family! ;)

Alex

[AlexJackson]

Almost forgot! Alex, as a bonus, I'll throw in this WAV file as your new signature.


http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/toys/toyofthemonth/squeakypig.wav

Brian---
Now I've heard the expression, squeal like a pig but don't you think this is taking it a bit far? Sounds like the same squeak noise that's available in the Hnet chat rooms! *chuckles*

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian---
Sounds like the same squeak noise that's available in the Hnet chat rooms!



Oh, the chat room squeaky noise is called "Daney."

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian---

*Bursts out laughing* Allow me to return the favor! Ive taken the liberty of having a Coltrane family portrait done!

http://www.allaboutentertainmentinc.com/Working/images/basic%20balloons.jpg




Alex, I'd say this sums up that:

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/movies/smokey/lackrespect.mp3

[AlexJackson]

Oh, the chat room squeaky noise is called "Daney."

Brian--

That's odd, I could have sworn the guinea-pig noise was called Daney.

Hmmmmm...my mistake! *chuckles*

Alex

[AlexJackson]

Alex, I'd say this sums up that:

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/movies/smokey/lackrespect.mp3

Brian--

Hey thats Buford T. Justice! *laughs* Are you saying my family portrait shows a lack of respect for the law? :D

If I have a lack of respect for the law, does that mean your cousin MaryAnne is going to slap the cuffs on me and throw me in jail? :D

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian--

If I have a lack of respect for the law, does that mean your cousin MaryAnne is going to slap the cuffs on me and throw me in jail? :D

Alex


Well, that would be a dream come true for ya, wouldn't it Alex?

[AlexJackson]

Well, that would be a dream come true for ya, wouldn't it Alex?

Brian--

Umm... well......maybe not the going to jail part.. *ahem* Is it too late for me to plead the 5th?

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Brian--

Umm... well......maybe not the going to jail part.. *ahem* Is it too late for me to plead the 5th?

Alex

Well, considerin' how juvenile this thread has been so far, this can't hurt none...:roll:

MaryAnne and Alex, sittin' in a tree...

LOL! :D

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian--

Umm... well......maybe not the going to jail part.. *ahem* Is it too late for me to plead the 5th?

Alex


Alex, she won't take you to jail. She'll just shoot ya.

If yer lucky.

[Brian Coltrane]

MaryAnne and Alex, sittin' in a tree...

LOL! :D


GAH!! Well, for once I ain't the one in the most trouble here. I will NOT be hangin' around when MaryAnne sees that one.

Alex, I'm gonna miss ya, ol' buddy.

[AlexJackson]

Alex, she won't take you to jail. She'll just shoot ya.

If yer lucky.

Brian--

Shoot me?? Ive got a bullet proof vest? Will that help???

AHH!!!

Alex

[AlexJackson]

GAH!! Well, for once I ain't the one in the most trouble here. I will NOT be hangin' around when MaryAnne sees that one.

Alex, I'm gonna miss ya, ol' buddy.


Oh thanks a lot Brian! That makes me much better! Quick! I need a place to hide?? Can you help me hide Brian?? Ol' Buddy? oh Pal?? Oh Lord of the Outlaws???


Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Brian--

Shoot me?? Ive got a bullet proof vest? Will that help???

AHH!!!

Alex

Not if she aims for your head...

[AlexJackson]

Not if she aims for your head...

MeadowMufn--

Do they make bulletproof helmets???


Alex

[Meadowmufn]

MeadowMufn--

Do they make bulletproof helmets???


Alex

Big enough for your head? I don't know. :lol:

[AlexJackson]

Big enough for your head? I don't know. :lol:

MeadowMufn--

*blows raspberry* :-P

[Meadowmufn]

MeadowMufn--

*blows raspberry* :-P

*wipes face off* Thanks, but I already took a shower today.

[Rosco_Lover]

I think im glad I missed most of this. I'd prolly already be in a dog cage.

[AlexJackson]

*wipes face off* Thanks, but I already took a shower today.

*Bursts out laughing*

So you're a clean and fresh muffin?? :D

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Ew, Alex.

[AlexJackson]

Ew, Alex.

RoscoLover--

In the baked good sense *chuckles* and just what were you thinking I meant? ;)

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Not even gonna say. My lips are sealed!

[Brian Coltrane]

I think im glad I missed most of this. I'd prolly already be in a dog cage.

I'd letcha out to play. :D

[Rosco_Lover]

I'd stay in the cage. You might give me rabies!!

[MaryAnne]

Well, considerin' how juvenile this thread has been so far, this can't hurt none...:roll:

MaryAnne and Alex, sittin' in a tree...

LOL! :D

*bronx cheer* I don't sit in trees with jailbirds. And with the way this thread is going Alex may end up branch manager...

HA! I kill me. ROFLMAO

[MaryAnne]

I'd stay in the cage. You might give me rabies!!

Aw, Brian's harmless.

Alex is the one ya gotta worry about. He wants to be handcuffed and taken to jail. If that's not rabid I don't know what is.

[Rosco_Lover]

Aw, Brian's harmless.

Alex is the one ya gotta worry about. He wants to be handcuffed and taken to jail. If that's not rabid I don't know what is.


Arrest him then! >=)

[AlexJackson]

Aw, Brian's harmless.

Alex is the one ya gotta worry about. He wants to be handcuffed and taken to jail. If that's not rabid I don't know what is.


MaryAnne--
No I said I didnt want to go to the jail but the handcuff part...It all depends on who's got the cuffs...:D Say MaryAnne, where are your cuffs?

*chuckles*

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

I'd stay in the cage. You might give me rabies!!

Aw, I don't bite. Very hard. ;)

[Rosco_Lover]

There on her gunbelt. Like mine is. So get ya mine out of the gutter!

[Rosco_Lover]

Aw, I don't bite. Very hard. ;)


Heh, I like hard bites! Ohh! Ohh! I naughty'd!

[AlexJackson]

There on her gunbelt. Like mine is. So get ya mine out of the gutter!

Who?? Me?? I'm perfectly innocent! :D

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Heh, I like hard bites! Ohh! Ohh! I naughty'd!

BABY!!! So do I!!

Oops, now I naughty'd too. Shame on us. *GRIN*

[Rosco_Lover]

Heh, I like hard bites! Ohh! Ohh! I naughty'd!


Yeah, and my aunt had a sex change is now is my uncle. *Spits*

[AlexJackson]

Yeah, and my aunt had a sex change is now is my uncle. *Spits*

RL--

Who is this comment aimed at, me? Or Brian the Biter...*chuckles*

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Yeah, and my aunt had a sex change is now is my uncle. *Spits*

Then...yer you're own grandmother! Whatevah. Are you wearing that black collar these days?

[Rosco_Lover]

BABY!!! So do I!!

Oops, now I naughty'd too. Shame on us. *GRIN*


ROFL! Mufn' is gonna kill us! This topic is like a pervert channel. LMAO!

[Rosco_Lover]

Then...yer you're own grandmother! Whatevah. Are you wearing that black collar these days?


Nope, rebel flag edition collar. Says "Sey Sheriff" On it. =P

[Rosco_Lover]

RL--

Who is this comment aimed at, me? Or Brian the Biter...*chuckles*

Alex

You, Dipstick!

[AlexJackson]

Nope, rebel flag edition collar. Says "Sey Sheriff" On it. =P


So RL youre a lady Sheriff or what? *chuckles*

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Nope, rebel flag edition collar. Says "Sey Sheriff" On it. =P

Ah, so you turned over a new leash.

Oh, and Alex? Don't you have somewhere else to be? Like... a private island somewhere?

[AlexJackson]

Ah, so you turned over a new leash.

Oh, and Alex? Don't you have somewhere else to be? Like... a private island somewhere?


Brian---

I dont know...it all depends if your cousin MaryAnne is going to shoot me or not! *chuckles*
Or if another lady law enforcement officer is also armed...
Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

So RL youre a lady Sheriff or what? *chuckles*

Alex

Sure am! and I could tan yer hide! *Gives mean rosco look*

[Meadowmufn]

ROFL! Mufn' is gonna kill us! This topic is like a pervert channel. LMAO!

Lemme get this straight. Yer sayin' that the person who started this perverted sideshow in the first place, namely me, is somehow going to be mad at all the innuendo and double entendres posted by everyone else? LOL. That's actually pretty amusing...

[Brian Coltrane]

Sure am! and I could tan yer hide! *Gives mean rosco look*

YEEEHAAAAW! Alex, I think you'd better just slide on outta town before MaryAnne catches ya. I'll handle things here.

[Rosco_Lover]

Brian---

I dont know...it all depends if your cousin MaryAnne is going to shoot me or not! *chuckles*

Alex

Wouldnt you be doin' the shootin' though? WHOOP!:lol:

[Rosco_Lover]

Lemme get this straight. Yer sayin' that the person who started this perverted sideshow in the first place, namely me, is somehow going to be mad at all the innuendo and double entendres posted by everyone else? LOL. That's actually pretty amusing...


ROFL, I have no idea!

[AlexJackson]

Wouldnt you be doin' the shootin' though? WHOOP!:lol:

Who me?? Shoot anyone?? Oh no! Not me... and who is the one with a tanned hide RL, me or Brian? *chuckles* You need to be clearer about who youre threatening to tan! ;)

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Who me?? Shoot anyone?? Oh no! Not me... and who is the one with a tanned hide RL, me or Brian? *chuckles* You need to be clearer about who youre threatening to tan! ;)

Alex

You idgit!

[Brian Coltrane]

Who me?? Shoot anyone?? Oh no! Not me... and who is the one with a tanned hide RL, me or Brian? *chuckles* You need to be clearer about who youre threatening to tan! ;)

Alex


She was threatening you, man, but I know a good deal when I see one.

[Rosco_Lover]

He's blonde he cant help it. =P

[AlexJackson]

You idgit!

RL--

I'm an idgit? *Chuckles* and according to Brian I'm the one youre threatening to tan...Gee what did I do? I'm perfectly innocent! :D

Alex

[AlexJackson]

He's blonde he cant help it. =P


Very good... you have good eyesight RL! *applauds* Congratulations! :)

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Pffft, your just begging for it. Not gonna do it now.

[Rosco_Lover]

Very good... you have good eyesight RL! *applauds* Congratulations! :)

Alex

Smart aleck.

[AlexJackson]

Pffft, your just begging for it. Not gonna do it now.

Begging for it? *Chuckles* So much for your good eyesight!

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

If you were worth looking at.

[AlexJackson]

If you were worth looking at.

OOOOO someone is cranky tonight! *chuckles* Brian you said you know a good deal with you see it.. by all means! You can let Ye Olde Towne Female Sheriff threaten you!

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Wouldnt threaten Brian. He is a Coltrane.

[AlexJackson]

Wouldnt threaten Brian. He is a Coltrane.

Kin...blood is thicker than water, how true! And besides RL, theres only one female law enforcement officer that can intimidate me and make me skip town fast... and its not you! *chuckles*

Alex

[MaryAnne]

My cuffs aren't on my gun belt, Alex....

They're on your wrists...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/Miscellaneous/cuffed.jpg


BUSTED!!

[AlexJackson]

My cuffs aren't on my gun belt, Alex....

They're on your wrists...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/MaryAnneColtrane/Miscellaneous/cuffed.jpg


BUSTED!!

See...this is who I was referring to! And now I'm under arrest...The right to remain silent huh? Well hows this?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont I get a phone call???

HELP!!!!

[Rosco_Lover]

Kin...blood is thicker than water, how true! And besides RL, theres only one female law enforcement officer that can intimidate me and make me skip town fast... and its not you! *chuckles*

Alex

Oh, really? *Snickers*

I wonder what would happen is I did this... *Knee's him in the nuts and the kicks him in the face, knocking him back, getting her pistol out and spins the barrel, making it stop on a loaded bullet, cocking the gun, shooting it between his legs, missing a certain area* Don't mess with me son.... Your life might end to soon. *Chuckles* Not kiddin' either.

[Brian Coltrane]

I wouldn't do that, as he ain't yours to mess with at the moment. I think MaryAnne would take ex-ception.

[Meadowmufn]

Oh, really? *Snickers*

I wonder what would happen is I did this... *Knee's him in the nuts and the kicks him in the face, knocking him back, getting her pistol out and spins the barrel, making it stop on a loaded bullet, cocking the gun, shooting it between his legs, missing a certain area* Don't mess with me son.... Your life might end to soon. *Chuckles* Not kiddin' either.

Allllllllllllllllllright now, innuendo is one thang, but there ain't gonna be no violence between members on my forums... specially by no greenhorn that ain't been 'round here for more than a month. Tone it down or we'll really have to start slappin' the cuffs on folks. I'm talkin' forum warnin's and infractions.

[Brian Coltrane]

On the other hand, I'm free tonight.

[Rosco_Lover]

Allllllllllllllllllright now, innuendo is one thang, but there ain't gonna be no violence between members on my forums... specially by no greenhorn that ain't been 'round here for more than a month. Tone it down or we'll really have to start slappin' the cuffs on folks. I'm talkin' forum warnin's and infractions.


Well, Alex started it!

[Meadowmufn]

On the other hand, I'm free tonight.

Who was that directed at? LOL.

[Brian Coltrane]

Who was that directed at? LOL.

RL, but I didn't realize you were standin' so close. 'Scuze me.

[Meadowmufn]

Well, Alex started it!

Why do I feel like I'm babysittin' a buncha delinquents?

"If y'all don't settle down, I'm gonna pull this car over and GIVE you somethin' to be sorry for."

LOL.

[Rosco_Lover]

Why do I feel like I'm babysittin' a buncha delinquents?

"If y'all don't settle down, I'm gonna pull this car over and GIVE you somethin' to be sorry for."

LOL.


I think i've heard that before. Imma be quiet now.

[Rosco_Lover]

RL, but I didn't realize you were standin' so close. 'Scuze me.

ROFLMAO!