Dog Collar Challenge

[AlexJackson]

All we need now are the girls in skimpy outfits holding up the cards announcin' what round it is. Then again, that might distract Brian and Alex from the task at hand...


Girls in skimpy outfits?? Like...bikinis?? :-P Where?? *looking around*

[AlexJackson]

If one of 'em was MaryAnne, that'd definately distract Alex.

*thin smile curves up corners of mouth* Great idea, ain't it?

D-Did you say MaryAnne?? In a skimpy outfit?? :-o

[deathangel_tori]

I've got to thank you two, with the testosterone ya been flinging about, I was able to complete my submission. Though for the record, I'd pick Brian in a fight any day.

[countrygirl1986]

Whoo wee Tori, you's right, there is a lot of testosterone over here. *Pops chip in mouth* So you finished your story too? Kewl.

You know, if those two weren't so busy flinging they's hormones ever'where, they'd probably be done with their stories too? Personally, I'm not gonna complain, and I don't think any of the others are gonna either cause we all gettin' a free show.

If MaryAnne walked out in a skimpy outift right now holding a sign, it would give Brian a huge advantage, even if Alex does end up drooling all over the floor again. I doubt the poor guy could even pay attention to anything but.. I'd laugh myself silly. *Takes sip of rootbeer waiting for intermission to end*

[deathangel_tori]

Whoo wee Tori, you's right, there is a lot of testosterone over here. *Pops chip in mouth* So you finished your story too? Kewl.

You know, if those two weren't so busy flinging they's hormones ever'where, they'd probably be done with their stories too? Personally, I'm not gonna complain, and I don't think any of the others are gonna either cause we all gettin' a free show.

If MaryAnne walked out in a skimpy outift right now holding a sign, it would give Brian a huge advantage, even if Alex does end up drooling all over the floor again. I doubt the poor guy could even pay attention to anything but.. I'd laugh myself silly. *Takes sip of rootbeer waiting for intermission to end*


one prob with that would be there would be so much drool, that someone might fall and kill theselves. what then? i'm not cleaning up the mess :P

[countrygirl1986]

I'm sure that would hurt... but it still doesn't look like the old drool spot got cleaned up yet either. Wait, aren't they trying to hurt each other anyway? Being's that the case what harm would a little more drool do?

[DaneyDuke]

Well, I reckon that about covers the bets, though anybody is free to get in on them at any time.

<silently considers the contest might end in a draw between the fellas.>

[Brian Coltrane]

D-Did you say MaryAnne?? In a skimpy outfit?? :-o

Yes, Alex. Imagine MaryAnne in a string bikini. And wearing a dog collar. And wearing her gunbelt low, hanging off those slender, athletic hips, handcuffs dangling along one bare, shapely thigh. She smiles at you...

[AlexJackson]

Yes, Alex. Imagine MaryAnne in a string bikini. And wearing a dog collar. And wearing her gunbelt low, hanging off those slender, athletic hips, handcuffs dangling along one bare, shapely thigh. She smiles at you...


:-o *mouth dropping open...*

[MaryAnne]

Yes, Alex. Imagine MaryAnne in a string bikini. And wearing a dog collar. And wearing her gunbelt low, hanging off those slender, athletic hips, handcuffs dangling along one bare, shapely thigh. She smiles at you...

:-o *mouth dropping open...*


Isn't imagination wonderful? Obviously Alex thinks so....

[Rosco_Lover]

Isn't imagination wonderful? Obviously Alex thinks so....

LOL!

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Yes, Alex. Imagine MaryAnne in a string bikini. And wearing a dog collar. And wearing her gunbelt low, hanging off those slender, athletic hips, handcuffs dangling along one bare, shapely thigh. She smiles at you...


LMAO...

I think that image blinded me.

[countrygirl1986]

*whispers to MaryAnne, Mufn, and BL* Ya know... I think Brian's winning and he's not even laying a hand on Alex right now!

[AlexJackson]

Isn't imagination wonderful? Obviously Alex thinks so....

*blinks a moment shaking head like a dog and rubbing eyes* ha! Nice try Brian...Dont look at me MaryAnne your cousin is the one talking about you in a bikini! *chuckles* Though I must admit, it is a lovely image...;)

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

:-o *mouth dropping open...*

Yeah, Alex....MaryAnne in that string bikini, wearing a low-slung gunbelt, dangling those handcuffs, and wearing a big, warm smile. And havin' been sunning herself in that string bikini, she's got a sheen of suntan lotion covering every inch of her body. Her skin is soft, supple...and her nearly-nude, athletic body shows the flex of lean muscle as she walks. Her sleek, tan legs glisten in the sunlight...and she walks towards you in those high-heeled sandals she's wearing...her lips whisper your name...

[lost_sheep3]

Oh boy...Alex is a goner

[MaryAnne]

*listens to cousin and takes out ticket book to take notes*

[AlexJackson]

Yeah, Alex....MaryAnne in that string bikini, wearing a low-slung gunbelt, dangling those handcuffs, and wearing a big, warm smile. And havin' been sunning herself in that string bikini, she's got a sheen of suntan lotion covering every inch of her body. Her skin is soft, supple...and her nearly-nude, athletic body shows the flex of lean muscle as she walks. Her sleek, tan legs glisten in the sunlight...and she walks towards you in those high-heeled sandals she's wearing...her lips whisper your name...


:-o *dark eyes widen again then seem to get bigger with every detail...swallows hard, throat suddenly dry, imagination working overtime...* Whoa......*whispers*

[Brian Coltrane]

:-o *dark eyes widen again then seem to get bigger with every detail...swallows hard, throat suddenly dry, imagination working overtime...* Whoa......*whispers*

*grins wickedly, then lunges at Alex and plows him over, knocking him backwards, taking him by surprise during his distracted state. With a snarl, pins Alex and puts teeth over his throat, growling a clear threat* GRRRRRRRR!!

[AlexJackson]

*grins wickedly, then lunges at Alex and plows him over, knocking him backwards, taking him by surprise during his distracted state. With a snarl, pins Alex and puts teeth over his throat, growling a clear threat* GRRRRRRRR!!


*gasps, losing air as gets slammed back into the ground with the sudden takedown...the weight of the dark haired man on top...the teeth around the throat...hands move to the leather covered shoulders.. wanting to push off but know that the motion could sink teeth further into the throat...right hand moves and grabs Brian by the ear, grips it and gives a strong twist, twisting the shell of the ear hard...when the pain makes the jaws loosen around the throat. shoves the black clad man off and hands moving to the throat, feeling the teeth indentations then quickly gets to feet*

[Brian Coltrane]

*yelps with the ear twist, letting go and springing up. Still grinning, wipes mouth with back of hand* Eeeeyuck. Whatevah after-shave yer usin', it tastes terrible." *paces around Alex, ready to attack again, looking determined to finish him....er, it....*

[AlexJackson]

*yelps with the ear twist, letting go and springing up. Still grinning, wipes mouth with back of hand* Eeeeyuck. Whatevah after-shave yer usin', it tastes terrible." *paces around Alex, ready to attack again, looking determined to finish him....er, it....*


Its not supposed to be tasted Brian...*rubbing at throat a moment watching Brian walk back and forth.. readying self for anything...*

[MaryAnne]

*as the fight began to escalate, quietly slips away from the crowd and returns a few minutes later dressed NOT in a string bikini but a dark blue one piece bathing suit, cut high on the sides and with a plunging neckline that's enough to be distracting. Still wears deputy hat and gun belt, slung low. Walks by the two fighting men in high heeled sandals and gives a casual smile, like it was all normal*

Hi Alex!

[Brian Coltrane]

*prepares to attack Alex again, ready to clean his clock, but then cousin's casual, bathing suit stroll causes a full stop and a double-take* Holy @#%*.....

[AlexJackson]

*as the fight began to escalate, quietly slips away from the crowd and returns a few minutes later dressed NOT in a string bikini but a dark blue one piece bathing suit, cut high on the sides and with a plunging neckline that's enough to be distracting. Still wears deputy hat and gun belt, slung low. Walks by the two fighting men in high heeled sandals and gives a casual smile, like it was all normal*

Hi Alex!


*head turns seeing the Deputy and mouth drops open....* oh my Lord...*whispers, eyes no longer on Brian but on the Deputy in her bathing suit, hat and gun belt...hears the greeting and nods slowly...*
H-Hi... M-MaryAnne....*swallows hard*

[MaryAnne]

*head turns seeing the Deputy and mouth drops open....* oh my Lord...*whispers, eyes no longer on Brian but on the Deputy in her bathing suit, hat and gun belt...hears the greeting and nods slowly...*
H-Hi... M-MaryAnne....*swallows hard*

Yeah hi there. *grins, standing with one hand on hip, in a casual but effective pose with weight on one leg with the other turned in such a way to show the shape well* Sorry I don't have a string bikini. But I gotta admit this lil' number did the trick. Khee! Now before y'all bite each other's ears and noses off and leave a bigger mess than just the drool we've had so far, why don't you all call it a draw and we'll see if our betters wanna pool the money toward some good use, eh? Sound like a fair deal?

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Yeah, Alex....MaryAnne in that string bikini, wearing a low-slung gunbelt, dangling those handcuffs, and wearing a big, warm smile. And havin' been sunning herself in that string bikini, she's got a sheen of suntan lotion covering every inch of her body. Her skin is soft, supple...and her nearly-nude, athletic body shows the flex of lean muscle as she walks. Her sleek, tan legs glisten in the sunlight...and she walks towards you in those high-heeled sandals she's wearing...her lips whisper your name...


You forgot to mention her laying in the sand by the ocean and letting the water run over her body, it dripping off her tan skin and chest.

[AlexJackson]

Yeah hi there. *grins, standing with one hand on hip, in a casual but effective pose with weight on one leg with the other turned in such a way to show the shape well* Sorry I don't have a string bikini. But I gotta admit this lil' number did the trick. Khee! Now before y'all bite each other's ears and noses off and leave a bigger mess than just the drool we've had so far, why don't you all call it a draw and we'll see if our betters wanna pool the money toward some good use, eh? Sound like a fair deal?

*eyes taking in the sight of the Deputy in her bathing suit...rivited to the beautiful shapely form in healthy appreciation...hearing her words and giving a nod...* Oh youve definitely got my attention...*finally gaze shifts to Brian...waiting to hear his answer...*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

*as the fight began to escalate, quietly slips away from the crowd and returns a few minutes later dressed NOT in a string bikini but a dark blue one piece bathing suit, cut high on the sides and with a plunging neckline that's enough to be distracting. Still wears deputy hat and gun belt, slung low. Walks by the two fighting men in high heeled sandals and gives a casual smile, like it was all normal*

Hi Alex!


You forgot the BADGE!

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Nothin' like a woman to loosen' a man's tongue.

[Brian Coltrane]

Yeah hi there. *grins, standing with one hand on hip, in a casual but effective pose with weight on one leg with the other turned in such a way to show the shape well* Sorry I don't have a string bikini. But I gotta admit this lil' number did the trick. Khee! Now before y'all bite each other's ears and noses off and leave a bigger mess than just the drool we've had so far, why don't you all call it a draw and we'll see if our betters wanna pool the money toward some good use, eh? Sound like a fair deal?


*stares at scantily-clad cousin for another moment, still surprised and distracted. Finally, reaches up and slaps own face, moving gaze from the cleavage-baring bathing suit* Ow! Ahem. Yeah....well, MaryAnne, if you don't want me to hurt this moon-eyed fool, we can call it even.

*turns to Alex* Looks like you were saved by the long legs o' the law.

[AlexJackson]

*stares at scantily-clad cousin for another moment, still surprised and distracted. Finally, reaches up and slaps own face, moving gaze from the cleavage-baring bathing suit* Ow! Ahem. Yeah....well, MaryAnne, if you don't want me to hurt this moon-eyed fool, we can call it even.

*turns to Alex* Looks like you were saved by the long legs o' the law.


*hearing Brian's answer and smiles...* Oh I think she saved us both from hurting each other Brian...Definitely one of the most effective ways I've ever been distracted...*chuckles*

[MaryAnne]

You forgot the BADGE!

*points to badge pinned strategically to top left halter of the bathing suit, just above the bust.* No, I didn't. But I don't reckon anybody bothered to look there.

[MaryAnne]

*hearing Brian's answer and smiles...* Oh I think she saved us both from hurting each other Brian...Definitely one of the most effective ways I've ever been distracted...*chuckles*

Yeah, if Daisy can use the same trick to distract Cletus, I figured to try the same thing. Khee! It would look as tho' my work here is done. :deputy:

*walks over to the two men, pausing to give Brian's jacket a cousinly straightening tug and then turns to Alex, fixing his collar and smoothing out his shirt* Now, if you two can behave for a bit, I'm going to go change back into a more appropriate uniform. Then we'll return to shenanigans as usual.... *gives a smile before turning and walking away*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

*points to badge pinned strategically to top left halter of the bathing suit, just above the bust.* No, I didn't. But I don't reckon anybody bothered to look there.


Well, I sure aint LOOKIN' there not with me your cousin and all.

[Brian Coltrane]

Yeah, if Daisy can use the same trick to distract Cletus, I figured to try the same thing. Khee! It would look as tho' my work here is done. :deputy:

*walks over to the two men, pausing to give Brian's jacket a cousinly straightening tug and then turns to Alex, fixing his collar and smoothing out his shirt* Now, if you two can behave for a bit, I'm going to go change back into a more appropriate uniform. Then we'll return to shenanigans as usual.... *gives a smile before turning and walking away*


*grins back at MaryAnne and watches her saunter away, admiring her tactics. Looks over to Alex* Well, Alex...we'd better cease and dee-sist. MaryAnne's made a rather compellin' arguement against our brawl.

*pauses, then adds* Besides, next time she'll just shoot us in the posterior.

[AlexJackson]

Yeah, if Daisy can use the same trick to distract Cletus, I figured to try the same thing. Khee! It would look as tho' my work here is done. :deputy:

*walks over to the two men, pausing to give Brian's jacket a cousinly straightening tug and then turns to Alex, fixing his collar and smoothing out his shirt* Now, if you two can behave for a bit, I'm going to go change back into a more appropriate uniform. Then we'll return to shenanigans as usual.... *gives a smile before turning and walking away*

*grinning as MaryAnne fixes the collar and smooths out the shirt* Thank you...*chuckles, watching as she turns and walks away then turns to Brian...* Shes definitely threw us a curve ball Brian *shakes head but still smiling...* But youre right, next time she'll just shoot us or throw us both in jail and feed us nothing but Spam. Been there done that!
*offers right hand...* Peace?

[B.L. Davenport]

*frowns scratching head*

Does this mean I don't get my money now that a draw has been called between you two?

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

I'm glad im not stalked. Feel sorry for you MaryAnne. Unless you like the feller.

[countrygirl1986]

Cousin BL,

I don't think we'll be gettin' any winnin's off this thing, but the way I see it, we could all pool the dough and go for a big o' shindig at the Boars Nest. Either that or send it over to the Hazzard Orphanage. What we do with the money is entirely up to the Hazzard LAw... the ligitamate law abiding Hazzard Law of course.

[MaryAnne]

*returns dressed in regular deputies uniform*

Awrighty! Now then.....


*frowns scratching head*

Does this mean I don't get my money now that a draw has been called between you two?


Well that depends....either all the money can be returned to the betters or we can use toward something else. See below....


I'm glad im not stalked. Feel sorry for you MaryAnne. Unless you like the feller.


Are you accusing Alex of stalking?


Cousin BL,

I don't think we'll be gettin' any winnin's off this thing, but the way I see it, we could all pool the dough and go for a big o' shindig at the Boars Nest. Either that or send it over to the Hazzard Orphanage. What we do with the money is entirely up to the Hazzard LAw... the ligitamate law abiding Hazzard Law of course.

Which would be me, right? Heh heh!

Awright, seeing as we live in a free democratic society let's do this by tradition. Let's vote. Khee! Here's your options:

1. All $ is returned to betters

2. All $ is pooled to a greater cause (to be decided upon later, but options include like what Scoot suggested. A shindig at the Boar's Nest, a donation to the Hazzard orphanage, ect. OR we could use it to buy a diamond studded dog collar for Sadie! Remember this all started because Sadie needed a dog collar! Khee!)

3. MaryAnne takes the $ and buys herself a string bikini. And diamond studded dog collar.

Polls are now open....

:deputy:

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Are you accusing Alex of stalking?




Looks like it, LOL.

[Brian Coltrane]

[
3. MaryAnne takes the $ and buys herself a string bikini. And diamond studded dog collar.

Polls are now open....

:deputy:]


*listens to the commentary while considering Alex's offer of peace...but at cousins outrageous suggestion, swallows wrong and suffers a coughing fit* ---GAH!

*recovers enough to sputter a remark* MaryAnne, if you go struttin' around in that kind of get-up, defendin' your honor is gonna become a full-time job. Not to mention, we'll need a garden hose to cool Alex off.

[AlexJackson]

[
3. MaryAnne takes the $ and buys herself a string bikini. And diamond studded dog collar.

Polls are now open....

:deputy:]


*listens to the commentary while considering Alex's offer of peace...but at cousins outrageous suggestion, swallows wrong and suffers a coughing fit* ---GAH!

*recovers enough to sputter a remark* MaryAnne, if you go struttin' around in that kind of get-up, defendin' your honor is gonna become a full-time job. Not to mention, we'll need a garden hose to cool Alex off.


First off to Ye Olde Towne Sheriff Rosco...I'm not stalking the good Deputy, perhaps your hat is on a little too tight? :)

Now as for the voting, I'm all for democracy and I think I'll have to go with option #3! Put down my vote for 3!! :D

And yes Brian, if she buys a diamond collar and a bikini, you're definitely going to be one busy cousin! And as for the hose comment, you might become Hazzard's first fully fledged fireman! *chuckles*

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

I'm glad im not stalked. Feel sorry for you MaryAnne. Unless you like the feller.

Alex has been a :butthead: and :crazy: in the four years on and off that we've accquainted. He's been a decent companion. You're the first person I've ever known to accuse Alex of such behaviour. Hmmm...

CG had a nice idea for the friendly wagers collection or buy a collar for Sadie like MaryAnne mentioned.

[countrygirl1986]

Deputy, I know where ya can get a full string bikini for under 20 dollars, but I don't think you'll be able to get alex to stop humping your leg if you went for it. I say nay for Idea number 3.

I say go for number 2 and Split it up as follows: Many stores that have a pet isle have some decently priced collars.Around the stores I frequent, you can usually find a dog collar for around, 1 to 10 Dollars, depending where you go. I say put 30-35 aside for a few cute collars for the cute little puppy dog known as Sadie.

Then I say we all Take the rest and go have a ball at the Boars Nest.

[AlexJackson]

Hey MeadowMufn--

Still got those muzzles handy? I got a good use for them both...:p

Alex

[countrygirl1986]

I know one of those ain't for me. I might've voted against three and went with two Alex, but I did mention you can get a string bikini for under 20 bucks... and sides, if ya want to see MaryAnne in a bikini so bad, why don't you just buy her one?

(for those who think I'm nuts, yes you can get a string bikini for under 20 dollars in real life at forman mills and old navy... possibly value city, walmart, and kmart as well.)

[AlexJackson]

I know one of those ain't for me. I might've voted against three and went with two Alex, but I did mention you can get a string bikini for under 20 bucks... and sides, if ya want to see MaryAnne in a bikini so bad, why don't you just buy her one?

(for those who think I'm nuts, yes you can get a string bikini for under 20 dollars in real life at forman mills and old navy... possibly value city, walmart, and kmart as well.)

One of those isnt for you CountryGirl....ummmmm

:lol: Wanna bet??

[Brian Coltrane]

Alex is getting a string bikini?

Guess we shoulda stopped at the dog collars. This is only getting worse.

[countrygirl1986]

Alex is getting a string bikini?

Guess we shoulda stopped at the dog collars. This is only getting worse.
Brian,

I been thinking that for the past four or five pages. This is getting out of hand. Maybe the Hazzard FD will let ya use a fire hose on Alex if it means prohtectin' MaryAnne's honor.

And Brian, what you just said does not paint a very pretty picture: Alex wearing a string bikini *shudders*

[Konrad Lee Duke]

*Plops down beside B.L. and steals her popcorn*

MaryAnne in a bikini eh?

*Raises eyebrows*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Alex, son..... *Sits looking at him* You dont need a biniki what you need is a speedo.. or even better scratch the speedo... and just get swim trunks. *Shudders*

[AlexJackson]

Alex is getting a string bikini?

Guess we shoulda stopped at the dog collars. This is only getting worse.


Me in a bikini?? God no!

*chuckles* my vote is for MaryAnne to be the one getting the bikini!

Alex

[AlexJackson]

Alex, son..... *Sits looking at him* You dont need a biniki what you need is a speedo.. or even better scratch the speedo... and just get swim trunks. *Shudders*


You know Rosco, what you really need is to loosen that hat of yours or quit stealing Flash's dog biscuits... I voted for MaryAnne to get the bikini. Again, I say MaryAnne gets the bikini and the diamond dog collar! :D

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

I probably shouldn't say this, but I just can't stop myself. Besides, everyone enjoys seeing Alex in a vapor-lock.

Hey, Alex. Here's something new to ponder.

MaryAnne wearing nothing but her gunbelt and a big smile. Dog collar optional......

[AlexJackson]

I probably shouldn't say this, but I just can't stop myself. Besides, everyone enjoys seeing Alex in a vapor-lock.

Hey, Alex. Here's something new to ponder.

MaryAnne wearing nothing but her gunbelt and a big smile. Dog collar optional......


:-o M-MaryAnne with nothing on but a... a.. a... gunbelt and a smile ....and and and and and..a dog collar!?!?!

*THUD*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

You know Rosco, what you really need is to loosen that hat of yours or quit stealing Flash's dog biscuits... I voted for MaryAnne to get the bikini. Again, I say MaryAnne gets the bikini and the diamond dog collar! :D

Alex


I say ya shaddup and respect the LAW!

[Lukas_KD]

Did y'all know you're crazy? *laughing though* Alex in a bikini... GAH that's a bad image. As for the one Brian painted... um... I'll keep my mouth shut. Heh...

[Val Strate]

*rolls eyes*

Oh brother! Now Alex can't can't function. See what ya gone and done Brian.
Sheesh...

Like Rosco said, have some respect for the LAW man. Poor MaryAnne... She's getting verbally oggled by all the men in Hnet. *tisk, tisk*

Don't worry MA, I'll call the fire department for ya when ya get that biniki. Fact I'll help ya pick one out. I hear Victoria's Secret has a nice swim collection. Of course, I'm a big fan of Cabela's camo colored biniki with safety orange trim around the edges. It's great for going for a swim then bag n' tagging a dear afterward. Maybe we can go shopping for biniki's together?! Ooooh, Cabela's might have it in the new desert camo print! NICE!

Val

[B.L. Davenport]

*Plops down beside B.L. and steals her popcorn*

MaryAnne in a bikini eh?

*Raises eyebrows*


*steals popcorn back jabs Konrad in the ribs with elbow*

you just don't worry about what the good deputy's wearin' buster

[Konrad Lee Duke]

*steals popcorn back jabs Konrad in the ribs with elbow*

you just don't worry about what the good deputy's wearin' buster

ow! hey, what?

*Gives B.L. a confused look*

[B.L. Davenport]

ow! hey, what?

*Gives B.L. a confused look*


There's enough testosterone flyin' around this place without adding yours to it! *giving Konrad a menacing look*

[Konrad Lee Duke]

There's enough testosterone flyin' around this place without adding yours to it! *giving Konrad a menacing look*

*Grins and chuckles*

What do you expect with a promise of MA in a bikini? I'm here for that show.

[B.L. Davenport]

*Grins and chuckles*

What do you expect with a promise of MA in a bikini? I'm here for that show.

*smacks Konrad in the chest with the back of my hand rolling eyes*

[Konrad Lee Duke]

*smacks Konrad in the chest with the back of my hand rolling eyes*

Ow! Hey come on! what have i done now?

*asks and steals popcorn again*

[B.L. Davenport]

Ow! Hey come on! what have i done now?

*asks and steals popcorn again*



If you have to ask I'm not even going to dignify it with an answer.... hmph!

*steals popcorn back*

get yer own

[Chet Duke]

HEY! Someone get a muzzle on these two before we get a husband wife bitting contest going here!

[B.L. Davenport]

HEY! Someone get a muzzle on these two before we get a husband wife bitting contest going here!


you stay out of it Chet *glaring at the Duke cowboy*

[countrygirl1986]

Hey Cousin, Cool down, you too Konrad.

I don't think the deputy was serious with option three. I think that one was just put down to get a rise out of Brian and Alex... and needless to say, I think it worked!

Why not do option 2 with a bathing suit contest... a wet bathing suit contest to drive the boys nuts... with all the participants in bikini's...

[B.L. Davenport]

Hey Cousin, Cool down, you too Konrad.

I don't think the deputy was serious with option three. I think that one was just put down to get a rise out of Brian and Alex... and needless to say, I think it worked!

Why not do option 2 with a bathing suit contest... a wet bathing suit contest to drive the boys nuts... with all the participants in bikini's...



Hilery yer not helpin' either! Option 2 is not an option for a certain Duke *looks at Konrad* I say we give the money to the orphanage.

[countrygirl1986]

Bl, can't you take a joke? I wasn't serious about the bikini's... granted i wouldn't mind struttin' around in one, but that's aside the point.

[B.L. Davenport]

Bl, can't you take a joke? I wasn't serious about the bikini's... granted i wouldn't mind struttin' around in one, but that's aside the point.
Sure I can take a joke. *grins* but ya better be careful makin' comments like that you'll have all the feller's round here droolin' and somebody'll break a bone slippin.

[countrygirl1986]

uh, which comment you talkin' about? The bikini fashion show or lil' ol' me struttin' around in a bikini?

[B.L. Davenport]

uh, which comment you talkin' about? The bikini fashion show or lil' ol' me struttin' around in a bikini?


the bikini fashion show

[Konrad Lee Duke]

*raises hand in the air*

I vote for bikini fasion show.

[B.L. Davenport]

*raises hand in the air*

I vote for bikini fasion show.

*smacks the back of Konrad's head*

you don't get a vote!

[Konrad Lee Duke]

*smacks the back of Konrad's head*

you don't get a vote!

owww! that hurt...

*sulks*

[B.L. Davenport]

owww! that hurt...

*sulks*


behave and i'll stop doin' it. *smirks*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

If you both dont stop i'll give you both a ticket and a night in jail. *Glares*

DISTURBING THE PEACE!

[MaryAnne]

If you both dont stop i'll give you both a ticket and a night in jail. *Glares*

DISTURBING THE PEACE!

HA! Good luck with that. This place has been up for grabs and disturbin' the peace since...since....well for a long time. Khee!!

That's the last time I mention anything about wearing a bikini tho'. Holy crap, talk about gettin' folks shook up. Heh heh!

Now....didja hear about the dog that went AWOL? He was Absent Without Leash....

:deputy:

[B.L. Davenport]

HA! Good luck with that. This place has been up for grabs and disturbin' the peace since...since....well for a long time. Khee!!

That's the last time I mention anything about wearing a bikini tho'. Holy crap, talk about gettin' folks shook up. Heh heh!

Now....didja hear about the dog that went AWOL? He was Absent Without Leash....

:deputy:



*falls quiet eating popcorn again no money left to pay a ticket after placing the bets on the fight. Smiling a little at Maryanne's attempt at a joke*

[Brian Coltrane]

If you both dont stop i'll give you both a ticket and a night in jail. *Glares*

DISTURBING THE PEACE!


Peace? I dunno that we've evah had peace, but we're definately disturbed.

[Konrad Lee Duke]

Ummm.....

*dreamy look on face as still thinking of MA in a bikini with a dog collar on*

[B.L. Davenport]

Ummm.....

*dreamy look on face as still thinking of MA in a bikini with a dog collar on*

wipe that look off ya face or yer gonna be sleepin' in the dog house

*whispers menacingly*

[countrygirl1986]

Oh boy, I'm definently staying in town above the garage tonight, otherwise I might not get any sleep.

How do you disturb the peace if there was never any peace in the first place, cause that is a good question.

[Rosco_Lover]

Peace? I dunno that we've evah had peace, but we're definately disturbed.

Still a good way to get some in jail and for me to have somethin' ta do!

[Rosco_Lover]

HA! Good luck with that. This place has been up for grabs and disturbin' the peace since...since....well for a long time. Khee!!

That's the last time I mention anything about wearing a bikini tho'. Holy crap, talk about gettin' folks shook up. Heh heh!

Now....didja hear about the dog that went AWOL? He was Absent Without Leash....

:deputy:

*Thinks* Now I didn't hear about the dog that went AWOL. But now that you mention it I haven't seen Mufn around alot, LOL!

[Rosco_Lover]

Oh boy, I'm definently staying in town above the garage tonight, otherwise I might not get any sleep.

How do you disturb the peace if there was never any peace in the first place, cause that is a good question.


You say it for the MONEY, GREED, AND TO PUT SOME PEOPLE IN JAIL SO YOU CAN BE PROUD FOR DOIN' SOMETHIN'.

[Brian Coltrane]

You say it for the MONEY, GREED, AND TO PUT SOME PEOPLE IN JAIL SO YOU CAN BE PROUD FOR DOIN' SOMETHIN'.


I don't think I could have expressed our Mission Statement more poetically. Brings a tear to mah eye.....

[AlexJackson]

Peace? I dunno that we've evah had peace, but we're definately disturbed.

I agree Brian... whats peace? *chuckles*

[Meadowmufn]

*Thinks* Now I didn't hear about the dog that went AWOL. But now that you mention it I haven't seen Mufn around alot, LOL!

Oh, I'm always around... tho' quite often I can't be seen. Now, what I wanna know is, are you callin' me a dog? Brian, you might want to explain to RL here what happens to folks who insult the Supreme Superior Commander...

(I've got lots of nice, shiny buttons here that do more than just launch folks like Alex into orbit. ;) )

[AlexJackson]

Oh, I'm always around... tho' quite often I can't be seen. Now, what I wanna know is, are you callin' me a dog? Brian, you might want to explain to RL here what happens to folks who insult the Supreme Superior Commander...

(I've got lots of nice, shiny buttons here that do more than just launch folks like Alex into orbit. ;) )


She's right RL...many a folk that annoyed the Mufn were never heard from again...so you best watch it or youll be the one in the dog house! *chuckles*

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian, you might want to explain to RL here what happens to folks who insult the Supreme Superior Commander...



I can't put it to words. I still get nightmares. Therapy has helped somewhat.... don't make me remember! Don't....AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[Meadowmufn]

I can't put it to words. I still get nightmares. Therapy has helped somewhat.... don't make me remember! Don't....AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Maybe you can get the professor to hypnotize ya an' make ya forget.

(Hey, MaryAnne... be thinkin' of a good post-hypnotic suggestion we can plant that'll make Brian dance the funky chicken.)

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Oh, I'm always around... tho' quite often I can't be seen. Now, what I wanna know is, are you callin' me a dog? Brian, you might want to explain to RL here what happens to folks who insult the Supreme Superior Commander...

(I've got lots of nice, shiny buttons here that do more than just launch folks like Alex into orbit. ;) )


Nah, I aint calling ya a dog. But it is a dog collar topic and I havent seen ya in awhile, So when MA said that I thought of you.

[MaryAnne]

Nah, I aint calling ya a dog. But it is a dog collar topic and I havent seen ya in awhile, So when MA said that I thought of you.


What?! Oh sure, blame me.

The forums go down, blame MaryAnne.

The whole site goes down, blame MaryAnne.

You come this close to insultin' Mufn, the Supreme Superior Officer 'round here, blame MaryAnne.

Your dog has puppies, blame MaryAnne.

You fail to write a story for this Dog Collar Challenge, blame MaryAnne.

I strut around in sexy swimwear and get Alex all bothered, blame MaryAnne. (Um. Actually, I guess I do have to take responsiblity for that one don't I?)

I can't win!!

[AlexJackson]

What?! Oh sure, blame me.

The forums go down, blame MaryAnne.

The whole site goes down, blame MaryAnne.

You come this close to insultin' Mufn, the Supreme Superior Officer 'round here, blame MaryAnne.

Your dog has puppies, blame MaryAnne.

You fail to write a story for this Dog Collar Challenge, blame MaryAnne.

I strut around in sexy swimwear and get Alex all bothered, blame MaryAnne. (Um. Actually, I guess I do have to take responsiblity for that one don't I?)

I can't win!!


Now now MaryAnne it's not all your fault, spread some of that around! I'm sure we can blame Brian for some of those! *laughs*
But... the one that you can be blamed for is that swimsuit...
*sighs dreamily...* :D

[countrygirl1986]

What?! Oh sure, blame me.

The forums go down, blame MaryAnne.

The whole site goes down, blame MaryAnne.

You come this close to insultin' Mufn, the Supreme Superior Officer 'round here, blame MaryAnne.

Your dog has puppies, blame MaryAnne.

You fail to write a story for this Dog Collar Challenge, blame MaryAnne.

I strut around in sexy swimwear and get Alex all bothered, blame MaryAnne. (Um. Actually, I guess I do have to take responsiblity for that one don't I?)

I can't win!!
When the site (and dohff) went down a few days ago (well, more like a week ago but it was only for a short amount of time), I thought Brian decided to fall over the server cord while lurking around in the dark trying to keep in practice, either that or someone sent him down there to do some maintnance and he goofed before getting it right.

Not once did I think you tripped over the cord Deputy.

[DaneyDuke]

When the site (and dohff) went down a few days ago (well, more like a week ago but it was only for a short amount of time), I thought Brian decided to fall over the server cord while lurking around in the dark trying to keep in practice, either that or someone sent him down there to do some maintnance and he goofed before getting it right.

Not once did I think you tripped over the cord Deputy.

CG, it might be Brian is responsible for Napoleon Dynamite and "Vote For Rosco" being on the Hazzardnet main page?

[MaryAnne]

When the site (and dohff) went down a few days ago (well, more like a week ago but it was only for a short amount of time), I thought Brian decided to fall over the server cord while lurking around in the dark trying to keep in practice, either that or someone sent him down there to do some maintnance and he goofed before getting it right.

Not once did I think you tripped over the cord Deputy.

That's the first I heard that DOHFF went down. Glad it was only for a short time! LOL

[Brian Coltrane]

CG, it might be Brian is responsible for Napoleon Dynamite and "Vote For Rosco" being on the Hazzardnet main page?

Nope, that one was all Mufn. I've never even seen the movie.

We all take turns coming up with smarmy crap for the home page. I should probably dig up some dirt about another DOH site and run a smear campaign, but I've been feelin' lazy. Plus I'm working on this dog collar story.

[MaryAnne]

Nope, that one was all Mufn. I've never even seen the movie.

We all take turns coming up with smarmy crap for the home page. I should probably dig up some dirt about another DOH site and run a smear campaign, but I've been feelin' lazy. Plus I'm working on this dog collar story.

That's more than I'm doing. I haven't even started one yet. *Looks at calendar* I got plenty o' time.... I hope...

[Brian Coltrane]

That's more than I'm doing. I haven't even started one yet. *Looks at calendar* I got plenty o' time.... I hope...


Well, I'm writing about you in my story, so that kind of counts. Oh, but it's all very complimentary and flattering of course.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Brian needs a bit of a belt tanning.

[MaryAnne]

Well, I'm writing about you in my story, so that kind of counts. Oh, but it's all very complimentary and flattering of course.

I hope so. I have a delicate ego, easily bruised.

[MaryAnne]

Brian needs a bit of a belt tanning.

You mean hide frying?

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

You mean hide frying?


Either way it's bad for him.

[Brian Coltrane]

Either way it's bad for him.

In the face of such animosity, I can only offer a diplomatic and carefully considered reply, to wit:

Nyah-Nyah! Thhhbpthpth!! :-P

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

In the face of such animosity, I can only offer a diplomatic and carefully considered reply, to wit:

Nyah-Nyah! Thhhbpthpth!! :-P


*Pulls his tongue*

[Brian Coltrane]

Thath's unthanitary. *gets tongue back* Lord knows where your hand as been. BLAUGH! *turns head and spits*

[AlexJackson]

*Pulls his tongue*


Hey Hey there Sheriff Andy... ever heard of police brutality?

[Brian Coltrane]

Hey Hey there Sheriff Andy... ever heard of police brutality?

Relax, Alex....it's more like police stupidity.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Thath's unthanitary. *gets tongue back* Lord knows where your hand as been. BLAUGH! *turns head and spits*


LMAO! Not telling ya!

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Relax, Alex....it's more like police stupidity.


Now im getting MAD!

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Hey Hey there Sheriff Andy... ever heard of police brutality?


Alex, go look at MaryAnne and lust in your heart.

[AlexJackson]

Relax, Alex....it's more like police stupidity.

How right you are Brian...definitely police idiocy...

[Brian Coltrane]

Now im getting MAD!

Hoppin' mad? Stark ravin' mad? Fightin' mad? Sputterin' but ineffective mad?

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Hoppin' mad? Stark ravin' mad? Fightin' mad? Sputterin' but ineffective mad?


Mad enough to eat the bottom of a milk bucket.

[AlexJackson]

Hoppin' mad? Stark ravin' mad? Fightin' mad? Sputterin' but ineffective mad?


*laughs* yeah for sure...more like mad as in insane versus angry...

[Brian Coltrane]

Mad enough to eat the bottom of a milk bucket.

Yep, that's sputterin' and ineffective mad.

[AlexJackson]

Mad enough to eat the bottom of a milk bucket.


Need more iron in your diet there Andy? *chuckles*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Pfffffft... I aint got time to mess with ya both. *fixes his tie* I got a shower to take and a date to catch.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Need more iron in your diet there Andy? *chuckles*

Stop calling me Andy.

[Brian Coltrane]

Pfffffft... I aint got time to mess with ya both. *fixes his tie* I got a shower to take and a date to catch.

I'll buy that you need the shower, anyhow. Enjoy your walk with the dog.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

I'll buy that you need the shower, anyhow. Enjoy your walk with the dog.


Alright, now thats damn rude.

[Brian Coltrane]

Alright, now thats damn rude.

Thank ya. *takes a bow* Years of practice. And I'd like to thank all the people who've made the moment possible....my cousins, my friends, my fellow delinquents....

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Thank ya. *takes a bow* Years of practice. And I'd like to thank all the people who've made the moment possible....my cousins, my friends, my fellow delinquents....


I dont find it funny.

[AlexJackson]

Thank ya. *takes a bow* Years of practice. And I'd like to thank all the people who've made the moment possible....my cousins, my friends, my fellow delinquents....


*hearty applause* Oh weve had a lot of practice Brian...

Taking a shower just to walk the dog? Sounds like a fancy date to me...Have fun Andy...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

*hearty applause* Oh weve had a lot of practice Brian...

Taking a shower just to walk the dog? Sounds like a fancy date to me...Have fun Andy...

F.O.

[AlexJackson]

F.O.

*GASP* naughty naughty!!! You best wash your mouth out with soap! Brian hes a swearing Sheriff!

[Brian Coltrane]

F.O.

I'm disappointed. You blew your gasket a lot sooner than I expected. Why start a sparring match if you can't take a few jabs?

[Brian Coltrane]

*GASP* naughty naughty!!! You best wash your mouth out with soap! Brian hes a swearing Sheriff!

Nah, F.O. is police code for Fried Onions.

[AlexJackson]

Nah, F.O. is police code for Fried Onions.


or how about Fat Oysters? French Omeletts? *chuckles*

[MaryAnne]

:popcorn:

[AlexJackson]

I'm disappointed. You blew your gasket a lot sooner than I expected. Why start a sparring match if you can't take a few jabs?


*crickets chirping* Guess ol' Andy here should stay out of the kitchen if he cant take the heat...

[Brian Coltrane]

*crickets chirping* Guess ol' Andy here should stay out of the kitchen if he cant take the heat...

Fried onions, fat oysters, french omlettes...kitchen...dammit I'm hungry!

While Barney Fife there is contemplating a comeback sometime this year, I'm gonna fix some dinner.

[AlexJackson]

Fried onions, fat oysters, french omlettes...kitchen...dammit I'm hungry!

While Barney Fife there is contemplating a comeback sometime this year, I'm gonna fix some dinner.

*chuckles* Seems ol' Andy/Barney cant think of anything else clever to say...take your time Brian something tells me youll have plenty of it...

[AlexJackson]

Yeah, you do that fatboy.

*checks watch* It took you that long to come up with that? Wow...Strain the brain there Andy/Barney? Somehow I get the feeling you didnt...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

*chuckles* Seems ol' Andy/Barney cant think of anything else clever to say...take your time Brian something tells me youll have plenty of it...


I wonder if a few days in jail would make ya shaddup!? From the looks of it you like it in there. BUt this time how about nothin' to eat!

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

*checks watch* It took you that long to come up with that? Wow...Strain the brain there Andy/Barney? Somehow I get the feeling you didnt...


No, I went and took a shower in real life, Jackass. And now I can't remember where I put it. Fry mah hide!

[AlexJackson]

I wonder if a few days in jail would make ya shaddup!? From the looks of it you like it in there. BUt this time how about nothin' to eat!


Theres only one cop in this town that can jail me, and you arent it Andy/Barney...*laughs*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Theres only one cop in this town that can jail me, and you arent it Andy/Barney...*laughs*


And im sure she wouldnt mind it from all the lusting you did over her. Thats rude to do to a woman.

[AlexJackson]

And im sure she wouldnt mind it from all the lusting you did over her. Thats rude to do to a woman.


Its no more rude then how youve been tonight Andy/Barney...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Its no more rude then how youve been tonight Andy/Barney...


I have a right to be. I'm pissed off right now and your just making it worse.

[AlexJackson]

I have a right to be. I'm pissed off right now and your just making it worse.


Like Brian pointed out...you shouldnt have started something you couldnt handle...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Like Brian pointed out...you shouldnt have started something you couldnt handle...

I can handle things if im in the right mood. But tonight im not. I wasn't yesterday either. And the day before that was a little dicey. The jury's still out on tomorrow. But I'll tell you what, if I do get in the right mood then you'd better watch out. Fry mah hide!

[AlexJackson]

I can handle things if im in the right mood. But tonight im not.


See above.. cant take the heat, stay out of the kitchen...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

See above.. cant take the heat, stay out of the kitchen...

Idiot. =\

[AlexJackson]

Idiot. =\


That might be how Id describe someone not in the mood for a fight then starts one online anyway....

[Lukas_KD]

*staying out of the way, arms folded, but an eyebrow cocked upward... watching with a sardonic expression* It'd seem to me that the "Sheriff" here has a slight problem with holdin' his temper.

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

*staying out of the way, arms folded, but an eyebrow cocked upward... watching with a sardonic expression* It'd seem to me that the "Sheriff" here has a slight problem with holdin' his temper.

Fry mah hide!

[AlexJackson]

*staying out of the way, arms folded, but an eyebrow cocked upward... watching with a sardonic expression* It'd seem to me that the "Sheriff" here has a slight problem with holdin' his temper.

Seems Ye Olde Towne Barney Fife can dish it out but cant take it... All I hear from him is crickets... *chuckles*

[Brian Coltrane]

I'm back, did I miss anythang?

[AlexJackson]

I'm back, did I miss anythang?

Oh just Andy/Barney and I having a colorful conversation... how was supper? *chuckles*

[Brian Coltrane]

Oh just Andy/Barney and I having a colorful conversation... how was supper? *chuckles*

It was great, thank ya. Seeing how this fight is a little dull, I decided to whip our opponent into a frenzy by altering a few more posts at random. Yeah, it's a clear abuse of my authority here, but what the hell.

[AlexJackson]

It was great, thank ya. Seeing how this fight is a little dull, I decided to whip our opponent into a frenzy by altering a few more posts at random. Yeah, it's a clear abuse of my authority here, but what the hell.

Great! Youre right, Andy is too busy whining about not being in the mood to fight tonight.. etc etc.. so where are these altered posts??

[Brian Coltrane]

Great! Youre right, Andy is too busy whining about not being in the mood to fight tonight.. etc etc.. so where are these altered posts??

You have to look for them. There's a subtle clue on each one that I've tampered with.

[AlexJackson]

You have to look for them. There's a subtle clue on each one that I've tampered with.

*laughs clearing throat* ohhh I think Ive got an idea or two whats been altered.. and the clue too....

[Lukas_KD]

*leaning back against a wall, laughing* Oh that's good... those are rich... *applauding, trying to catch breath*

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

*Sighs*

[Brian Coltrane]

Actually, it coulda been worse. But I'm not taking anythang personally, so I'm not flippin' out and banning you or uploading a picture of Hello Kitty as your avatar.

[AlexJackson]

Actually, it coulda been worse. But I'm not taking anythang personally, so I'm not flippin' out and banning you or uploading a picture of Hello Kitty as your avatar.


Nope youre not being launched into outer space there Sheriff, but Brian that Hello Kitty avatar sounds like a good idea! Or how about a polecat as the good Sheriff's replacement avatar? :D

[Konrad Lee Duke]

I strut around in sexy swimwear and get Alex all bothered, blame MaryAnne. (Um. Actually, I guess I do have to take responsiblity for that one don't I?)

I can't win!!

Can we vote what colour the bikini will be?

*pipes up*

[B.L. Davenport]

Can we vote what colour the bikini will be?

*pipes up*


*rolls eyes*

you can vote what color the dog house is gonna be

[Brian Coltrane]

Can we vote what colour the bikini will be?

*pipes up*


I think Alex voted for cellophane.

[AlexJackson]

I think Alex voted for cellophane.

I was gonna say black but thats a great idea Brian!! :D

I vote for that! :D

[countrygirl1986]

darn, talk about your 180's.

Brian, that comment you snuck into the altered posts, did it have anything to do with frying someone's hide?

You know, these forums are better than ... than... hmm... the most entertaining form of TV available, although this bikini thing is starting to get a little out of hand.

Shame i might be disapperaing again for a little while (housing problem, have to be out by Monday afternoon)

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Actually, it coulda been worse. But I'm not taking anythang personally, so I'm not flippin' out and banning you or uploading a picture of Hello Kitty as your avatar.


Just for you, Brian!

http://www.messengermods.com/data/media/4/hello_kitty.gif

[AlexJackson]

Just for you, Brian!

http://www.messengermods.com/data/media/4/hello_kitty.gif


Aww Andy!! Thats a good look for you! I especially think the red bow is flattering! :p

[Konrad Lee Duke]

I think Alex voted for cellophane.

*looks and B.L. then give the thumbs up when she's not looking*

[countrygirl1986]

man, if you're gonna give brian a picture of hello kitty, you should at least hav the decency to use a photo editing software and turn kitty's bow and clothing black... maybe put a leather jacket on her too ;) shoot for all we know, Brian might just have a secret collectio of Hello Kitty... if he don't, alex might. It's been mentioned enough.

Hey Deputy, Mufn, Do you guys know if Brian or Alex have secret collections of Hello Kitty???

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

man, if you're gonna give brian a picture of hello kitty, you should at least hav the decency to use a photo editing software and turn kitty's bow and clothing black... maybe put a leather jacket on her too ;) shoot for all we know, Brian might just have a secret collectio of Hello Kitty... if he don't, alex might. It's been mentioned enough.

Hey Deputy, Mufn, Do you guys know if Brian or Alex have secret collections of Hello Kitty???

LMFAO! There was a hitler one... wasnt sure of putting it up.

[AlexJackson]

LMFAO! There was a hitler one... wasnt sure of putting it up.


No neither Brian nor I have Hello Kitty collections but seems like you do there Andy...*chuckles* Seems like you have quite the collection!

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

No neither Brian nor I have Hello Kitty collections but seems like you do there Andy...*chuckles* Seems like you have quite the collection!


*Rolls eyes*

[AlexJackson]

*Rolls eyes*

Its okay Andy... there is help for people with a Hello Kitty fettish. Dont worry....

[Brian Coltrane]

I hope so Alex, because your own collection of Hello Kitty stuff gives me cause for concern....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/265397077.jpg

[AlexJackson]

I hope so Alex, because your own collection of Hello Kitty stuff gives me cause for concern....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/265397077.jpg

Brian you found Andy's gun!

[Brian Coltrane]

Okay, we've gone way off topic in a buncha different directions. Just to make it LOOK like we're paying any attention to the topic - we've got 2 stories submitted thus far for the dog collar challenge, but nothing else yet. Is anybody writing, or are we just beating each other up here in the Forums for the sake of idle whimsy?

Which reminds me. Alex, I found a new cereal bowl for ya.


http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/262167964.jpg

[AlexJackson]

Okay, we've gone way off topic in a buncha different directions. Just to make it LOOK like we're paying any attention to the topic - we've got 2 stories submitted thus far for the dog collar challenge, but nothing else yet. Is anybody writing, or are we just beating each other up here in the Forums for the sake of idle whimsy?

Which reminds me. Alex, I found a new cereal bowl for ya.


http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/262167964.jpg

Whoa!! Great cereal bowl! Do you have the matching plate that says BURP?? *chuckles*

[Brian Coltrane]

Alex, since when do you eat from a plate? I figured the dog dish was all you needed.

[AlexJackson]

Alex, since when do you eat from a plate? I figured the dog dish was all you needed.


Since a long time Brian...Dont you eat from a plate? I havent eaten from a bowl in a long time.. it was too hard to keep kneeling on the floor and the bowl left scuff marks! :D

[MaryAnne]

Okay, we've gone way off topic in a buncha different directions. Just to make it LOOK like we're paying any attention to the topic - we've got 2 stories submitted thus far for the dog collar challenge, but nothing else yet. Is anybody writing, or are we just beating each other up here in the Forums for the sake of idle whimsy?




I've given a lot of long hard thought to some story ideas but have yet to settle in with something. Of course, this is from the person who has yet to complete her Appomattox Challenge story!

[countrygirl1986]

Don't go yellin' at me for not gettin' a challange story done, one of the two mentioned that were submitted was mine! *big grin*

Deputy, if ya need any help decidin', I'll help ya.

[DaneyDuke]

Don't go yellin' at me for not gettin' a challange story done, one of the two mentioned that were submitted was mine! *big grin*

Congratulations to you and the other person on getting stories done!

Summary for those who don't want to read all 94 pages:

May 9th: Mufn issued challenge to be completed by June 30th.
Now extended to July 31st.

[Meadowmufn]

Congratulations to you and the other person on getting stories done!

Summary for those who don't want to read all 94 pages:

May 9th: Mufn issued challenge to be completed by June 30th.
Now extended to July 31st.

Soon to be extended to August 31st..... 2012.

[countrygirl1986]

Soon to be extended to August 31st..... 2012.
Mufn, i think the only reason why certain members aren't done is because they're too busy harrassin' each other on here. *looks at Brian and Alex*

I think what they shoulda done instead of harrassin' each other on here is turn themselves into dogs, and fight over a studded collar over on a round robin or under story ideas or something. *chuckles* They'd be done and waitin' on another challange if they did that!

[AlexJackson]

Mufn, i think the only reason why certain members aren't done is because they're too busy harrassin' each other on here. *looks at Brian and Alex*

I think what they shoulda done instead of harrassin' each other on here is turn themselves into dogs, and fight over a studded collar over on a round robin or under story ideas or something. *chuckles* They'd be done and waitin' on another challange if they did that!

Hey CG--
In response to your post I say..... :neener: THHHPT!!

[countrygirl1986]

Hey CG--
In response to your post I say..... :neener: THHHPT!!
I bet you say that to all the pretty girls *grins*

But i know you know I'm right!

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Soon to be extended to August 31st..... 2012.


LMAO

[MaryAnne]

Congratulations to you and the other person on getting stories done!

Summary for those who don't want to read all 94 pages:

May 9th: Mufn issued challenge to be completed by June 30th.
Now extended to July 31st.

Oh now who wouldn't wanna read all 94 pages of this thread?! Those of ya who don't are really missing some entertainment!

[MaryAnne]

Soon to be extended to August 31st..... 2012.

Great! Only thing is I still got stories from five years ago that I haven't finished either....

[AlexJackson]

Oh now who wouldn't wanna read all 94 pages of this thread?! Those of ya who don't are really missing some entertainment!

I agree! This has been 95 pages of fun! :)
So Daney... we dont need you to be Walter Cronkite...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Great! Only thing is I still got stories from five years ago that I haven't finished either....

Yup, im still waiting for more HOOPER STORIES!, :(

On another note im getting flooded on myspace... X_X *Dies*

[DaneyDuke]

I agree! This has been 95 pages of fun! :)
So Daney... we dont need you to be Walter Cronkite...

Is he a relative of Isaiah Coltrane?

[AlexJackson]

Is he a relative of Isaiah Coltrane?

Here Daney you need this...

:fryingpan: <---Alex pounding some sense into Daney

[MaryAnne]

Is he a relative of Isaiah Coltrane?

What the @#$%& does Walter Cronkite have to do with Isaiah Coltrane?

Earth to Daney, your signal is weak. I think your radio just short circuited...

:confused:

[AlexJackson]

What the @#$%& does Walter Cronkite have to do with Isaiah Coltrane?

Earth to Daney, your signal is weak. I think your radio just short circuited...

:confused:


No kidding MaryAnne...


Ground Control to Major Tom.....

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

-_-

[AlexJackson]

-_-

Oookay... another one! :confused:

MaryAnne, Ill get a pair of straight jackets you call the Psycho ward and get those dudes with the butterfly nets! We got two crackpots!!

[Meadowmufn]

Here Daney you need this...

:fryingpan: <---Alex pounding some sense into Daney

I think I need to look for a butt-kicking smiley too...

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Oookay... another one! :confused:

MaryAnne, Ill get a pair of straight jackets you call the Psycho ward and get those dudes with the butterfly nets! We got two crackpots!!


Sorry... kinda sick tonight.

[AlexJackson]

I think I need to look for a butt-kicking smiley too...

This might be close....

:bullwhip: :butthead:

[MaryAnne]

Sorry... kinda sick tonight.

Awright, we'll letcha slide on that one for now. LOL

[AlexJackson]

Awright, we'll letcha slide on that one for now. LOL

Youre right but still call out the Nut Patrol for just Daney then! :D

[MaryAnne]

Youre right but still call out the Nut Patrol for just Daney then! :D

Yeah, Daney, what's your excuse? Don't make me have to use force!

:depufight:

[countrygirl1986]

Oh man I'm lovin' this thread. Yes, Mufn, you do need some butt kickin' smilies, though the one with the whip and the butt does come close LoL. On a side note and compltely off toopic... like everything else the past several pages has been... I'm, sittin' in the chat rooms in the boars nest if anyone would like to join me. It is Saturday night.

[AlexJackson]

Yeah, Daney, what's your excuse? Don't make me have to use force!

:depufight:

*bursts out laughing* Thats great! But I think the frying pan works better... :lol:

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0030.gif


http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0031.gif


LMAO!

[AlexJackson]

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0030.gif


http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0031.gif


LMAO!


*laughs* Okay Neo... the Matrix Smiley

[MaryAnne]

*bursts out laughing* Thats great! But I think the frying pan works better... :lol:

I like the nighstick. Khee! We also got sticks to poke with too! Khee!

:poke:

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

Ha... I like that one.

[countrygirl1986]

What about a big ol' baseball bat?

[AlexJackson]

I like the nighstick. Khee! We also got sticks to poke with too! Khee!

:poke:

I like this one!!

En guarde!!!! :swordfight:

[AlexJackson]

I like the nighstick. Khee! We also got sticks to poke with too! Khee!

:poke:


:poke: <---Poking Daney with a stick...

[DaneyDuke]

*bursts out laughing* Thats great! But I think the frying pan works better... :lol:


:rofl: I prefer the swords to the frying pan. Maybe Mufn will add a snowball fighter for the holiday season?

[AlexJackson]

:rofl: I prefer the swords to the frying pan. Maybe Mufn will add a snowball fighter for the holiday season?


This is the closest thing...

:rottentomato: <--- Alex throwing a tomato at Daney...

[DaneyDuke]

This is the closest thing...

:rottentomato: <--- Alex throwing a tomato at Daney...

How is your story for this challenge progressing? Or are you the other person besides CG to turn one in?

[AlexJackson]

How is your story for this challenge progressing? Or are you the other person besides CG to turn one in?

Its being worked on ...

[Brian Coltrane]

Yeah, Daney, what's your excuse? Don't make me have to use force!

:depufight:


Use force! Use force!! C'mon, what's all that cop hardware good for, if ya don't get to use it?

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/265855869.jpg

[AlexJackson]

Use force! Use force!! C'mon, what's all that cop hardware good for, if ya don't get to use it?

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/265855869.jpg

MaryAnne beating Daney with the nightstick... hey how about handcuffs! Cuff her and stuff her! Then drive her over to the Hazzard Nut Farm! :D

[Brian Coltrane]

Ohhh, Alex! While you're pondering various police techiques...did I ever show you the latest P.D. uniform catalog MaryAnne had laying around? Whatcha think of this one, eh?

I know MaryAnne will say the nightstick isn't big enough, but hey. To each their own on the accessories.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/265855877.jpg

[AlexJackson]

Ohhh, Alex! While you're pondering various police techiques...did I ever show you the latest P.D. uniform catalog MaryAnne had laying around? Whatcha think of this one, eh?

I know MaryAnne will say the nightstick isn't big enough, but hey. To each their own on the accessories.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/265855877.jpg

:-o N-No Brian you never showed me this new uniform!! You were holding out on me! ...WOW....She can arrest me anytime!!!! :lol:

[Brian Coltrane]

I thought you'd like that one, Alex. Though I shouldn't enable your twisted fantasies. Still, this is an intersting catalog....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/265877766.jpg

[AlexJackson]

I thought you'd like that one, Alex. Though I have no interest in enabling your twisted fantasies. Still, this is an intersting catalog....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/265877766.jpg


WOW!!! Look look shes arresting some poor sap!! Slap the cuffs on me MaryAnne!!! :D

[Meadowmufn]

I thought you'd like that one, Alex. Though I shouldn't enable your twisted fantasies. Still, this is an intersting catalog....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/265877766.jpg

In the interest of staying somewhat on topic... Is that model wearing a dog collar? LOL.

[Konrad Lee Duke]

*wolf whistles*

Hey Alex you have one and i'll have the other. *grins*

[AlexJackson]

*wolf whistles*

Hey Alex you have one and i'll have the other. *grins*


Other what?

[B.L. Davenport]

*not saying anything about Konrad's whistle or comment gets up and walks out in a huff*

[Konrad Lee Duke]

Other what?


*smacks head* Talk about being blond....*mutters to self* I mean the models....

[AlexJackson]

*smacks head* Talk about being blond....*mutters to self* I mean the models....


Worry about the models less and the fact your chick walked out on you more....

[Konrad Lee Duke]

Worry about the models less and the fact your chick walked out on you more....

Yeah i better...*scratches back of head and walks after B.L.*

[B.L. Davenport]

*Keeps right on walking out of the building*

[AlexJackson]

*Keeps right on walking out of the building*


Elvis has left the building!!! :lol:

[B.L. Davenport]

little mixed up there ain't ya alex? I look NOTHING like Elvis lol.

[countrygirl1986]

is it me, or does those pics brian put up look a little risque for a family site (not that i really care, it's just that someone needs to be responsible and speak up)? Not to spoil anyone's fun of course. Mufn? MaryAnne? Y'all agree with me? Anyone? *blushes, knowing someone is gonna be mad or upset at me*

[AlexJackson]

is it me, or does those pics brian put up look a little risque for a family site (not that i really care, it's just that someone needs to be responsible and speak up)? Not to spoil anyone's fun of course. Mufn? MaryAnne? Y'all agree with me? Anyone? *blushes, knowing someone is gonna be mad or upset at me*


Since MeadowMufn herself responded to the pictures, what does that tell you?

[DaneyDuke]

is it me, or does those pics brian put up look a little risque for a family site (not that i really care, it's just that someone needs to be responsible and speak up)? Not to spoil anyone's fun of course. Mufn? MaryAnne? Y'all agree with me? Anyone? *blushes, knowing someone is gonna be mad or upset at me*

Might depend on a person's definition of a family site. There was suggestion about a police officer beating a person with their nightstick...
A bit violent for a family site in my opinion. I would hope people would not judge a person by a few posts on an internet forum.

[countrygirl1986]

I agree with you Daney, however most users are probably at least 13, and most parents have parental controls that prevent most kids from viewing a forum unless they are atleast 13.

With taht being said, today a public forum online that is considered a family site, should try to keep things at least to a pg-13 level.

Sides, you can see folks getting beaten with night sticks in many documentaries about the 1960's during the equal rights movement, not to mention them being sprayed with high presssure fire hoses and all that. Shoot, most cartoons are more violent than someone getti'n beaten with a night stick.

[AlexJackson]

Again...A Hnet Admin posted the pictures and the owner of Hnet herself has responded to the photos. Now if they were deemed bad to post, they would have been removed and also the content about the nightstick would have been removed as well. People can choose to post or not and people can choose to read this forum or not. Its all about choices folks, if you all dont like the humor on this one there are plenty more forums you can post to on Hnet...

[Julieduke]

Again...A Hnet Admin posted the pictures and the owner of Hnet herself has responded to the photos. Now if they were deemed bad to post, they would have been removed and also the content about the nightstick would have been removed as well. People can choose to post or not and people can choose to read this forum or not. Its all about choices folks, if you all dont like the humor on this one there are plenty more forums you can post to on Hnet... Still too much Pressure.

[AlexJackson]

Still too much Pressure.

As I said earlier..Hnet has more forums you can go to if this one isnt your brand of humor...

[countrygirl1986]

Dude, I was just saying something cause we all know how it is when folks get carried away with something.

Now could we please get back to our regularly scheduled program? Whether anyone realizes it or not, I was enjoyin' myself, i just wanted to give a reality check there for a sec. I would like to spend my last day with a roof over my head havin' fun and watching you guys cause trouble. I don't know when I'll be back, or how long i'll be gone or anything like that. Now please, let's return to our regularly scheduled program.

[MaryAnne]

i just wanted to give a reality check there for a sec.

Reality checks are not negotiable around here. We don't deal in reality. :deputy:

Neither one of those models shows off anymore than Daisy ever did in the show so if anyone seeing those is bothered by them, they obviously have never watched a single episode of the Dukes.

Now, gettin' back on topic heah....

I own no such catalog. Brian's just trying to hide the fact that it's his own!

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

:poke:

[AlexJackson]

Reality checks are not negotiable around here. We don't deal in reality. :deputy:

Neither one of those models shows off anymore than Daisy ever did in the show so if anyone seeing those is bothered by them, they obviously have never watched a single episode of the Dukes.

Now, gettin' back on topic heah....

I own no such catalog. Brian's just trying to hide the fact that it's his own!

Those models arent as beautiful as a certain Deputy...and if those catalogs belong to you Brian, can I borrow them?? :lol:

[Lukas_KD]

Reality checks are not negotiable around here. We don't deal in reality.

Reality? What's reality?

Reality is all in your point of view anyway... :D

[pendragon1980]

They got any medical uniforms in that catalog, Brian?

[Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane]

They got any medical uniforms in that catalog, Brian?

NURSE OUTFITS? *Perks*

[countrygirl1986]

Ok, then please forgive me for my earlier outburst. I'm sorry. I've just been under a ton of stress. Kinda hard when you just moved into a shelter run by the salvation army and it's falling apart.

Yeah, i'm willing to believe that is Brian's own catalogue. Maybe he bought it to find stuff for the Doc and to throw alex into a tizzy? ;)