Dog Collar Challenge

[Meadowmufn]

I think i've heard that before. Imma be quiet now.


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I believe ya. :lol:

[Rosco_Lover]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I believe ya. :lol:


Meh.

[Brian Coltrane]

RL, does this mean our date in the dog crate is off?

[Rosco_Lover]

RL, does this mean our date in the dog crate is off?

If I can settle my wives down on myspace.. its still on!

[Brian Coltrane]

If I can settle my wives down on myspace.. its still on!

Your....wives??

[MaryAnne]

Uh woah, yeah RL, nice shootin' there but I don't need holes in my prisoners, thanks. *helps Alex up off the ground* Come on, Alex, you're going to jail. Where it's obviously safer at the moment!

http://www.dukesofhazzardfanfic.com/Images/jail1.jpg

[Rosco_Lover]

Your....wives??


Yup, wives!

MySpace Roleplay - Rosco with Mckenzie, MArried with twins.


MySpace Roleplay -
Carter with Ariana with a daughter named Marie.

[AlexJackson]

Uh woah, yeah RL, nice shootin' there but I don't need holes in my prisoners, thanks. *helps Alex up off the ground* Come on, Alex, you're going to jail. Where it's obviously safer at the moment!

http://www.dukesofhazzardfanfic.com/Images/jail1.jpg



*gets tugged up...flexing jaw a moment from the kick to the face, walking slowly with MaryAnne's help* Thanks MaryAnne... I think you're right about it being safer behind bars...

[deathangel_tori]

oh my! with everything going on, i think i'll slink over here and work on that fic. although watching this thread is quite a bit more amusing.

[Rosco_Lover]

Lol!

[AlexJackson]

MaryAnne--

Is my cell going to be upstairs or downstairs? And you got any ice packs handy for my face?

[Brian Coltrane]

Cell? You'll probably get the broom closet.

[Meadowmufn]

Cell? You'll probably get the broom closet.

Whatever you do, don't go down to the basement!

[Rosco_Lover]

Lmao!

[AlexJackson]

Cell? You'll probably get the broom closet.

Brian---
Does the courthouse building have a broom closet? *chuckles* Besides she cant put me there, it'd be cruel and unusual punishment. But then again after spending time with RL, the closet is just fine!

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Be Afraid Be Very Afraid! Growls!

[AlexJackson]

Be Afraid Be Very Afraid! Growls!

Be afraid of you RL...

*chuckles*

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

*Shrugs*

[Meadowmufn]

I'll tell ya who to be afraid of.... me! One click and I can wish you away into the cornfield. So simmer down folks.

[Rosco_Lover]

I aint doing nothin'. I'm being good.

[Meadowmufn]

We now return to our regularly scheduled forum thread. The topic was the dog collar challenge. Please continue...

[Rosco_Lover]

*Listens to the crickets*

[AlexJackson]

*Listens to the crickets*

You know Ive heard of people hearing banjos in their heads...but this is the first time Ive ever heard of someone hearing crickets...

*chuckles*

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

You know Ive heard of people hearing banjos in their heads...but this is the first time Ive ever heard of someone hearing crickets...

*chuckles*

Alex

I usually hear a chorus of kazoos playing Stars and Stripes Forever. Crickets would be an improvement.

[Rosco_Lover]

I usually hear a chorus of kazoos playing Stars and Stripes Forever. Crickets would be an improvement.

All I hear is frogs out by the pool, really. X_X

[AlexJackson]

All I hear is frogs out by the pool, really. X_X

Ribbit... Ribbit...

Hows that?

*laughs*

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Ribbit... Ribbit...

Hows that?

*laughs*

Alex


Not what I meant but alright.

[Konrad Lee Duke]

Oooh i think i got an idea for this challange.....*grins*

[Brian Coltrane]

And now, a word from our sponsor.

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Welcome back! Awright, on our last episode of How the Hound Turns, we discovered that RL's character went from female to male in 2.3 posts. Can anybody top that one?

[Brian Coltrane]

Probably not, and if they could, we should avoid the discussion. Man, it's a slow night when I'm answering my own posts.

Hmm....it's occurred to me that I've given a bark n' hollar to just about everybody else here, but I've yet to challenge the top dog. And since this particular story challenge was Mufn's idea anyhow....

[Rosco_Lover]

And now, a word from our sponsor.

*Urrrrp!*

Welcome back! Awright, on our last episode of How the Hound Turns, we discovered that RL's character went from female to male in 2.3 posts. Can anybody top that one?

Im a roleplayer. I do roles. Sheesh. That doesn't make me male. >_<

[Rosco_Lover]

And the topic goes dead as flies.

[Brian Coltrane]

Im a roleplayer. I do roles. Sheesh. That doesn't make me male. >_<

You just gotta know when to shift gears. I was just about to crawl into a dog crate with you, and then I wasn't sure what the ID tags were saying, know what I mean? :-o

But, now that we got that sorted out - your crate or mine, Poochy?

[AlexJackson]

You just gotta know when to shift gears. I was just about to crawl into a dog crate with you, and then I wasn't sure what the ID tags were saying, know what I mean? :-o

But, now that we got that sorted out - your crate or mine, Poochy?

Hey Brian---
I'd be careful in a crate here with Rin-Tin-Tina...her bark and her bite are pretty bad...

Alex

[pendragon1980]

And some of us have bites even worse. Or claws....

Just a friendly reminder.

Doc

[Rosco_Lover]

You just gotta know when to shift gears. I was just about to crawl into a dog crate with you, and then I wasn't sure what the ID tags were saying, know what I mean? :-o

But, now that we got that sorted out - your crate or mine, Poochy?


*Giigles* Either is fine. Doesnt matter to me. *Gives him a softl kiss on the cheek*

[Rosco_Lover]

Hey Brian---
I'd be careful in a crate here with Rin-Tin-Tina...her bark and her bite are pretty bad...

Alex

Are you saying my bark and bites are bad? :mad:

[Brian Coltrane]

And some of us have bites even worse. Or claws....

Just a friendly reminder.

Doc


Doc! Um....yer home early today! Good to see ya....

[AlexJackson]

Are you saying my bark and bites are bad? :mad:

RL--
I think last night speaks for itself...dont you?

Alex

[AlexJackson]

Doc! Um....yer home early today! Good to see ya....

Brian---
Better swap that crate for a doghouse...cause it looks like thats where Doc is going to put you! *chuckles*

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

RL--
I think last night speaks for itself...dont you?

Alex

Well yer on my bad side anyways. *Sticks tongue at him*

[Meadowmufn]

Ooh! Doc's back. This should be interesting!

:popcorn:

[Rosco_Lover]

Oh, Lordy..

[Val Strate]

Doc's back? Where did she go to?

What's up with the obession to bite people? Me, I always like my tummy rubbed and a good scratch behind the ears. Mama always sezz, ya catch more flies with honey than ya do with... well ya know the rest.

Maybe Doc needs a muzzle.

*Looks around in Game Warden supplies for muzzle*

[Rosco_Lover]

Lmao!!!

[Brian Coltrane]

Maybe Doc needs a muzzle.

*Looks around in Game Warden supplies for muzzle*


GAH!! Val, let's not upset her right now. Eh?

[Rosco_Lover]

God, I am so tired today.

[Val Strate]

It probably wouldn't upset her. She'd probably like it!

Of course ya never know with Doc. *chuckles* I'm only teasin' Doc, ya know that. Who else would I have around here to play fetch with?

[Brian Coltrane]

God, I am so tired today.

Sorry to hear that. Maybe you should curl up on the rug and rest a spell.

[Brian Coltrane]

It probably wouldn't upset her. She'd probably like it!

Of course ya never know with Doc. *chuckles* I'm only teasin' Doc, ya know that. Who else would I have around here to play fetch with?

Play fetch?? Well, I suppose you might.

Me, I chase tails. :D

[AlexJackson]

Well yer on my bad side anyways. *Sticks tongue at him*

RL--
Dont know why you dont like me, I never did anything to you...

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Sorry to hear that. Maybe you should curl up on the rug and rest a spell.


But I took a nap a few hours ago. Maybe it because I haven't ate today.

[Rosco_Lover]

RL--
Dont know why you dont like me, I never did anything to you...

Alex

LoL! One your not a Coltrane.

[AlexJackson]

Play fetch?? Well, I suppose you might.

Me, I chase tails. :D

Brian---

Around and around and around he goes...where he stops nobody knows! ;)

You'll be one dizzy Coltrane if you keep that up! *laughs*

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Play fetch?? Well, I suppose you might.

Me, I chase tails. :D

Mostly tails that aren't your own, right?

[AlexJackson]

LoL! One your not a Coltrane.

RL--
Well now I dont know about that...I do consider the Coltranes to be family...and for another?

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

RL--
Well now I dont know about that...I do consider the Coltranes to be family...and for another?

Alex

Family? Do tell.

[AlexJackson]

Family? Do tell.

RL--
The Coltranes and members of the Duke family are some of my very good friends... When you know someone long enough you consider them family! ;)

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

RL--
The Coltranes and members of the Duke family are some of my very good friends... When you know someone long enough you consider them family! ;)

Alex

If ya say so.

[Meadowmufn]

RL--
The Coltranes and members of the Duke family are some of my very good friends... When you know someone long enough you consider them family! ;)

Alex

Don't waste yer breath, Alex. I don't think she gets it. LOL.

[pendragon1980]

My, My....collars, chains and now muzzles. Who's been raiding my toy box this time?

"Doc! Um....yer home early today! Good to see ya..."

Oh, Brian, I can tell how glad you are to see me by your posts.


But right now, I'm scratching of skipping the muzzle and going for a scratching post instead...

...particularly one in black leather.

Doc

[Brian Coltrane]

But I took a nap a few hours ago. Maybe it because I haven't ate today.

I'll share my dinner with ya.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259247393.jpg

[Meadowmufn]

I'll share my dinner with ya.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259247393.jpg

WITHOUT gravy? You gotta have the gravy, cousin. It's the only way to go!

[Brian Coltrane]

WITHOUT gravy? You gotta have the gravy, cousin. It's the only way to go!

MaryAnne bought the wrong stuff again.

[Brian Coltrane]

Oh, Brian, I can tell how glad you are to see me by your posts.

But right now, I'm thinking of skipping the muzzle and going for a scratching post instead...

...particularly one in black leather.

Doc


How ya been, sweetie? I'm always glad to see you!!

Even when you're carrying....that. Did you know you're beautiful when you're angry?

[Meadowmufn]

How ya been, sweetie? I'm always glad to see you!!

Even when you're carrying....that. Did you know you're beautiful when you're angry?

:popcorn:

[pendragon1980]

How ya been, sweetie? I'm always glad to see you!!

Even when you're carrying....that. Did you know you're beautiful when you're angry?

Sweettalker. Did you know you're handsome when begging for mercy?

[DaneyDuke]

Mufn,

Is there any chance of a challenge date extension? Has there been any stories turned in?

[AlexJackson]

Don't waste yer breath, Alex. I don't think she gets it. LOL.

MeadowMufn--

Apparently she doesnt... ah well...*chuckles*

Alex

[AlexJackson]

MeadowMufn---
Pass some of that popcorn over here! Its getting interesting in here....;)

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

MeadowMufn---
Pass some of that popcorn over here! Its getting interesting in here....;)

Alex

Gitcher own popcorn! LOL.

[AlexJackson]

Gitcher own popcorn! LOL.

No popcorn :( For the poor jailbird?? *flutters eyelashes*
please????

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Sweettalker. Did you know you're handsome when begging for mercy?

It's the only thing saving me. My, yer lookin' radiant this evenin', Doc. Can I get you a drink? Pour you some coffee? Clean yer house? Take out your garbage? Paint the garage? Polish your boots? Re-wire a lamp?

[Meadowmufn]

No popcorn :( For the poor jailbird?? *flutters eyelashes*
please????

Alex

Why? You'll just toss it at someone instead of eat it. You guys are always tossing popcorn in the Boar's Nest and never cleanin' it up. I don't want a food fight in the forums too!

[AlexJackson]

Why? You'll just toss it at someone instead of eat it. You guys are always tossing popcorn in the Boar's Nest and never cleanin' it up. I don't want a food fight in the forums too!

Mufn--

I wont toss it! I just want a snack here in my cold and lonely jailcell!

Alex

[pendragon1980]

Polish your boots?

There's an idea.

[Brian Coltrane]

Anythang for you, Doc. That's what I love about you....yer so understandin', and patient, and forgiving. You take things in such stride.

[Meadowmufn]

Anythang for you, Doc. That's what I love about you....yer so understandin', and patient, and forgiving. You take things in such stride.

You'd better hope she doesn't "stride" all over you, Bri...

[pendragon1980]

You'd better hope she doesn't "stride" all over you, Bri...

That's a good idea too. I knew I bought the 6 inch leather boots for a reason.

[Brian Coltrane]

That's a good idea too. I knew I bought the 6 inch leather boots for a reason.

GAH!

.....you bought them because they make you look taller, right?? You always did have great legs. Those boots can't be comfortable....take them off and relax, Doc.

[AlexJackson]

That's a good idea too. I knew I bought the 6 inch leather boots for a reason.

Her boots are made for walking, and thats just what theyll do... Her boots will walk all over you... *laughs*

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

Her boots are made for walking, and thats just what theyll do... Her boots will walk all over you... *laughs*
Alex


<smile and applause> Alex, I didn't know you knew that tune.

[Meadowmufn]

Her boots are made for walking, and thats just what theyll do... Her boots will walk all over you... *laughs*

Alex

Alex, I knew you were going to post that. I should've bet money on it. LOL.

[pendragon1980]

GAH!

.....you bought them because they make you look taller, right?? You always did have great legs. Those boots can't be comfortable....take them off and relax, Doc.

You wanna a *real* close up look at them, Brian?

[Brian Coltrane]

You wanna a *real* close up look at them, Brian?

I think I'm gunna have a coronary.

But what a way to go. YES!! Yes I do! YES! YES! EEEYESSSS!!

[AlexJackson]

I think I'm gunna have a coronary.

But what a way to go. YES!! Yes I do! YES! YES! EEEYESSSS!!

Whoa! Brian! Steady now! *chuckles*

Alex

[MaryAnne]

MaryAnne bought the wrong stuff again.

Did not!

[MaryAnne]

*looks around realizin' Brian's about to get...err..stepped on*

Uh, on second thought I'll argue about the dog food later.....

[AlexJackson]

MaryAnne---
I hope that can of Alpo isnt what youre feeding the prisoners? *chuckles*

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

*looks around realizin' Brian's about to get...err..stepped on*

Uh, on second thought I'll argue about the dog food later.....

GAH!! MaryAnne! You're uh...home early....

Doc and I were just...sortin' out a little misunderstandin' over my welcome wagon gestures.

[MaryAnne]

MaryAnne---
I hope that can of Alpo isnt what youre feeding the prisoners? *chuckles*

Alex

No, it's not. Flash and Bandit would be some upset with that! ;)

[MaryAnne]

GAH!! MaryAnne! You're uh...home early....

Doc and I were just...sortin' out a little misunderstandin' over my welcome wagon gestures.

Oh please, don't let me stop y'all. Continue to sort it out!

:popcorn:

[Brian Coltrane]

Oh please, don't let me stop y'all. Continue to sort it out!

:popcorn:


Ya know, a reasonable person would be embarassed by this situation by now...

But this is me we're talkin' about. WAAAHOOOOOO!! Doc, where were we.

[AlexJackson]

MaryAnne--
Since Alpo isnt my supper what is? Can I have some of that popcorn??

Youre starving prisoner....

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

MaryAnne--
Since Alpo isnt my supper what is? Can I have some of that popcorn??

Youre starving prisoner....

Alex

:popcorn: <contemplates silently if Alex or Brian's predicament is more amusing. Deputy and Doc are pretty nice.>

[pendragon1980]

Ya know, a reasonable person would be embarassed by this situation by now...

But this is me we're talkin' about. WAAAHOOOOOO!! Doc, where were we.

Negoitating the terms of your surrender, I do believe.

[AlexJackson]

Negoitating the terms of your surrender, I do believe.

This calls for lots of popcorn!!!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Rosco_Lover]

Don't waste yer breath, Alex. I don't think she gets it. LOL.


I get it thank you very much, Mufn.

[AlexJackson]

I get it thank you very much, Mufn.


RL--

Oh you do huh? Enlighten me on what you do get...

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

RL--

Oh you do huh? Enlighten me on what you do get...

Alex

*Sigh* not in the mood to fight tonight. How about I just letcha out??

[AlexJackson]

*Sigh* not in the mood to fight tonight. How about I just letcha out??


You werent the one that put me in jail, it was MaryAnne...if I get freed suddenly without her say so, I might be sporting bulletholes in the seat of my pants...*chuckles*

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

You werent the one that put me in jail, it was MaryAnne...if I get freed suddenly without her say so, I might be sporting bulletholes in the seat of my pants...*chuckles*

Alex

Well, alright. Dont say I didn't offer to help you out though.

[AlexJackson]

Well, alright. Dont say I didn't offer to help you out though.


MaryAnne outranks you! *laughs* Shes the Deputy in this town...appreciate the offer though but to be safe I'll wait for MaryAnne...

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Well, have fun...

[Meadowmufn]

Bored tonight, RL?

[AlexJackson]

:lol: Well, have fun...

Its not so bad in here... I'm protected, safe, got a few books and some smokes...and some beef jerky! *shrugs* Could be worse...

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Bored tonight, RL?

Try depressed.

[Meadowmufn]

Try depressed.

'bout what?

[AlexJackson]

Try depressed.


Why are you depressed?

[Rosco_Lover]

'bout what?

Alot of things.. stressed, tired, plus im pregnant.

[Meadowmufn]

Alot of things.. stressed, tired, plus im pregnant.

Well, take care of yourself.

[Rosco_Lover]

Well, take care of yourself.


Trying to.

[AlexJackson]

Mufn--

You need a drink icon in here! All that popcorn made me thirsty!

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Mufn--

You need a drink icon in here! All that popcorn made me thirsty!

Alex

I'll go find some. LOL. Whaddya want? Beer? Wine? Tequila? LOL.

[Rosco_Lover]

I'll go find some. LOL. Whaddya want? Beer? Wine? Tequila? LOL.



Tequila.

[AlexJackson]

I'll go find some. LOL. Whaddya want? Beer? Wine? Tequila? LOL.


All of the above! :lol:

[Meadowmufn]

Tequila.

You shouldn't be drinkin', Missy. LOL. How about a Shirley Temple?

[Rosco_Lover]

You shouldn't be drinkin', Missy. LOL. How about a Shirley Temple?

Eh, im drinking rum and coke right now.

[Rosco_Lover]

All of the above! :lol:



YA DRUNK!

[AlexJackson]

YA DRUNK!


*Blows raspberry*

[Meadowmufn]

Eh, im drinking rum and coke right now.

If you're really pregnant, you shouldn't be drinking... period.

[Rosco_Lover]

If you're really pregnant, you shouldn't be drinking... period.



No just my character is you neener! :p

[Rosco_Lover]

*Blows raspberry*

EW..

[Meadowmufn]

No just my character is you neener! :p

Is just your character pregnant too? Cuz this isn't exactly a roleplay thread. You should draw a distinction between real life and role play.

[AlexJackson]

Is just your character pregnant too? Cuz this isn't exactly a roleplay thread. You should draw a distinction between real life and role play.


*Hearty applause* Thank you Mufn!!!! Ive been saying that for days now because its been hard to tell who is who here...

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

:beer: :whitewine:

You have two choices... beer or white wine.
Or for those who'd like a non-alcoholic beverage, we have...

:rootbeer: :soda:
Rootbeer and sody pop.

[Rosco_Lover]

Alright, i'll stop confusin' ya'll. Just my character is. I'm to smart in real life to get preggers, LOL. Dont need kids when im still a kid at heart.

[AlexJackson]

You have two choices... beer or white wine.
Or for those who'd like a non-alcoholic beverage, we have...


Rootbeer and sody pop.


And a can of SPAM! Mufn you thought of everything!! :D

[Rosco_Lover]

:beer: :whitewine:

You have two choices... beer or white wine.
Or for those who'd like a non-alcoholic beverage, we have...

:rootbeer: :soda:
Rootbeer and sody pop.

That beer better not be watered down.

[Meadowmufn]

Alright, i'll stop confusin' ya'll. Just my character is. I'm to smart in real life to get preggers, LOL. Dont need kids when im still a kid at heart.

Ya never shoulda STARTED confusin' us. Leave the roleplay to the roleplay threads.

Let's get back on topic here. This is the :dog: collar challenge!

[Rosco_Lover]

Ya never shoulda STARTED confusin' us. Leave the roleplay to the roleplay threads.

Let's get back on topic here. This is the :dog: collar challenge!

Sorry, and that is one ugly dog. You got post in that sentence.

[Meadowmufn]

Sorry, and that is one ugly dog. You got post in that sentence.

Ok, ya hijack the thread by saying your pregnant when you're really not and then ya insult my dog. Yer treadin' on thin ice, missy. That's 50 demerits for ya.

[Rosco_Lover]

Ok, ya hijack the thread by saying your pregnant when you're really not and then ya insult my dog. Yer treadin' on thin ice, missy. That's 50 demerits for ya.


I meant the dog icon. Not saddie. Geesh

[Meadowmufn]

I meant the dog icon. Not saddie. Geesh

I meant the dog icon.

[Rosco_Lover]

I meant the dog icon.



Oh, geez.

[Rosco_Lover]

LMAO!

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/SheriffRoscoPColtrane/capture258.jpg

[Meadowmufn]

Could we please get back on topic here?

Some of you have asked for an extension for the challenge. What date do you guys think would work for ya?

[Brian Coltrane]

Could we please get back on topic here?

Some of you have asked for an extension for the challenge. What date do you guys think would work for ya?


Topic? Challenge? Date?

[Meadowmufn]

Topic? Challenge? Date?
:fryingpan:

[Brian Coltrane]

Aw, does this mean Doc and I can't finish our....um...making up in front of everybody?

[Meadowmufn]

Aw, does this mean Doc and I can't finish our....um...making up in front of everybody?

Is it related at all to the Dog Collar Challenge?

[Brian Coltrane]

Well, sorta...that's what started the whole thing, all I said was, I was gonna enter the challenge and write a story! Next thing I knew, all hell had broke lose, and then Doc was mad at me because I flirted wih somebody new, and then before that MaryAnne was annoyed because I was gonna make her wear a collar, so she was gonna put me in a dog's ballerina costume, and then Alex pissed off MaryAnne and she threw him in the clink, but I stayed outta that one.

[Meadowmufn]

Well, sorta...that's what started the whole thing, all I said was, I was gonna enter the challenge and write a story! Next thing I knew, all hell had broke lose, and then Doc was mad at me because I flirted wih somebody new, and then before that MaryAnne was annoyed because I was gonna make her wear a collar, so she was gonna put me in a dog's ballerina costume, and then Alex pissed off MaryAnne and she threw him in the clink, but I stayed outta that one.

Then go for it. :popcorn:

[AlexJackson]

Could we please get back on topic here?

Some of you have asked for an extension for the challenge. What date do you guys think would work for ya?


Mufn--

How about July 30th and we can also throw in something about the 4th of July? Patriotism or fireworks, etc?? or in my case.... freedom!! *chuckles*

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

Mufn--

How about July 30th and we can also throw in something about the 4th of July? Patriotism or fireworks, etc?? or in my case.... freedom!! *chuckles*

Alex Eh, LoL. You can just watch the fireworks. Well, I guess the means I gotta write a fanfic since I caused some problems.

[AlexJackson]

Eh, LoL. You can just watch the fireworks. Well, I guess the means I gotta write a fanfic since I caused some problems.


RL---

Who needs fireworks?? Not when we got Doc and Brian! :lol:

*chuckles*

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

RL---

Who needs fireworks?? Not when we got Doc and Brian! :lol:

*chuckles*

Alex

Eh, true I suppose. I'm gonna sit back and watch 'em.

[AlexJackson]

Eh, true I suppose. I'm gonna sit back and watch 'em.


Oh me too!!! :popcorn:

[Rosco_Lover]

Oh me too!!! :popcorn:

Its been pretty much a boring day for me.

[Brian Coltrane]

Talk about performance pressure! Everybody's watchin'. GAAAAAH!!!!

Last thang Doc said to me, is something about the terms of my surrender... how the hell do I respond to that and keep this within a family audience?!

Ahhh, who cares. :D

I'll think a' somethin'. I just need a little time to phrase this right. Ahem.

[AlexJackson]

Talk about performance pressure! Everybody's watchin'. GAAAAAH!!!!

Last thang Doc said to me, is something about the terms of my surrender... how the hell do I respond to that and keep this within a family audience?!

Ahhh, who cares. :D

I'll think a' somethin'. I just need a little time to phrase this right. Ahem.


Brian--

Ummm if youre afraid to vocalize your surrender, how about you wave a white flag? :D

Alex

[DaneyDuke]

Some of you have asked for an extension for the challenge. What date do you guys think would work for ya?

:soda: MeadowMufn, that's an idea... have a pick your own date when your story will be finished.

[Meadowmufn]

:soda: MeadowMufn, that's an idea... have a pick your own date when your story will be finished.

Ummm... No. Otherwise, Brian and MaryAnne will be done in about 5 years. :roll:

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian--

Ummm if youre afraid to vocalize your surrender, how about you wave a white flag? :D

Alex


Wear a white flag and nothin' else under it? Great idea!

'Cept I don't look good in white. Hmm.....

[AlexJackson]

Wear a white flag and nothin' else under it? Great idea!

'Cept I don't look good in white. Hmm.....

Brian---
So you'd wear a toga? As in all hail Caeser Salad? :D

*laughs* Its a Hazzard Toga party!!!

Alex

[Rosco_Lover]

*Whistles to self*

[DaneyDuke]

Ummm... No. Otherwise, Brian and MaryAnne will be done in about 5 years. :roll:

I've always thought they shared quality adventures. But then again,
I can be a :butthead:

[Meadowmufn]

But then again,
I can be a :butthead:

No comment.

[deathangel_tori]

Brian---
So you'd wear a toga? As in all hail Caeser Salad? :D

*laughs* Its a Hazzard Toga party!!!

Alex

oddly i think brian would look good in a toga, a black one ;)

[Rosco_Lover]

My, god. the images in my head.. :fryingpan:

[deathangel_tori]

oh geez he's not the terrible to the eye .... as long as your blind ;)

[Rosco_Lover]

By time this challenge is over. Mufn, will have me hanged. She ain't denying it either, LMAO!

[Rosco_Lover]

oh geez he's not the terrible to the eye .... as long as your blind ;)



Ain't that the truth. The BLIND part.

[deathangel_tori]

seriously though dog collar challenge, i do have a paragraph written and as usual you dang coltranes got me off course. i really hope i have no boss morrow so i can finish this instead of capping vids

[Rosco_Lover]

WHere do you get your vids at anyways? DVD's?

[Meadowmufn]

seriously though dog collar challenge, i do have a paragraph written and as usual you dang coltranes got me off course. i really hope i have no boss morrow so i can finish this instead of capping vids

Attention! Attention! deathangel_tori will not be submitting a challenge fic because she'll be chained to her computer capping vids for us. Hehehe.

Seriously tho', those are some great vid caps you uploaded today, Tori.

[Rosco_Lover]

Attention! Attention! deathangel_tori will not be submitting a challenge fic because she'll be chained to her computer capping vids for us. Hehehe.

Seriously tho', those are some great vid caps you uploaded today, Tori.


All because of me, LMAO. I couldnt download her video's. So I asked her to do some screen caps. She did them. Real nice of her too. ^_^

If my PC wouldnt have got hit by lighting I would have over 300 pics posted. :evil:

[Rosco_Lover]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/SheriffRoscoPColtrane/rosco24.jpg


Love this pic of Flash.

[Meadowmufn]

All because of me, LMAO. I couldnt download her video's. So I asked her to do some screen caps. She did them. Real nice of her too. ^_^

If my PC wouldnt have got hit by lighting I would have over 300 pics posted. :evil:

Tori, we wuv you!* http://www.mazeguy.net/romantic/smooch.gif

*In an appreciative, platonic sort of way...

[Meadowmufn]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/SheriffRoscoPColtrane/rosco24.jpg


Love this pic of Flash.

Awwwwwwww! There's the puppy...

[deathangel_tori]

WHere do you get your vids at anyways? DVD's?

most are, theres a couple i snagged off the tv

[deathangel_tori]

Attention! Attention! deathangel_tori will not be submitting a challenge fic because she'll be chained to her computer capping vids for us. Hehehe.

Seriously tho', those are some great vid caps you uploaded today, Tori.

oi, now, i'll get it in, some year at this rate, lol, i just have 3 more vids that i got so far to cap. i believe in sharing.

[deathangel_tori]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/SheriffRoscoPColtrane/rosco24.jpg


Love this pic of Flash.

awwwww!

[Rosco_Lover]

Tori, we wuv you!* http://www.mazeguy.net/romantic/smooch.gif

*In an appreciative, platonic sort of way...

LOL

[DaneyDuke]

oi, now, i'll get it in, some year at this rate, lol, i just have 3 more vids that i got so far to cap. i believe in sharing.


:rootbeer: Thank you for making sure to include what movie / tv show it was from!

[deathangel_tori]

Tori, we wuv you!* http://www.mazeguy.net/romantic/smooch.gif

*In an appreciative, platonic sort of way...

whew ya had me worried there. tween rl's gender switching, balloon animals, togas and pregnencies i'm reaaaaaallllllly confused :confused:

[deathangel_tori]

:rootbeer: Thank you for making sure to include what movie / tv show it was from!

it kinda helps when trying to figure it out

[Meadowmufn]

whew ya had me worried there. tween rl's gender switching, balloon animals, togas and pregnencies i'm reaaaaaallllllly confused :confused:

Not to mention the pregnant, toga wearing balloon animals...

[Rosco_Lover]

most are, theres a couple i snagged off the tv

They just need to release them all on DVD. Daburnit! I know I got a few on DVD.

Ride Lonesome (Bootleg, thanks eBay), Ole To Billy Joe (Bootleg, Thanks eBay), Both Dukes Of Hazzard Movies with orignal cast (Bootlegs!!, Thanks eBay), Sounder, The Killer Shrews, Hooper, Shenodoha, The End, Bonanza, And of course the DOH Seasons 1 - 7.

I know you can get Run Simon Run on DVD and The Left handed Gun as well. Plan on getting those too.

[deathangel_tori]

Not to mention the pregnant, toga wearing balloon animals...

those scare me worse of all!!!! :-o

[Rosco_Lover]

:rootbeer: Thank you for making sure to include what movie / tv show it was from!



Sorry, I didnt do mine like that, LoL. Was in a hurry.

[deathangel_tori]

They just need to release them all on DVD. Daburnit! I know I got a few on DVD.

Ride Lonesome (Bootleg, thanks eBay), Ole To Billy Joe (Bootleg, Thanks eBay), Both Dukes Of Hazzard Movies with orignal cast (Bootlegs!!, Thanks eBay), Sounder, The Killer Shrews, Hooper, Shenodoha, The End, Bonanza, And of course the DOH Seasons 1 - 7.

I know you can get Run Simon Run on DVD and The Left handed Gun as well. Plan on getting those too.

would be helpful, but till then.... sides if i recall didnt they just release ride lonesome on dvd?

[Rosco_Lover]

would be helpful, but till then.... sides if i recall didnt they just release ride lonesome on dvd?


If they did im gonna be mad, LOL.

[deathangel_tori]

Sorry, I didnt do mine like that, LoL. Was in a hurry.

i'm almost sure i forgot a title here and there so i'm hoping people will figure out by what its surrounded by. i can go back and edit these right?

[deathangel_tori]

If they did im gonna be mad, LOL.

just checked it hasn't but it looks like they eventually will

[Meadowmufn]

i'm almost sure i forgot a title here and there so i'm hoping people will figure out by what its surrounded by. i can go back and edit these right?

I think you can. If not, just email me or MaryAnne the edits you need and we'll do 'em.

I think they just released a digitally remastered dvd of Left Handed Gun. (I love that movie!) I'll have to see if I can dig up all my sound files and pics from it. Khee!

[Rosco_Lover]

just checked it hasn't but it looks like they eventually will

So did I check.

[Rosco_Lover]

I think you can. If not, just email me or MaryAnne the edits you need and we'll do 'em.

I think they just released a digitally remastered dvd of Left Handed Gun. (I love that movie!) I'll have to see if I can dig up all my sound files and pics from it. Khee!

After seeing pics from tori on that movie. I gotta get it.

[deathangel_tori]

After seeing pics from tori on that movie. I gotta get it.

as meadowmufn says its a good movie

[Rosco_Lover]

I dont think im gonna like it when James gets his head blown off though. >=(

[deathangel_tori]

I dont think im gonna like it when James gets his head blown off though. >=(

that is a bit much i agree i end going 'poor rosco' then i realise i shoulda said james, though he does get hit alot in these movies

[Rosco_Lover]

I think he is used to both names, LoL.

[MaryAnne]

*steps up to bars of the jail cell :popcorn:* Well Alex, how ya holdin' up in there?

:deputy: :popcorn:


(KHEE!! I love the deputy icon!!! :deputy: )

[Meadowmufn]

*steps up to bars of the jail cell :popcorn:* Well Alex, how ya holdin' up in there?

:deputy: :popcorn:


(KHEE!! I love the deputy icon!!! )

I think you should put him on a chain gang, Deputy. :bullwhip:
LOL!

[MaryAnne]

I think you should put him on a chain gang, Deputy. :bullwhip:
LOL!

BAHAHA! I may have to, looks like he's fallen asleep in the cell there. Yoo hoo! Alex! WAKE UP!! *finds old tin cup and clangs on the bars*

:deputy:

[AlexJackson]

BAHAHA! I may have to, looks like he's fallen asleep in the cell there. Yoo hoo! Alex! WAKE UP!! *finds old tin cup and clangs on the bars*

:deputy:

AHH!! *sits up with a start wiping eyes* MaryAnne!

[MaryAnne]

AHH!! *sits up with a start wiping eyes* MaryAnne!

I'm sorry, did I wake you? Khee!

Ya hungry? :spam:

[AlexJackson]

I'm sorry, did I wake you? Khee!

Ya hungry? :spam:

Must have dozed off ...*smiles* yeah Im hungry... *sees the SPAM* uhhh thanks....

[Meadowmufn]

Must have dozed off ...*smiles* yeah Im hungry... *sees the SPAM* uhhh thanks....

I don't like SPAM! Khee...

[AlexJackson]

I don't like SPAM! Khee...


Mufn---
Cant say I love it either but... beats starving.. *chuckles*

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Mufn---
Cant say I love it either but... beats starving.. *chuckles*

Alex

Eat some popcorn!:popcorn:

[Konrad Lee Duke]

After my story is finished....hopefully it will be before the end of the month....whats the email address i send it to?

[Meadowmufn]

After my story is finished....hopefully it will be before the end of the month....whats the email address i send it to?

Send it to http://www.hazzardnet.com/images/email.jpg

[Konrad Lee Duke]

ahhh ok thankee

[Brian Coltrane]

Wow...an official question! Just shows to go ya, anything can happen in this topic.

[Meadowmufn]

Wow...an official question! Just shows to go ya, anything can happen in this topic.

Yeah, it kinda threw me there for a second.

[Konrad Lee Duke]

lol just thought i'd get back on topic....but know ya's are free to go off topic again :D

[Brian Coltrane]

Found a few collars that work for this crowd.....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259559334.jpg

[Konrad Lee Duke]

oooh! i claim the "stud" one ;)

[Brian Coltrane]

oooh! i claim the "stud" one ;)

That's fine. I think Alex has dibbs on the "Diva" one.

[Konrad Lee Duke]

lol

[Meadowmufn]

I'd take the Angel one, but we all know the irony in that. Don't we?:rolleyes:

[Brian Coltrane]

I'd take the Angel one, but we all know the irony in that. Don't we?:rolleyes:

Heh! Yeah, I don't think any of us will claim that one.

Meantime - here's yet more picking on Alex. For those tuning in late and wondering why MaryAnne threw him in the brig, this should explain everything.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259564897.jpg

Bad dog, Alex. Bad.

[Meadowmufn]

Heh! Yeah, I don't think any of us will claim that one.

Meantime - here's yet more picking on Alex. For those tuning in late and wondering why MaryAnne threw him in the brig, this should explain everything.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259564897.jpg

Bad dog, Alex. Bad.

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

[AlexJackson]

Found a few collars that work for this crowd.....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259559334.jpg

Brian---

No I dont want the DIVA one, but the STUD one...that might be more fitting! *laughs* :D

Alex

[AlexJackson]

Heh! Yeah, I don't think any of us will claim that one.

Meantime - here's yet more picking on Alex. For those tuning in late and wondering why MaryAnne threw him in the brig, this should explain everything.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259564897.jpg

Bad dog, Alex. Bad.

Brian--

*bursts out laughing* Great picture...but slightly wrong! I prefer cigarettes to cigars but the pistol is cool, though I prefer 9MM Berettas. *laughs* shame on me...;)

Alex

[MaryAnne]

Brian--

*bursts out laughing* Great picture...but slightly wrong! I prefer cigarettes to cigars but the pistol is cool, though I prefer 9MM Berettas. *laughs* shame on me...;)

Alex

So the red bow is accurate? KHEE!!!

[MaryAnne]

Found a few collars that work for this crowd.....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259559334.jpg

Hmmm...there wasn't one that said DEPUTY? Or SASSY? Or BANDIT? Or ALPHA BIT--- uh, never mind. Heh!


:deputy: :dog:

[Julieduke]

I wander what all of y'll would do is my brother's cat Britney would walk by everybody. She certainly don't like dogs none.

[Julieduke]

Love the photo, Rosco's workout gear always cracks me up.

[Julieduke]

Brian---
So you'd wear a toga? As in all hail Caeser Salad? :D

*laughs* Its a Hazzard Toga party!!!

Alex
Toga, Toga, Toga, Toga, Toga I just got a call from James Bond can he attend he's not too shy he'll where one too. "JulieDuke".
P.S. I hope you don't mind he parked in the Sheriff's spot he couldn't find any other spot.

[pendragon1980]

Found a few collars that work for this crowd.....

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259559334.jpg

I think a collar to describe me wouldn't be fitting on a family forums.

;)

Doc

[Julieduke]

I collar to describe me would be Princess is that still available.

[Julieduke]

Hey Everybody who's chatting right now. I'm live in Cleveland and I think I don't like the San Antonio Spurs beating my Cavaliers by Three Points and a Sportscaster had a funny blooper and I think talk show hosts are going to love this one now this was said by somebody in Cleveland "Eva Longario is filing in for Tony Parker." He was too much into Eva at the time and is all kinds of celebrites in town right now so if you want to see somebody famous watch the game tonight it's on Espn and Abc I think. I hoping Cleveland wins tonight and stays in the series, any Cleveland or San Antonio fans online today.

[Brian Coltrane]

I think a collar to describe me wouldn't be fitting on a family forums.

;)

Doc


You're not the one who would usually wear the collar anyhow.

[Julieduke]

You're not the one who would usually wear the collar anyhow.
Well, If I had a dog I would by Angel for the Dog.

[pendragon1980]

You're not the one who would usually wear the collar anyhow.

Maybe I'll have to try it, I think it would be a good look on me.

Doc

[Brian Coltrane]

Hmmm...there wasn't one that said DEPUTY? Or SASSY? Or BANDIT? Or ALPHA BIT--- uh, never mind. Heh!


:deputy: :dog:


GAAAAH!! :spittake:


You know, we've narrowly avoided the "B" word in this thread! Tho', per the American Kennel Club, it's perfectly fine to use the word *****.

THERE! I said it! It's out there!! I couldn't hold it back anymore!!

Of course, you could have been innocently discussing cereal.

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL489/4138106/9090576/259641313.jpg


Then again, who are we kidding?

[Brian Coltrane]

Maybe I'll have to try it, I think it would be a good look on me.

Doc

Anything does look good on you. As well as nothing!

That reminds me...Doc, I take it you've forgiven me for my indiscretions with RL ? Or are you still looking for...uh...some sort of restitution?

[AlexJackson]

So the red bow is accurate? KHEE!!!

MaryAnne--

No I dont wear bows! Hey youre supposed to be nice to me as your prisoner..No cruel and unusual punishment remember? I think the SPAM counts! *laughs*

Alex

[AlexJackson]

Anything does look good on you. As well as nothing!

That reminds me...Doc, I take it you've forgiven me for my indiscretions with RL ? Or are you still looking for...uh...some sort of restitution?


Brian---
The only way to make up for it would be to behave! So you might have to or I might end up with a cellmate! Can you behave or is MaryAnne going to be serving two people SPAM for supper? :lol:

Alex

[Julieduke]

Brian---
The only way to make up for it would be to behave! So you might have to or I might end up with a cellmate! Can you behave or is MaryAnne going to be serving two people SPAM for supper? :lol:

Alex
Well, Spam ain't so bad. Ahh, wait a minute who's cooking it. Just add some Salsa to it and called it Mexican.

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian---
The only way to make up for it would be to behave! So you might have to or I might end up with a cellmate! Can you behave or is MaryAnne going to be serving two people SPAM for supper? :lol:

Alex


Appreciate your Spam, Alex. I always got chipped beef on stale bread. Three days in a row of that, will bring a man down.

[AlexJackson]

Appreciate your Spam, Alex. I always got chipped beef on stale bread. Three days in a row of that, will bring a man down.


Brian--
Well the SPAM will bring a man down too! I'm hoping MaryAnne will bring me something else or someone will bring me a hamburger!!

Alex

[B.L. Davenport]

Lordy this thread has more twists and turns than the road that widow maker bend is on. It's a wild and excitin' ride though!!!!

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian--
Well the SPAM will bring a man down too! I'm hoping MaryAnne will bring me something else or someone will bring me a hamburger!!

Alex


Well ol' buddy...I don't think you're gonna be in there long enuff for it to matter. I'm trying to talk MaryAnne out of her dire scheme, though. Be brave.

[AlexJackson]

Well ol' buddy...I don't think you're gonna be in there long enuff for it to matter. I'm trying to talk MaryAnne out of her dire sheme, though. Be brave.


Brian---

Thanks man!! If I stay in here on nothing but a SPAM diet, I'll waste away! And Im lanky enough as it is! *chuckles*

:D Thanks Buddy I sure do appreciate it!

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian---

Thanks man!! If I stay in here on nothing but a SPAM diet, I'll waste away! And Im lanky enough as it is! *chuckles*

:D Thanks Buddy I sure do appreciate it!

Alex


I don't know how to tell ya this, but I ain't exactly talkin' parole.

[AlexJackson]

I don't know how to tell ya this, but I ain't exactly talkin' parole.

Brian--

Youre not talking parole?? :-o Well then....


*gulps* what are you talking about?

Alex

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian--

Youre not talking parole?? :-o Well then....


*gulps* what are you talking about?

Alex


I shouldn't be tellin' you this. But ya know how you've been teasing and flirting with MaryAnne, and getting all fresh with her....well, there's one way she can put a stop to it for good, and save money on jailbird chow. It's not a pretty picture, but I have to give her credit for the efficiency of the solution she's got in mind.

[AlexJackson]

I shouldn't be tellin' you this. But ya know how you've been teasing and flirting with MaryAnne, and getting all fresh with her....well, there's one way she can put a stop to it for good, and save money on jailbird chow. It's not a pretty picture, but I have to give her credit for the efficiency of the solution she's got in mind.


*mouth dropping open...* you mean... you mean.......................:-o

She means to.............................*thud*

[Brian Coltrane]

*mouth dropping open...* you mean... you mean.......................:-o

She means to.............................*thud*


She's giving it some thought, Alex. I mean, she likes you, but there's some things that can't go unanswered. So it's nothing personal.

I'll miss ya tho'.

[AlexJackson]

She's giving it some thought, Alex. I mean, she likes you, but there's some things that can't go unanswered. So it's nothing personal.

I'll miss ya tho'.

I'm doomed!!!! :-o

To the gallows at such a young age... for the crime of Deputy flirting!!!


Dont I even get a last meal?? Or am I stuck with SPAM???

[DaneyDuke]

I'm doomed!!!! :-o To the gallows at such a young age...


Cheer up Alex,

She could take MeadowMufn's suggestion of a chain gang. Have you escorted to Daydream Island. Maybe she'd consider letting Hazzard citizens vote on your fate?

[deathangel_tori]

Cheer up Alex,

She could take MeadowMufn's suggestion of a chain gang. Have you escorted to Daydream Island. Maybe she'd consider letting Hazzard citizens vote on your fate?

you really want to seal his fate don't ya?

[DaneyDuke]

you really want to seal his fate don't ya?

I'm pretty confidant any speculation on my part will not influence MaryAnne's decision in what she chooses to do to Alex.

[deathangel_tori]

I'm pretty confidant any speculation on my part will not influence MaryAnne's decision in what she chooses to do to Alex.

yeah but leaving it up to the hazzard cits.? they have outlawed hangings right?

[DaneyDuke]

yeah but leaving it up to the hazzard cits.? they have outlawed hangings right?

Possibly in the old west but Boss don't like violence. I guess that could be risky depending on the choices for citizens to vote.

Anyone turned a story in yet?

[Meadowmufn]

Possibly in the old west but Boss don't like violence. I guess that could be risky depending on the choices for citizens to vote.

Anyone turned a story in yet?

Hey, HERE'S a thought. How about you respect the authority of the admins of this board and leave the decision up to MaryAnne? This site is not a democracy. It's a benevolent dictatorship. LOL.:bullwhip:

[AlexJackson]

Hey, HERE'S a thought. How about you respect the authority of the admins of this board and leave the decision up to MaryAnne? This site is not a democracy. It's a benevolent dictatorship. LOL.:bullwhip:


Thank you MeadowMufn! :D

Mufn smacking Daney----> :fryingpan: