Teat for Tat

[MaryAnne]

Memo
To: Brian Coltrane
From: MaryAnne Coltrane
Re: Word use on news item of 2/16/07 regarding The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning.


Your news update for 2/16 was well written, cousin, but was using the phrase "squeezing the teat" really necessary?? Didn't we go through something like this already when talkin' about this movie?

They should be calling this movie The Dukes of Hazzard: The End, because it certainly must be a sign of the end of any higher standard that WB could have maintained with the Dukes franchise.

It's also aparently the end of any higher standard we could maintain.

"Teat" that.

Respectfully,

MaryAnne

[Brian Coltrane]

Memo
To: MaryAnne Coltrane
From: Brian Coltrane
Re: Word use on news item of 2/16/07 regarding The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning.

No offense was intended, of course. "Teat" was used instead of other terms that would suit the same illustration for milking the cash cow.

There's udder ways I could have put it, but I couldn't pull the words from mammary.

Brian

p.s. When did we get a higher standard?

[Meadowmufn]

Memo
To: MaryAnne Coltrane, Brian Coltrane
From: Meadowmufn
Re: standards

You have to have standards before you can have higher standards. And if we, at one time, had any standards, I didn't get the memo.

Mufn

[MaryAnne]

Memo
To: Brian Coltrane
From: MaryAnne Coltrane
Re: Word use on news item of 2/16/07 regarding The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning.


We had a higher standard only in that we hadn't allowed ourselves to go any lower than the average standard that we were maintaining up until the time this movie was well under production. As such, the standard we had was rather high as compared to the standard we ended up lowering ourselves to and are now about to lower ourselves to even further.

Of course, that high standard was probably still pretty low comparatively speaking to the type of high standard we COULD have been maintaining and it's quite clear that we're about embark on a new high...in lows.

It's udder nonesense.

MaryAnne

[Brian Coltrane]

Memo
To: MaryAnne Coltrane
From: Brian Coltrane
Re: Word use on news item of 2/16/07 regarding The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning.


Does this mean we can't do the bikini video of you washing the patrol car?

We're gonna call it, "HazzardNet: Unrated!"


Brian

[MaryAnne]

Memo
To: Brian Coltrane
From: MaryAnne Coltrane
RE: Bikini video?!


:-o

Umm, no. More or less because we'd just plain scare folks away with that!HazzardNet: Unrated would become Hazzard Net: Upsetting. I may work at the Boar's Nest part time and weare the appropriate attire for there but that's where I draw the line.


MaryAnne

[Brian Coltrane]

Memo
To: MaryAnne Coltrane
From: Brian Coltrane
RE: Bikini video?!

Aw, if you won't do the bikini car wash video, then that means we have to fallback on the ol' standard money-maker.

And I promised myself I was done with those skin calendar photo shoots. They make me feel so cheap and exploited. Which is why I enjoy it.

I suppose it could be worse. Least I'm not in an unrated Dukes movie.


Brian

[Meadowmufn]

Bri,

You work at HazzardNet. That in itself should make you feel cheap and exploited. If it doesn't, I'll have to work a li'l harder... and none of us want that. Do we? ;)

[TXZ045]

this topic makes me wonder how my Daisy Duke Wardrobe Malfunction thread has only 'recently' recieved oppositional replies. Afterall that thread has been there for many months.

And as far as this topic here is concerned, I see nothing wrong with what was said in the news-post in question.

[Brian Coltrane]

Vindicated! In fact, I'm surprised that "Squeeze the Teat" didn't become one of the all-time popular catch phrases of 2007.

Of course, if you put that on a t-shirt, you'd get more attention than you probably want. Unless that's the attention you're looking for.

Hmm, if I put other rude but entertaining suggestions on a t-shirt, maybe wearing it around town would improve my love life.

Tho' I can see a few drawbacks, if the reader of the shirt was not the intended recipient for the message. Yow. Nevermind, file that under Bad Ideas.