Favorite Rosco quotes

[Bill-Duke]

From Cletus Falls in Love:

Rosco to the Duke boys in jail: Sleep tight and don't let the crawdeads bite.

[james best]

glad you liked my added jokes on the dukes best to you
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or
rather rosco

[traintownofcowee]

My Favorite Quotes by Rosco are:
"Enos, You Dipstick!"
"What a hurrendous crash!"
"You Scuffed My Vehicle!"
"We're in Hot Pursuit!"
"That's a Big 10-4 My Little Fat Buddy"
"Cyck Cyck"
"Flash wants a doggie num num"
"What kind of fuels do fossils run off of?"
"Im gonna cuff em and stuff em!"
"Enos, you don't say go fish in rummie you dummie"
"You married my fat sister"

[RogerDuke]

from RIP Henry Flatt. "Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"

[Enos Fan]

I caught another great Rosco moment today while watching 'Vance's Girl'. He's sitting on the car hood about to eat a hot dog.

*There's no dog in a hot dog, that's just what they're called.* He says this just after Flash 'woofs' at him and he is about to take a bite. I almost fell off my chair with laughter. Poor Rosco, never got to eat his hot dog either. But, that was a really cute moment. IMO. No wonder Rosco's so thin, between Boss Hogg and Flash, the poor guy never gets to eat anything. :D

[Julieduke]

I caught another great Rosco moment today while watching 'Vance's Girl'. He's sitting on the car hood about to eat a hot dog.

*There's no dog in a hot dog, that's just what they're called.* He says this just after Flash 'woofs' at him and he is about to take a bite. I almost fell off my chair with laughter. Poor Rosco, never got to eat his hot dog either. But, that was a really cute moment. IMO. No wonder Rosco's so thin, between Boss Hogg and Flash, the poor guy never gets to eat anything. :D
In my yard, we got three stray cats that hang around and it seems the male Tuxedo cat Socks never gets to eat either. There's Bandit she is a Calico but you can't tell all the time and she is expecting some little Bandits right now and she getting big now. And there is the little guy Tiger he is tiger-striped kitten maybe a year old now and between him and Bandit, Socks never gets to eat he's pretty thin as well.

[Meadowmufn]

glad you liked my added jokes on the dukes best to you
james best
or
rather rosco



Jimmie makes a good point. He adlibbed a lot of his lines. As he said on the CMT special, if the lines were good, the writers took credit for it. If they fell flat, they'd say "that SOB is adlibbing again!" LOL.

[Rosco_Lover]

Jimmie makes a good point. He adlibbed a lot of his lines. As he said on the CMT special, if the lines were good, the writers took credit for it. If they fell flat, they'd say "that SOB is adlibbing again!" LOL.

LOL! You SOB your adlibbing again! Get off the stage!

[Meadowmufn]

Jimmie's and Sorrell's adlibbing were some of the best parts of the show. They made the writers look good. LOL.

[xxgeneral_lee01xx]

Enos, You Dipstick
What a hurrendous crash
You Scuffed My Vehicle
We're in Hot Pursuit
Im gonna cuff em and stuff em

[RogerDuke]

I like this one by Rosco's Mama from "Mrs Rosco P Coltrane" after Rosco told her he was marrying someone he had met through a computer dating service.
"You mean you got a girl out of a machine? Lordy, what will they think of next?"

[RogerDuke]

On "The Return of the Mean Green Machine" Boss said to Rosco....
"The Best offense is a bigger offense"
To which Rosco responded....
"And I tell ya, we are the most offensive people in these parts"

[RogerDuke]

This is also from "The Return of the Mean Green Machine"
It's Rosco speaking to Boss
"You're the only man I know that can steal a man's teeth....and then come back for the gums"