You Might Be a Redneck if

[Julieduke]

You Might Be a Redneck If Making your bed involves removing at least three animals first."

[tanya71]

LOL! That's a good one.. Do you know anymore Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Jokes like that one?? I like his "You're a Redneck if..

[DanielPHorse]

You might be a Redneck if you can name the entire cast of the Dukes of Hazzard . . . but not your congressman.

[Brian Coltrane]

You might be a redneck, if the Cracker Barrell hired a bouncer to keep you out.


Brian

[boiscute2007]

Ha I like 'em they're all funny

Just so ya know I CAN name the entire cast of Dukes, but I CAN'T name my congressman.

Sad ain't it?

[B.L. Davenport]

LOL guess I'm a redneck cos I can certainly name the cast but no idea who my congressman is...oh well I think if it was the other way around it would be much sadder :wink:

[Val Strate]

You might be a redneck if you hear 'banjos in your head'!

Tee hee hee!

Val ;D

[DanielPHorse]

You might be a redneck if you hear 'banjos in your head'!

Tee hee hee!

Val ;D


LMAO!! Oh girl, I will never forget the look on a certain person's face when you said that!!!

[Bo_Duke_girl]

Heck I can't even name my congressman, although I can name the president of the united states and my governor

[tanya71]

I'll give you a hint as who the Congressman is, without saying his name.. Ok, instead I'll pick out his fave quote.. LOL!

Breaker 1, breaker 1. I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb...

If you still don't know who it is, you need to watch the 1st reunion again.. LOL!!

[Bo_Duke_girl]

You might be a redneck if.....

You wear your underwear inside out and don’t really care

[Bo_Duke_girl]

that doesn't apply if you're a super hero

[just_me]

you're might be a redneck....

if your working TV stands on top of your broken one

if the wind chime on your front porch is made out of beer cans

if your freezer contains dead squirls and rattle snakes

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company

[MinDuke]

You might be a redneck if....

You might be a redneck if you have season tickets to a tractor pull!

You might be a redneck if the Cracker Barrel has wanted posters hanging with pictures of you and your friends!

You might be a redneck if the color hemi-orange makes up more than 50% of your wardrobe!

And my personal favorite...

You might be a redneck if your yearly vacation is going to Dukesfest! :)

Yeehaw! :wink:

Jax

[bndgirl]

You might be a Redneck is you ever donated or threw out anything really imported to you. EX: Your friends kids picture when you switched wallets(actually happened to me)

Ex: Threw out old cellphone when changing purses and was looking for that said phone for a while and then realized what happened.

[Brian Coltrane]

You might be a redneck if....

..You can't resist picking up discarded furniture that somebody put out at the curb.



Brian

[countrygirl1986]

I know the last post on this thread was posted about two weeks before my last birthday, well actually exactly two weeks before my last birhtday, but I couldn't help but to get in on this...expecially since a lot of this stuff pertains to me (don't ask, please don't ask)

You might be a redneck if you mother can tell a state trooper to f*** himself without removing the marboro from her mouth. (yes, my mother has done it)

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if brian's done it as well lol i'm just joshin' with you brian.

And the whole furniture comment, where do y'all think my computer desk came from? as well as the computer i'm using now (actually the person was shipping it out to goodwill but i needed one so they gave it to me instead) and i got my dvd player that way too. as well as half my arts and crafts supplies. actually those were the end of a yard sale and thhey were tossed to the curb because they didn't go.

[RogerDuke]

I got three for you. They're all true and they're all about me. 1) If you had your adult kid teach you how to use a computer this year because you wanted to see if there was anything about Hazzard County on it....you might be a redneck. 2) If the only thing you ever use your computer for is the Hazzardnet....you might be a redneck. 3) If you think Charlie Daniels running against Uncle Jesse for President of the Universe is a win-win situation...you might be a redneck. Possum on a gumbush. I'm gone.

[The_Dukes_Generl_Lee01]

If you are totally and completely beyond belief obsessed with The Best TV show ever The Dukes of Hazzard and there ain't no doubt about it at all!:D

[Julieduke]

You Might Be A Redneck if, you can name the entire cast of Dukes of Hazzard but your congressman.

You Might Be A Redneck if, You ever accidently donated a pair of 12 year old prescription Arch Supports(they go in your shoes) that was in a pair of brand new shoes and actually wanted them back.(True Story)

You Might Be A Redneck If, You ever donated your mom's brand new top to the local Unique Thrift store and really had to explain that one.(True Story)

You Might Be A Redneck If, You ever found a Twenty dollar bill on your birthday and kept it.(True Story) You Might Be A Redneck If you Found a Twenty Dollar bill in a Trash can when you was low on money.

You Might Be A Redneck If you ever threw out a five dollar bill in the McDonald's garbage can.

[LoriDavenport]

you might be a redneck if u make a bass boat out of a satelite dish

you might be a redneck if you walked ur kid to his 5th grade class because ur in the same grade.

u might be a redneck if u think fast food is hitting a deer at 75 mph.

[Dixie_Nachelle01]

you might be a redneck if your dad chips a tooth and just Super Glues it back together.lol.my dad did that once...or maybe twice...OK! so he did it for the fifth time last week. so what, we're hillbillies.haha.