Great Waylon Lines [Archive] - HazzardNet Forums

Iloveschnieder

01-17-2006, 04:11 AM

I know that this is out there in another section, but I thought we could also do it here, under his name.

Brotherly Love
"Now you can't see the wheels spinning in Enos's head 'cause they're so tiny. But they're really humming.

A Baby for the Dukes
" Now, about this time Boss Hogg was having a county budget meeting with Rosco and Enos, who couldn't count a dozen eggs without taking off thier shoes.

georgiagal1

01-17-2006, 04:25 PM

"And Daisy set off to serve breakfast at the Boars Nest, hard, greasy cookies. Try not to miss it if you can"

~From Shine on Hazzard Moon

MinDuke

01-17-2006, 05:06 PM

Favorite Waylon Quote:

"There's trouble and then theres trouble and the trouble with some trouble is at first...it dont look like trouble."

I know Ive mentioned this before but it bears repeating! And besides, its an awesome line! LOL

Jax

redneck woman

01-17-2006, 05:31 PM

I can't remember the exact line and I'm not sure about the episode either. I think it's from Deputy Dukes. Waylon says something like "Those boys sure do have a pitiful grasp on reality."

Like I said, I can't remember the exact line, but it never fails to crack me up.

georgiagal1

01-17-2006, 05:49 PM

I know what your talking about

Enos is chasing Bo and Luke and Bo says
"shoot thats Enos"
Luke:"so he anit after us...or are you forgetting what side we're on now?"
Bo:"oh yeah for once we anit got nothing to worry about"
Waylon:''Now sometimes them boys have a pitiful grasp on reality"

Thats probably not exact though.

Iloveschnieder

01-21-2006, 02:02 AM

Here are some more that I like.

"Only the Dukes would go to twon to find out why they can't get arrested."

"The casino buniness was cooking like an all day singin' with dinner on the ground."
Now if I only knew what an all day singin' was, and why is dinner on the ground?

Here's one about Duke luck
"Man, I'll tell you, the day they passed out good luck, old Bo and Luke must've been fishing"

"If it wasn't for bad luck , the Dukes wouldn't have any luck at all."

lost_sheep3

01-21-2006, 02:46 AM

"The casino buniness was cooking like an all day singin' with dinner on the ground."
Now if I only knew what an all day singin' was, and why is dinner on the ground?

This is a guess only, but I'd guess that an "all day singin'" would be like a gathering to sing hymns and such. And dinner on the ground is probably a picnic.

I don't know for sure...but a wild guess.

LS3

Bo Duke's Girl

01-21-2006, 02:47 AM

"Well at the worst possible time, guess who's showing!"

-Boars Nest Bears

Iloveschnieder

01-21-2006, 04:08 PM

"Well at the worst possible time, guess who's showing!"

-Boars Nest Bears

I don't remember that line. Who was Waylon referring to?

Bo Duke's Girl

01-21-2006, 04:19 PM

That was when Bo and Luke were standing on the porch and someone pulled up in the car and showed up & I don't know his name. That's when Bo said " Well would you look it there who's coming!"

Iloveschnieder

01-21-2006, 04:23 PM

Iloveschnieder

01-25-2006, 10:46 PM

Get ready for a LONG list. He had so many great lines. No one could do it like him, not even the Narrator in the new movie!

"Man, I'll tell you, the day they passed gout good luck, Old Bo and Luke must've been fishing."

From Nothing But the Truth.
"Whoa now. I know it looks alful peaseful and it don't look much like Hazzard with noby chaign anybody or nothin'..."

From Miss Tri County
"In fact if the Dukes quite driving old Cooter would have to go back to the chicken farm."

This was said while Bo was stuffing Uncle Jesse into the General Lee.
Waylon: "Looks to me they might have to widen that window.

From the Law and Jesse Duke
"I tell you being an entrepereneur is a heavy responsibility. Learning that word wasnt to easy either." (I loved how he pronounced "entrepereneur")

Ok this is from Share and Share Alike and has more than just Waylon's line. It needs to be set up.

The General getting chased and banged around by bad guys.
Bo: "Well why don't we do like General Grant would do?"
Luke: "Whats that?"
Bo: "Retreat"
Driving in reverse still being chased.
Luke: "You sure this is a good idea?"
Bo: "Yeah, don't worry about it, don't worry about it. I got a plan."
As a truck blocks the road in front/back of the General Lee.
Waylon: "Great plan Bo."

Bo Duke's Girl

01-26-2006, 01:22 AM

"That little lady needs a good spanking"

from "Diamonds in the Rough"

Iloveschnieder

01-26-2006, 02:16 AM

I don't remember that episode.

georgiagal1

01-26-2006, 03:05 AM

Its a good one, one of my favorites.

Iloveschnieder

01-26-2006, 11:41 PM

"That little lady needs a good spanking"

from "Diamonds in the Rough"

What is the story line for this episode?

georgiagal1

01-27-2006, 03:52 AM

kk got rid of that mess

My favorite waylon line is: "Welcome to Hazzard County"

Iloveschnieder

02-03-2006, 10:14 PM

A great Waylon line about boss.

-...He was as happy as a rat trapped in a corn crib, 'cause he would have to heat his way out."

Kristy_DUke

03-16-2006, 01:52 AM

"Hazzardville Horror"

Waylon: Things are done differently in Hazzard, but even in Hazzard, plumbers don't usually hide behind bushes.

He said something like that, but watching that last night (from DVD) I found it funny.

bethie88

03-17-2006, 07:36 PM

"It was a slick plan. And it didn't work worth a pitcher of spit."

RogerDuke

06-04-2007, 09:10 PM

from "Mrs Daisy Hogg" when two old big trucks were going fast, side by side, on a narrow dirt road.
"If any of ya'll ever drive through Hazzard, well, you might remember that if it's got wheels, folks tend to want to race it."

MaryAnne

06-05-2007, 12:17 AM

I can't remember the episode (I think it's Money to Burn)...

"If you were headin' for the milk and cookies, you picked a bad time..."

I love the way Waylon does the introductions of the various characters early in season one, like Uncle Jesse...

"Now you're gonna love ol' Jesse. He's quite the study. Jesse's retired moonshiner. And he's very religious. Although he's well read, he's rough as a mouthful of bark when he's riled."

:lol:

RogerDuke

06-09-2007, 05:15 PM

"Once upon a time, there was this very smart Greek fella that said that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Well, I can tell ya right now that that fella had never been to Hazzard County."
Waylon...from 10 Million Dollar Sheriff.

RogerDuke

06-17-2007, 02:56 PM

Here's a great Waylon quote from "Shine on Hazzard Moon" when the Duke boys were doing their usual crazy stunts in the General Lee.
" Ya know, Bo and Luke went to the fair once and road one of those big time rollar coasters. They fell asleep."

BoJamesDuke

07-08-2007, 01:32 PM

Oh one of the greatest i've ever heard him do is in Brotherly Love when the boys are talking about a plan and its all sorted and Daisy goes

And i'll make y'all some sandwiches...

And then Waylon, in a sarcastic positive tone goes

'That oughta help!'

DaisyMaeDuke

07-08-2007, 04:21 PM

I like that one Bo...he's so sarcastic...like me....my favorite though is:

If it rained soup, the Dukes' bowl would be upside down.

RogerDuke

07-17-2007, 03:54 AM

"Hazzard County is the only place that I know of that needs an air traffic controller for cars"
from "Farewell Hazzard"

BoJamesDuke

07-21-2007, 01:30 PM

lol here;s another from 'The Ghost of General Lee'

"Now ain't you glad them boys don't direct traffic at the airport?"

DaisyMaeDuke

07-22-2007, 08:14 PM

yeah those are great ones..

DaisyMaeDuke

07-25-2007, 03:57 AM

ok. Here's one...

From Play it again Luke...

"I can think of smarter things to do than chase Luke Duke and try to take his woman away from him...like eating a grenade."

bethie88

07-26-2007, 02:01 AM

"Cousin Daisy shoots like Annie Oakley, drives like Richard Petty, and knows the word to ALL the Dolly Parton songs."

LoriDavenport

07-26-2007, 04:51 AM

this is a coy and vance episode, "Well at least Coy's got the grasp on the situation...Doesn't he??" I thought it was funny how he said it.

BoJamesDuke

07-29-2007, 05:23 PM

Ok here's a few from a load of episodes lol

If Sheriff Rosco runs Hazzard County, Boss Hogg runs Rosco.

When Daisy found out about her car, well, she took it in her stride (as Daisy chases Bo and Luke with a frying pan.)

Well would you look at that. Bo and Luke spend so much time in a car I wasn’t sure they could even walk much less run.

See, them sissies need a helicopter to fly.

And there’s ol' Rosco...cleverly disguised as a tree.

Just in case y'all are wonderin' what's goin' on, so am I

"One thing bout a family, though they may get in the way sometimes, when you really need 'em nothing else works as good."

RogerDuke

07-30-2007, 04:48 AM

Those are all good ones Bo. Here's one when the bad guys were going to turn part of Hazzard County into a toxic waste dump.
"Dumping toxic waste in Hazzard...why, friends, that's like polluting paradise."

LoriDavenport

07-31-2007, 01:26 AM

from a coy and vance episode: did ya ever see the day were a duke was afraid to drive, what burns my hair was the accident was a phonie!

LoriDavenport

08-02-2007, 01:44 AM

" Now to take a feller's gun is one thing, butto drop a man's britches is another whole, truley unsportsmanship thing to do."

its something like that i cant remember, its funny though.

LoriDavenport

08-07-2007, 02:18 AM

from big brothers, dukes Waylon:Well they was suppose to give him fresh country air.. how do ya like it son?

BoJamesDuke

08-10-2007, 02:10 AM

OK here's one a found from one of the ones ( I dont recall which) when Bo was away...I just found it so funny

I'll bet Daisy'll be glad when Bo gets back...so he can get into all the trouble...

BoJamesDuke

08-12-2007, 04:31 PM

Ok here;s another one from Cale Yarborough comes to Hazzard

Bo: Well we lost Rosco...

Waylon: Nooo you didn't...cause he wasn't chasin you...see..even the Dukes got ego...

LoriDavenport

08-29-2007, 02:26 AM

i love this one from The haunting of J.D Hogg, "I guess thats what makes the Dukes a little special huh?"

it went something like that i absolutley loved it.

RogerDuke

09-14-2007, 03:58 AM

From "The Rustlers"
"Someone once said that nice guys finish last. Well, not always. Not in Hazzard County."

RogerDuke

09-21-2007, 04:35 AM

from the episode "Hazzard Connection"
"There's places in this part of the South that's so peaceful and quiet that a man can almost sit and hear his hair grow. In case any of y'all gotta be told, this ain't one of them places."

LoriDavenport

09-25-2007, 11:22 PM

In Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Duke he says when the General Lee jumps over the truck of outhouses lol,"Boy city folk sure do miss alot."

Id have to agree they do, I love livin in the country!! but they do have just a s much excitement in the city as they do in the country.

dukesrule2000

10-24-2007, 08:38 PM

This is from find Loretta Lynn.After Bo and Luke FLIPED THE gENERAL
Luke: I bet there is no spare in the trunk
Bo : Your on
They start pushing on the General
Waylon: I hope Cooter gets there before they hurt something important.

RogerDuke

12-03-2007, 06:15 AM

I like this one from "The Hack of Hazzard"
"Hazzard sure is tough on strangers...'till they get the hang of it"

RogerDuke

12-07-2007, 04:12 AM

I like this one too. It's how Waylon ended the episode "Diamonds in the Rough"..."Living in Hazzard might be complicated, but it sure is fun! No wonder nobody wants to leave."

RogerDuke

02-10-2008, 06:53 AM

This one's from "The Law and Jesse Duke". Waylon is talking about Boss.
"I tell you, being an entrepreneur is a heavy responsibility. Learning that word wasn't too easy either."

RogerDuke

05-17-2008, 04:21 AM

(from "Farewell Hazzard")
"Ya know, Hazzard County is the only place that I know of that needs an air traffic controller......for cars."

RogerDuke

06-13-2008, 04:06 AM

(from "Twin Trouble")
It's a long shot...but then, this is Hazzard County where long odds is even.

RogerDuke

07-25-2008, 03:58 AM

This one is from "Go West Young Dukes" when they went back to 1872. Daisy (actually her ancestor Dixie) was in a carriage that was dangerousely runnning wild with nobody at the reins.
"Ya know friends and neighbors, there's something about Hazzard County that makes anything with wheels get out of control."