There's a something strange in Town.

[Julieduke]

Introduction: It's now the summer of 2005 and it looks Bonnie, Bylinda and Jesse Kyle Duke have just gotten theirs drivers license and they can't wait to get their first car. Micheal and Jessica have a surprize for Bonnie and Bylinda and that surprize is the minivan that they got from Luke's in-laws is the girls first car seeing how they gave the Black Charger to Ross when he got his driver's license. Here the thing thow they have to share the 1990 Dodge Caravan and they don't know about this quite yet. Luke and Kathy and a 1991 Blue Ford Probe GL edition and he is going to get quite a surprize as well. Well right now both couples have their hands full with little ones right now you see Micheal and Jessica had another son about six years ago and he's looks just like Jessica and she is happy about this right she can't wait for him to race with Kyle Petty ever since Adam Petty died in New Hampshire there has been a void in the family. Luke and Kathy have a beatiful little girl named Loretta Rose who is two years old and she looks just like her mother. Luke spoils her so much Kathy keeps getting after Luke about it. Micheal has been a Hazzerd County deputy for sixteen years now and he has brought some changes to they the way the Sheriff's department is run and he has himself a brand new 2006 Dodge Charger. Oh, did I mention Micheal little boy's name is Micheal Frank Szenger Jr. and he just the cutest little boy you could ever meet in Hazzerd.

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Bo married a girl named Tracy Johnson Tracy is a school teacher and they live in Flordia, And they have 2 children Bo jr he's 13. and Stacy Ann She is 10.

IN HAZZARD..
Luke was in the barn working on the General Lee. Jesse came running to the barn and he said Dad I got my lience when are you going to let me drive the General.
Luke looked up at his son and he smiled and said Jesse the General is a little to powerful for you right now. besides your mother would kill me if I let you drive the General. Oh come on Dad I can handal him. Plus mom won't find out she's at the hospital. and Leventa is with Aunt Jesicca today. Jesse Said No Jesse let me talt to your mother first.Luke said. Oh Dad come on everthing that has to do with Leventa or me you and Mom have to talk about it first can I ever get a strait answer from eather of you. Luke Just laughed.

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Jesse had seen something under a tarp that his father didn't want him seeing and he was wandering if it was that blue Probe he had seen in town for sale. So Jesse walked away smiling and he was happy, and he laughing because he knew what car his twin cousins was getting from there parents.
Just then Micheal pulls up in his 2006 Charger and everybody is looking and Luke just sighs and he says "Well, I'll be you went and bought one brother how does she handle."
Jesse walks over to see the car and asks Luke what is under the tarp dad and how come I got to wait till Mom gets home.

Micheal says "Well, she has a Hemi and it handles just great but I don't know what Jessica is going to say when she sees it now."

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Luke Looked at Jesse and said you never mind what's under neath that Tarp. you have to wait til your mom gets home cause she wants to talk to you. Don't worry she will be home in an hour. Don't you have home work?

Jesse looked at Luke and he said Dad I always have home work. Leventa is Lucky isn't in school yet. Then he turnes around and walks to the house.

Then Luke went back talking to Michael about his new charger.


1 HOUR LATER..
Kathy drove up in Dixie. ad Leventa was in her car seat. and she too her out and sat her down and she ran right to Luke and she said Daddy and Luke picked her up and said Hello baby. and Then Kathy walked over and and he kissed Kathy Levenda just laughed.
Jesse walked out of the house and said oh come on guys get a room.
Luke Just looked at Him and smiled and said I can't help it if I still love your mother.
Jesse said Dad I'm glad you still love mom.Now that mom is home can I see what's under that Tarp.

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Micheal had asked Luke is that what I think that is and everybody thinks they know what me and Jessica are getting Bonnie and Bylinda when they get there license. Believe me Luke, when they drove with me they do drive just like my Uncle. Luke had looked at his brother and told him that he had his work cut out for him, and you are lucky that you have Ross at the University of Georgia and he is there star quarterback and he might even play for the Falcons someday and then he'll be into the money. Micheal says "You know, I count my lucky stars for my little miracle Mikey he looks just like Jessica's late grandfather Lee Petty and Kyle Petty keeps telling me about this everytime he go and see the Petty's. They keep telling me about how Mikey's has racing in his blood and sooner or later he be in the nascar races like you and Bo was."
Luke says "Didn't you say that Jessica has a surprize annoucement for you when she gets home and something about don't get rid of the baby seat yet."
Micheal says "Oh Luke, I hope not another baby I think she has her hands full with Mikey as is. Besides I like the way my life is right now and it's perfect right now."

Luke says "That's what I said three years ago, but look at the beatiful baby girl of mine and that all of I got to think of now."

Micheal says "Ya, but I got one kid in College two trying to drive my insurance rates through a tree and little Mikey. Believe me when I say I got enough kids right now and that it's perfect as is."
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Luke Just smiles when his brother said that . Then he turned and saw Leventa playing with the kittens. and his smile getts bigger. Then his cell phone Rings he looked at the number and he said Good and he said Hay Bo how are you? Not good coz I need you and Kathy to come to Flordia. cause Tracy just had a bad car accident and the doctor she has doesn't know what he's doing he says she's dying of internal bleeding but I want Kathy to take a look at her. and see what she can do. cause I know when she was in chicago she was a truma doctor. Bo Said. Ok Bo I will tell Kathy and we will be there as soon as we Can. Luke said as he hung up the phone. Then he told Michael what was going on. and then Kathy came out of the house with Jesse right behind her with a smile on his face.

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Just then Jessica was at the farm and she had seen Luke looked worried and she had asked him what was wrong now. Bonnie and Bylinda got out the car arguing over who was the better driver by now and Mikey was going over Levenda who was playing with kittens right now.
Jessica says "Luke what is wrong, your so serious right now. By the way Micheal Bonnie and Bylinda get their driver's license today, they both wanted to drive here so I told them I would drive.
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Jesse looked at Bonnie and Bylinda and said I got my lience 2 days ago.and then the girls started chasing Jesse. Michael yelled Bonnie and Bylinda don't hurt him too bad. Then he looked at Luke Who was worried. Kathy walked up to him and said Baby what's wronge? It's Tracy she had a bad car accident and Bo feels that the doctor doesn't know what he's doing so he wants you to take a look at her. Kathy said ok lets go. then she looked at Jessica and said will you watch Leventa for me. and keep an eye on Jesse .Jesse can stay here at the house it he wants to. but Iwould like it if you check on him.
Jessica said Ya I will watch the kids.
and then they hurd Jesse Yell Aunt Jesicca Uncle Michael will you get your daughters off me please.

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Jessica said "Sure me and Micheal will take care of kids for ya, besides did you hear the good news yet."
Micheal said "What was you hinting at eariler today Honey?"
Jessica said "Well, the doc just told me that I'm pregant again that's all."
Mikey said "You mean I am going to be big brother now."
Micheal said "Not right now but within a year or so, how far along are Jessica.'
Jessica said "I am at of the danger zone that's all. Oh by the way the doc said I am three months but he said that the morning sickness was nonexistness so I that's why I didn't know. Ya, he said that every once in a while that happens but it just happened with me."
Bonnie and Bylinda look at Bylinda says "Mom but it was perfect Ross is at College and Mikey will be in school pretty soon. Why would you want another baby for."
The twins was beating up Jesse about somthing I had broke it up, for ya dad. What did Jesse do to cause that right there anyways and one question who got there driver's license and who is the best driver. Because I think I am going to let Jesse drive my Charger.

Just then Ross pulls in the Black Charger that his dad gave him when he got his drivers license five years ago. He looked like a younger version of Rosco Coltrane.
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Bonnie had found that old photo album from when they was newborns and even before it as well.
Bonne was looking through and one picture had under it "The Hazzerd Car Wash" and another picture had underneath it "The Mean Green Machine" as well and then there was another with what looked Mikey with Dad and Uncle Rosco. She had closed up the album and decided that she ask her dad about these pictures. She had also noticed there was a picture of Reba McEntire standing next to her Uncles and Aunts and Cousin and her parensts she had heard there was story behind this right here. Bonnie had walked out the house with the album and was going to ask her parents about it.
Bonnie had wondered where was this Uncle Joshua that Ross had told him him so much about growing up.
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Ross says "Oh, Jesse this Uncle Joshua that I had told you about was actually a more of a Grandpa to me growing up. And the his son took off the night that Reba McEntire sang at the Boars Nest never to be heard off again. Personally I think he went to Alaska and got along with Eskimos there and the Peguins."

Jesse says "What Happened to his son and then who is this Cousin Joshua that me have in Cleveland,Ohio. I am very confused on this issue right here."

Ross says "Oh, shoot that's easy that is Josh's son and he came around the same time and he is my age now. You see, after Josh took off Jason ad went and got serious with old high school flame and he had married her and raised his brother's son as his own."
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oH OK Ross. (looking at his parents) Do I get to see whats under the tarp now? Luke laughts and said Yes son.(looking at Michael)Bro want to Help me. Sure Michael Said and then they both walked over to the tarp and they grabbed it and took it off and it was the car that Jesse had wanted. and he walked over to it and said Cool Thanks Mom Thanks Dad and he gives them both a hug. and he looked ar Ross and said Want to go for a ride? Sure Ross said.and Ross got in the Passanger sid Jesse went to get in the drives side when Luke stopped him and said So you can't go anywhere without these and Luke handed him the keys. Jesse smiled and said Thanks dad.and he got in the car started it up and spined the tires and headed down the road.

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Luke just smiles and says that's my boy,
Kathy just gave him a look. Bonnie said I bet I know where Jesse is going? I bet he's going to Rachael's house.
Now Bonnie be have. Jessica said.
Luke knew that was the Girl that Jesse was seeing but Kathy didn't know but she knows now. Kathy just gave Luke a Look and said we need to talk.Luke smiled and said Yes sweetheart.

Then they all went into the house and they talked Kathy explained to Leventa that she was going to stay with Uncle Michael and Aunt Jessica while her and Luke where in Flordia visiting Uncle Bo and Aunt Tracy and she would call her everynight. and Leventa said ok mommy and then she went to play with her dolls.

Then they hurd a car pull up and they looked out the window and it was Ross and Jesse.
and they came into the house and Kathy and Luke told them what was going on/ and Kathy told Jesse that he could stay here at the farm. andRoss said that he would stay here with him. and Luke said NO GIRLSin the house while we are gone do you understand Jesse. Jesse gave his father a look with a smile. Imean it Jesse Luke Said. Your Aunt and I will be checking up on you reagerly Micheal Said. Jesse said I understand No Girls.

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When Ross and Jesse went back in town, in was like Jesse couldn't stay out of that car his parents gave him. In town Joshua Andrew Duke Jr. was returning to Hazzerd for the first time in over fifteen years but he goes by Andrew Harper now. Now he's done some things with Jamie Lee Hogg that were illegal no doubt about that and his father and Uncle Jesse would be down right ashamed of him right now if Uncle Jesse was still alive. He was parked by Cooter's gas station in a car in case Jamie Lee needed a quick getaway and that he had seen somebody pull into Cooter's gas station he had wanted with all his heart to walk up to Cooter and just say hi like old times before his little incedant but he knew that was impossible because then the con would be up.

By now Jesse and Ross was at Cooter's and he was talking to Jesse about his 1991 Ford Probe and that he acted like he was surprized but in fact he had worked on the car before Luke gave it to him. Ross had seen what looked Josh Andrew Duke Jr. waiting in a car and that he wandering if it was possible.
Jesse says "Hey, Ross what's wrong you looked puzzled and do you know that guy in the car over there."
Ross says "No, not really Jesse but just in case do you mind if I talk to my Uncle Rosco at the Sheriff's office?"
Jesse says "As along he doesn't want to see me about anything because I wasn't speeding or anything."
Ross says "Oh relax Jesse, I just want to say hi to him and just little things."

Balladeer: Now folks not only did Ross look Sheriff Coltrane but at time he acted just like him. Everybody in Hazzerd knows that Ross is a Coltrane, I am glad that his sister's look like Micheal and that little Mikey look like Jessica.

At the Courthouse
Ross walks in and says hi to his Uncle and tells him there is something that he wants to talk to him about and that's very important. Because he didn't even tell Jesse what he was really talking about.

Ross says "Hi, Uncle Rosco how everything going in Hazzerd. There is something that I want to talk to you but now around Jesse."

Rosco says "Ross what did you see that you want to talk to me alone about."

Ross says " Uncle Rosco I think I just seen Joshua Andrew Duke Jr. around Cooter's garage and gas station just now."

Rosco says "That's impossible everybody in Hazzerd knows that he went over that cliff in his car the night of Reba's apperance."

Ross says "But you never found body from the accident or anything to say that he was actually in the car."
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Jesse and Cooter are just talking and Enos comes up in the gas station and he is asking who's Probe is this. Jesse says "Hey, Enos that's mine my parents just gave it to you know I just got my driver's licnese two days ago."
Enos says "Nice car, drive safely with that now and where is Ross at right now."

Jesse says "Oh, he said something about talking to his Uncle about something important or something."

Enos says "That cousin of yours is some quarterback the pride of Hazzerd you know and I hope he goes to the Altanta Falcons."

Jesse says "Well, I personally am just not intersected in Football I'll rather race in the Nascar circuit like dad did."
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Just then Ross came out of the courthouse. and he walked acressed the street to Cooter's.Cooter looked at Jesse and said I hear you boys are on your own for a week while Kathy and Luke are in Flordia.
Ya but dad allready layed down the law about No Girls at the house I was going to have Rachel Over. but I can't now. cause if Dad finds out I will be in deep dodo.Jesse Said . Ya pluse my Parents will be checking in on us alot..Ross Said.
Then the boys got back in the car.and Jesse got an idea and said to Ross why don't we welded the doors shut to my car like they are in the General Lee. Hay that's a good idea whay don't we talk to Cooter about it.

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Jesse was walking over to talk to Cooter about his plans about his car and how Ross was going to help him out. And then he notice that guy still watching him in the alley and he wandered who the heck he was and why eariler Ross went to talk to Sheriff Coltrane. Ross says "Jesse lets get back to the farm there something I want to talk to my father about and it's rather important to me right now."
Jesse says "Okay, Ross a Cooter do you think you could help me and Ross weld the doors shut on the Probe sometime. And I got to get going besides Ross wants to talk to his dad about something or other."

Ross and Jesse take off for the farm and Ross is going to tell his dad what and who he had seen in town. Just now Joshua Andrew Duke III had came to to the Duke farm with his wife and son Joshua Andrew Duke IV and he hadn't been back here in a real long time. He kept telling his Uncle Jason and Brianna that he was nothing like his dad and what he done. Brianna had believed when he was there for every docter appointment and made it a point to go every appointment for Josh the IV.
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Ross noties that they where being followed. and he looked at Jesse and said Who showed you haw to drive. Jesse looked at him funny and said My dad did way? Did he show you how to really drive or normal Drive? Ross Said. Jesse said he tought me to Drive Like Uncle Jesse Tough him and Uncle Bo.Why? Good Cause some one is following us. Jesse looked in his merror and he saw the car that he saw in town in the alley. So Jesse Put his Foot on the Gas and then he got on the cb Little Duke to Lost Shee 1 come Back.

AT THE FARM.
Luke closed the hood of the General. and went to the cb and said This is Lost Sheep 1 What's you need Little Duke?
Well Dad Ross and I are on our way back to the farm but we have someone folling us and he's coming on us fast and I'am doing what you tough me but nothing is working? Jesse said. Ok Jesse your Uncle Michael And I are on our way. Just hang in there son. where are you at.
We are on the pond road.Jesse Said. Ok Luke said Getting in the driver's side of the General Lee Michael go in the Passanger Side Leventa wanted to go with him But Kathy picked her up and said Not this Time baby.

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Jesse was tryin to stay ahead of the car behind them and looked at his cousin and asked what was your really talking to the Sheriff about Ross.
Ross looked at Jesse and said "I guess I better tell since this is going, well you see that guy following you that can't lose. You know why you can't lose him because that is Joshua Andrew Duke Jr. but from posters at my Uncle's office he is going by Andrew Harper. And the other guy with him is Jamie Lee Hogg and apparently after fifteen years ago something happened and he didn't die after all."

Jesse says "Wait a minute Ross, are saying the guy driving behind is a Duke and did my dad teach him how to drive as well."

Ross says "Well yeah, and my dad thinks that he something to do with what happen to me years and years ago."

Jesse says "What kind of Duke can do that right there after all, and why did me leave town in such a way to make everybody think that he was dead."

Ross says "That's just it he had started a fight with Coy Duke at the Boar's Nest and then he had hit my father and knocked him out and ran out of the place. And then made everybody believe that he went down with with his Fiero. He is also Joshua Duke III father whom he ran out on in the process as well."

Jesse says "Well, he sounds like a real jerk if you ask me about it. Oh, there's dad and Uncle Micheal coming up along. What are they going to say when you tell them who that is right there."

Ross says "Well, I don't know you first have to lose that car behind thow."

Jesse says "Little Duke to Lost Sheep 1 you are never going to believe who is driving that car that is between us. Ross will tell everybody later so nobody hears it but us and he drives like you taught him how to drive Lost Sheep 1."

Luke says "Lost Sheep 1 to Little Duke what are trying to say and he does seem rather familer just a little older, like fifteen years older than the last time I had seen him."

Micheal says "Luke do you think that's it's possible that is Josh Jr. and maybe he didn't perish with his Fiero the night of Reba sang at the Boars Nest fifteeen years ago."

Luke says "That's not possible Micheal but he does drive like me or Uncle Jesse taught him how to drive. You know hold your own driving like he is on the race track and he is quite a good driver. It's that Jamie Lee Hogg with him as well in the car I wander what he wants now."

Micheal says "Well, if that is who we think that is don't Jessica, Kathleen or Tequila about this right now they really don't need know just yet. It could be somebody that looks like him and that's all."
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Jesse looks at Ross I got to ask you something that I am embrassed to ask my father about. Ross ask what is and is something I can help with after all, and Jesse says "What is the Hazzerd Car Wash" because I heard our fathers talk about this and just laugh about. But I look in the Hazzerd Phone Book and I can't find a Hazzerd Car Wash address and phone number?"

Ross says "Jesse you left the cb mike on and now everybody on the Hazzerdnet heard ya, and hear is the answer the Hazzerd Car Wash isn't a business it's a local pond in the county that your dad and Uncle Bo used to lose my Uncle, Enos and Cletus at times when they was following them. Speaking of that were coming up to the Hazzerd Car Wash , and this would be great way of losing them if you know what I mean by the that."

Jesse says" Little Duke to Lost Sheep 1, uh Ross has a idea of losing our tail at the Hazzerd Car Wash coming up and well Ross explained to me what it was I like it."

Luke says "Lost Sheep 1 to Little Duke, Uncle Jesse your namesake would extremely proud of you if he was still around and I like that idea anyways."
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Hey Ross there's dip up ahead I think I might take advantage of that dip right there. Ross looks at Jesse just remember the Bulldogs need their star quarterback in one piece now.
Jesse says "Oh Relax, I be careful. I know for a fact that your sister equally drive like your Uncle and they need some improving on their driving skills. One questions here Ross would you let them drive your Charger with the way they drive. Besides Uncle Micheal and Aunt Jessica are giving them that old minivan to drive around town."
Ross says " I don't think I'll be letting them drive my car anytime soon until their driving improves greatly. I still can't believe that Mom is having another baby. I mean first that was miracle when Little Mikey was born and now Mom is having another one."
Jesse says "Bonnie and Bylinda better remove Mikey's old car seat from Caravan before they drive it around Hazzerd."
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[Julieduke]

Balladeer: Welcome back to Hazzerd Folks same old things going and now it's involving Ross and Jesse and did you hear Josh Duke III came back to Hazzerd with Brianna and his son Josh Duke IV and he is visiting. It looks like Josh Jr, is back in Hazzerd and with his Partner in crime Jamie Lee Hogg and now he is following Jesse and Ross very closely to them. In fact a little too close for comfort and now Luke and Micheal are on the way to help Jesse and Ross. Jesse wants to lose them at the Hazzerd Car Wash, you folks I like the way this kids thinks he really is standing up to the name Duke now.

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Jesse went over the dip and in the meantime his Dad and Uncle was too far behind and all of sudden his Probe was airborne and Jesse was a little nervous but he woudn't admit that to Ross. That a little later his car landed and Ross told him that was cool did you plan that right there Jesse.

Jesse says "I wasn't planning on that right there to tell you the truth and that was the first time I ever did that with any car."

Ross says "Oh, come you mean that Uncle Luke never let you drive the General Lee at all not even once."

Jesse says "All he tells me is that is has too much power for me to handle right now. Hey do you that Dad and Uncle Micheal seen that right there and wait a minute where is that car that behind us."

Ross says "Still right behind us, apparently he made as well I'll tell you sure are making this hard for the guy driving now Jesse."

Jesse says "After all I am named after Uncle Jesse after all even thow I never met I think he be proud of me after that right there."

Ross says "I never met him neither but I think he would be proud of me and this whole football thing. You know it just started out going to my Uncle Rosco's house when he the day off from duty and he taught he how to throw."

Jesse says "Then he must the proudest guy in all of Hazzerd County. Hey, Just imagine when you get famous they will ask you who taught you how to throw so well. And then you can just name drop his name to the reporters and then they will put Hazzerd County on the map."

Ross says "You mean it ain't on the map alreadry?"

Jesse says "Oh, very funny Ross you know what I meant by that right there."

Ross says "You would think that Josh Jr. would use a more orinigal alias I mean I think everybody knows that his Momma's maiden name was Harper. Besides him and Jamie Lee are counterfeiters and they are getting to be big time operators in the state." :lol:

Jesse says "What did you just say, you mean they are Counterfeitters and they are getting known right now. Well, I bet there's a reward for information that leads to them Ross.

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Michael lookedat luke and said did you see that. Luke smiled and said Ya that's my boy. Hang on bro cause we are going air born. and at that the General Lee went air born and he landed on the other side Luke said YEEEHAA and blew the horn.


Ross looked behind them when he hurd the General 's horn and said yup your dad just jumped and it was cool.

Luke couched up with Josh and Jamie Lee and he cut them off but as they where getting out of the General Lee Josh hit reverse and did a180 and headed the other way.

Ross and Jesse came back Jesse stopped his car right by the General and he got out and He went to his dad and saiddad did you see. Luke looked at him and smiled and said yes I did son. and lets not tell your mom right now ok. Luke said.
Jesse smiledandsaid ok dad.

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They got back in the cars and headed back to the farm.
AT THE FARM..
Kathy was packing her close to go to flordia she knew Luke wouldn't go now cause he wouldn't want to leave Jesse alone.and she didn't want him to be alone not until they find out who was chacing him.

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Josh said "That was too close that was Luke driving I barely got by him and Micheal and Jamie I think they regonized from fifteen years ago."

Jamie says "Will You relax besides were meeting with Hughie up pretty soon, and then we can tell him what happened. If I stand correct didn't you hit Micheal pretty hard and ran out of the Boars Nest and then had Eno's following you."

Josh says "I wonder who was driving that blue Probe we was chasing is driving looked familier. I wonder does Ross know what I look like and if he knows then he probaly told Rosco about it."

Jamie says "There's always that chance and we got to do something about but he is clever like his father Micheal. And he looks just like Rosco right now and he never did take to looking like his father."

Back in town there is Red Dodge truck that pulls into Cooter's gas station he walks right up and notices that this truck has Kansas Plates on it. And then he goes to see about what the driver wants and he seem him and says "Hi there, are you new that part and do you want gas. Pardon me but you just like a friend of mine that I knew my whole life.

Jonathan says "Well I am Jonathon Kent from Smallville, Kansas and this is my Martha and our son Clark. We was wandering what is the fastest way to Atlanta from here and where is here anyways."
Cooter says " Well, I am Cooter Davenport and this is place is called Hazzerd and watch out for the Sheriff's speed traps."
Jonathon says "Oh come on , they don't have speed traps anymore that went out a long time ago Cooter."
Cooter says "Tell the Sheriff that right there and I think he have you confused for Bo Duke, he used to live but he lives in Florida with his Wife and kids now."

Rosco walks up to Cooter and who thinks is Bo, but he isn't sure about this right here. He alway heard that everybody has a twins out there somewhere, he just now noticed that the truck has Kansas plates and a busted taillight as well.

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[Julieduke]

Josh and Jamie are at Cooter's gas station and Josh says "Did you see that who is that guy in the Red truck over there that everybody is talking to Jamie."

Jamie says "Well, it don't matter drop this bag in bed his truck and don't care what happens to him."

Josh says "Man that's is cold man he is just on vacation well here Jamie I can't he looks too much like Bo Duke, it would be like framing a cousin for something."

Jamie says " I always knew you cared too much for your cousins you never did forget them did you."

Josh says "Just the cousins that I didn't like too well that's all, and I couldn't do that Bo if he had his car around. Listen I got a idea I'm going to say hi to him and see if that really is Bo, because if, now just if. Then he would remember what happened fifteen years ago and be mad at me for what I put my family through."

Josh pulls up and walks over to Jonathon Kent, but right now he doesn't know that isn't really Bo Duke.

Josh says "Hey, Bo long time I haven't been around and how is Luke doing right now anyways. What is he doing these days anyways.

Jonathan says "Excuse me, I'm Jonathon Kent and don't know any Luke so if you'll excuse me I be on my way."
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[Julieduke]

Jesse calls Luke and tells him that it's Cooter on the cb and he says it real important he thinks he seen somebody he hasn't seen around here in fifteen years now.
Luke walks over and picks up the cb and ask Cooter what is going on, and then he goes on to explain he thinks he spotted Josh Duke Jr. but he's fifteen years older and he was talking to some guy that looked likes Bo but that he's from Kansas.

Jesse hears what is going and ask his dad who is Joshua Andrew Duke Jr, and why is everybody so spooked of him dad. Luke tells Jesse he'll have to explain that later to him and that now is not a real good time to try to explain what happened fifteen years ago.

At Cooter's garage

By the now the stranger has left the gas station and Julie walks out of her Lawyer office with "Julie A. Duke-Hogg Attourney-at-Law" and that's right she went out with Cletus Hogg and they ended up getting married and right now they a Cletus Jr. who is five years old and a baby on the way right now.
Julie walks to Cooter's and he notices that she looks ready to have that baby anyday now. And Cooter tells her he think he had just seen her brother Josh at the gas station as plain as day.
Julie says "Well, that's not possible Cooter he went off the Cliff still in his Fiero fifteen years and it burst in flames. But I was wandering who is that guy that's from Kansas anyways he looks just Bo Duke.
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[Julieduke]

Bonnie and Bylinda was agruing over who was getting a cooler car from their parents for getting their licenses. Little Mikey and Leventra Rose are in house and they both playing and Mikey is asking Jessica when does this new baby come mom, does the baby come tomorrow. Jessica and Kathy had to laugh about the question Mikey asked her, and she told him in about seven months honey.
Jessica says "Honey, right now I don't know if it's a boy or girl yet."
Mikey says "It's probaly a boy because baby brothers you teach them every that you know too."
Kathy hears Jessica and Mikey talking and she finds that he finds the smallest thing and is happy and hopeful about.
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[Julieduke]

Jonathon had told Martha that he knows that guy quite well from his younger days. And then he went to explain that his mother's maiden name was Duke, and that was Joshua Andrew Duke Jr. a really pain in the but to have around. And he has one older brother Jason and two younger brothers Jonathan and Jesse and a little sister Julie. Martha had said that you mean that you had meant to come here after all this all time. Clark had asked his father why did act like you didn't know him then Dad, because he was one cousin I would rather not remember.

Jonathon says "That last time I was in Hazzerd visiting Uncle Jesse was about twenty years ago and Joshua and his sibling were there as well."

Martha says "Wasn't that confusing have a cousin with same name as yours Jonathan."

Jonathon says " Not exactly, you see Uncle Jesse called my cousin by his middle name Elvis."
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ok. Marthy Said Then Clark looked behind them and said Dad there is somebody following us in an Orange car with an 01 on the doors, Johnthan Smiled and he pulled over.

Luke got out of the General and the minute he saw Jothan Kent he knew who he was and Luke smiled and said Hay stranger long time sence you've been in Hazzard. Jesse Ross and Michael got out of the General Lee. Jothan looked at the General Lee and said I can't beleive you still have the General Lee. Luke smiled and saidYUP The General Lee is part of the Family Oh Johnathan this is my Son Jesse and My Brother Michael and his son Ross.

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Jonathon said "This is my wife Martha and our son Clark, and son that car is a legend around Hazzerd."

Clark said "Dad your cousin looks like Senator Jack Jennings of Kansas, why did act like you didn't know the guy that said hi to you at Cooter's gas station."

Jonathan said "Well, that is a completely different situation right there and besides he started it twenty years ago when he stole the girl I had met in Hazzerd. Well, one night he and this girl was supposed to go out and I had seen Josh's car at her house and she was getting in his car and they drove off."

Luke said "Josh did that to you as well, that cousin never did learn anything about life."

Martha said "Nice to meet new Luke, Micheal, Ross and Jesse."

Clark said "Our you the same Ross Szenger that plays quaterback for the Bulldogs."

Ross said " I hate to brag but yes that is me as well, you know my Uncle Rosco taught me how to throw so well. And he is also the Sheriff in this county as well."

Clark said "Dad me met him he gave you warning about that broken taillight on the truck."

Jonathan said "Funny I don't remember the taillight be broke when we left Smallville Luke."

Micheal says "Oh nice truck but I can't help saying this but you look just like Bo Duke."

Luke says "Oh ya, he Jonathan is our cousin his Mom met his dad and they got married and she moved to Kansas and the rest is history. How old is Clark anyways does he play football or anything like that, from what I remember you played for Smallville High as well."

Jesse says "You know Smallville, Kansas sounds kinda of little to me Clark is that a very big town."

Ross says "Jesse, I can't believe you did that you know when people see Hazzerd they think we have a small town as well."

Clark says "It's okay and yes I am play quarterback the Smallville Crows and I'm pretty good at the spot as well and I am a Senior this year."

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Hay why don't we go back to the farm and I will fix your tail light and then you can met my Wife Kathy and My 2 Year old daughter Levenda.Luke said.Ya that will be great. So the Kent's got back in their truck and Luke Jesse Ross and Michael got back in the General. Jothan yelled out the window. Hay Luke take it easy. Luke started to Laugh and said sence when have you known a Duke to take it easy? and then he spun the General out.

[Julieduke]

The Kents and the Dukes got back to the farm, and Clark had said it reminds him of the farm they have. At the time Bonnie and Bylinda was talking about what kind of car there parents was getting. Bonnie had wished that they're dad would let drive the new Charger and that she was a pretty good driver after all.
Bylinda says "You just knock all the birdbath's down and the fences and don't forget about the mailboxes as well."
Bonnie says "You sis your talking about yourself now, and that Dad and Uncle Luke coming now and a truck from Kansas as well. He looks like Uncle Bo to think that's him."
Bylinda says "That's not funny but who's is that but the son is really cute, and besides Uncle Bo lives in Florida right now."
Bonnie says "Oh ya, I remember now but what is going on are they cousin of ours right not. Hey did you hear that Uncle Garret and Aunt Rebecca Lynn are coming over with Katrina, Wilma and Ophelia later today as well."
Bylinda says" Oh ya, I wonder what Katrina is up right now. You know next year she can get her driver's license."
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They all Got out of the cars and Kathy came out of the house with Levenda. Luke walked up to them he gave kath a kiss and said Kath I would like you to met our cousin from Kanas Jothan Kent His wife Martha and Son Clark. Kathy shook there Hands. and Kathy Said Baby I know you want to Stay in Hazzard and find out whats going on but I just talked to Bo and Tracy is getting worse and the doctors there ain't doing a thing So I told Bo I will leave out today. and he informed the doctors there that his family doctor was coming and I guess they didn't like that. But I have to Leave. Jesse put the suit case in the General Lee and he said all ready mom. Jesse Said. Thanks Jesse. Kathy Said as She Handed Levenda to Jesse. and she looked at the Kents and said sorry I have to run off I would really like to talk to you. Johnthan said That's ok Tell Bo Hi for me and I hope his wife is fine. Kathy Kisses Jesse and Levenda and she tells Levenda to Listen to her brother . til Daddy gets back. and Luke said I will be right back Make yourself at home. and then he got in the General and headed for the air port.


AT THE AIRPORT..
Kathy's plane was called and he took her in his arms and said I love you and you call me when you get there. Kathy smiled and said Ya I will call you I will be calling you every night. I love you and then Luke Kissed her and then he watched her get on the plain and he watched out the window and he watched the plain being Taxied out to the runway and then he watched it take off and he didn't leave that spot til he couldn't see the plain any more. then he walked out of the Airport got in the General and headed back to Hazzard.

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Clark had seen that Jesse had wanted to show him something overthere, and he walked over and Jesse said "You see that Probe over there that's mine I just got it from Mom and Dad and he was still holding Leventa. Oh, wait a minute we can take a closer look once I put sister in the house and minute here with Uncle Mike and Aunt Jessica and by the way they are expecting number five."

Clark says " I think that's great your getting a new cousin pretty soon, and cool car from what I've seen of it so far."

Jonathan and Michael was looking at Micheal's new Charger and they was comparing notes and stuff. Micheal says "You want that taillight of yours fixed up seeing how Luke and Kathy went to see how Tracy was doing asn everything."

Jonathan says "You know I can't help saying this but you remind me of Uncle Jesse and Rosco in a little bit."

Micheal says "Thanks I guess so what brings you back here, Jonathan."

Jonathan says "Well, that's time I was here was for Uncle Jesse's funeral and since then I haven't been had a chance until now."

Micheal says "Well, since I never had a chance to meet Uncle Jesse I'll just take your word on it. You know if you was wander Rosco is my Uncle and his sister Julianna was my mother but she took off with me to California when I was three months old. And there I was raised by her and the man she married Joseph Szenger and he raised he has his son."

Jonathan says "That explains everything but I did noticed your oldest son does have striking resemblance to Rosco."

Micheal says "Everybody says that but Bonnie and Bylinda over there that are agruing over who is driving this brand new charger first take after for me for looks. And just between you and me they both drive like my Uncle does ans until they get better neither is touching this car.:"

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[Julieduke]

Jessica and Martha had that old photo album out that Julie had finished fifteen years ago. Martha was asking who this and who's that and what is with the Hazzerd Car Wash, I don't understand but to meet it looks like a pond. Jessica says "That is exactly what it is, actually it's Hazzerd Pond and you'll have to ask somebody that been here a long time to understand that picture. Oh, I just found out that I am three months pregant again and this will be my last child."

Martha says "I think that's great I was pregant a couple of years ago, but I lost the baby. Oh Clark, he's adopted and he's a great kid you know alot people find that hard to believe in someways."

Jessica says "I think you've met my kids well just in case the oldest is Ross and he's 21 and he is the Quaterback for the Bulldogs he all hope he is drafted after he finishes college to the Atlanta Falcons, and the two girls agruing out there is Bonnie and Bylinda there my twins sixteen year old they just got there driver's license. And Mike come in here , and Mikey is our baby he is just five years old he looks like me and I hope he isn't too jealous of the new baby."

Mikey says " Hi, I'm Mikey and you are?"

Martha says "Hi, I am your Aunt Martha from Kansas and you are just a darling little guy."
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[Julieduke]

Balladeer: Now folks you are probaly wandering where did Jonathan comes from, well his father Hiram Kent was in the Marines with Uncle Jesse and at some point he came to Hazzerd he had met Uncle Jesse's sister and they fell in love and she moved to Kansas with him and they had Jonathan.

[Julieduke]

Jessica pulls out a old family photo album, and hands it to Martha you know there is picture of your husband when he was kid and he just a little guy.
Martha is looking at the pictures, and is asking well how to do you tell Bo from Jonathan. Jessica walks over and sees that and says according to Luke Jonathan is younger they look like brothers you know I bet they always had that trouble when he was visiting.

Jonathan and Micheal are walking in and they see there wifes looking at the old album and Jonathan had long forgotten about that album she was looking at. He had remembered always looking like Bo when they was younger and now Martha was seeing that. He had wondered if Uncle Jesse had that picture when he got into the General but his exit wasn't the most polite, actually he fell out the most reverse way you get in. He had remember his cousin couldn't stop laughing about how he had got out of the General.

Micheal had been the first one to ask what they was looking at and Jessica looked up and she had said "Just a old photo album of your Uncle Jesse's you Micheal you really do look like him."

Jonathan looked at what his wife was looking at and he had explained the photo , that he was tryin to be cool like his cousin but ended up falling on his but instead. Martha asked him how old was you in that photo Jonathan and it's kinda of funny.

At the Boars Nest
Josh, Jamie Lee and Hughie was meeting with Lex Luthor and his father Lionel Luthor and that they had wanted buy the property where the Duke Farm was at and this had bothered Josh. For the first time in fifteen years something had bothered him about one of the schemes he was involved in. Cooter was at the Boar's Nest and he had seen them and he thought he had just seen Josh Duke Jr, but he wasn't sure about this right here. He wandered who those other two guys from Kansas were they didn't looke like they was from here. Cooter had finished his beer and left and radio Micheal on what he had seen he thought he might want a heads up on what was going on and who he had seen. Hughie looked over his shoulder and said "Darn, that's Cooter Davenport the a good friend of the Dukes he can be trouble and he sure leaving in a hurry I wonder if he know who you are Josh."
Jamie says "That's not all but Jonathan Kent is in Hazzerd, visiting Luke, Micheal and their families right now."
Josh says "Ya, he tried to act like he didn't know who I was I but I think he knew me from years before."

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE FARM..
Everyone hurd the General Lee Pull in.Leventa ran outside and yelled DADDY. Luke climed out of the General Lee and picked up Leventa and went into the house. He saw everyone looking at the photo Albms. Martha said Luke why do you call this pond the Hazzard County Car Wash? Luke Just laughed. and then he explained why the pond was Called Hazzard County Car Wash. Martha said Ahhh now I Understand.
So did Kathy get off ok.Michael Said. Ya she did she said she will call and let us know how Tracy Is.Luke Said.

2 HOURS LATER IN FLORDIA.
Bo was there to met Kathy at the airport along with Bo Jr and Stacy. They got her things and they headed for the hospital.
AT THE HOSPITAL..
They walked in and the nurse ran yp to them and said she just went into b5th Kathy ran to her room and she toldeveryone to get out of the way. and Kathy said Tracy it's me Kathy I'm here. and Kathy startet to do cpr and Tracy came back. and then Kathy interduced herself. and Dr Randall Said he didn't have to call you. Oh I think he made the right move cause you would have let her die only because you think she's a lost cause well excuse me I have seen people who was injered a lot worse then her and they made it you see I'am a trama Droctor From Chicago. So back off. Kathy Said and the nurses watched her as she worked.

1 hour Later.
Kathy walked out to Bo and said She Fine I Will do sergery to repair the Damage but it is still dangerous cause the rip is near her heart.
Bo Stood up and said Kathy do it. Kathy Smiled and said Ok Bo I will get an OR rEADY.

Kathy took Tracy to the OR And she did the sergery.

1 HOUR LATER ..
Kathy walked out with asmile on her face and she told Bo That Tracy Made It Threw Sergery and that she is in recovery.

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Bo had a huge smile on her face. and he huged Kathy and said Thanks. and Kathy Said Oh I have to Call Luke. So Kathy went to the Phone and dieled the farms number.

BACK IN HAZZARD.AT THE DUKE FARM..
Jesse and Clark just came in the house when the phone rang Jesse picked it up and said Duke Farm Jesse speaking. Oh Hi mom. Hows Aunt Tracy? That's Great, Dad Ya he's right here. Dad , Mom's on the phone. Luke got up and walked to Jesse .Jesse handed him the Phone and Luke Said Hay Sweetheart. That's Great. I bet Bo Is Happy.
Ya he is. How are the Kids? Kathy Said The Kids are fine Jesse is getting along great with Clark, and Leventa fell asleep in Martha's arms.Luke said. I will be home in a few days when I know that Tracy isout of danger. Oh Bo Wants to Talk to you.I love you.Kathy Said I love you Too.
Hay Cousin Your wife is a mircal worker she did something that the doctors here couldn't or would't do.Bo Said. Luke Laughed and then he said Ha Bo I bet you can't guess who is here in Hazzard right now? No Luke I can't. Bo Said. Johnthan Kent and he family. Luke Said. No Way It's been a long time sence I saw him Hows he doing? Bo Said. Well Talk to him yourself. Luke Said Luke Called Johnthan over and he got the phone and he talked to Bo for a while Then he hung up.

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Jonathan talked to Bo and he had told him that she had heard about the Hazzerd Car Wash. Bo had asked do you remember when you fell out of the General backwards Kansas Cousin. Jonathan asked him why did he still call him that and that everybody else in Hazzerd just called him Jonny Kent around the town including Uncle Jesse when he was around. Jonathan had asked Bo did he remember that prank they had pulled on Jason, Josh, Elvis and Harry that one year that everybody was there and Uncle Jesse had a housefull of Nephews for the summer. Bo had said " I still do remember and it was your idea Jonny don't you forget that right therewas your idea
and how's Martha doing today."

Martha asked after Jonathan got off the phone with Bo, and asked him what prank did you pull on your cousins that was your idea. Luke just smiled and he had remember what he had did all the years ago.
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[Julieduke]

Lex Luthor and Lionel Luthor was staying at the hotel in Hazzerd and Hazzerd didn't impress Lex at all. He had said that Smallville had more than this County has to it, Lionel was just relaxing he was okay with the Hoggs he had heard things about this family and how they loved their money before.

Josh was unsure about dealing with the Luthors he didn't trust Lionel especially just something about him he didn't trust. Jamie and Hughie had told to keep it to himself and everything was going to okay with tihe deal. Josh was worried about Ross Szenger seeing him over by Cooter's garage and that he might tell his dad about it. He had seen that his sister was expecting and he wanted to talk to her so badly but how did he tell his business partner about this right here. Besides she must think he's awful right now the way he had left her life. He had heard from Jamie and Hughie that Julie had married their cousin Cletus Hogg and they had a five year old son name Cletus Jr, and they was expecting their second son. He had wondered how his son had grown-up and who he was and who he looked like today but how did he explained what happened all those years ago. Josh had seen that Luke and Micheal had knew who he was but Luke's son Jesse K. Duke had kept up through annocement in the papers and he was surprized that Jonathan Kent didn't know him, unless he pretending not to know him he had suddenly remembered when him and that pretty girl played that trick on Jonathan all those years ago. He was so mad at the both them.

Julie Duke-Hogg's office.
The Phone rings and she didn't want Boss getting annoyied with her ringing phone so she picked it up right away. She answered it and it was her Father and he asked her if she was sitting down at the moment. Julie told her dad that she was , and then he told her that he just got a phone call from the Air Force telling him that Captain Jonathan Elvis Duke's Thunderbird went down during a practice for a Air Show in California and they don't know just yet if he had survived the accident. Josh Sr, said "Listen is Jason is Hazzerd right now, and I am going to call him and tell him about Elvis and the accident."

Julie didn't know who to tell first about Elvis's accident during a routine practice for the Thunderbird.
Julie decided to call her cousin at the Duke farm about the accident they would want to know what happened to their cousin. She had thought about it and decided that she would just drive right over after she picked up Cletus Jr, and tell them in person. She was trying to keep back the tears after all Cletus was at the Police Convetion in Cleveland, Ohio. And she would have to wait until she told him about this right here. Julie left her office said by to Rosco and Boss and they noticed she was crying and they was asking was wrong, and she had told them plainly that Elvis's Thunderbird jet went down in California during a routine practice and they don't know if he survived yet. Julie and told them and just left and took off and picked Cletus Jr. and headed off for the Duke Farm and let them know.
As she was pulling in she had seen that Jonathan Kent was here and she hadn't seen him in a really long time. She had parked and her and Cletus Jr. had gotten out and walked in the house and right then and there Luke asked what was wrong Julie and she just started crying like she did when she heard about about Josh's accident over the cliff.
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[Julieduke]

Balladeer: Now would want be the right time for Luke or Micheal or anytbody to mention they seen Josh in Hazzerd recently.

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Meanwhile in Flordia.
Kathy was coming out of Tracy's room when Little Bo comes up to her andsaid Aunt Kathy hows mom? Kathy smiled and said She is fine and she is awake you can go in and see her. Cool. BJ Said. Then he went in to see his mother and then Stacy and Bo walked in and Kathy told them the same thing and stacy gave her a hug and said Thanks Aunt Kathy. and then she went in to see her mother Kathy told Bo that she was going to call the farm to let Luke know how Tracy was Doing. and Bo said Ok and then he went into the room. and Kathy went to the Phone and dieled the Number.

IN HAZZARD...
AT THE DUKE FARM..
JUile was telling the family what happened to elvis and the Phone Rang Luke got up to answer it and he said Duke Farm Luke speaking. Oh hi Sweetheart. She is great Ya I will tell the family we need good news right now. Well Elvis's Jet went down.

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How are the Kids? Kathy asked. Oh they are fine.Luke said I will be home tommorrow I will call you and let you know when my plain leaves. Oh and Luke I love you. Kathy Said. I love you too And see you tommorrow Bye.

Luke Put down the phone and he walked into the livingroom and said well everyone I have some good news for this family Tracy is going to be fine. and Kath will be home tommorrow. Luke Said. Leventa looked at her Dad and said Mommy coming home yaaaa. Luke just looked at her and he smiled and then he picked her up .

[Julieduke]

Clark had heard this as well and asked who in the world is Elvis and what kind of pilot was he that his jet went down. Jonathan had added that his cousin was the squadron leader of the world famous Air Force Thunderbirds and that he wandered if he survived and that he was doing great with his life. Martha had asked you mean that cousin that keeps in touch as he can, and Clark asked what are the Thunderbirds anyways sounds a the Ford Thunderbird to me.
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[Julieduke]

Luke looked at Jonathan that he had heard what happened to Cliff around the time as Uncle Jesse died. Jonathan said "What happened to Josh nobody ever told me what happened all they ever called it was the incident in Hazzerd."
Luke said "You did hear about Josh going over the cliff in his Fiero right?"
Jonathan said " I heard it but right now after seeing him and Jamie Lee Hogg at Cooter's gas station I think he faked his death to me."

Clark says "Hey Dad, how are sure that really was your cousin then at the gas station and not somebody that looked liked him."

Jonathan says "Because he was Josh that we ran into at the gas station."
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Luke says "Jonny I think your right because me and Micheal along with our sons had seen Josh as well. Did you know that he has a son that he ran out on all those years ago like it was no big deal. And right now he is twenty-One and married with a little boy name Josh the IV and he said that he going to a better father than his own father."

Jonathan says "I didn't know that he had son as well, everytime I talk to Julie or Jason they never bring it up at all."

Luke says "That's because Julie thinks her brother is still alive even after what Enos had seen and told us, and Jason thinks his brother is deader than a doornail to but. He once told me that he was dead to him with the way he treated the family. And Jason raised Josh's son after his mother took off a month after Josh was supposed to go over that cliff in his Fiero."

Jonathan says " Jason never told me that right there, and I think he is very good person. It sounds like he was taking after Uncle Jesse with taking care of his brothers son all by himself."

Luke says " You I agree with you, and he some times that he wished he didn't but he got through them allright. You know that Josh, Brandy and baby Josh is supposed to be visiting. Imagine that our cousin is a grandfather and he doesn't even know or care anything about it."
Jonathan says "Isn't Jason and Julie agruing that Jason wants to declarew him legally dead and she doesn't want it."
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[Julieduke]

Jonathan ask's Luke what happen to Josh that would cause to go off a cliff I didn't exactly here the whole story on what happen it's like Elvis never did tell me. Julie walks over and says "Jonny do we really have to talk about that right now, besides we don't know if Elvis is alive or dead."
Luke says "You're always avoiding the subjecting Julie, even after fifteen years the incident. Almost all of us knows what happened and what your brother did all those years ago."
Julie says " Well, the three don't know something then I had seen Josh from my office window and he almost dropped something in Jonathan's truck but didn't , and not letting Jamie Lee know that he was your cousin. And What you don't know is that right now there is a wanted poster from Josh but it's under Andrew Harper. Trust me on this that wasn't that hard to figure out that he was using his middle name and our mother's maiden name now."

Luke says "What in the world did Josh do that he would've a wanted poster besides why would he be hooked with Jamie Lee Hogg."

Clark says "Dad, who is Jamie Lee Hogg and what is the big deal about Josh right now."

Jonathan says "Clark, don't ever get mixed up Jamie Lee or Hughie Hogg ever since I could remember they've been trying to ruin the Duke family me included and they try dirty trick to get there way."
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[Julieduke]

Balladeer: I wonder what Josh is up and why doesn't Julie want to talk even thow she knows that her brother is still alive. She might be upset that Elvis's jet went down in California and she miss's Cletus since he is at that Police Convention in Cleveland, Ohio.

[Julieduke]

Chloe had gotten a ride from Cooter Davenport explaining that her family here never got her call and they didn't know when to pick her up. Cooter look's at Chloe and says "So your Jonathan Kent and Martha Kent's niece well we never say anything about you, but if you want a ride to the Duke farm it don't bother me beside I want to talk to the family anyways."
Chloe says "That will be great and this is a great little county here, and is that really a speed trap at where the patrol car is sitting."
Cooter says "Thanks, and ya they still believe in them but that is a new one what is that one called."
Chloe says " I see what you mean now, it's kinda of funny spot do supposed there stuck."
Cooter says " Non, they'll call if they were stuck or needed a tow or anything like that."
Chloe says "So, you run the gas station, operate the tow truck and your the mechanic around here."
Cooter says " Ya, that's me and occasionally when I get around to it I also do a little racing around here."
Chloe says "So just out of curiousty how cops are in this town anyways and how big is this place."
Cooter says " Let's see there the Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane and that's who you seen in the Speed trap that you warned me about, and Enos , Cletus and Micheal and he is Rosco's nephew Luke's little brother."
Chloe says "Do they really make Moonshine around that is what I've been told about small towns like this right here."
Cooter says "So Chloe what do you do in Smallville?"
Chloe says "Well, I am a reporter the high school paper and pretty soon the Daily Planet and there is always something weird going on there."
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[Julieduke]

The Phone rings and Luke picks it up and it's Kathy saying that she'll be home and guess what Bo and his family are coming to Hazzerd to relax after what happened to his wife. Just as they are on the phone Cooter pulls up and him and Chloe get out of his tow truck and he walks in and Julie says hi and that he is asking who is on the phone. Jonathan says hi to Cooter sorry about but I didn't want Josh remembering who I was and especially not Rosco he never did like me a whole lot. Cooter tells Julie sorry to hear about Elvis and that he hopes he alive somewhere and that maybe he has it pretty good right now. Cooter looks at Jonathan and says " Is that who that was I hadn't seen him a coon's ages especially what he did at the Boars Nest all the years ago."
Jonathan says " I keep meaning to ask what did my cousin do all those years ago, I went back to Kansas before he came to Hazzerd."
Chloe says hi to Clark, and Ross and Jesse right away notice her as well and they ask why didn't he tell them about her. Clark looks at his cousins and says "You didn't ask me about any girls I knew in Kansas now."
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Clark interduces Jesse and Ross to Chloe. Chloe asked Who's on the Phone and Jesse Said My mother she's in flordia with my Uncle Bo. his wife MyAuntracy got in a bad accident . andMom went down there to get her back on her feet You see my mom is a doctor. A good Doctor.

Luke said (INTO THE PHONE) Oh that 's great Sweetheart . so you will be coming with them. Ok See you Then I love you too. Bye. Luke Put the phone downand said That Bo and his family are coming home to Hazzard. Cause Tracy needs relaxtion. and Kath is coming with them..
Leventa looks at her Dad and she said Mommy coming home. YAAA. and she started to do a little dance.

MEANWHILE IN FLORDIA..
Kathy was coming out of Tracy's room. and she bumped into another doctor. and she said Sorry The doctor looked at at her and said still beautiful. Kathy looked at him and said Excuse me. Do I know you? He smiles and said Ya we knew each other Quite well. and then Kathy Said No It can't Be ZACK What are you doing here? Well I work here. Seeing How I couldn't get a job in Chicago cause of your father.

Just then Bo walks out of Tracy's room and Said Kathy Tracy wants to talk to you for a minute. Kathy Said Ok Bo. I'm coming. Zack lookedat her and said we will be seeing each other again. and then he walked away.
Kathy went back into Tracy's room..

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2 DAYS LATTER.. IN HAZZARD..
Luke was in the Barn working on the General, Levernta was with Martha She was showing Martha her Dolls. Clark Cleo, Ross, and Jesse went to pick up Racheal and they where going swimming. Jonny was with Luke.


When they saw a car pull up. Luke walked out of the barn when he saw the car stopp and A BLOND guy got out of the car and Luke smiled. and Him and Joathan went to help them And Tracy looked at Jonny and she looked at Bo and she said Bo do you have a twin brother and you didn't tell me. Bo Just smiled and said No.BJ AND Stacy got out of the car. and then Kathy got out of the car And when Luke saw her he went to her and picked her up and swung her around and said Happy Valentine's Day Sweetheart and then he kissed her. and then Martha and Leventa came out of the house and Leventa saw her mother and she took off running to her. and said Mommy. and Leventa Jumped into her arms. Martha looked at Bo and Johnathan and said Wow. I can't tell them apart.

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They all went into the house and they all where Talking when Bo Looked at Kathy and said are you going to tell Luke. Luke looked at Kathy and said tell me what Sweetheart. Kathy said I ran into Zack at the hospital in Flordia. Luke looked at her and said oh Great what did he say and Kathy told him what had happened. Jonathan said Who's Zack? Well Kath, was engaged to him before we met and she broke it off and he didn't want to let her go. and we had some trouble with him. Luke Said Trouble isn't The word I would Use Bo Said..

[Julieduke]

Julie was waiting at home, because Cletus was coming home anytime now and she wasn't feeling very well. She didn't remember feeling this terrible with Cletus Jr. she still hasn't come to agreement with Cletus for a baby name just yet. The Phone rings and she goes to answer the phone and it's her father and he's says they have news about Elvis and what happen and Julie asked her father was it good news or bad news.
Josh Sr. says "Well, they found his Thunderbird but they didn't find Elvis with it. But they it turns out that Elvis parachuted out of his jet and he landed in the hot tub of some supermodel and she was in the hot tub at the time."

Julie says "So, Elvis is okay then Dad. You know that sounds like Elvis to me and at least he is alive."

Josh Sr. says " I got to call Jason and Harry and let them know of the good news and be sure to tell them about the good news then."

Julie sees Cletus walking in and the baby starts kicking and she tells her son "That's your daddy going home , and everything is just fine."
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[Julieduke]

Jonathan was asking Bo and Luke who was Zack and what kind of trouble did me cause when he was in town last time. Luke looked back and says "Well, when I had first met Kathy, she had broken with Zack he is this Rich docter from one of the weathliest families in Chicago."

Is it me or does Micheal look like Rosco in some ways Luke. Luke and Bo are in agreement and they tell him that over the years they have gotten used to that. Luke says "Well, Micheal's mother was Rosco's baby sister and Ross looks even more like Rosco just a younger version of him."
Jonathan says "Wait a minute I thought you only had one younger brother name Judd Caine, Luke."
Luke says "Well, I found out about Micheal the same year that Uncle Jesse died it turns out the Rosco was keeping it a big secret at the time."
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[Julieduke]

Ross, Clark, Chloe, Jesse and Racheal are at Hazzerd Lake and Chloe can't help but be attracted to Ross her she was swimming with the Quarterback for the Bulldogs and now he was cute as well. She didn't care if he looked like his Uncle Rosco that didn't bother her right now. Clark could see that Chloe was having a good time with Ross and it didn't hurt anything but he sure did miss Lana right now. Jesse was with Racheal and he walks over to Clark and asked what is bothering him right now. And Clark says " I just miss Lana, she's my girl in Smallville you know Jesse."

Jesse says "Well, Clark if you want to call her you can use my cellphone just don't talk too long now. You know those roaming charges are a pain on the bill so call Lana."

Clarks says "Thanks but wouldn't it be better to use a payphone in town, Jesse."

Jesse says "You don't want to do that beside the operator will overhear you conversation at tell Boss Hogg if anything sounds intersecting to her."

Clark says "Thanks I'll think I will borrow your cellphone but isn't that illegal to listen in a phone conversation."
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[Julieduke]

Clark rings Lana's phone and she answers and ask where did he and his family go to.
Clarks says "Actually we went to a little place called Hazzerd County smallest place I ever seen but we got to meet some of Dad's cousin along the way. And there's one little piece of family history that Chloe would love to investiage but I not going to tell her. Besides let Ross tell her about he knows more about than I do and everytime Dad ask about he doesn't find anything about.(To find out what Clark is talking about take a look at the last page of Saying Goodbye Part 2)."
Chloe says "Did you know Lois and Lucy Lane are doing a pretty good job of looking after the Kent Farm."
Clark says "That's good to know, and did you know that Chloe stoyed on board Lex and Lionel jet and when they landed snuck off and got a ride witht he local mechanic Cooter Davenport."
Lana says "Why would in the world would she do a thing like that, Clark."
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[dukesrule2000]

What are Lex and Lional doing here in Hazzard?Clark Said. I don't know all Lex said was it was some busness. Lana Said. Then they hurd on the cb Lost sheep to Little Duke come back. Jesse walked to is car and picked up the cb and said This is Little Duke what's up Lost Sheep? Well I need you to come home there is some one here that would like to see you.Luke Said. Ok Dad We are on our way. He put the cb back in the car and said Hay we have to go. and then everyone picked up everything and got in the car and Jesse headed for the farm.

[Julieduke]

Everybody got back to the farm, and Jesse gets out and ask his dad who wants to see me now. And then Bo comes over to Jesse over by his car and Clark and Chloe does a double look and Chloe ask is that your dad's twins Clark.
Clark says "My dad is only child , but I think he is a cousin of my dad's. You dad mention they was pulling trick on people seeing how they look so much alike."

Chloe says " I can't imagine your dad pulling pranks on people Clarks he is so serious everytime I come over to the farm."

Luke says "Jesse, Ross, Chloe, Clark and Racheal this Bo Duke him and his wife and kids are visiting from Florida."
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[dukesrule2000]

Hi. Clark,Ross,chleo, and Rachael Said together.
Man,This can't be Jesse. he's gotten so big. How are you doing buddy?Bo Said. I'am doing fine Uncle Bo. Hay Where's mom? Jesse Said. Luke Smiled and said Your mother is in the house she's tring to get Leventa to sleep Leventa hasn't left your mother's side sence she got home. Luke Said.
Jesse went into the house and he walkd up to his mother who was in the rocker tring to get Leventa asleep. and he gave her a hug and said I missed you mom. Kathy smiled and then Jesse went back outside.

[Julieduke]

Ross was showing Chloe his black Charger which until five years ago was his Dad's and his Grandpa Szenger passed it down to his Dad. Chloe was asking why is this car so special to you Ross, and Ross says "Well, Chloe this car was bought brand new by my Grandfather after he had see "Bullitt" the Steve McQueen movie. And when my dad was sixteen years he got the car and then dad had met my mom one day when she had a flat tire, and when I was sixteen years old I got the car."
Chloe says " I love that story so this car has never left your family in over thirty years."
Ross says "Man, you make it sound like this is old Chloe. Would you like to take a tour of Hazzerd and see what this little slice of Heaven has to offer tourist."
Chloe says "Sure, why not I ain't doing nothing right now and this place looks intersecting anyways."

Micheal watches Ross open the door for Chloe and she gets in his car, and then he gets in and they take off for a little tour.

Micheal ask Luke, Bo and Jonathan did you hear what my son said to Chloe. Guys he is good it seems like he has the Duke charm allright. Did you hear that he said "this little slice of Heaven has to offer tourist.", Jonny ask what is in Hazzerd anyways I haven't forgotten over the years.
Clark is wandering where did Ross and Chloe go so fast all of sudden, and he always does that sort of thing.

[Julieduke]

Balladeer: That boy sure is smooth he called Hazzerd " a little slice of Heaven", I don't know about that but Chloe sure is falling for him fast. To bad he has to go back to college and she has to go back to "Smallville" eventually.

[dukesrule2000]

Then Clark remembered what Lona had told him and then he walked up to his father ,Bo ,and Luke and said Dad Lona said that Lional and Lex are here in Hazzard. Jothan Said What are they doing here? I don't Know all Lona said was that they where here for buness.Clark Said. Then Jothan explained who Lional and Lex wasTo Bo and Luke. Well lets go check it out.Bo Said So Bo Jothan and Luke go in the General Lee. and Clark and Jesse got in Jesse's car and they headed for town.

[Julieduke]

Jesse and Clark was in the blue Probe and they was just driving and apparently Jesse knew every short cut in the county. Clark was surprized at a few and then he had seen him go crosscountry and he found out what he had meant by that.

Jonathan, Bo and Luke was in the General and Luke was driving and he was taking every shortcut he had knew in the county. Bo says "You Know that Clark he sure doesn't look like he's adopted, Jonathan."
Jonathan says " Thanks, I would tell the whole story with Clark. But I don't think we have enough time besides I wander why Lex and Lionel Luther are in Hazzerd anyways."
Bo says "Hey, Jonathan do you remember when you had that practical joke on Jason, Josh, Elvis and Harry about Uncle Jesse getting a flock of Geese on the farm and that you couldn't find them and you needing help finding them on the farm."
Jonathan says "Oh ya, I guess you didn't know but Julie was in on the whole joke and she just watched them go along with it. And it wasn't until Uncle Jesse got back did they find out he would never have a flock of Geese on the farm."
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[Julieduke]

Ross and Chloe was at the cave in Hazzerd, she didn't know that it was this pretty and and Ross sure was cute Chloe had thought to herself.
Ross thinking to himself
"Man is that Chloe Sullivan is pretty, too bad she has to go back to Smallville and I got to go back to College pretty soon. I wander when the Bulldogs play Metropolis University and I can I go and seen Chloe in Smallvile before the game."
Chloe had seen that Ross was quiet and just admiring her and just couldn't keep her eyes off of her. And Chloe says "Ross, what are you thinking about and that mile long smile you sure look happy that you met me all of sudden."

Just then the cb in Ross's Charger goes off and it's Uncle Luke calling to see if he knew that Chloe had snuck on board the Luthor jet yet. Ross's had said that she had told him about and that and he had joked about that it make awfully hard to get back the sameway since they probaly know by now. Ross was asking what is the problem right now anyways, and he was heard about Luthor's and how they had business in Hazzerd and that Chloe was following the story to say to politely. Ross's told Luke that can't be possible she might be just visiting Hazzerd, maybe she had heard something about the place from somebody.
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[dukesrule2000]

Bo Looked and he said there is Jesse and Clark Boy can that Boy Drive Uncle Jesse will be Proud. Luke smiled and said Watch this. Luke his foot down on the gas peddle and he shifted the General into second. and then the General hit a dip in the road and Luke said Hang on and the General went air born and they Jumped right over Jesse and Clark. Luke did the General's Horn and a YEEEHAAAA.

Jesse looked up and he got on the cb and said Little Duke to Lost Sheep 1 That was great but looked at this.

[Julieduke]

Jesse goes and takes a quick turn around and hits a dip and goes airborne as well and Clark is asking you always do that Jesse. Jesse says " Oh, come on that is how we have fun in Hazzerd, Clark loosen up a little bit."

Was that your dad that went over your car just now, and Jesse said " Yes, that was you him and Uncle Bo are originals in the respect. Everybody been copying them the whole time after that right there. I hear in Hazzerd High driver's ed there is pointers on how to do that right there."
Clark looked at his cousin and asked really, and Jesse said "Really, Clark."

By now Ross and Chloe was just talking and he hadn't asked why she had snuck on board the Luthor jet and risk all that just for a story but he believe that she would tell if he ask her.
Ross says "So, Chloe why are you in Hazzerd anyways it can't be for the tourist attraction because this none around here. Unless they like watching us drive around here. Did I mention you have the Prettiest Green eyes I have ever seen in my life, Chloe."
Chloe says "Thank You, Ross but I am chasing a story but it because the Luthor's are trying to buy a bar named "Boar's Nest" from a J.D. Hogg and it happens to be in this County."
Ross says " Ya, I know the Boar's Nest but Boss Hogg won't ever sell it why it's cultral center. And he would want to much money for the Boars nest anyways."
Chloe says "But the Luthor's are loaded and they would be able to keep up with whatever price he says. Did you know that Smallville the Luthor mansion used to be in Ireland at on point in it's history. And the residents watched his father truck him the old mansion piece by piece , Ross."
Ross says "But why did you sneak on board the plane, Chloe?"
Chloe says " I have feeling that I would've asked Lex would've said No."
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[Julieduke]

Ross decided to go and tell somebody what Chloe had told him but he wandered if anybody was on the Hazzerdnet today. Chloe had seen that Ross was walking over towards his car, and she had seen that he was talking to somebody about something. Chloe had her camera with her and she was getting was great shots of the scenery and stuff, what she really wanted was a picture of still. Chloe had figured that somebody was still do that in this part of the country, she had heard stories and how the ATF cracked down on the moonshiners as they was called. She had remembered there was this movie called "Moonrunners" that had it alot in when she had happened to watch her dad's old copy of it. Chloe's cellphone goes off, and she answers it and it's Lois in Smallville she was asking how is Hazzerd anyways. She regretted not going with Clark and his parents when he had asked her a couple of days before they left. She sure could use peace and quiet but she was very concerned about who was going to run the Talon there is alot to do there.
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[dukesrule2000]

You are probly right. Now we have to let MY Uncles know what is going on and he picked up the cb and said Ross to Lost Sheep Come Back. Bo picked up the cb and said You got Lost Sheep here Ross what's up? and then Ross told Bo what Chloe had told him. Ok Ross you and Chloe injoy the rest of your date we will handal this. I'am gone.

[Julieduke]

Ross walked over to where Chloe was taking pictures with her camera and he walks by her and says "What about a picture of me, aren't I the best part of your trip. I just got to ask how did you not get notice from Smallville, Kansas to Hazzerd County Airport Chloe."
Chloe says "Speaking of that I was thinking why not a picture of you would make a great addition to all the pictures I have taken just now, and you know I had to be very quiet and kept my cellphone on vibrate and I just talking to Lana. She wished that she had went with Clark and his parents to Hazzerd, but she is the manager of the Talon. It's a coffee shop in town that is owned by Lex Luthor but managed by Lana."

I was thinking would you like to see what the Boar's Nest looks like and why in world Lex or Lionel Luthor would want to buy it I have no idea.
Chloe looks at Ross and says "Sure can we get there from here,Ross."
Ross says "Ya, sure I make the trip shorter and take a few shortcuts to get there by . But I don't want you going in there you're too young to going in there, Chloe."
Ross and Chloe get in his Charger and Ross takes off for the Boars Nest she couldn't believe how beatiful the scenery was what great mountains there is in this county. Ross was right this is a little slice of Heaven as he pit it, but what tourist attractions were there in this county she sure hasn't found any yet.

[Julieduke]

Ross pulls into the Boar's Nest parking lot and he tells Chloe that this bar had been around for years. Chloe says "How old is then building then Ross, you know if it's old enough Boss Hogg could it declare a historical building."
Ross says " Oh by the way, he is my uncle as well and maybe me might want to here that me. You know Boss might want to sell the place afterall."
Chloe says " I never thought of that right there, Ross."
Oh, wait a minute here comes somebody but I don't know who it is Chloe like they never been in Hazzerd before. Chloe looks around and says "Ross, that is Lex and Lionel Luther pulling up in a high end rental, I wander where they found a rental place that has Mercedes around here."
Ross says "There is only place I can think but it's in Atlanta why they go that far for rental."
Chloe says "Unless they delivered it to the Airport for when they flew in Ross."
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[Julieduke]

Ross looks at Chloe and says "Lets get going it's not really any of our business on what's going on, Besides Lex and his father could be having a beer there."
Chloe says " I doubt that Ross, they don't drink beer they only drink Scotch."
Ross sees that his cousin Joshua Andrew Duke III is coming up and he hadn't seen him since he had met Brandy three years ago. They got married and moved to Cleveland, Ohio and now they have a little onename Joshua Andrew Duke IV. Chloe sees the old Mustang pull and a Blonde hair guy gets out and walks over to Ross's car.

Josh says "Hey, Ross hadn't seen you since the wedding three years ago. I sure did appreciate you being the best man and your Mikey being the ring bearer. And who is your date Ross by the way I don't think we have met before."

Ross says "This is Chloe Sullivan and she is from Smallville, Kansas she is a good friend of Clark and she really likes the countryside."

Josh says "Keep up the good work with the Bulldogs you'll be at the Orange Bowl next year and be Champs. I do wish I would've went to College remember we was the team for the Hazzerd High School Football team. You would throw the ball, and most of the times I would catch it and run it in for a Touchdown."
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[dukesrule2000]

Ross said Ok as he seen the General Lee and Jesse's car pull into the Boars Nest. Luke Looks at Jesse and said you stay put here your mother would kill me if I let you in the Boars Nest. John looked aT Clark and said you stay here too. and both boys said Ok.

John,Bo, and Luke went into the Boars Nest and when they walked in Luke hurd someone yell to him and said Hay Luke hows your Memory. and then laughter. Luke Looked around and he spotted Zack. Luke headed towards Zack But Bo stopped him and said Luke remember you have your son outside do you really want him to see this. Luke Looked at Bo and said You are right Bo. and then they sat down and then they spotted Lex and Lional walk out of Bosshoggs Office and they didn't look to happy.

[Julieduke]

Chloe looked at Ross and says "Oh, come on it's no big deal if I go in the Boars Nest Ross. There's only four cops here and none are here and besides I wants to know what Lex and Lionel want right now anyways."
Ross couldn't say anything to stop Chloe from walking in the Boars Nest and potenial trouble what she didn't know was that the Sheriff was in the office and Zack a old flame of Dr. Kathleen Duke was in there as well. Jonathan, Bo and Luke seen Chloe walk in and they was worried she was going to get in trouble. Jonathan had seen her and asked what she was thing walking in here, and Chloe says " I have to see what's go with Luthor's that is all and besides there is nothing I can into trouble for right now."
Chloe's cellphone rings and she sees that it's her Aunt Emma Tizdale her answer it and she wants to know why didn't she stop in the postoffice yet. Chloe says to Aunt that something came up, and she can't really tell her where she is at right now. Chloe's promise's to stop by and see her soon and that she says that she count on her.
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[Julieduke]

Balladeer: I guess you didn't know this but Chloe Sullivan is the Great Niece of Mz. Tizdale and she hasn't gone to see how her Great Aunt is doing yet. I bet she have to pull a number and show her idea to talk to her as well.

[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty Rose Duke Coltrane was Jesse Dike's oldest niece. Dusty was married to Rosco P. Coltrane. They had four kids: Jude Emery 18 the oldest, Calico Dixie 13 , Lukus Beauegard 10 "Little Luke", and Jefferson Davis "J.D' 5 the youngest. Dusty had surprise for her family. She was pregnant again.

Dusty stepped out of a 2006 Dodge Ram, when she looked around and saw Chloe Sullivan. Dusty draged her 3 month pregnat self acroos the street. As she got up behind Chloe, she tapped Chloe on the shoulder. "Well, well if ain't little Chloe Sullivan." Dusty said with a evil grin.

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[Julieduke]

Chloe Sullivan turned around and asked do you know me, and then she remembered that Dusty Rose Duke Coltrane. Dusty was a cousin of the Duke's and she married the Sheriff she looked like she having another one at the moment. Chloe asked so how is the Sheriff doing these days how are your kids doing. Everybody could see what was going on by now and Mz. Emma Tizdale came by where Great-Niece Chloe Sullivan was at and she had Ms. Dusty Rose Duke Coltrane and she wondered what she up to right now.
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[Julieduke]

Jason walks into the Boars Nest and sees this girl that doesn't look old enough to be in the Boars Nest. Jason sits right down at the table with Jonathan, Bo and Luke and he says "Dad, gave me good news about Elvis it turns out he survived the hit by landing in the hot tub of some supermodel's and she was it at the time."
Chloe says "Hi, how are you doing I bet you don't remember me then Jason."
Jason says " Aren't you Mz. Tizdale the postmistress's great-niece from Kansas and I don't remember you being twenty-one."
Jonathan says " Can you kindly keep that to yourself Jason, you almost blew it for her on that right there."
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[Julieduke]

[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty gave Chloe a great big smile and hugged her. "Oh Chloe, it's great to see you. And Rosco is doing just fine." Dusty said as her smile got wider. It always seemed to do that when she talked about Rosco. Dusty turned to see Ms. Emma Tizdale. "Why Ms. Tizdale. I must say you lookin beauitful every day. Uncle Jesse would be proud." Dusty said with a grin as she watched Ms. Tizdale giggle like a school girl. Dusty saw Rosco come out of the Sheriff's office and in silent communication, Rosco told her was going to the Boar's Nest. "Chloe I'm going to the Boar's Nest, I'll bye you a drink." Dusty asked her

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[dukesrule2000]

Jason Just Smiles,and he sits down with them.Just then Ross walks in and he walks up to his Uncles and said Uncle Luke Jesse and Clark are getting bord out there. They wanted to know if they can got to Hazzard Lake and goswining. Luke smiled and said tell them to go ahead and tel lJesse to stay out of trouble. Zack was at his table listen. and he decided on how to get Luke back for steeling Kathleen away from him all those years ago. oh it will also hurt Kathleen but she will get over it.

Ross said ok andhe said Chloe are you coming? Chloe smiles and said in a minute wait for me ok. Ross smiled andsaid Ok as he walked out the door, Zack got up too. and he went out the door

outside
Ross walked over to Clark and Jesse and he said your dad said go head. Cool Jesse said. and then they got in the car. Ross said Oh Jesse your dad says to stay out of trouble. Jesse smiles and said Hay I'm like my dad and My Uncle Bo Trouble finds me. So Tell me how can I stay out of trouble. and they all laughed.
and he took off.


Zack was watching.

[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty walked into the Boar's nest and saw her nephew Jesse. "Now Jesse you wouldn't be getting into trouble again are ya?" Dusty said as she crossed her arms in front of her and grinned at her nephew. She just laughed watching him scworm. "Tsk, Tsk. What am i going to tell Luke?" Dusty said as she continued to grin.

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[Julieduke]

Jesse met up Clark and they took off and they was headed for Hazzerd Lake and it looked like Chloe was with Ross again. Clark was trying to figure how Chloe didn't get in trouble for being a bar and not being twenty-one and she had told him outside that she had seen Lex and Lionel Luther walking out of Boss Hogg's office and they didn't to happy. She had told him that she had overheard him say that his Boars Nest was not go to tore down so the Luther's can build a summer house in Hazzerd. Clark ha listen to Chloe and she later told Ross. Clark went and told Jesse about what Chloe overheard and he look surprized about but not too much of a surprize he had.
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[Julieduke]

Now wait a minute here Josh Duke Jr. isn't dead and he's back in town and now Hewie and Jamie Lee Hogg along with Lex and Lionel Luthor. Not to mention Rebecca's ex Zack that just wont give up after how along how.

[Dusty Rose Duke]

"Now Chloe you best behave your self with Ross. He's all hands!" Dusty said with a grinn on her face. She just loved to make her nephew blush. "Besides I may be pregnant with your boy or girl cousin, but I still know a thing or to in puttin ya in your place. I learned that from Uncle Jesse." Dusty said with a widee grin.

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[dukesrule2000]

Ross Just smiles. and said Come on Chloe lets go find Jesse and Clark.

Back on the Farm..
The phone rings and Kathy picks it up and she said hello Duke Farm Kathy Duke Speaking. Oh Hi Kathy Itold you we would met again.Zack said. ZACK,what do you want?Kathy Said. Oh Nothing ,oh by the way you have a very handsome son. He's here at Hazzard pond swimming with some friends. oh don't worry he don't see me but i see him. Zack Saidas he was laughing. Kathy yelled into the phone.ZACK YOU LEAVE JESSE ALONE. But Zack was allready off the line. Martha looked at Kathy. Kathy went to the cb and said Pretty Lady to Little Duke come back.(no answer) Pretty Lady to Lost Sheep 1 come back. she waited for a while and then she Repeaded Pretty Lady to Lost Sheep 1 come back come on Lost Sheep1 I need you. Kathy Said,, Then she hurd you got Lost Sheep 1 here Pretty Lady What's up?

Kathy told Luke about the phone call that she had gotten from Zack.
ok Sweetheart we are on our way to Hazzard Pond and I will try ann get him on thecb Don't worry Kath Jesse will be fine.

[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty and Rosco had gathered around Luke when Kathy came over the cb. Zack, Zack, where had Dusty heard that name before. "Luke, this Zack fella, Zack Williams?" Dusty asked her cousin. "Honey do you know this Zack fella?" Rosco asked his wife. "Ya sweetheart. But I've never had the pleasure to race against him in circuit. They he is one mean dude. ANd Kathy told me something about her past with Zack. That's if this is the same Zack." Dusty said. "Red Riding Hood to Pretty Lady, listen Kathy like Luke said just sit tight, we'll get Jesse." Dusty said to Kathy then looked at Luke.

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[dukesrule2000]

Ok Red ridinh hood. Kathy Said.
Luke got on the cb and said LostSheep 1 to little Duke come back(no respons)Luke looked at boand said Dang why won't he answer. Lost Sheep1 to Little Duke Come on Jesse pick up(still nothing) Bo looked at Luke and he said keep tring cousin. then he put his foot on the gas peddal to the floo and the General Lee took off.

BACK AT THE FARM.
Martha was tring to confort Kathy and said Jesse will be fine Clark is with him. Kathy had no clue what that ment.

at HAZZARD LAKE.
Jesse and Clark was swiming and having fun when clark hurd the cb. he looked a Jesse and said Your Dad is tring to get you on the cb and he sounds scared. Jesse and Clark got out of the water and headed for the car and he picked up the cb and said This is Little Duke What's up Lost Sheep1? Luke hurd Jesse come on the cb and he let out a deep breath. And he said Jesse I want you and Clark to get in your car and leave Hazzad Lake now. DadJesse Said. JESSE do it now. Luke Said. Ok Dad.Jesse Said But as Jesse put the cb down Zack came out of the bushes. and said tou boys ain't going any where. Jesse looked at him and said I know you you are that doctor that my mom was going to marrie before she met Dad. mom told me all of the trouble you caused like shooting my dad. you know he almost died.? Zack just laughed.. and now son I'm taking you as pay back.

[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty was in Ridge Runner when she heard Jesse come over the cb. "Thank god." Dusty said. "Red Riding Hood to Pretty lady, we found Jesse. He's on his way." Dusty told Kathy. "Red Riding Hood to Little Duke. Jesse I tel you right now, you almost scared ten years out of my life which I can't afford to loose right now." Dusty proclaimed to her nephew. "Wild B to Red Riding Hood come in please!" A little a voice on the cb spoke. "B, honey what's wrong?" Dusty asked conserned. "Mama, Calli is gone! She didn't come home from school! All i found was note that said 'Jesse seems safe but poor little Callico is all alone.' Mama what does that mean?" Lukus asked Dusty. "Little Luke listen to me. Lock the doors and stay put ok. I'm gone." Dusty said. "Red Riding to Lost Sheep, Luke, Bo please tell me you heard that?" Dusty asked. "Luke find Calli for me! Please Couz I'm begging you!" Dusty said as she began to baul.

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[dukesrule2000]

Luke said Ok Coz I will. Then he hurd a voice on the cb and said Hay Duke boy this is Zack I have your son and his friend meet me at Cyristal Lake bridge in two hours. Or you weon't see your son again. We have unfinished bunesses. Let me talk to my son Luke Asked. Zack Handed him the cb and he said Hay Dad we are fine. and then he hurd Jothan say Clark do what you need to do to get your self and Jesse out of there Now.

[Dusty Rose Duke]

"Luke please tell me that Callico is with Jesse?" Dusty asked through her tears. "please tell me that Zack did not grabb her?" Dusty pleaded. "Luke, I'll tell you right now, I don't care if my husband is the sheriff, I'm going to kill Zack if touches one hair on my daughters head." Dusty told Luke over the cb. Luke could hear in her voice that she was angry.

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[Julieduke]

By Now Ross and Chloe had known what was going and they was behind the trees and Ross looked at Chloe. She looked back at Ross and said "Who is that guy and what does he want with Clark and Jesse and who is that girl with them as well."
Ross looks and tells her that's my cousin, I sure hope my sisters stay away right now. I don't need to be worried about Bonnie and Bylinda right now, and them Chloe asked him if they seem to find trouble more than anybody else in Hazzerd County.
In the Meantime Zack Williams was with his two friends and they had Clark and Jesse with them. And of course there was the of Callico Coltrane Ross's cousin as well. She could be a pistol at time but he didn't want to lose her right now and there was time that he worried about her as well. Chloe asked Ross what he was thinking right now, and he had told her that he was thinking of his cousin Callico Coltrane and that if she didn't hear on the cb by now. Dusty and Rosco don't know where she is right now and they worried sick about right now. Chloe had said " I understand perfectly right now but what in the world could me do right now and beside parking behind these trees just doesn't help that much."
Ross says " Well, for one thing Chloe I know exactly where Zack and his men are right now and I going to radio my dad and let my dad know where they are right now. You see what Zack doesn't know is that my dad is a deputy in Hazzerd County, and he happens to out on patrol right now."
Chloe says "That cousin of yours Josh, he seems nice and he is really married with a little boy allready and the two used to play football for Hazzerd High at one time."
Ross says "That's right and after I get everybody on the radio and I am going tell them the idea that you had given me just now."
Chloe says " I don't understand Ross, what idea did you I give just now?"
Ross says "Well, it's very simple I going to have Josh drive by where they are right now and somebody will follow him to see what he is up and then there will less guys there to deal with."
Chloe says "Do you think that will work, Ross I mean that is a big longshot."
Ross says "Me and Josh know every shortcut in Hazzerd County and trust me Josh will just get them lost for enough time to get the rest of the plan together. Chloe that's girl right there is Callicao Coltrane and why she with and she is usally smarter than to let those guys get ahold of her."
Chloe says "Ross you sound worried , and besides Clark will be okay and lets take care of our plan. So If Zack doesn't know your dad is a deputy and that he is on duty right now where does that leave us then."
Ross says "Behind the bushes at spot where they don't know were here. Besides I can handle myself if they too close for comfort anyways."
Ross got on the radio and got ahold of his dad and everybody talking in code about his plan. And of course Chloe didn't understand a word they was talking about, she thought this so very cool right now. Luke was talking with his nephew and he was getting the location and Ross had told them that Callicao was with Zack and his two henchmen right now. Bo, Jonathan and Dusty and there spouses was listening as well and they was worried sick and Dusty was getting mad about her daughter being surprized like that in all. By now, Jason had came by the Duke farm as well and Julie had came by with Cletus and Cletus Jr. and they was all talkig about what they can do right now. Julie was explaining that when Rosco and his deputy's check Zack Williams and his friends that they would three counts of kidnapping to content with other things as well.
By now, Dusty had noticed that her cousin looked like she ready to have her baby any day now. Julie had told her that Elvis was fine and that he landed in the hot tub of supermodel while she was in it at the time.
Martha was worried for Clark and trying not let anybody know that she was worried about her son. As was Rebecca worried for her son as well and she trying to stay brave about the whole thing. And now that Dusty knew that her daughter was there as well now she was worried as well.

Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

[Julieduke]

Balladeer: Wait a minute Clark, Jesse and Callicao is in Danger and Ross and Chloe are parked behind some trees just watching. And Ross wants to get Josh to help him out on some schuck n jive he thinks that will work on those guys. But where in the world in Bonnie and Bylinda right now I hope they aren't mixed up in this whole thing as well.

[Julieduke]

Later at Crystal Lake Bridge and Ross and Chloe had stayed out of sight so Zack didn't see them behind. Luke didn't even know that Ross was following Zack or he would've said something to Ross about. His nephew could quite stubborn at times and now was one of those times, Zack was driving and just now noticed the Black 69 Charger behind him and he had seen there was dark-haired guy and blonde haired girl in the car. He was determined to lose them any ways he could, he waves to one of his friend and they take aim at the front tires and them since the gun had a silencer Ross didn't hear anything until he had a flat tire and he was in the ditch. Chloe had seem the car up ahead stopped and went ahead, she was wandering who could such a thing to somebody else.
Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke.

[Julieduke]

Jonathan and Martha was trying to keep Clark's secret a secret but everybody kept wandering what they wasn't worried about him right now. Martha was wandering could his cousin be trusted with a secret that big, and Jonathan had said "But, I don't want the Sheriff knowing about Clark right now I don't know what Rosco would do if he knows about Clark."
Martha says "You mean none of your family knows Clark secret, Honey."
Jonathan says "Pretty much, besides the only I ever told was Uncle Jesse and that was a month before he died so he never told anybody about Clark."
Martha says "Well, that one way of keeping something a secret Honey."
Cue dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

[dukesrule2000]

Luke showed up at cristal lake bridge. he got out of the General he told Bo to stay put thiswas his fight. and Bo said Ok I will be here if you need me. Luke walked to the center to the bridge and so Did Zack. and Zack Smiled and said Long time no see Duke. Luke looked at him and said Where is my son and his friends? Oh They are safe. Zack Said. I want to see them. Luke said. So Zack Looked and he singaled his friends and they got out of the car with Jesse Clark and Dusty's daughter. Luke said To Zack You let the kids go take me instead. Jesse Yelled DAD NO.. Zack smiled and said ok Duke you have a deal and when I finily get rid of you Kathleen will come to me for comfort, (looking at his men )Let the Kids go.
Then Zack grabbed Luke. and the kids walked passed him and Clark said Don't worry Uncle Luke I will get you back.
Luke didn't understand that coment.
The kids got to the General Lee and they got in.

[Dusty Rose Duke]

"Red Riding Hood to Lost Sheep are you there com'on?" Dusty said as she drove Ridge Runner to crystal lake bridge. "Ya Dusty we're here come back." Bo said, "Bo, where's Luke, he usually answersthe cb." Dusty proclaimed. "Ya Blaze you see,Luke is out on the bridge right now talking to Zack Willams," Bo started to say but was interupted by Dusty. "WHAT! BO YOU IDOT! YOU LET LUKE GO BY HIMSELF? ROSCO WAS WRONG, ENOS AND CLETUS AREN'T DIPSTICKS, YOU ARE." Dusty yelled at Bo. "Dusty I'm sorry. But Luke told me to stay put." Bo stated. "Bo you stay put until I get there, I'm gone." Dusty said. "Dusty you got you're ears oncom'on?" Rosco said. "Ya honey,but I'm kind of busy." Dusty said. "You will not go to crystal lake bridge. Dusty if Zack sees you pregnant he'll kill you for sure." Rosco told her. "Its the chance I got to take. I'm gone." Dusty said.

Cue Julieduke

[dukesrule2000]

Jesse and clark got to the GENERAL/ aND Jesse was telling Bo what was going on. Cleark saw that this was his chance to do something while no one was looking So Clark took off with his super speed and he ran past Luke and he knock down Zack . Zack got up and he didn't know what hit him. but Luke had his suppions. Luke saw his Chance and he punched Zack. and then he ran to the General Lee and they all got in and took off. Luke got on the cb Pretty Lady we got the Kids and we are headed home

AT THE FARM....
Kathy picked up the cb and said Ok Lost Sheep. Shee you guys when you get here.

Martha and Johnathan looked at Kathyand they all Smiled.
Martha said do you trust your family enought with clarks secret?
Ya I do But I will talk to Clark about it first and see what he says. John .Said

[Dusty Rose Duke]

"Pretty Lady to Red Riding Hood, Dusty get back to farm please." Kathy told her cousin in law. "Kathy I'm going after my little girl." Dusty proclaimed. "Ya well as your doctor I'm ordering you back pronto." Kathy said firmly. "10-4 Kathy, I'm going." Dusty said with a sigh. She hooked 360 and headed Ride Runner back towards the farm. "Oh Uncle Jesse what would you do right now?" Dusty said as if she were talking to Her dead uncle.

Cue dukesrule2000

[Julieduke]

Josh, Hughie and Jamie Lee was just talking and they was mad that Boss had turned down the Luthor's offer. Josh had asked them if they wanted to help me get back at all my cousin after all didn't they pull enough stuff on you two as well.
Hughie and Jamie Lee looked at Josh, and they asked what was in for them and Josh said " What do you mean what's in it for you, well revenge what about that time Jonathan had sent me and my brothers on the wild goose chase on the farm, or the time he told me the neighbor had a cow not a bull and her favorite color was red and me and Jason went over there and we was chased by the neighbor's bull. You know guys that Jonathan Kent must have thought I was a real dummy with some of the tricks he pulled on me."

Meanwhile Ross, Chloe and the twins were back and everybody was back at the farm and Jonathan finally decided to tell some of his pranks me pulled on Josh with his son and his cousins kids. Jason was gone alreadry and that he was with his sister Julie as she was getting worried about where in the world her husband Cletus was. Besides she was in labor and after all she wanted his to be by her side with every baby being born.

Back at the farm
Jonathan had told the kids about the goose prank and they just couldn't stop laughing and then he had told them about when he told Jason and Josh that the neighbor farmer had a cow not a bull and her favorite color was red and they came over with red on. Jesse had asked do you think somebody would fall for that joke again Uncle Jonathan.

Chloe had never known this side of Jonathan Kent and Clark had never known about his kind of stuff before. Martha was really surprized as well, Ross had asked how many people was looking for that phantom flock of geese before Uncle Jesse got back from his errand Uncle Jonathan. Little Mikey was really laughing and thinking he could pull a prank like that on somebody.

[Julieduke]

Jonathan was thinking and he had said "Well, lets see there was the Sheriff, his deputy Enos by the time Uncle Jesse got back. He had let our cousin know that he had never had flock of geese on the farm before."
Clark says "Dad, wait a minute you the Sheriff and the deputy was looking as well. What did your Uncle says about when he got home. Bo do you remember what Uncle Jesse said when he got home about the wild goose chase."
Martha says "Jonathan that don't sound like you at all, did your parents ever find out about the pranks you pulled or did your Uncle Jesse just keep it a secret at the time."
Luke looks at Jesse and says "Don't even think of pulling off that trick on anybody besides if you do just don't tell me about until after it happens Jesse."

Just then Micheal pulls up and he sees that everything worked out and Jonathan was talking to everybody about something. In fact he some question for his cousin of his own, he wanted to know why his son was a witness in so many reports in Smallville, Kansas he had found on the computer and he curious about that