goodolboy85
11-16-2005, 11:58 PM
Balladeer: It was one of them beautiful Hazzard mornings, so quiet, a fella could sit and listen to his hair grow, other than the usual barnyard noises, and a sunrise soo purdy, it'd almost bring a tear to your eye. Bo, Luke, & Daisy are juust wakin up, hopin to get some of Jesse's famous bacon & grits.
As Bo, Luke, & Daisy walked out of their rooms and approached the kitchen, still in there night attire, all three cousins' mouths' dropped simultaneously. There wasn't the slightest hint of an aroma, from their Uncle Jesse's country cooking. The three cousins burst into the kitchen, to find it with no Jesse, no breakfast, and even worse, no note. "Where do y'all reckon he's at?!" Bo pondered. "Uncle Jesse?!! Uncle Jesse?!" Luke hollered as he walked from room to room, searching. Daisy ran to the CB, while Bo ran outside, so worried, he forgot he had no boots or shirt on. "Jesse?! Hey, Uncle Jesse??!" Bo shouted, standing in front of the screened in porch of the Duke home. No reply. No truck, either! Bo noticed as he looked to where the old, white, pick-up truck was parked last night. Meanwhile, Luke kept searching the house, while Daisy got on the CB. "Shepherd, this is Bo Peep. Do ya copy? Bo Peep to Shepherd, can ya hear me?!" The worry started to echo in Daisy's voice, as she repeated her call on every channel. Bo searched the barn and even hopped in Dixie, and checked the back 40. "Uncle Jesse?!! Can ya hear me?!" Bo shouted the whole time, his voice starting to get hoarse. All three cousins regrouped in the kitchen after their searches. "Where in tarnations could he be?" Luke asked Bo and Daisy. "I dunno, Luke, but it ain't like Jesse to leave without sayin somethin ahead of time, or leavin a note. There ain't no sign of him or his truck anywhere! Nothin on the CB, Daisy?" "As quiet as a barn durin feedin time," Daisy started to sniffle. "I don't like this one bit. I got a hankerin somethin's up. Let's head to town and check with Cooter, an see if'n he knows anything or saw Jesse," Luke stated, concerned. The three cousins got dressed in a flash, and faster than greased lightning, they were in the General Lee, tearing up the dirt roads, drifting around every curve, speeding toward Hazzard Square..........
Balladeer: Now, y'all realize, Jesse Duke is the most honest, an trusted man in all of Hazzard, he'd never do nothin, without bein honest about it, but sometimes, when ya know your grits are gonna be lumpy, it's best to close yer mouth and chew.
Where could Uncle Jesse have gone? What could be so important, he wouldn't even tell his nephew's and niece about? Not even leave a note? What is he being so secretive about?
(Cue: Anyone who dares)
As Bo, Luke, & Daisy walked out of their rooms and approached the kitchen, still in there night attire, all three cousins' mouths' dropped simultaneously. There wasn't the slightest hint of an aroma, from their Uncle Jesse's country cooking. The three cousins burst into the kitchen, to find it with no Jesse, no breakfast, and even worse, no note. "Where do y'all reckon he's at?!" Bo pondered. "Uncle Jesse?!! Uncle Jesse?!" Luke hollered as he walked from room to room, searching. Daisy ran to the CB, while Bo ran outside, so worried, he forgot he had no boots or shirt on. "Jesse?! Hey, Uncle Jesse??!" Bo shouted, standing in front of the screened in porch of the Duke home. No reply. No truck, either! Bo noticed as he looked to where the old, white, pick-up truck was parked last night. Meanwhile, Luke kept searching the house, while Daisy got on the CB. "Shepherd, this is Bo Peep. Do ya copy? Bo Peep to Shepherd, can ya hear me?!" The worry started to echo in Daisy's voice, as she repeated her call on every channel. Bo searched the barn and even hopped in Dixie, and checked the back 40. "Uncle Jesse?!! Can ya hear me?!" Bo shouted the whole time, his voice starting to get hoarse. All three cousins regrouped in the kitchen after their searches. "Where in tarnations could he be?" Luke asked Bo and Daisy. "I dunno, Luke, but it ain't like Jesse to leave without sayin somethin ahead of time, or leavin a note. There ain't no sign of him or his truck anywhere! Nothin on the CB, Daisy?" "As quiet as a barn durin feedin time," Daisy started to sniffle. "I don't like this one bit. I got a hankerin somethin's up. Let's head to town and check with Cooter, an see if'n he knows anything or saw Jesse," Luke stated, concerned. The three cousins got dressed in a flash, and faster than greased lightning, they were in the General Lee, tearing up the dirt roads, drifting around every curve, speeding toward Hazzard Square..........
Balladeer: Now, y'all realize, Jesse Duke is the most honest, an trusted man in all of Hazzard, he'd never do nothin, without bein honest about it, but sometimes, when ya know your grits are gonna be lumpy, it's best to close yer mouth and chew.
Where could Uncle Jesse have gone? What could be so important, he wouldn't even tell his nephew's and niece about? Not even leave a note? What is he being so secretive about?
(Cue: Anyone who dares)