View Full Version : A Dukes Of Hazzerd/Murder, She Wrote crossover
Julieduke
10-05-2005, 07:41 PM
Balladeer: It was quiet day, oh ya that author gal Jessica Fletcher is her at a book signing and Daisy is there picking up latest novel. I sure everybody as heard of her by now, and I think I've read one her books before.
At the Boars Nest
Jessica Fletcher had asked is this the only they could've had this Book siging at? And she just waiting there and she sees that Daisy Duke comes to have her book signed by her. Jessica had knew her mother, and felt bad that died so young and Daisy never really had chance to get to know her mother. Her Uncle Jesse was handsome guy the way he took him Daisy and her cousins when things happen so fast. She had wondered if she would've done something like that it anything happened to her siblings when she wa younger.
Cue Kitty
Canadian_Country_Cousin
10-06-2005, 12:38 AM
"Howdy Ms Fletcher!!" Daisy cried as she set a book down on the table. Jessica stood up and smiled, "Daisy Duke! I haven't seen you since you were knee high to a grasshopper! How have you been?" Daisy gasped a litte, "You knew me?? When I was little??" She smiled and her eyes widened. Jessica nodded, "I knew your mother very well." Jessica walked around the table and wrapped Daisy in a warm hug, "How's your family?? Jesse??" Daisy hugged her back and smiled, "There well thanks! Uncle Jesse's right outside! You have to come say hello!!" Daisy smiled wider and took Jessica by the hand, pulling her out the door.
Jesse Duke waved as Cooter walked off towards his truck, "Thanks Cooter! Make sure you send the bill to Rosco!!" "Yes sir Uncle Mister Jesse!!" Cooter grinned back as he took off in his tow truck, a white patrol car sliding around behind it.
"Uncle Jesse!!!" Daisy cried as she and Jessica made their way over to his truck. Jesse looked up and grinned when he saw who was being lead by his neice. "Jessica Fletcher! So good to see you! How have you been??" He cried and gave her a hug. Jessica smiled up at Jesse, her eyes sparkling with excitment, "It's good to see you as well Jesse!" Daisy raised an eyebrow watching the exchange between the two old friends.
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Julieduke
10-06-2005, 08:52 PM
Jessica says "What happened to those two nephews Bo and Luke , one was older than Daisy and one was younger, right."
Jesse says " Oh, there coming to the Boars Nest, and they have a car you can't miss at all. How's your husband doing Jessica how long has been since we seen each other last. What kind of author are you, Daisy likes your novels but I just don't have the time with everything going around here lately. It's planting season right now , Jessica."
Bo and Luke pull into the Boars Nest parking lot, and see there Uncle Jesse talking to a lady and they don't say anything just wait till there done talking. They walk over to where they are, and Jessica ask how come they don't use the doors on there car.
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AmandaRobson
10-06-2005, 10:43 PM
Jesse smiled and looked at his nephews, "They have to get in that way...the doors is welded shut!!" Jessica nodded slowly, one eyebrow raised. Jesse looks back at his old friend, "So....how are you?" She frowned and glanced up at Jesse, "My husband passed away a few years ago." She smiled weakly and continued, "But I write mystery novels, and I'm glad you enjoy them Daisy!" Daisy nodded and Jesse replied, "I'm sorry to hear about yer husband."
Bo slaped Luke on the back, "That was some nice driving cuz! I owe ya a beer." Luke smiled back at his cousin, "Shall we all go in?" He asked holding the door to teh Boar's Nest open. Everyone nodded and followed Bo inside, with Luke bringing up the rear.
Daisy strolled behind the bar and poured four beers then glanced up at Jessica, "Would you like one?" Her eyebrows went up and she smiled, "Why not?" Jesse and Bo laughed, Luke grinned and Daisy slid the mug to Jessica.
Julieduke
10-07-2005, 05:42 PM
Uncle Jesse didn't Jessica mention that her husband passed away, and she is J.D. Fletcher the mystery author. Jessica had said "That's right I am J.D. Fletcher, and I remember when you two was little. "
Uncle Jesse says "Well, Jessica I glad that everything turned out allright for ya now. Oh here comes Rosco now I think he remembers when you had known his sister LuLu, she married to Boss now."
Jessica says "Oh Ya, LuLu wrote me about and everything and how Rosco was his babybrother."
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AmandaRobson
10-12-2005, 06:50 AM
" Jit!! Gyuck! Judash preisht on a pony!! Thatsh Jesshica Fletcher!" Rosco cried when he saw the author sitting with the Dukes. He strolled over, straightening his tie, he had always had a bit of a crush on her. Jessica glanced over, catching sight of the sherrif. He grinned a toothy grin as strode towards their table. He stumbled over his own feet and tripped, landing ontop of a nearby table, cracking it down the middle. "AAHHH!!" He cried as he flopped to the floor. Luke and Bo burst into uproaring laughter. Jesse gave his nephews a stern but gentle look. Luke nodded understanding his uncle's gaze. He stood up, still laughing, unable to conceal it. Luke walked to the table and pulled the sherrif to his feet. "Jit! Git..lemme go!!!" Rosco cried as he pushed Luke away, and wiped the pocorn and beer from his uniform.
Boss Hogg has heard the sudden crash from his office just off the bar. He pushed his rpund body out of his barber chair and pulled the door open. JD's eyes widened as he looked into the bar, "Rosco!! You jackass!!! That's comin outta yer pay!!!"
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Canadian_Country_Cousin
10-12-2005, 10:41 PM
Bo and Luke shared another laugh and walked to the bar together for another round of beers. Luke noticed a group of city slickers sitting at a nearby table. Had Luke been a horse his ears would have perked up as he listened intently to their conversation. He ingnored Bo's inane babbling about the new waitress at the cafe in town. He drowned out the chattering and laughter from the room.
"You need to get that butterball of a commsioner outta the way before I can make my move." A tall man with a the brim of his fedora pulled low over his shifty eyes. The others nodded in agreement and another man with a snake-like voice an appearance replied, "It shouldn't be too hard, the sherrif is a moron. The Deputy has no brains and there ain't no body around who can stop us." A grin crossed the face of the tall man and he let out a low chuckle.
Luke tried hard not to stare, shifting his gaze past them to smile at some girls who had been eyeing him and Bo all evening. The snake-like man had felt eyes on them, and sensed keen ears had been listening. He glanced around the room, labeling each man he thought it could have been. He looked at Uncle Jesse, too caring. At Cooter, too slow. At Ernie Ledbetter, too dense. At Bo, too pretty. His eyes stopped at Luke, immdeatly the snake could tell he was intelligent and military trained, just by the way he held himself.
Snake stood to face Luke, "What'd ya hear plowboy?" He asked in a low voice, only Luke and Bo could hear. Bo looked at his cousin, wondering was going on. "I didn't hear nothin Mister." Luke replied matter-of-factly as he took a sip from his mug, staring at the snake over the rim. Snake snarled and shook his head as he collegue, a husky man dressed in a black suit stood beside him.
Bo swallowed hard, "What ya do to their daughters Luke?" Bo whispered to his cousin. "Cute Bo, real cute. I never seen these fellas before." Luke replied cooly. "Well plowboys, yer about to see alot more of us, starting with our fists in yer faces!" Snake hollared as he swung a long arm at Luke. His hard fist connecting with Luke's jaw. The husky man grinned as he plowed into Bo, knocking him over the bar.
Luke stumbled backwards, crashing into a table, knocking beer and popcorn flying as he flailed his arms wildly struggling to mantain his balance. Bo landed in the floor behind the bar with a loud thud, "Ooof!" Husky hopped easily over the bar and picked Bo up by the collar of his shirt and his belt and dropped him ontop of the bar. Snake grinned and shoved Luke with one hand, knocking him off balance and onto the table.
Balladeer, "Well that's two! Wonder if that one'll come outta Rosco's pay too??!!"
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Julieduke
10-13-2005, 08:55 PM
Jessica Fletcher is watching and asking Jesse this always happens around here, or is tis just for me. Oh, by the way what was so urgent that you wanted to talk to me about so quickly. I glad that Bo and Luke didn't here you mention that right there, and is there anyway I can talk to Lulu today.
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Luke was having a little trouble getting back up after that fall since he was a little dizzy he got up though he hit Luke in the ribs which made Luke double over in pain and he looked at Snake thinking what is he gonna do next Snake just left Luke in the middle of the floor holding his stomach , his sore head , then Snake said " Well boys we will be back so consider this a warning unfortunetly boys next time it will be lights out ",
Then them two baddies left the Boars Nest as they were walking to their car one of them said ' When are we gonna knock them two out with the sleeping gas ", Then Snake turned to his partner said " When they leave the Boars Nest we is gonna pretend to have car problems so they'll stop then you are gonna put the gas into the back of their car while they ain't looking them boys will be out colder then dead mackerls then we can take them up to our hideout in the Silver Mine they won't be none the wiser ",
Balladeer : Well friends it is Halloween and their is a full moon which means all the crazies are out of the woodwork.
Meanwhile over at the Boars Nest Luke and Bo was still trying to figure out
what is so important that them bad dudes didn't want them to hear unfortunetly they ain't going be no more closer then are later tonight since they are gonna be off to la la land ", So the Boys walked over to the table where Uncle Jesse and Miss Flechter was and Luke said " Sorry about that fight earlier it sometimes gets a little crazy in here ", Then Jessica said " Well i don't know why them fella's would wanna hurt you two
for just overhearing something that they was talking about ", Then Bo said " Well i guess it must have been important whatever it is .
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Canadian_Country_Cousin
10-14-2005, 11:17 PM
Uncle Jesse nodded in agreement, "And I bet JD is involved somehow." Luke paused and looked at his uncle, "He is, They were talking about him. I just don't remember what they were saying," Luke put his hand on his forehead, still dizzy, "That fella sure packs a mean punch." Bo laughed, "Let's get home then cuz, get ya a cold steak for the eye huh?" Bo grinned as he playfully tapped Luke's jaw with his fist. "Oww!" Luke cried and shoved Bo towards the door, "Evening Ms. Fletcher, nice to see you!" Jessica Fletcher nodded and waved to the two Duke boys.
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Bo's eyes widened and he nudged Luke, "Do you see what I see?" "Huh??" Luke looked up and out the windsheild of the General Lee, "If what you're seein' has honey blond hair, long legs and is in need of some roadside mechanic work...yeah!" Bo lughed and slowed the General, pulling up beside the smoking vehicle. Luke stuck his head out the window as they stopped, "Need a hand?"
She spun around, blond hair flying around her shoulders. She smiled and leaned on the hood of the General looking at Luke, "If ya'll know anything about cars." She spoke in a thick texas drawl. Bo had made his way to the car and was examining under the hood. Luke grinned, "Ma'am we know a bit, let us have a look."
She smiled as she watched the two Dukes tinker under the hood, arguing quietly with each other as to the cause if the damage. She gave a small salute towards the bushes, a signal.
Balladeer, "Now why is it whenever there's a pretty lady around Bo and Luke gotta get invloved?"
Snake snickered under his breath as him and Husky crept out from the bushes, careful not to let Bo and Luke see them. "Do it! Before they hit us again, that was a fluke in that honkytonk back there." Husky whispered. "Shhh!!" Was all Snake said in reply.
Bo stood up, "Well Ma'am, we figured out what's wrong with it!" He smiled as her, his blue eyes sparkling. She raised her eyebrows curiously, "Yeah? What is it?" Luke stood up wiping his hands on his jeans, "We know what it is, we can't fix it. Only one person in Hazzard who can fix this." "Cooter Davenport!" Bo and Luke exclaimed together.
Husky pulled a tab on a canister he was carrying and tossed it into the backseat of the General Lee. Snake did the same before they rushed off to the woods.
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Julieduke
10-17-2005, 09:56 PM
Uncle Jesse and Jessica made it back to farm, and so did Daisy but everybody was looking for Bo and Luke and the General couldn't found anywhere as well. They was starting to get worried especially since Uncle Jesse couldn't raise then on the cb as well.
Jessica was starting to wonder what was going on right now.
Julieduke
10-17-2005, 10:21 PM
Husky and Snake did there part and that girl they had knew did her they sure were distracted by her. Now they just had to wait for sleeping gas to take effect and they were in the clear they could go to step b now. Husky and Snake had seen that it had work so they had just drove them over to the old Silver Mine and their next part was well underway now.
Meanwhile over at The DukeFarm Uncle Jesse, Jessica , and Daisy was still
curious about the boys not knowing that they had been kidnapped by them two baddies that had started a fight with them at the Boars Nest sadly O'l Bo and Luke ain't got the slightest idea of what is going on since they is out colder then two dead Samons with no way out at all .
15 minutes later them two baddies had arrived at the Silver Mine then Snake and his partner went to the back of car pulled down the blanket saw that the boys was still comatosed then carried them into the silver mine far enough away from the enterance incase somebody came in then they tied them up and gagged them then they stepped back some looked at the boys then one of them said " Them two boys ain't gonna wake up at all anytime soon ", then Snake and Husky walked out of the mine and over to their car to get out a little insurance poilcy then Snake said ' We can't afford to have those boys be witness so we are gonna have to prevent someway of them not escaping then Snake reached into the car he took out two Smoke Bombs he said we are gonna set these up arond the mine when they blow it will look exactly like an accident they won't suspect a thing.
Balladeer O'l Bo and Luke is still out cold having no idea that their lives is on the line.
Cue JulieDuke
Julieduke
10-20-2005, 05:27 PM
Jessica, Jesse and Daisy had no idea what was going on, Uncle Jesse had got Cooter on the radio to see if they were at the garage right now. He got ahold of Cooter, and he said that he hadn't heard anything of Bo n' Luke lately and that he was wandering if maybe they met some girls and went somewhere. Cooter had gotten off if Uncle Jesse and decided to talk to Enos or Rosco to see if they had seen them somewhere , if was a chance they might've seen they somewhere.
Back at the old Silver Mine
Snake and his buddy went to check out how Bo and Luke were doing , they seemed like they were still out but then he had noticed a little too late. And before they released Bo and Luke had woken up and they got loose and soon their fight at the old Silver Mine and they must not used a strong enough cherry bombs in the General Lee. Snake had seen that they getting out to their and before they release this their car was gone and they was at the mine by the dynamite and they had get out of their in a hurry.
Cue anybody
Julieduke
10-20-2005, 07:00 PM
Sanke and Husky was cussing because those Smoke Bombs ware good as that guy said they were. They were just simple fireworks and that seller had tricked them causing the two guys to get out of there and then the second goes off just has they get out of the Mine. Snake says "The second one was real but the first one was dang firework, I want to talk the guy that sold us these Smoke Bombs."
Husky says " It was that J.D. Hogg and he ripped us off on these right here, we could've lost a hand if we wasn't watching."
Snake says "Well, lets get to the car and talk to him them and get our money back then."
Cue Kitty
So Snake and Husky arrive at the townsquare and storm into Boss's office
then Snake looks at Boss with an evil look and says " Hogg we want our money back you cheated us no thanks to you them boys got loose we don't want them boys around when we blow up the mine",
Then Boss said " i didn't know that i sold you the wrong stuff look here is your money and why do the Dukeboys matter so much to Y'all ", Then Snake said " Because them boys overheard our plan we want them to pay
but fortunetly though we was able to knock them out with Sleeping Gas but unfortunetly they woke up and got away but we plan on getting them back cause we dont' want them boys to be able to identify us .
Meanwhile Bo and Luke was just pulling into the townsquare unaware that
them bad dudes that kidnapped the boys is still in town just waiting for the right moment to nab the boys again send them to sleepycity.
Unfortunetly at the very same moment Snake and Husky was making their way out of the courthouse putting the money in their car when they saw the boys Snake said " Well Speak of the Devil what do you say we knock them two out with a sack of coal ?", So then Husky and Snake made their way over to where the boys had parked the general and Luke was talking to Bo about this pretty new waitress at the boars nest when all of a sudden something hit Luke in the back of the head hard enough to knock him out then Luke collapsed into a heap on the ground ", Bo was about to jump the guy that hurt Luke when Bo felt somebody knock him out then he fell into a heap on the ground then Snake picked up Bo and Husky got Luke then they carried the boys over to their car put them into their trunk Luke moaned a little but didn't stir then Snake shut the lid ",
Balladeer : It looks like these two bad dudes don't want Bo and Luke to live to see the next sunrise .
Cue JulieDuke
Julieduke
10-29-2005, 09:12 PM
In the Meantime Jessica Fletcher was driving her rented Buick Regal Grand National, she had told the guy at the desk that this car was too fast for her but he didn't say anything and gave her keys to it anyways. In the meantime she driving down a road in Hazzerd and sees the General drive by her but Bo and Luke isn't in the front seat at all infact she doesn't where they are right now. Jessica decides to follow the General and let Jesse know what is going on and that she spotted the General but not Bo and Luke yet. Little does she know they are outcold in the back of the car at the mercy of Snake and Husky right now. Uncle Jesse talks to her on the cb he finds her handle she came up with all on her own kinda of cute. Now to get even more complicate Rosco sees the General and Jessica goes by and they are both speeding so he figures he get the tickets out and talk to Jessica right now.
Balladeer: Man that Rosco has the darnest timing , and he just wants to talk to Jessica. He has the biggest crush on Jessica, next to Jesse right now nobody knows this including Jessica. I wander what is going to happen now.
Cue Amanda Robson
AmandaRobson
10-29-2005, 11:01 PM
Bo and Luke share a loud groan as the General bumps over the rough road. Snake rasies an eyebrow and glances at Husky, "Make sure they're still snoozin'." Husky nods and turns around in his seat. He pokes a finger into Bo's gut, he moans but doesn't wake. "Yeah..like babes in momma's arms!!" Husky snickers as he turns back around in his seat. Snake nod his approval, "Good..now we gotta get them outta here."
Back in Ms. Flethchers car..she's trying her best to keep up with the big orange stock car. "Jesse Duke...get out here right now!!! I need your help!!" She cries into the CB radio.
Rosco chuckles as he grabs his radio, "Sorry Jessica...You gotta pull over, them Duke boys too!!!!" Jessica wrinkles her face, "Rosco...it ain't Bo and Luke driving!!!" Rosco's eyes widen...if he was going to belive anyone he belived Jesica Fletcher. So who was driving the General Lee? Where are Bo and Luke Duke??
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Julieduke
10-30-2005, 06:12 PM
In the meantime Jessica is trying to convince Rosco that there was real danger going on right not, But Rosco was being stubborn right now and still insisting that she pull over and the Duke boys. Bo and Luke was where something was going on put not quite so sure what was going on they heard Rosco sirens going off and the cb in which Snake and Husky left on not thinking.
Jessica was turned to check up to the orange stock car and cut it off right now, she had called Jesse and told him where they were at right now. Jesse had got the message and he was on his way he was going to roadblock the General off and see what happens. Jessica knew she was going to get a ticket today and she didn't care she wanted to see the Bo and Luke was safe first of all.
Cue Anybody
Well so far the boys luck ain't ruinning so good since they are still asleep in the backseat but they fortunetly overheard the conversation between Rosco , Mrs Fletcher due to the fact that Husky and Snake had left the radio on by mistake but unfortunetly the boys ain't got a clue what is going on which is gonna put Husky and Snake in the clear.
anyway out on the highway Uncle Jesse had set-up a roadblock for Husky and Snake unaware that they ain't on the road at the moment hopefully the Dukes will get the boys back before things get too dangerous ",
Mrs Fletcher was just pulling up behind the General making her way over to it without being spotted by the bad dudes so far she is doing good then she looks in the front they ain't their so then she decides to look in the back only she is having trouble seeing through the tinted windows but she has a feeling that Bo and Luke are in the back of the car let's just hope she and Uncle Jesse can convince Rosco that something really bad is going on by the silver mines before the boys get hurt worse then they already are.
Snake and Husky was making their way back over to the car to get the boys Snake said " I just hope they don't wake up before we can finish the job of destroying the mine ", then they open up the backseat see that the boys are still out of it then Husky said " well they are sleeping lilke little angels they won't be no trouble for us at all.
Cue JulieDuke
Julieduke
11-07-2005, 09:40 PM
Jessica Fletcher is watching from the bush on what is going on and she making sure she stays real quiet about right now. Jessica doesn't want Snake and Husky spotty her she trying to help out and of course Rosco is right behind her right behind her but she doesn't know where she is. Jessica is smiling she just lost Rosco just like in the old days when she would go visit Jesse and Lulu and stop and say hey to his Mama. She didn't know where in the world she was in Hazzerd, it would help if she knew this was the old Silver Mine right here.
Cue Kitty
Julieduke
11-07-2005, 10:16 PM
Jessica is in her rental car and Rosco is in his patrol car and neither one know where the other one is right now.
Snake and Husky and dragging Bo and Luke out of the General Lee when Snake notices something odd in the car.
Snake says "Husky you dummy you left the Radio on now they probaly heard it."
Hucky says "What is to worry about they is out colder then dead salmon so what can they tell what they hime then?"
Jessica steps on a branch and starts rolling down the hill, and Snake and Husky set and Bo and Luke down to see who slipped down the hill. Snake checks in the direction of the Buick Grand National and Husky decides to go the other direction and notices that the Sheriff's patrol is on the other side. Snake sees that there is lady rolling down the hill and that eh is about to surprize her right now.
Cue Kitty :P :lol: :D
Then Mrs Fletcher said " Oh Lord i sure hope those boys are okay even though i don't see them but i know they are in that car unfortunetly i don't know where i am in Hazzard oh i wish Rosco would have listened to me that way if he was here he could tell me where i'm at then i can tell Jesse .
Meanwhile Rosco was thinking about where Bo and Luke could be and why they wasn't driving the General Lee when he knows that the only two people that drive that car are Bo and Luke not realizing that the boys is sleepy at the moment not aware of anything that is going on behind them
only if they knew that their lives are on the line ", Rosco was still trying to
figure out what miss Fletcher was saying about trouble at the silver mine when he knows that it has been deserted for years only if he knew that
Snake and Husky was planning on cheating Boss out of his money by burning it up in a fire at the mine which the boys ain't gonna be able to stop which is bad because o'l Boss is gonna be lookin' to blame them.
Cue JuileDuke
Julieduke
11-07-2005, 10:32 PM
Snake was getting close to Jessica and she got up from her sore ankle and ran as far as she possibly could to elude the man. She had then thought that was the same man she seen at the Boars Nest at her booking signing but where was the other guy she had seen with him. Bo and Luke was starting to wake up, and them realize they was at the old Silver Mine but they didn't remember driving out here at the moment. Husky was looking where the Sheriff was right now and he wasn't finding him , which was good for Rosco. Cue Kitty
Luke was still sleepy so it took him a little longer then Bo to wake up once Luke was awake enough he said " Bo why are we at the Silver Mine "? , Bo said " I don't know Cuz i don't remember driving here that's for sure ",
Then Luke tried getting up to see if he could find any clues but unfortunetly Luke didn't get to far since he has been suffering from a concussion from that bar fight earlier it just picked now to hit him he tried to fight it off walked on over to the General having no idea why the General is here in the silver mine he ain't gonna get too far cause Husky is on his way back frustrated as ever cause he couldn't find the sheriff to save his life and he ain't gonna be too happy when he sees Luke up walking around which is gonna blow their plan up in smoke since they were gonna be unconicous while part b of the plan was taking place but unfortunetly they was hoping this time their plan would work .
In a way their plan did work since the boys ain't a clue as to what is going on due to their head injuries they are gonna be lost for a long time since they ain't gonna get a word out of what happened from those bad dudes.
JuileDuke
Julieduke
11-12-2005, 09:56 PM
Cooter is driving toward the old Silver Mine and he is wandering why the General is just sitting there at that spot. So Cooter decides to drive and see what is going on right now, and in the meantime Husky still can't fine Rosco and that is making him mad as ever right now. Bo spots Cooter and sees he is driving towards them at the moment and lets Luke know about what is going on. Bo is wandering where Snake and Husky are but he is glad they ain't too close and Cooter is still getting closer. Cooter stops just as sees Bo and Luke walking around they don't look too good at the moment and he parks his truck to go see what is go on right now.
Cooter walks over to the General , and the car didn't seem to be in bad of shape and then he walk over to Bo and Luke to see how they doing right now.
Cue Kitty
Cooter says " Hey y'all don't look so hot what heck happend ?", then
Luke says " I don't really know Cooter i'm too sleepy really to think and my head hurts worse then it did earlier from that fight at the Boars Nest the only reason we got into a fight with um was because we overheard their plan that had something to do with Boss but i forget what they said",
then Cooter said " Lukas you look in bad shape you have a bruise on your eye, you gotta bruise on the back of your head that is swelling up like a goose egg c'mon let's uh... get you looked at Luke . as usual Luke says " Cooter i'm fine i don't need to see a doctor okay crazy c.
As Luke was walking away from Cooter and Bo even though he didn't know where he was going he suddenly started to feel dizzy he said " Oh lord why does my head feel like it is swimming it must be from that fight
earlier i can't see clear before Luke fell asleep he happened to come across Snake and Husky's smoke bombs then he fell into a deep sleep.
Balladeer : Oh Lord Bo and Cooter better find Luke before Snake and Husky get back.
Daisy Duke Girl
Julieduke
11-19-2005, 06:48 PM
Cooter and Bo was looking to see where Luke was at and if he was awake or not, this was very bad news for poor Luke. Rosco and Jessica got away from Snake and Husky they had seen one of the guys from the bars was outcold and that there was third guy helping him out now.
Oh, no what is going to happen to Luke now and what is Cooter going to do to help Bo and Luke.
Cue Kitty
Snake and Husky was making their way back to the mine to see if the boys was still out not realizing that they woke up but were as clueless as all get out unfortunetly Luke fell back to unconicous land cause of that big goose egg of a bruise on the back of his head which ain't good news .
Meanwhile Bo and Cooter was still looking for him and praying that them bad guys don't get back soon see Bo up walking around when he and Luke is supposed to be Zonked out long enough for them to do their job
which will make boss very unhappy he'll be lookin' to blame them for it"
Bo meanwhile was getting awfully worried about Luke he wasn't that better
off since he is sore from the fight too , bruised, and confused to boot ",
the boys are gonna be pretty much clueless for awhile which is all part of their plan to get the boys out of boss's hair so when they burn boss's bail bonds in the fire ?
Cue JuileDuke
Julieduke
11-22-2005, 12:32 AM
Cooter and Bo was still looking for Luke , seeing how he was in bad shape and Cooter had mentioned how she had followed them guy when they was driving the General and she stuck like glue.
Bo says "I had heard something between her and Rosco and he had followed her convincing her and not working to pull over so he could give her speeding ticket , I think that what it was.
Cooter says " But, did you realize what she had kept up with them in was a Grandnational that she didn't want as a rental car."\
Bo says "You mean Ms. Fletcher is driving a Grandnational around Hazzerd but where is her and Rosco at right now. But more important where is Luke and Rosco at right now Cooter."
Cooter says " I've been thinking about that right now, and if they both had on those guys trying to find them they don't know where you and Luke are at right now."
Bo says " You know Cooter, I think you are right about that right there and what are they going to think when we are gone then."
Cue Kitty
Julieduke
11-22-2005, 01:18 AM
Balladeer: It looks like Cooter, Bo and Luke are in a pickle and right now somewhere Rosco is finally getting his chance to sweet talk Jessica but what is going on can't he see there is something more important right now.
Well Unfortunetly Luke is still Unconicous Snake and Husky are on their way back to the silver mine and are gonna be angry as bears when they see that Luke and Bo is awake not where they left them which ain't gonna go good with their plan of blowing up the mine while the boys are asleep.
Luke meanwhile was still trying to wake up he still felt really dizzy his eyes felt like they weighed ten pounds so he decided
to lay their waiting for someone to come hopefully Bo and Cooter will find him before thing's thickin' up worse for Luke , Bo , and Cooter",
Meanwhile Rosco was talking to Jessica under a tree in a park he was thinking that she called this meeting for some fun but she wanted to try and convince him that he needs to go down to the mine cause the boys are trapped down their with two bad guys that stole the General lee.
Cue JuileDuke
But Rosco wasn't listening since he was loving her she said " Rosco i need you to listen to me Bo and Luke are in trouble and could get hurt .
Julieduke
11-26-2005, 07:26 PM
Rosco had said " Talk about the Dukes at another time, Jessica."
Jessica says "You mean you think I called this meeting for something else, just listen Rosco P. Coltrane Bo and Luke are by the old Silver mine and they are in trouble from the same two that was chasing us. Can't you get that through your thick skull."
Rosco says " Oh, come on Jessica you know why you really called this meeting and that ain't it honey."
Jessica says " You know you're too stubborn for your know good, Rosco just like when I knew you before you couldn't except that before I had met my husband that I had like Jesse Duke and not you."
Rosco says " But what did you see in him, Jessica? "
Cue Kitty
Then Jessica said " Rosco I didn't come here to talk about Jesse now listen
Bo and Luke is in trouble at the Silver Mine they could be hurt and their are these two hoodlums that hurt the boys earlier at the Boars Nest .
Then Rosco said " Jessica please the last thing i wanna talk about is the Dukeboys and i'm pretty sure that they is okay and their is nothing
to worry about ", then Jessica said " Rosco P. Coltrane i ain't kidding you i have a feeling that the boys is in real danger they could die .
Meanwhile Bo and Cooter was still looking for Luke and Bo was getting mighty worried about him it is only about to get worse for Luke since Husky and Snake are now on their way back to the mine are gonna be really suprized when they see Luke and Bo ain't where they left them .
Cue JulieDuke
Julieduke
11-29-2005, 11:33 PM
Cooter and Bo had seen that Snake and Husky was getting closer and then had heard the sirens from Eno's car around somewhere. Cooter had wandered where Eno's was exactly , he could anywhere near the silver mind . Enos went to pull in by the silver mine and he had seen the General and Cooter's tow truck with nobody around then. Enos had also see that Snake and Husky was approching and he did not such a smart thing of letting out a warning shot to let them know he was there. He had believe Ms. Fletcher when she had said that Bo wasn't driving and the last he had seen them they headed towards here.
Now Enos had did a warning shot and he had seen one of them gettimg closer to so he fired low attracting attention from everbody.
Husky had seen a opening and threw some TNT in the Patrol car, and Enos had noticed this a little too late and his car just went up in flames. Cooter and Bo had seen this and they was wandering if Enos was in the car at the time when this had happened then they had seen him walking over by Luke and they followed where he wa going. They had caught to Enos just as he had found Luke outcold and he was asking it looks like your going to need a tow Enos. Enos nearly jumped a foot and he said hi Cooter and Bo and says " Possum on a Gumbush my car is on fire, now what can I get a ride with you Cooter."
Julieduke
11-30-2005, 06:47 PM
Enos was trying to see that the extra ammo didn't go off in his patrol car and it did. Luke had suddenly woke up and he was wandering who was shooting and Enos had told somebody put some Tnt in his car and it went up including extra Ammo.
In the meantime Rosco and Jessica heard the fire and the Ammo going off and Rosco ask Jessica is she minds if he goes check out what is going on right now. And Jessica back over to her Buick and peels it out and the way towards the old Silver Mine. Rosco gets over to where Eno's car is and he sees his car is on fire and Ammo going and fearing the worst that he lost a good friend and deputy as well. Rosco starts looking for Snake and Husky for personal reasons, he thinking that Enos went up with his car.
Cue Kitty
Julieduke
11-30-2005, 07:21 PM
Balladeer: They really mean business they blew Eno's patrol and up went the extra ammo I wonder how extra he really had in his car after all then.
Bo and Cooter was checking Luke out to see if he was feeling okay Luke said " Bo i feel dizzy , sleepy, and my body hurts then Bo said " Well Cousin their ain't nothing we can do now since i ain't got the slightest idea of what is going on or why we is here for that matter "? then the boys began to walk over to Enos's car see if he needed a ride which Enos
then said " You Boys look in bad shape what the heck happend to y'all ?",
Luke just shook his head and Bo then said " Well those two bad dudes that blew up your car had a fight with Luke and me earlier .
Julieduke
12-02-2005, 04:47 PM
The Sheriff isn't going to like this right here Bo, I mean how do I explain this on to him. Rosco had seen him and says "That's okay I glad your okay what happened to your car thow."
Enos says "What is going down here, and how come nobody radioed me about this right here lately."
Bo says " It wasn't us Rosco , besides we never pull that stunt on ya."
Cooter says "They sure did get a clean shot into the car but I think I could work on for ya and see if I can save it right now,."
Rosco says "Luke, you and Bo don't look to go right now and what is with Snake and Husky anyways."
As Snake and Husky was getting closer, they thought their's the entire law of Hazzerd County and look one of the Patrol cars got blown up.
Cue Kitty :lol:
Luke and Bo was sure in bad shape they are bruised , Luke is in worse shape then Bo since he suffered two head injuries Luke also has a bruised eye , bruise on his chin, and Bo ain't that better off since he got hit in the head too and is also sore from the fight",
Then Bo said " Rosco we overheard their plans at the Boars Nest then they started a fight with us then i'm guessing that they are the reason we is here but how they got us here is beyond me unless we wasn't driving "
then Luke thought of something " Bo they probably knocked us out again.
Luke and Bo was sure in bad shape they are bruised , Luke is in worse shape then Bo since he suffered two head injuries Luke also has a bruised eye , bruise on his chin, and Bo ain't that better off since he got hit in the head too and is also sore from the fight",
Then Bo said " Rosco we overheard their plans at the Boars Nest then they started a fight with us then i'm guessing that they are the reason we is here but how they got us here is beyond me unless we wasn't driving "
then Luke thought of something " Bo they probably knocked us out again and then drove the General out here with us none the wiser cuz ",
meanwhile over at Enos's patrol car Rosco was trying to help put it out but unfortunetly the fire from those smokebombs was a big one unfortunetly some of the smoke was blown over to where the boys was then suddenly Luke started coughing then Bo started feeling hot he looked to see that the fire was growing he said " OH SHOOT Luke move ",
Cue JuileDuke
Julieduke
12-04-2005, 09:21 PM
Jessica had came around the bend and looked at Bo and Luke and said "What happened to the two of you, and she seen that Snake and Husky was approaching fast to their position. Hey everybody isn't that Snake and Husky right there I was thinking maybe we ought to get out of here then."
Enos takes a look at Husky and says "He there the Tnt in my car Sheriff we figuring that would be in my car."
Jessica says "So that's what happened to your car then Enos, I heard something but it didn't figure it was your car thow."
Cue Kitty
Then suddenly Snake and Husky show up they say " Well Howdy Boys did y'all have a nice sleep ", then Luke says " who the heck are y'all ?",
Husky and Snake just laughed because their plan is still working the boys ain't got a clue as to who they is on accont of that hit on the head ",
Then Mrs Fletcher said " you two look like those guys at the Boars Nest that started a fight with Bo and Luke and i also know that it was y'all that put that smokebomb in Enos patrol car so that it would blow up ", Then
Husky said " Lady you just talked yourself into alot of trouble ", then Snake walked up behind her put a blindfold on her then took her to the car ",
Meanwhile Husky was getting a little insurence poilcy ready for the boys
then Husky walked over and said " If you boys have any idea of following us you can forget it then he threw the Smokebomb which knocked Bo and Luke to the ground then Husky got into the car and the boys was unconicous once again which ain't good for Jessica ", so after the smoke cleared Cooter , Enos, and Rosco walked over to the boys they tried waking them but they wasn't having much luck so then Rosco told Enos to get on CB call TRI-COUNTY HOSP. then to call Uncle Jesse ",
which Enos said " yes sir Rosco i'll get right on it .
Balladeer : I Sure Hope Things Don't Thicking up worse .
Cue JulieDuke
Julieduke
12-08-2005, 08:27 PM
Jessica was starting to wonder where in the world she was and those Snake and Husky guys had grabbed her and just so Bo and Luke wouldn't follow them. Rosco came back and seen that Jessica was gone and Bo and Luke was out cold as well and he wandered what happened to Jessica and Jesse Duke was on his way and seen what had happened to his nephews.
Cue Kitty
So meanwhile back over at the Silver Mine the boys was about the same
and unfortunetly Luke and Bo now had burns on the side of their faces ",
and they are now more bruised i just hope that some help comes soon .
Meanwhile out on the highway Uncle Jesse was on his way he ain't gonna be a happy camper when he finds out that Jessica has been kidnapped ",
and where they are taking her is yet to be seen since she can't see now
and with Bo and Luke out cold due to the Smokebomb they can now go to the final part of their plan which they are discussing as they are driving to pick up some dynimate to blow up the mine now the boys is out cold .
Then Snake thought of something " Husky where does she fit in with the plan ?", then Husky said " We only kidnapped her so those boys wouldn't foul up the final part of destroying the Silver Mine .
Cue JuileDuke
Julieduke
12-13-2005, 07:31 PM
"Snake don't you see by who this is right here as he pointed to Jessica"says Husky.
Snake says " No, don't know who she is right now?"
Husky says "Boy, you really are done you know that Snake she is J.D. Fletcher the mystery author and I bet we could get some money from here publishing company for her safe return. Don't you read anything than a our car's owner's manuel."
Snake says "Hey, wait a minute I thought you had plan going about your head but this is pretty smart here."
Back at the silver mind Uncle Jesse was their and beat out the ambulance and seen what had happened to his nephews he had seen that Jessica's Grand National was still there but she was nowhere to be found he thought this was strange for Jessica. Rosco walked to him and told him what had happened to Jessica and about his nephews and Enos had explained what happened to his car and Jessica knew who threw the TNT into his car. Cooter had said that he would be happy to tow the General on the house back to the house for them if he would like that. Uncle Jesse had asked Rosco how could this happen in this county to his nephews.
Cue Kitty
Rosco was just confused as Jesse is about this he really feels bad now
cause Jessica was right Bo and Luke was in danger he didn't believe her
" I don't know Jesse Jessica tried to tell me about those two bad dudes the only reason that i can think of why Jessica was kidnapped is to keep her quiet so she won't tell on them about what they did to the boys ",
Meanwhile Snake and Husky was making their way to the Hazzard Coal Mine to get some leaky old Dynimite Sticks for their final part of the plan
so far their plan was going great then Snake thought of something
" what if that Miss J.D Fletcher talks then the plan will be blown to pieces
then Husky said " You is worrying for nothing look the Dukeboys is asleep
the plan is gonna work like a charm besides how could she get away.
Cue JulieDuke
Julieduke
12-15-2005, 10:30 PM
Jesse had asked Rosco how could you think Jessica was kidding about what she was talking about didn't it sound serious to you.
Rosco says "You know I thought she had finally seen all of my charms after all."
Jesse says "She was always teasing you when she came around everybody here know before she had met her husband she had like me Rosco. Oh here comes the ambulance I got to see how Bo and Luke were doing right now and I think you got plans anyways."
cue Kitty
Meanwhile The EMT's was making their way over to boys who are still
outcold unfortunetly now have burn marks , bruises, they first decided to
check Luke out since he looks worse off then Bo breathing was shallow,
he was unconicous , and bruised up pretty bad ", then the head EMT said
" I wanna get this one hooked up Oxygen since his breathing is Shallow ",
so then one of the nurses began to hook Luke up to an Oxygen mask
Meanwhile over where Bo is one of the EMT's who's name is MaryBeth she
knows Bo personally was so shocked to see him all burned an unconicous she said " Bo don't you worry none were gonna get you fixed up good ",
then the the head said " I think we need to get these boys to hospital asap
since they are in unconicous and also look like they have concussions ",
about 15 minutes later Uncle Jesse showed up he said " how are my boys?
then one of them turned to him and said " I can't really tell much yet except that they are unconicous and bruised up badly but they are young
so they probably have a good chance in making it .
Cue Julie Duke
Julieduke
12-19-2005, 09:27 PM
MaryBeth and here partner were working on Bo and Luke and Uncle Jesse was just watching helpless he didn't know what to say to Rosco about what was going on he was so mad at him.
Snake and Husky still didn't know what they was going to do about Jessica Fletcher they supposed she could fetch a pretty good ranson price from her agent. And what was they going to do in the meatime as well with her what about those Duke Boys did they survive what will they did if they survive what they just did after all.
Cue Kitty
So as the boys was on their way to TRI-COUNTY HOSP. Uncle Jesse was
left standing by the General watching the Ambulance take off wondering
how this horrible mess had happend to his boys don't y'all threat none ",
meanwhile Snake and Husky was still puzzled on what they should do about miss fletcher or the Dukeboys for that matter then an idea came to Snake he said " how about we threat to set Hazzard on fire if her publisher
doesn't pay the ransom will be asking for ?", then Husky said " good idea.
Meanwhile the ambulance had finally arrived at Tri-County Hosp the boys
is still unconicous and bruised hopefully they won't get any worse",
anway once they got the boys inside they took them into the ER .
About 20 minutes later a doctor came by he said " well what is going on here ?", then the nurse said " two young men head injuries from a smokebomb they also suffered some burns , and bruises ", then the doc says " well hopefully they didin't suffer any serious injuries even though
they do look badly bruised and one them has more bruises then other.
Cue Julie Duke
Julieduke
12-27-2005, 12:23 AM
Uncle Jesse stayed behind the ambulance their wasn't a chance he was missing this right here. In the meantime their was more action in the ambulance and they was glad they was almost to the hospital. Marybeth was trying to keep herself from crying she had known Bo for such a long time that she didn't think it would end like this right here and because of something that he had overheard at the Boars Nest anyways.
Bo and Luke was in bad shape for sure Marybeth was so happy when they finally pulled up to the hospital they got Luke out first since he was worse off then Bo since he had more bruises , worse head injury since he was
unconicous before the smokebomb knocked them out again ", Bo wasn't doing much better since he was unconicous , shallow breathing, so they better hurry and get them boys into the ER before it is too late.
Meanwhile Snake and Husky was not realizing that soon the law would be
breathing down their necks for kidnapping the boys, J.D Fletcher they are gonna be in deep trouble if Rosco and Enos ever find them ", so as Husky
was tying miss fletcher to a chair she said " You ain't getting away with hurting Bo and Luke the law is gonna find you eventually ", then Snake said " what are you talking about the Sheriff don't even know what we look like so we is in the clear for sure since those boys can't talk at the moment.
Cue JulieDuke
Julieduke
01-06-2006, 12:23 AM
Jessica had said "Well, you just wait you are too sure of your selves right now and not everthing will go smoothy."
Meanwhile
Jesse and Rosco are at the hosptial arguing over who's fault it's about what happened to Jessica. Daisy comes over and asks what happened to Ms. Fletcher where is she anyways and what is going on right now. I did see what happened to Eno's car is looks pretty serious I had heard from Cooter and there something that maybe we should talk about.
Daisy, Jesse and Cooter are at the hosptial and they hear what the docter has to say about Bo and Luke and that they are discussing about how Rosco didn't think the trouble they was in was serious.
Cooter said "I saw the whole thing those guys took Jessica Fletcher and threw a smoke bomb injuring Bo and Luke but they didn't see me but they would have seen my tow truck so I didn't follow. Rosco and Enos was so scared they stayed behind as well it didn't take two to get a ambulance now and besides my two truck had as well. Rosco could have borrowed mine while Eno's followed them two that had snatched Jessica.
Cue Kitty
After Uncle Jesse got done lecturing Rosco he walked over to the doctor
he said Doc can i see Bo and Luke now and are they awake yet ?",
the doctor said " they ain't settled in a room yet Mr. Duke but once they
are out of the ER into a room y'all can see them ", then Daisy said Doc are Bo and Luke awake yet or are they still unconicous ?",
Well at the moment they are still unconicous due to that smokebomb and
as for their injuries " Luke is bruised up more then Bo , also while we
were working on Luke in the ER he quit breathing so we had to hook him up to an Oxygen rebreather mask he'll be on the mask until his lungs are cleared of that smoke he inhaled from the bomb ", unfortunetly Bo
is not that better off since he also like Luke has a head injury , blood loss,
and bruised also ", if y'all would excuse i'm gonna go check on them .
So as Jesse, Daisy, and Cooter sat their on pins and needles Rosco and Enos was trying to find Jessica's kidnappers they was about to hit paydirt on accont of rosco came across some tiremarks that lead to the
old coal mine so Rosco got on the CB he said " Enos get on over here to the coal mine i think this where their holding Jessica .
Julieduke
01-19-2006, 07:59 PM
Snake and Husky look at the author and say to her your books are going to skyrocket in value today. And Jessica is just stunned and asked "Why what are going to do now to me?"
In the meantime Rosco and Enos are driving down that road with the tire tracks and they come up the old silver mine and they can here Snake and Husky talking to Jessica Fletcher. Enos says "Is there a back to the cave Sheriff , and maybe I could take and block off the back entrance on them."
Rosco and Enos park and cut off the cars and they wait for there moment to be perfect they don't want to be to sudden. Snake says "Hey Husky did you hear those two cars pull up just now I wonder who is out there."
Rosco says "Enos you keep that guy busy while I go and get Jessica from that cave over there."
Enos says "What should do now to keep him busy?"
Rosco says "Just think of something to keep him busy, get creative about something."
Enos sees there stolen car and convienantly gives them a flat or two and Husky goes to look at the car and finds Enos wait to surprize him when he walks around it.
Enos says "Howdy there, I see you got flat over there."
Husky says "How very clever , I got flat and your over by my car waiting for me to come over here."
In the meantime Rosco runs in and get Snake and down and unties Jessica Fletcher and he cuffs Snake as well. As he is on the way out he see that Enos caught the other guy by his car and he really doesn't want to know how he did but Jessica would love to know how he did it.
Cue Kitty
It has been a week since the smokebomb incident the boys are getting
released today and also Rosco and Enos managed to catch Snake and Husky who kidnapped her and hurt the boys but on the upside miss fletcher is gonna be writing a book based on Hazzard County and she has
already decided to dedicate her book to the Duke family .
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