What Would Cooter Do?

[Julieduke]

I was watching a repeat of David Letterman, and the Top Ten List had a good one for Number two and it was What Would Cooter Do?

[Julieduke]

I was wandering just for fun, couldn't the Hazzerdnet come up with Lyrics for What Would Cooter Do?

[Eddiemunster]

What would Cooter do? I would imagine fixing cars all day, have a few cold ones at the Boars Nest, and then become a politician. What else would he do? :D