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Julieduke
09-22-2005, 08:57 PM
Boomauer was going to Hazzerd County, Geogria to visit the Dukes. You Uncle Jesse was his Uncle on his mothers side of the family and Bill was riding with him because he had a few days off. He needed the day off besides their was breakout of lice on the base and he had to shave the new privates bald to get rid of and he was pretty tired by now, and he was going with Boomauer to visit his family. He had seen the family picture that his friend had in his house and he really wanted to meet Daisy. Hank Hill had hears Boomauer talk about Hazzerd he was taking the family on vacation their and it sounded intersecting. Dale, Nancy and Joseph was going as well, but Dale's reason was on business he rid on bugs at place called "The Boars Nest" and he decided after the job was done he was taking them to see the Rangers beat the Braves in Atlanta.
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AmandaRobson
09-22-2005, 09:30 PM
"There's gonna be nothing to do in HAZZARD!" Bobby Hill mumbled from the backseat of the Hill's pickup. His mother Peggy turned around and smiled, "Don't worry, I'm sure we'll find something!" "That;s right Bobby! We can go see the sights in Hazzard and stop in Atlanta on the way home!" Hank Hill cried from the front seat. Peggy smiled at her son again, "I'm sure you'll find something you like in Hazzard Bobby!"
Balladeer: And he will, there she is now!
Daisy Duke swung her hair over her shoulder as she moved gracefully around the boar's Nest, carrying a tray of drinks. She smiled at Cooter, the local mechanic and handed him a beer. The door swung open and Dasiy looked up, "Cousin Boomhuer!!" She cried and set the tray in Cooter's lap.
Daisy ran to Boomheaur and wrapped her arms around his neck, "So good to see you!" He just nodded.
Bill walked in behind his friend and froze mouth open when he saw Dasiy, she was even more beautiful in person. "Uh..Uh...I'm Bill..." he felt himself stuttering.
Julieduke
09-23-2005, 05:09 PM
Bill was still with his mouth froze open and looking at Boomauer cousin and she was asking so this Bill your good friend. Just then Dale Gribble walks and is talking to Cooter and asking where is Boss Hogg he called me about a job. Cooter asked his cousin how he didn't call before he came and Dale said he had completely forgotten and Dale had also notice Daisy as well. Cooter had asked his cousin about the Texas Rangers hat that he was wearing right now ,you know this Atlanta Braves area and especially me as well. So who is the babe talking to Boomauer and Bill over there and Cooter was wandering about his cousin. Cooter had told Dale that is Daisy you remember from when you used to come and visit my family here. Dale said that Nancy and Joseph are with me as well, uh there staying at the hotel right now and besides I didn't stand a chance with Daisy anyways she had her eyes on Enos. Hey, Cooter is Rosco P. Coltrane still the Sheriff around because I never did pay that speeding ticket from the last time I was here. Cooter said to Dale don't worry about that I sure Rosco won't bring that up when he sees you, what is the name of your business again and why did Boss call you in Arlen, Texas for the bug problem anyways. Dale said his business is called Dale's Dead Bugs and my logo is the giant bug on the van parked in the parking lot.
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Julieduke
09-23-2005, 06:33 PM
Bo and Luke pulled up in the parking lot and they couldn't believe it when they had seen the cousin car was here. They had also seen a van with a giant bug on the roof, and it had said "Dale's Dead Bug" and they Luke had said "Bo, don't you remember that is probaly Cooter's cousin Dale Gribble from Arlen, Texas didn't he say they are neighbors. Remember he got a speeding ticket from Rosco last time he was here and left without paying." Bo and Luke walked in te Boars Nest and they had Boomauer and told him that his car still looked nice yet. Boomauer introduced Bill to Bo and Luke and tapped on the shoulder and told him to take a picture it will last longer. Of, course seeing how nobody can understand Dale translated what Boomauer to Bill. By now, everybody was laughing after Dale said it too Bill. Then Bill, asked Bo and Luke it that was there cousin and they nodding and Bill said " Is she single guys?"
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Julieduke
09-23-2005, 06:34 PM
What does everybody think so far?
Julieduke
09-23-2005, 07:16 PM
Boomauer, Bill and Bo and Luke are sitting and Dale walks over there table and says since I waiting for Boss Hogg here, I think I might join y'all. Dale says "What Happens in Hazzerd, Stays In Hazzerd and by the way do they have Alamo Beer here."
Everybody finds it funny and Bill ask what do you mean by that Dale, and Dale just looks and tells Bill he'll figure it latter. Bo says "Sorry, Dale no Alamo beer here yet got to talk to Boss about that later.":
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Julieduke
09-26-2005, 10:03 PM
Hank had seen Cooter's gas station and decided he pull in and he had seen Cooter Davenport walk over to his car. He tells him at fill up the tank, and them once everything going okay Hank asks "Excuse me, I am looking for Hazzerd County, Georgia and do you know what kind tourist attractions they have here to go to."
Cooter says " I'm Cooter Davenport and this is lovely place is Hazzerd County, and there really is nothing to see here except for a bunch of old stills."
Hank says " Thank You Cooter, I am Hank Hill and this is my wife Peggy and our son Bobby in the back. But our neighbor and good friend of ours Boomauer says we goes her all the time for a vacation he says he has family. Dang it what is a still anyways Cooter and what do you mean there is nothing here to see, must be something to see the way Boomauer talks about the place."
Cooter says "First of all, I have heard of this Boomauer and the Dukes are his cousins and a still you don't want to get caught around. But if you want to see plenty of action well wait till Rosco goes chasin the Dukes and you'll see some fun. Wait a minute I almost forget there is also the Boars Nest but it is a bar, but I guess it's a tourist attraction in some ways."
Hanks says " Another friends Dale Gribble said he had family here and Boss called his business Dale's Dead Bugs to come and check out the Boars Nest. "
Cooters says " Oh Ya, Dale is my cousin and he said he was coming as well."
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Julieduke
09-28-2005, 07:51 PM
Just as Hank was about to leave Cooter's place Dale pulls and he had Nancy and Joseph. Hank says "Dang It, Dale you blocked me in the front and I can't back up because somebody's behind me now."
Just then Enos sees Cooter and is talking to him, and says that he some gas. Dale sees Cooter and says Hi, and waits for him to get don with Enos and he sees that Hank is a bit irratated by what Dale did to him.
Cooter gets done with Enos and he takes off, and Cooter walks over to Dale and ask hows Nancy and Joseph and they say hey to him. And Cooter ask him how's Arlen doing for him. Hank can't believe their related to each other their so opposite. Hank goes to start up his truck and it just won't start and Cooter and Dale notice as well, Hank puts the truck in park and pops the hood to take a look. Dale and Cooter look under the hood and Dale says he knows what the problem is it's a Ford, and he says "Fix It Again, Tony".
Hank says "Dale, dang it that is Fiat not Ford and the correct on for Ford is First On Race Day."
Cooter is still looking and he tells Hank he can fix his truck once he takes a look at the truck a little more.
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Julieduke
09-28-2005, 08:49 PM
Julie Duke was coming in to Hazzerd as well she had heard that her cousin Boomauer was visiting as well. She had pulled her new Charger into the town square and had seen to cars at Cooter's that she hadn't seen before. She had noticed that they both had Arlen on the license like her cousin's car had then as well. She thought that she might as well be friendly to Cooter after all, besides she wanted to find out who these two guys that was from Arlen were after all. Now Julie Duke was from Cleveland,Ohio and she was visiting her Uncle and called him before she had left for Hazzerd. She had wanted to show her cousins her new Dodge , she had feeling that they might like the car and all. She just had to have the Black Charger from the lost to was just too cool looking not to buy. Julie pulls into the gas station and Cooter, Dale and Hank is wandering who's the girl in the new Charger coming in. Dale tells Hank that alot of people like that car she is driving and that they are quite peppy to drive. And that he was thinking of buying of those when they get back to Texas but Nancy wants a new Monte Carlo.
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Julieduke
09-29-2005, 07:17 PM
Balladeer: I don't remember Boomauer before but he does have that Duke spirit , and Dale is Cooter's cousin that is kind of Hard to believe right there. Bill sure does like Daisy, and Hank and his family are in Hazzerd and his truck broke down. Don't worry Hank Cooter will take care of it for Ya.
Julieduke
09-29-2005, 07:40 PM
The guys were sitting at the Boars Nest and Boomauer mentions how once Bo and Luke and Daisy managed to get "One-Arm Bandits" to help the orphange. Dale says "Cooter told me about one time , and another when you two helped out Cale Yarbrough about something or another. Bill looks up and says "Dale, did you say Cale Yarbrough he was my favorite driver, and where are the One-Armed Bandits at now." Cooter is looking at Bill, and says " No, there are no One-Armed Bandits here in the county anymore but they also helped get the Sheriff re-elected to office." Boomauer asked what the time that our Uncle Jesse proved that Moonshine could be used like gas, I think that would help with the way the gas prices are right now. Bo says "I hate to brag but all that is true and there is quite a story about what Uncle Jesse did with Moonshine, you probaly ain't got the time to here the whole thing." Dale says " You Know I got all the time in the world, I never did hear how he did that right there." Bill seconds it, and Boomauer says "Well, maybe you ought to ask Uncle Jesse about it then I think he tell ya the whole story if youwanttomeethimsinceyouallgotthetimeandeverything likethat." Dale says "Oh is your Uncle Jesse doing Boomauer, and didn't Loretta Lynn come through Hazzerd once."
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Julieduke
10-03-2005, 07:37 PM
Boomauer says "Dang it, Dale and Bill why don't you meet my Uncle Jesse and you could ask him about everything."
Dale says "I would love to catch up with Uncle Jesse, Boomauer I haven't seen him since the last time I was here. He ever forgive for accidently lockly his keys in his truck on him, Bo."
Bill looks at Dale, you did that that's is a relief because I did that Boomauer's car but I did leave the windows down for ya. You know it's hot and I did want his seats to be all hot when we got back to the car.
Dale says" You did what Bill, you know you look surprized Boomauer I guess you didn't know that Bill did that to ya."
Daisy had came back and she had handed Boomauer his keys, and said that she went to take out the trash and noticed the keys still in the car and reached in and got them out for him.
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Julieduke
10-04-2005, 11:58 PM
Just when Hank thought it was clear the New Black Charger came darting around, and Hank didn't know what to think. He certain on one thing that was a maniac driving that Dodge right there, she had parked and got out and Cooter said hi to her. Dale came over to where Hank and introduced her as Julie Duke from Cleveland, Ohio and one of Boomauer's many cousin. Hank introduced him and his family and Nancy and Peggy was talking to her after a while. Dale kept asking about her car, and he was really thinkin about getting one for himself when he gets back to Texas. Julie says " I remember when you locked my Uncle keys in his truck boy was he mad at you, for the longest time as well. It was sure was a good thing that my cousins went and got the spare keys for him"
Bobby thought this was funny right here, and he couldn't help but laugh at what Dale Gribble did to this guy. Hank had found this funny as well, but he wasn't tryin not to laugh about. Heck even Joseph found what his father did was funny as well, Cooter said that he remembered how mad Uncle Jesse was at him and that they got it takin care of. Dale says "It's not funny Bobby and Joseph it was a simple little mistake , but the Sheriff did the exact same thing as well."
Bobby and Joseph still found it funny as well, and then they said they would never do something like that to there parents cars.
Balladeer: But I think somebody it talking a little too soon and lets see what happens next.
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Julieduke
10-05-2005, 07:12 PM
Dale had said "First of all, what you don't know know is that I didn't do that to Uncle Jesse truck. But that was me when Rosco couldn't get into his car that time when it had happened."
Julie said " Well, it wasn't me that did that do my Uncle's Truck."
Dale said" Well, since it was you and me and Bommauer that was there it just might've been Boomauer that to the truck.'
Julie said "Do you think that Boomauer would've pulled a prank like that on his Uncle."
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Julieduke
12-13-2005, 08:48 PM
Boomauer comes in as says that is wasn't him that pulled the prank on his Uncle that many years ago, and that him and Uncle Jesse was working together and the real joke was on them. Dale took a look at Boomauer and couldn't believe his friend did that do him so many years ago.
Julieduke
01-24-2006, 08:38 PM
Boomauer, Bill and Dale are still at the Boar's Nest and then they notices Boss Hogg come out of the office. Bill ask Bo and Luke who is that guy coming out of the office he must be important , he certainly looks important around here. Dale looks I know who that is and he is important around maybe a little too important around here. Daisy come back with the Beer and Dales says "What no Alamo beer hear doesn't your boss have any class around here, why back in Arlen they have plenty of Alamo in stores and stuff."
Daisy says "I have never heard of Alamo beer myself until today, and why do you bring it up anyways."
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iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-09-2006, 10:08 PM
A soon to be Duke was on her way to Hazzard as well. her name was Madison or Madi Lillibridge. She and her two dogs were on their way to see Bo Duke, Madi's fiance. When she trotted her horse up to the boars nest Bo, Boomheuaer, Bill and Luke were walking out the door. As soon as she got off of her horse, bo came running towards her with arms open and lips ready.the force of their bodies clashing together knocked the cowboy hat clear off of madi's head to show her sweaty bandadna. then bo caught sigt of her blue healer named Bud and her pug named Daisy that was sitting in the saddle-bag. Then he patted her horse named ranger.
"So, what place did you get in that rodeo?" bo asked.
"First place in everything even in bullriding. I beat every guy there." Madi said rummaging in her bag for the first place ribbon and the money she had won.
"Woah. Where did all of this come from? How much money is in here?"
"Exactly, $99,999, and 75 cents.'"madi said.
"What are you gonna do with all that?" bo asked.
"We're gonna spend it on our wedding." madi said.
"So, have you gone back to the farm yet?" bo asked.
"No, I came straight here." madi said,"I had to come see you first."
"I'm glad you did." bo said, as they started making out again.
"Oh, I bought you somrthing. I have been gone a while and I got you're letter about ole' Yeller." Madi said goig over to the other saddle bag.
"So what'd ya' buy me?" bo asked very confused.
"This." madi said, bringing a puupy from behind her back and putting it in Bo's hand's.
"Madi, he looks just like ole' Yeller. How'd you find him?" bo asked.
"I had a picture of 'em when he was a puppy in my wallet." madi said.
"Is that his girlfriend?" Bill asked.
"Thats his fiance." Luke said.
"How old are they?" Bill asked.
"Bo and Madi are both eighteen.The wedding is in two days." luke said.
"Why wasn't she here a while ago?" boomheuaer asked.
"She just now got back from dalas, texas." luke explained.
"What was she doin' there?" bill and boomheuaer asked.
"She's in all kinds of rodeos." luke said.
"But why's she ridin' in town?" boomheuer asked.
"She came straight from the rodeo and to save gass she rides her horse to the rodeo and back." luke explained further. Bo and Madi started to walk towards the three men. Bo introduced them all and madi and luke exchanged how are yous and hugs. madi told luke all about the rodeo and then she went inside to get a drink and some bbq, she was starved. she got some for the dogs , some beer for Ranger, and a diet coke to go. she gave bo another kiss, gave Ranger his beer,mounted, and trotted off.
"Bo, you are a lucky man." the other three man all said. Just then madi turned around in her saddle and started to turn ranger around. When out of nowhere Morgan Carlisle trotted up on her horse named Chance. Madi, Morgan, and Daisy were all best friends and were insepperiable and had been scince the first day of school. soon as the two had met they had trotted off together with bud racing behind them.
Hank was driving his red truck around the corner where he saw the two horse back riders, he waved and kept going. Bobby was in the back seat with Lady Byrd and Louanne when they made contact with the sherriff. Hank being the man he was, pulled over to the shoulder.
"Good morning sheriff. How can I help you?" Hank asked.
"You where going thirty in a school zone. Khe Khe." Roscoe said.
"But Mr., schools out." bobby said.
"It don't matter." Roscoe said. After roscoe got to give out a ticket, he was having a good day and was full of confidence when he saw Madi and Morgan. He would pull them over too.Roscoe got hem to a stop but he got scared at the sight of a growling Bud. He froze with his gun in the air.
"Drop the gun roscoe, and don't forget the one in the other holster." Madi said. Roscoe obeyed and dropped both the gun. Madi got daisy out of the saddle-bag and had bud and daisy retrieve the guns and bring them to her.
"Roscoe, get back in your car and get." Madi said, handing the guns to morgan. Roscoe stood there for a few minutes and this made madi mad. Imagine that sweet little thing grabbin one of the guns out of her own holster and firing into the sky,impossible. but she did.
"Now get out before I reload." madi said. by now luke and bo had seen roscoe and heard the gunshot and thought somethin bad had happened to madi and morgan. roscoe had passed out and madi thought it would be funny to act like he had been shot. Hank had heard the gunshot and had turned around, he ended up behind bo and luke and they were stopping at the same place. when they looked inside there was blood soaking the left side of roscoe's shirt.
"Blaaaaahh." Hank yelled.
"Poor, old, Roscoe." Luke said.
They all heard something in the woods and then they heard a bunch of gunfire and then a final scream. Bo could tell it was madi. He ran down the embankment and heard morgan ask what happened.
" Madi!" Bo shouted.
"Oh, hey bo." Madi said shoving the guns back in their holsters.
"I thought you had gotten shot. And what happened to roscoe?"
"Well, I'm wearin a swimsuit top and a hot bullet case got in my top. And roscoe fainted when I fired my gun in the air." Madi said.
"But theirs blood on his chest!" Bo shouted.
"That's our's." Morgan added. "We cut our hands and made it look like he got shot." Margan said, going over to her horse to mount.
"All in fun." madi said, kissing bo on the lips and setting her hat back on her head.[/i]
Dusty Rose Duke
08-10-2006, 04:11 PM
Dusty Rose Duke showed up in Hazzard and gave a sigh of relife she just hoped that Cordell Walker of the Texas Rangers knew she was missing. Hughie Hogg was after her and he knew that the first place she would go would be Hazzard. Little did Diusty know that Cordell was all ready there and at the famous Boar's Nest.
He walked up to Dusty's cousin Dasiy. "Excuse me but do you know a Dusty Rose Duke?" Cordell asked.
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iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-10-2006, 05:37 PM
"Why sure. She's my cousin. Why're ya' askin?"
"No reason." he said and ordered a beer.
Eddy was the bar tender. He was sitting happily at the end of the bar reading the article about the Rodeo his good friend madi had entered in.
Everyone in hazzard knew madi. She hardly ever drove her truck and when she did it was when the weather was absolutley intollerable. that was why they all knew her. they all saw her on her horse every day.she loved her horse to death. she had gotten ranger in texas and he had been a wild horse. she broke him in one summer and rode him all the way back to hazzard. she also was popular in hazzard because even when she had none to give she gave all that she could to the church, the Orffanage, and she owned the humane societey. she had horses coming out her ears. she had about twelve of them. but ranger was her favorite. she had another favorite, bandit but he was bo's horse now. she gave him bandit the summer she broke ranger. Eddy's eyes scimmed over the paper and let out a
"yee haww." He shouted. "daisy get over here!"
"what is it eddy?" Daisy asked.
"madi won that rodeo. every category!" Eddy shouted.
"That's wonderful." daisy said, grabbing the papers out of his hands.
"How are we gonna celebrate?" Eddy asked.
"we'll have a party at the farm." Daisy said.
"When?" Eddy asked.
"Friday night." Daiy answered
When daisy told madi what time there was a malfunction in plans.
"Okay, but you, bo, and luke can't stick around and decorate. you said ya'll were comin to that horse break with me." Madi said.
"Okay. Can I ride Maverick?" Daisy asked. Maverick was her favorite because he was short enough that she could mount him.
"Yeah. And I'll get Neptune set up for Luke." Madi said.
"What about bo?" Daisy asked.
"He's gonna ride Bandit." madi said.
"And you?" Daisy said.
"Ranger needs to rest so thats who we'll put Georgia on." Madi said.
"Who's Georgia?" Daisy asked.
"I let the orffanage come and ride out at my place. She's may buddy and she love's Ranger. When I go up to this horse break I'm gonna break another horse and then give ranger to her." Madi said.
"Madi. That's so sweet." Daisy said.
"I'd adopt her. but you have to be 21 or married. and i'm neither of those.
Thats why i'm takin her with me. I want Bo to fall in love with her so he'll want to adopt her when we get married on saturday." Madi said.
"Bo would love to have kids." Daisy said.
"That's why we have to adopt." Madi said.
"Why when you can just have kids." Daisy asked.
"Cause i Can't Get pregnant." Madi said.
Dusty Rose Duke
08-10-2006, 05:59 PM
Dusty pulled up to the Boar's Nest and got out. She didn't realise that Cordell Walker was in there. All Dusty cared about was seeing her family. She missed them so much. Dusty walked in with a smile on her face.
Dusty opened the door and stepped inside. She saw everybody talkin and busying themselfs about gossip. "YEEEAWWW!" Dusty shouted at the top of her lungs. Evey one stopped and looked at her, including her family.
"Howd'y folks. Don't let me stop ya'll from socialision." Dusty said with hugh grin. Dusty was soon crowded by her family. Bo and Luke almost plowd her over. Dusty looked up from her family at the bar and saw the Ranger that had been chasin her.
"Oh No! You!" Dusty shouted as the guy stood up with a smile on his face. "The one and the same Dusty. I just want to know why you left Texas after I told you that weren't safe." Cordell said as he crossed his over his chest.
"Well you know me Cordi! I'm a stubborn Duke. I don't stay one place.." Dusty said with a cocky grin on her face. "To LONG!" Dusty yelled as she through a bowl of popcorn at Cordell and ran fro the storage room. She ran for the back door, then raced around front. She stopped and looked to see Cordell realised she was out front. She gave him a long look and a great big grin.
Everybody including Cotter and the rest of the Dukes were outside. Dusty slid across the hood, and jumped in the window of Ridge Runner. "YEEAWW! Catch me if you can Cordell." Dusty said wih a smirk. Cordell smirked to and raced after Dusty.
Bo and Luke looked at one another. "You get the feelin that they are having to much fun?" Luke asked Bo. Bo only shrugged.
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iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-10-2006, 06:53 PM
bo had his mind on what he had overheard in Daisy and Madi's canversation. She had never told him that she could'nt get pregnant. They had never really talked about it at all. And he had to admit, madi spent a lot of her time with Georgia. He could tell she loved her as one of her own. When she went out of town or was very busy, she would have Georgia and Bo feed and exercise the horses. Bo had also grown to love georgia the same way. But he was happy that all of his family was in hazzard. they all watched Dusty pull out and speed off.
Julieduke
08-10-2006, 08:52 PM
Boomauer had seen Bo and Madi and he just smiled and he had heard about Madi and that horse she had gotten in Texas and he knew they were more than friends from that hug and kiss.
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iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-10-2006, 09:38 PM
It was finally starting to dark in Hazzard Madi had offered to take bobby and joeseph to ride horses at her house. while they rode, Madi, Morgan,Daisy, and Georgia were inside getting ready for madi's wedding. they were having it at night. while at the duke farm Bo and Luke were getting ready as well. Hank and Dale came and got bobby and joeseph so they could go to the wedding. Even though they had just met, she wanted everyone in Hazzard at her wedding espacially Georgia. She was the flower girl she was only eight and she looked like Luke only a girl. The wedding was a sucsess. you think they would go on a honey-moon but they had that horse break tommorow. So madi was at the orffange at five and at the duke farm by five thirty on the dot. Bo, Luke, and Daisy were all ready when madi got there. Daisy brought out some breakfast for Madi and Georgia. they all mounted made sure they had water and madi made sure she had the money and they were gone.
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-11-2006, 12:55 AM
they all rode for a while until they got to an empty field and madi dug in her bag for a set of binoculars.
"There he is." Madi said, a big smile spread wide across her sun kissed face.
"There's who?" Bo asked reaching for the binoclulars.
"The horse I'm gonna break."
"That one right there?" Georgia asked.
"That's him."
Dusty Rose Duke
08-11-2006, 03:42 AM
Dusty was glad she lost Cordell for a while any way. She needed time to figure out what she was going to do. Hughie Hogg was the last pilar in her life that she didn't need. And her life was endanger because of him. Cordell Walker had told her not to come to Hazzard but didn't listen, she needed her family. As she drove to the Duke farm she thought about her childhood growing with her cousins.
Little did dhe realise that Cordell had found her again and was following to the Duke farm as well. Maybe if he explained to her family what was happening, maybe they could talk some since into Dusty and get her to stay put.
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iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-11-2006, 02:52 PM
Madi quickly but carefully dismounted and removed Rangers saddle.
She then whispered something in his ear, and he whinnied.
"What was that all about?" Bo asked.
"I give him a payment for each horse I decide to break. And that there is a mare that I need for breeding. And I send ranger out to impress her and then she will follow ranger back here."Madi said.
"Oh, I get it. Who taught you that?" Luke asked.
"I learned that stratogey when bo asked me out on our first date."
at that they all laughed except for Bo cause him madi were to busy kissing.
"It worked didn't it?" Bo asked.
"There goes ranger." Daisy said.
"Hey were are you goin? I ai't done givin' instructions!" Madi shouted.
Ranger stopped midstride and gave her a "i think i know what i'm doing by now don't you?" look.
"Go on then." Madi said.
Julieduke
08-11-2006, 08:40 PM
Boomauer walked to Bo and Madi and says hi to then and he says "You know I should come to Hazzard more often you know I forget how fun this place can be. One question Bo, is Enos still a deputy here and is Rosco the Sheriff yet still."
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iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-13-2006, 07:15 PM
"Sadly yes." Bo said with a smile.
"He's always on me about not riding on the road." Madi said.
"Madi may I have this dance?" Bo said, as their favorite song came on the radio.
"You may Beauregaurd Jackson Duke." Madi said.
"Why thank you, Madison Rennee lilli- I mean, Duke." Bo said.
Julieduke
08-14-2006, 05:27 PM
Bill was over talking to Daisy, and he had never met a prettier lady since his ex-wife and he asked her dance. And at the time "The Dance" by Garth Brooks was being played by the DJ and he kept thinking about everything in his past. If he was meant to be with Daisy for the rest of his life or was this just a chance meeting. Daisy had smiled at Bill, she was thinking he is charming and he's in the Army as well. He has a great Texas accent and he is divorced but he doesn't have any kids but he seems awfully lonely all he ever does is go to work and talk with Boomauer, Dale and Hank.
Boomauer, Dale and Hank had noticed that Bill and Daisy was dancing and they was smiling and all of sudden Peggy and Dale's wife comes over and ask if they want to dance during the song as well. Dale and Nancy are dancing and Nancy's ask Dale isn't that sweet how Bill seems to met somebody in Hazzard. Hank and Peggy was dancing and it seems they was talking about as well. Boomauer had seen his old girlfriend from the summer he had spent in Hazzard and she was Fancy Dribble and she was still a knockout and she tells him if he remembers the last time they got togenther and he nods that does remembers and she says.
Fancy says "Well Boomauer, we had a beautiful twenty year old daughter that is attending Ohio State University and she is the spitting image of you Boomauer. Oh wait why don't we sit this song out and I want to show you a picture of our daughter and I have a extra is you want to keep if for yourself."
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iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-14-2006, 10:12 PM
madi and bo were dancing silently when madi lifted her head off of his shoulder and asked:
"Will you come with me tommorow to addopt Georgia?" she asked.
"Nothing could possibly stop me." Bo said.
"Good. She needs you." Madi said.
Jumped into Bo's arms and looked him in the eyes then they started to laugh and then became engeged in a long, slow, kiss.
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-28-2006, 11:15 PM
the next day...
"Bo wake up! I have such great news!" madi said.
"whaa?" Bo asked as he opened up his sleepy eyes and saw madi sitting on his chest holding a pregnancy test.
"I'm Pregnant, Bo!" Madi said.
"What?!" Bo said, his eyes opened wide and he was sitting up.
"It's a miracle! I'm pregnant!" madi said.
"I thought you said you couldn't get pregnant." Bo said.
"I prayed and god ansered my prayer." Madi said.
"That's wonderful!" Bo said, just before madi kissed him pasionateley.
Julieduke
08-29-2006, 07:01 PM
The Next Day
Julie comes driving by where everybody is and says " Gone for a week, a look what happens everybody comes to visit and hello Boomauer how's everything going you look good. Next month I going to come and visit you in Arlen and catch out that alley you keep telling me about it."
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iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
08-29-2006, 10:25 PM
madi and bo exchanged glances. bo gave madi a reasuring smile and they took uncle jesse off to the side and told him the good knews.
"and i thought daisy would be first to get married and have kids." he said.
when madi told daisy she gave madi a huge hug. when they told luke he was just as happy for them. then they told every-body. bo was so happy he just grabbed madi and gave her a huge wet kiss.
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320
09-12-2006, 10:40 PM
Boss Hogg was in the boars nest and he was ranting about something. Roscoe's mind was in a different place however. He was thinking about Dusty Rose. The sherriff was deepley in love with Dusty Rose Duke. The only peoblem was that she was a Duke. And being related to a Hogg and all, he wasn't sure how it would all work out between him and Dusty. He wasn't all that smooth with his words around a lady as pretty as Dusty.
And he didn't know if she loved him that way,(she did but he didn't know that. Duh.)
reneelillibridgeCNH320
01-19-2007, 10:21 PM
"ROSCOE!" Boss said, slamming a dictionary on the table. "Have you heard a single word I have been sayin to you?"
"Well uh, were you talkin' about catchin them Dukes agian?" Roscoe asked
Julieduke
01-22-2007, 06:45 PM
Dale had came in and he was looking for a Boss Hogg, about this job he had for him he didn't think much of the county but he had heard about Boomauer talk about visiting here in the summers.
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