Quotes, Saying

[charger_general]

So no titles entitled Cletus' Quotes so here one. Enjoy and Add lots.

"I Guess this is a bad time to ask the boss for a raise"
"Oh the boss is just gunna kill me"

We love him too come on!

[DixieRose_00]

I love the episode where Cletus and I believe Enos trip and fall in cement and Cletus says "Guess this cements our relationship!!" It was just funny!!

[Iloveschnieder]

Poor Cletus, he hardly has any quotes here :cry: As Cletus would say
"Buzzards on a buzz saw!"

I was just watching Goodbye General Lee so the following are from that episode.

Cletus chasing the General all surprised like
"I'm gaining on them"

Then after he catches the General while laughing
"Oh I have been dreaming of catching the General Lee ever since I joined the force. This will give me a raise for sure."

Then right after Luke mentions for the first time about getting rid of the General Lee.
"Buzzards on a buzz saw. Get rid of the General Lee? Why it wouldn't be no fun around Hazzard at all without him"

[georgiagal1]

Rosco: Cletus your a dipstick
Cletus: oh Im a dipstick, well I happend to know dipsticks are rich they're in oil
{Rosco laughs and Boss starts yelling}

[Iloveschnieder]

That is such a great come back. I love it, I love it.

[Iloveschnieder]

here are a couple of more

-"Samuri Deputy!"
-"Flap jacks on a ferris wheel"

come on I know that there are more great Cletus lines out there.

[Garrett Duke]

I can't remember the title of the episode this one was in...the one where Cletus was arrested with Bo and Luke.

I thought it was hilarous when the boys made Cletus escape (since they were handcuffed to Cletus) they got him into the General (Bo driving) and he started fighting and took out the keys.

Luke: Well then, lets have a vote. Who says we should turn back, raise hand.

Cletus raises his hand and makes bo raise his hand

Luke: Ok. Who says we should go ahead, raise hand

Bo raises his hand to make Cletus raise hand, Luke raises his hand t o make Cletus raise his hand.

Luke: Sorry Cletus, you're outnumbered.

Cletus: I guess that was fair enough.

I am sure it was probably said different, it has been awhile since I last saw that episode. But it went along those lines.



Keep it between the ditches

Garrett Duke

[Iloveschnieder]

I remember that one. Poor Cletus always on the short end of the stick, vote, what ever. :lol:

[xxgeneral_lee01xx]

rosco calls cletus a dipstick and cletus said if i was a dipstick i would b a rich one because i would live in oil.

buzzards on buzzsaw

flap on a ferris wheel

[bethie88]

Cletus: [while inspecting the General] Where's the dipstick?
Bo: You're under the hood Cletus!

[LoriDavenport]

Cletus: [while inspecting the General] Where's the dipstick?
Bo: You're under the hood Cletus!



i love that quote too and i like buzzards on a buzzsaw

[RogerDuke]

This one cracks me up every time I see it. It's from "Hughie Hogg Strikes Again"
Rosco prepares to jump his patrol car over a pond and gets on the CB to Cletus (who is following Rosco in his own patrol car). Rosco says "Your superior officer's gonna show ya some driving ya ain't never gonna forget"
Rosco then splashes in the pond and begins sinking.
Cletus says to himself "I guess he meant DIVING"