Luke quotes

[Mrs. Luke Duke]

Here's a couple that I thought were cute:

'He's more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a rom fulla rocking chairs'

'Boss'll go to the money like a chicken to a junebug'

Anyone else have some Luke quotes that they would like to post?

from Brotherly Love :

He's my Brother ", he says this to Bo


Their's gotta be something we can do that's my brother out their !!! Luke almost cries when he says this. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

From Brotherly Love

[BCDR05]

"I don't know why I didn't think of that myself!"

"Me and BO" (my personal favouite! Good grammar there!!!!!!)

[Clayfreak24]

Kitty,

What is happening to Bo that Luke cries. What season is Brotherly Love in ?

[Clayfreak24]

Kitty,

What is happening to Bo that Luke cries. What season is Brotherly Love in ?

[BCDR05]

"Brotherly Love" is from Season 6

[Clayfreak24]

Yeah, but what is happening to Bo where Luke is near tears?

[BCDR05]

I'm not sure what episode you are talking about there and besides, I live in Australia and we are only up to "Mason's Girls" tomorrow night, from Season two. You'd have to ask someone else :)

[Clayfreak24]

You were talking about Brotherly Love. What is happening to Luke's brother that has Luke near tears?

Luke's Younger brother Jud is drowning which is why he is upset.

[Clayfreak24]

That's terrible!! Poor Luke! He seems so helpless. Was Jud saved from drowning? I hope!

Yes Bo saved him

[Clayfreak24]

Luke doesn't know how to swim? The poor thing.

No Luke knows how to Swim he just can't go in cause he has a Concussion and he is weak still and Bo tells him he has to stay.

These are my favoirote quotes from Goodbye General Lee

Luke : I'm Talkin' about getting rid of the General lee just as soon as we can.

Luke : Everybody in Hazzard County knows this car is held together by spit and Bailing wire.


Luke : Sold the General Lee well who sold him "?

This episode is one of my favorites.

[BCDR05]

"I'm collecting these for the rabbit's cage"

"I'm gonna line 'em, FACE UP!"

(Luke is refering to poster's with Rosco's face on them, from "One Armed Bandits")

[BoDuke'sGirl]

I like from "Dr Jekyll & Mr. Duke"

Luke: Bo, do your mouth a favor and keep it shut! ( I know it's bad but it's still funny)

Here are some of my favorite quotes.

Luke : Remember What !!! (Goodbye General lee )


Luke : Just Keep The General outtta my way ( Duke Vs Duke)


Luke : What's going on ? Who the Heck beat ? (Dr. Jeykell , Mr. Duke)

I Just Love Dr. Jeykell and Mr. Luke Duke

[essyjane]

Luke: Did you just catch a drift of what he said?

Bo: (smiling) I sure did

Cooter: Do y'all mind letting me in on it?

Bo: Cooter we don't have to, it was your dang idea.


That is my favorate conversation ever.

[BCDR05]

It seems "Clayfreak" was correct in saying that "Luke" couldn't swim to save his brother in "Brotherly Love". Tom can't swim........(Not that we care! :) )

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Yah in one of the DVD extras John and Tom are talking about that, john does all the swimming and water stuff, Tom Does all the climbing stuff, that was the agreement they made with each other.

[Moms lil' Daisy]

so if tom can't swim, why did they both go looking for Rosco when he went under in 'too many rosco's'? there was another one they both were swimming in but i'll have to get back to you with that one if i can find it. Sorry 'bout this but i was just curious if anyone else noticed this.

[jllybn]

If you notice, Tom is usually wading in the water rather than swimming. In "Too Many Roscos" John is in deeper water and diving under, but Tom is in shallower water. I think that is the case most of the time.

[bethie88]

It seems "Clayfreak" was correct in saying that "Luke" couldn't swim to save his brother in "Brotherly Love". Tom can't swim........(Not that we care! :) )

I think your icon is the sexiest picture of Tom Wopat I've ever seen. Especially considering he isn't even shirtless!

[redneck woman]

One of my favorite quotes from Luke:

You can't talk horse sense to a jacka@@.

[iloveluke6]

Luke to Bo- you have the IQ of a turnip.... a small one

BTW--BCDR05 do you have that same screen/name on the CMT boards? I recognize it....

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

in Ghost of General Lee john and tom are in the lake but i guess it's one of those shallow wading things again. :D :D :D

[HotHillbilly]

in Ghost of General Lee john and tom are in the lake but i guess it's one of those shallow wading things again. :D :D :D

yup yup.

[iloveluke6]

In One Armed Bandits
Lukes to Cooter- You dont have the brains God promised a turkey

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

iloveluke6 wrote:

In One Armed Bandits
Lukes to Cooter- You dont have the brains God promised a turkey

that was really funny!! :D :D :D

[Iloveschnieder]

Yah in one of the DVD extras John and Tom are talking about that, john does all the swimming and water stuff, Tom Does all the climbing stuff, that was the agreement they made with each other.

I know that this was posted awhile ago, but which season, and which extra was this from? I have so far seasons 1-3, and don't remember this conversation.

[Iloveschnieder]

Here are some of my favorite Luke quotes.

In Welcome Waylon Jennings when Luke is looking for the transmitter.
Bo:"Find anything?"
Luke:"About 1,000 gum wrappers and 73 cents in change, and that's mine.

From Brotherly Love when Luke regains concesness.(however that word is spelt)
Luke: "I had to come back. Couldn't stand to see a grown man cry."

From A Baby for the Dukes
Jesse: "That's about the size of you and Bo when you got here."
Luke: "We were never that small."
Bo: "Not me. You know I just can't quite picture you Luke, sitting on the floor sucking your thumb crying away."
Luke: "I did not suck my thumb!"

From Dear Dairy, after getting a ticket.
Luke: "I could paper my room with these things."

Luke: "I'll get more gray hair than I've got already."

I can't think of any now, but I always love it when he makes fun of Bo.

[just_me]

Well this are obviously enough mine favorites:

Bo: This guy Murphy, was he a race car driver?
Luke: Gotta be. Everybody talks about him.

Luke: "I'm tired of you getting us into trouble and me having to think of a way out

Also very funny:

One armed bandits

Bo: Me and Luke would be glad to help out. Wouldn't we Luke?
Luke: Nope
Bo, What do you mean nope, Its your civic duty, Why, at least two of them kids at the orphanage could be yours
Luke: Bo's always bragging on me!

Daisy's song

Bo: What's the last thing he expects right now?
Luke: A fat man in a red suit, driving reindeer
Bo: No, us. We'll use Stonewall Jackson's old tactic. When tey think you're running away, you attack
Luke: Stonewall Jackson had the Confederate Army. I've got you.

JM

[Bo_Duke_girl]

From the episode Swamp molly S1E6

Jesse: Now who in the world would blow up an outhouse?

Bo: Well... When I went to get the duds I must've mistken them for the ones with the detenator caps

(Luke notices car magazines were in the now falling debris)

Luke: MY CAR MAGAZINES!

Jesse: Now you boys have exactly one week to have a new one standin' ( car horn beeps)

Jesse: We got company comin'

Luke: 5 Years of car magazines all blown to- (groans and walks away)

[Iloveschnieder]

From the episode Swamp molly S1E6

Jesse: Now who in the world would blow up an outhouse?

Bo: Well... When I went to get the duds I must've mistken them for the ones with the detenator caps

(Luke notices car magazines were in the now falling debris)

Luke: MY CAR MAGAZINES!

Jesse: Now you boys have exactly one week to have a new one standin' ( car horn beeps)

Jesse: We got company comin'

Luke: 5 Years of car magazines all blown to- (groans and walks away)

That is my 9 year old daughters favorite line! I think that she likes Luke the best.

[georgiagal1]

Shes only 9? Aww thats adorable.

[Bo_Duke_girl]

My moms BF's son will sit with me and he'll say he wants to watch it or watch star wars. And he's 6 years old and I'm 14

[Iloveschnieder]

She is a real big Dukes fan. I had to convince her to give the Coy and Vance episodes that were being shown on CMT this past week a chance. She didn't want to watch them because it wasn't Bo and Luke!

[Iloveschnieder]

From Happy Birthday General Lee

Driving in the tow truck with the future General Lee being towed:
-Bo: "How do we get into these things?"
-Luke: "Clean living I guess"
-Both: "Nah!" laughing

After jumping a creek for the first time:
-Luke: "You OK?"
-Bo: "Yeah"
-Luke: "We just jumped a danged creek."
-Bo: "Yeah! General Lee was always a calvery man. huh?"
-Luke: "We built more into this car than just plugs and pistons I guess."
-Bo: "Fighting spirit of the south. Come on cousin, we got a race to run!"
-Luke: "Hang on a second. I'm gonna get the bows and arrows, 'cause I don't wanna have to do that again."
I like that last part. hehehe. Don't wanna have to do that again. :lol:

When shooting at the tire pf the bad guys with the bow:
-Luke: "Listen you want marksmanship call Robin Hood, alright."

At the end of the show being chased by Rosco and Boss:
-Bo: "You know something?"
-Luke: "Whats that?"
-Bo: "If they went away, I think I'd miss 'em."
-Luke: "He may drive better, but he ain't no smarter."

From Good-bye General Lee:
-Luke: "I din't eant nothing bad to happen to him. I figure the worst was belonging to us."

I don't remember which episode this one is from:
While Bo is stuffing Uncle Jesse into the General Lee
-Luke: "You gotta cut donw on them flap jacks in the morinin'"
-Uncle Jesse: "Yeah, well...."

[Bo_Duke_girl]

S1E9

Luke: DO you know why you have them hiccups?

Bo: No (hiccup)

Luke: It's cause you scarf down food like tomorrow is the first day of a six month famine.

Bo: Cute!

[Mrs.BoDuke80]

Rosco, we're gonna drive ya all the way to the pearly gates, that is if they let you in after what you done to us
Like a cancelled stamp
I got it, Let's go Bo

[morgan]

Last episode of 6th season: Luke lay on the ground after a man knocked him.
Bo and Cooter find him and Bo asks:
-Luke, you're ok?-
He looks around and, a little confused, say:
-No-
The way he said was very funny!

[Julieduke]

I like the show called "Happy Birthday, General Lee and Go West, Young Dukes". Just a little bit of trivia and it's more John related so sorry about this right here if you look at the pilot episode of Smallville and look at the very first truck Jonathon Kent and Martha Kent are in. Why it's red version of what Uncle Jesse had on Dukes.