Favorite Bo Quotes

[DukesFan24]

In Mary Kay's Baby:

Bo: I'm sure glad I aint pregnant, i'd be sick.

I dont know the episode name to this

Rosco: Bo
Bo: What?
Rosco: Hush!

In Finding Loretta Lynn:

Bo: Look Ma, no hands.

Anyone got anymore?

[Van Deusen]

:D The one I thought I was really cute was in Limo one is Missing when he says "There couldn't have been more than a gallon in that one gallon can of gas!" Luke- "You don't say in a one gallon can!" Bo- "I can't believe I just said that either!!"

my favorite is in In This Corner Luke Duke :

Bo : Don't let hiim dazzle you Luke c'mon get him use your left.

Bo : Don't block it with your face.

[Van Deusen]

I just thought of another one I thought was cute. In High Octane when the New Probation office passed out after smelling the Shine Bo looks at Luke and says "Hey Luke do you you think she needs mouth to mouth recreation?" Luke-"Don't you mean resusitation?" Bo replies he believes the prior!

[lostsheep22]

Here is one of Bo's more off the wall quote
You gotta call in the dogs to see it they're wet or your not gonna find out if it raining outside.

[Moms lil' Daisy]

Return of the Ridge Raiders:

Luke: your granddad sure does keep that thing in fine shape.

Bo: That aint the only thing in fine shape round here. :wink:

and of course my quote at the end

[bethie88]

Return of the Ridge Raiders:

Luke: your granddad sure does keep that thing in fine shape.

Bo: That aint the only thing in fine shape round here. :wink:

and of course my quote at the end

Bo didn't say, "I hate kids" to Luke. Luke wasn't there. He said it to Jill Dodson. But don't worry about it, I nitpick too much.

[Moms lil' Daisy]

thanks Bethie I wasn't sure but I put Luke anyways.

[bethie88]

No problem!

[lostsheep22]

I Love this one

(Bo said to Luke) Have you ever seen such hairy pigs? (talking about sheep)

[lostsheep22]

Bo: (says to Luke) I sure do have a strange feeling about him
Luke: What about his daughter?
Bo: I have a feeling about her too but it ain't quite so strange

[MaryAnne]

From Route 7/11

"...and as soon as Luke gets that look in his eye he says, 'I got it. Let's
go, Bo,' and I get in trouble."

Then later in the same conversation...

"Oh, it's simple. You know for a minute there I thought we were gonna have to do something illegal."

:wink:

[Moms lil' Daisy]

Quote: Lostsheep22
Bo: (says to Luke) I sure do have a strange feeling about him
Luke: What about his daughter?
Bo: I have a feeling about her too but it ain't quite so strange

I love that one Lostsheep22. :D [/b]

[lostsheep22]

Bo: I aint perfect, but i sure am pretty

Bo: (to Luke) I swear, if woman were birds you'd peobabley date a buzzard

Luke: And you date a crane. No meat


Bo: (to Jill Dodson) I knew it. It is my money you're after. Everybody said it was my body
Jill: Incredible
Bo:My Body?
Jill: Your ego
Bo:Thanks. I've been working on it for years

[BoDuke'sGirl]

In the "Big Heist", Bo: He ain't a little boy Roscoe! He's a midget! A mmidget!

[lostsheep22]

Luke: Are you speeding?
Bo: Nope I'm going 54 right on the noise. Cross my heart and hope to give up women.
Balladeer: Now friends that a no.

[Moms lil' Daisy]

haha :lol: what ep. is that from that is seriolsy funny.

[lostsheep22]

That is from New Deputy In Town.

[DixieDavenport]

I dont' remember that one either and I know most shows frontwards backwards and side ways!! LOL


Dixie

[lostsheep22]

Heck I couldnt even recall that one until I watch the ep. Even at that I watched it two time before I picked up on it.

[BCDR05]

My favourite quote would have to be:

"Bye bye Rosco!"

:evil:

[BCDR05]

My favourite quote would have to be:

"Bye bye Rosco!"

:evil:

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Hey ya'll!
Ya know just about everything Bo Duke says is qoutable, but here's some more!

From One Armed Bandidts:

>Bo: Me an' Luke id be glad to help out , now wouldn't we Luke?
>Luke: Nope
> Bo:Whaddya mean no? It' s our civic duty. Besides a least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours!

>Bo: Grab that sign
>Luke: You grab it
>Bo: Well I can't I'm driving
>Luke: Is that what ya call it?

From Mary-Kay's Baby

>Bo "We ain't done nothing, have we?"

>Bo "I'd give a whole nickel to find out why they're chasing us

>Bo:You figured out if it's us he's chasin
>Luke: Yep got it all figured out. See anybody in front of us?
>Bo: No
> Luke: Then it's us!

And I don't know where this one's from but I like it

Bo" It's slicker than a bald-tired semi an a mile of red asphalt

YEEEEEE-HAW!
Keep it between the ditches ya'll!

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Hey ya'll!
Ya know just about everything Bo Duke says is qoutable, but here's some more!

From One Armed Bandidts:

>Bo: Me an' Luke id be glad to help out , now wouldn't we Luke?
>Luke: Nope
> Bo:Whaddya mean no? It' s our civic duty. Besides a least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours!

>Bo: Grab that sign
>Luke: You grab it
>Bo: Well I can't I'm driving
>Luke: Is that what ya call it?

From Mary-Kay's Baby

>Bo "We ain't done nothing, have we?"

>Bo "I'd give a whole nickel to find out why they're chasing us

>Bo:You figured out if it's us he's chasin
>Luke: Yep got it all figured out. See anybody in front of us?
>Bo: No
> Luke: Then it's us!

And I don't know where this one's from but I like it

Bo" It's slicker than a bald-tired semi an a mile of red asphalt

YEEEEEE-HAW!
Keep it between the ditches ya'll!

[Sway4829]

And I don't know where this one's from but I like it

Bo" It's slicker than a bald-tired semi an a mile of red asphalt

YEEEEEE-HAW!
Keep it between the ditches ya'll!

I don't know if Bo ever said that. I know the balladeer is said it at least once. And on the first season special feature BBQ reunion John Schneider says it when he's telling about a story where he was being towed in the camera car in Georgia when it was raining and the car kept going in the ditches because it was so slick.

[Sway4829]

And I don't know where this one's from but I like it

Bo" It's slicker than a bald-tired semi an a mile of red asphalt

YEEEEEE-HAW!
Keep it between the ditches ya'll!

I don't know if Bo ever said that. I know the balladeer is said it at least once. And on the first season special feature BBQ reunion John Schneider says it when he's telling about a story where he was being towed in the camera car in Georgia when it was raining and the car kept going in the ditches because it was so slick.

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

I think you're right Bo the Character never said it but John did!
I love it I love it anyways!

Here's some more good one's from Daisy's song

>Bo:What are we gonna do?
>Luke:Uh...Run!

"I hate to go home with my tail tucked"

>Luke:What's the charge?
>Rosco: Consorting with known criminals
>Bo: Sheriff, the only known criminals we consort with is you!
>Rosco: You got a nasty mouth on ya Duke boy

Jessie Colters Manager says: It's sort of a disneyland for the weird
Bo: We oughta fit right in!

From one armed Bandidts

Bo: Hey Luke ain't it great what hormones can do!?
Luke: uh hah

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

I think you're right Bo the Character never said it but John did!
I love it I love it anyways!

Here's some more good one's from Daisy's song

>Bo:What are we gonna do?
>Luke:Uh...Run!

"I hate to go home with my tail tucked"

>Luke:What's the charge?
>Rosco: Consorting with known criminals
>Bo: Sheriff, the only known criminals we consort with is you!
>Rosco: You got a nasty mouth on ya Duke boy

Jessie Colters Manager says: It's sort of a disneyland for the weird
Bo: We oughta fit right in!

From one armed Bandidts

Bo: Hey Luke ain't it great what hormones can do!?
Luke: uh hah

[Bo_Duke_luva]

I LOVE THEM ALL!!!! 8) :D :D :D :D

[Bo_Duke_luva]

I LOVE THEM ALL!!!! 8) :D :D :D :D

[DukesFan24]

Me too.

I love Bo.

[DukesFan24]

Me too.

I love Bo.

[auster]

Got another one. In "The Late J.D. Hogg", Rosco tells Cletus to hold up the boys while he executes one of his plans (or something. Rather vague on the details, sorry). So Cletus stops them and demands they let him inspect the General Lee from top to bottom. And at one point, when the boys attempt to escape, Cletus is under the hood of the General while Bo is starting the engine.

Cletus: "Where's the dipstick?"
Bo: "You're under the hood, Cletus!"

The funny of this scene is all in John Schneider's delivery; Bo sounds so unmitigatedly gleeful. I giggle every time I think of it :)

[auster]

Got another one. In "The Late J.D. Hogg", Rosco tells Cletus to hold up the boys while he executes one of his plans (or something. Rather vague on the details, sorry). So Cletus stops them and demands they let him inspect the General Lee from top to bottom. And at one point, when the boys attempt to escape, Cletus is under the hood of the General while Bo is starting the engine.

Cletus: "Where's the dipstick?"
Bo: "You're under the hood, Cletus!"

The funny of this scene is all in John Schneider's delivery; Bo sounds so unmitigatedly gleeful. I giggle every time I think of it :)

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Tee Hee! That's a good one! I giggled when I read it too! Hey what ep. is that Cletus bein' a dipstick one from. Well Cletus is always a dipstick but I mean the under the hood one!? :-?
And ya you're right it's all in how he says too, that's reminds me of a great scene from the big heist.

*Kid "Stick em up and don't move!"
*Rosco "Will you go away little boy, I gotta get some gas in this car here1"
*Kid "I'll shoot if you don't put up your hands!"
*Luke "Atta boy partner. Keep im covered! You got that money hid in a safe place?"
*Kid "Ya I put it where nobody'll find it!"
*Luke "Don't turn around Rosco! He means it"
*Rosco "You mean to tell me that little brat's gotta pistol?
*Luke "Now don't rile im Rosco! He means business!"
*Rosco "That's just like you Duke boys leadin a little boy into a life of crime! Does your Uncle Jesse know about this?"
*Bo "He ain't a little boy Rosco!"
*Rocso "He ain't?"
*Bo "No, he's a midget!"
*Rosco "Midget?"
*Bo "And boy is he ever mean!"
*Rosco "Mean?"
*Bo "Mean!"

It's just perfectly done, and the silly grin on Bo's face is worth watching. And just before Bo says and boy is he ever mean, the boys got a great smile on his face too. His smile dissappers when Bo says "Mean!"

I love that one! Oh ya and after the Dukes escape and make their getaway, the kid's dad comes out and says something like" I told you not to shoot customer's with that water pistol. Did he get ya Sheriff?" And Rocso says" Water pistol!?" Then the kid squirts him in the face!!!

I love it I love it!

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Tee Hee! That's a good one! I giggled when I read it too! Hey what ep. is that Cletus bein' a dipstick one from. Well Cletus is always a dipstick but I mean the under the hood one!? :-?
And ya you're right it's all in how he says too, that's reminds me of a great scene from the big heist.

*Kid "Stick em up and don't move!"
*Rosco "Will you go away little boy, I gotta get some gas in this car here1"
*Kid "I'll shoot if you don't put up your hands!"
*Luke "Atta boy partner. Keep im covered! You got that money hid in a safe place?"
*Kid "Ya I put it where nobody'll find it!"
*Luke "Don't turn around Rosco! He means it"
*Rosco "You mean to tell me that little brat's gotta pistol?
*Luke "Now don't rile im Rosco! He means business!"
*Rosco "That's just like you Duke boys leadin a little boy into a life of crime! Does your Uncle Jesse know about this?"
*Bo "He ain't a little boy Rosco!"
*Rocso "He ain't?"
*Bo "No, he's a midget!"
*Rosco "Midget?"
*Bo "And boy is he ever mean!"
*Rosco "Mean?"
*Bo "Mean!"

It's just perfectly done, and the silly grin on Bo's face is worth watching. And just before Bo says and boy is he ever mean, the boys got a great smile on his face too. His smile dissappers when Bo says "Mean!"

I love that one! Oh ya and after the Dukes escape and make their getaway, the kid's dad comes out and says something like" I told you not to shoot customer's with that water pistol. Did he get ya Sheriff?" And Rocso says" Water pistol!?" Then the kid squirts him in the face!!!

I love it I love it!

[Bo_Duke_luva]

Here`s one I LOVE!!

Luke:Take that shortcut over there.*points*
Bo:That`s not a shortcut.
Luke:It will be once you take it!
Bo:You got a point.

[Bo_Duke_luva]

Here`s one I LOVE!!

Luke:Take that shortcut over there.*points*
Bo:That`s not a shortcut.
Luke:It will be once you take it!
Bo:You got a point.

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

I can see that you like that one! He he!
My fave is still

Bo: Me an Luke id be glad to help out now wouldn't we Luke!?"

Luke through a mouthful of chicken: Nope.

Bo "Whaddya mean no? It' sour civic duty! Why at least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours!"

Luke "Bo's always braggin on me!"

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

I can see that you like that one! He he!
My fave is still

Bo: Me an Luke id be glad to help out now wouldn't we Luke!?"

Luke through a mouthful of chicken: Nope.

Bo "Whaddya mean no? It' sour civic duty! Why at least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours!"

Luke "Bo's always braggin on me!"

[Bo_Duke_luva]

I like a lot of things Bo says.i just can`t remeber them all!

[Bo_Duke_luva]

I like a lot of things Bo says.i just can`t remeber them all!

[lostsheep22]

Bo: Daisy you there?
Daisy: Yeah, Bo
Bo: Yeah, you watch out for Rosco, He’ll be hopping mad when he finds out what we did to his barricade

Luke: Best head over to the junkyard and see it we can pick up a new fender
Bo: The way you drive we’d better pick up a new right quart panel, a left quarter panel, a hood
Luke: All right, all right.


Luke: Quite a leap, think we’ll get enough speed?
Bo: Well. Halfway across
Luke: Yeah
Bo: Ask me then.

[lostsheep22]

Bo: Daisy you there?
Daisy: Yeah, Bo
Bo: Yeah, you watch out for Rosco, He’ll be hopping mad when he finds out what we did to his barricade

Luke: Best head over to the junkyard and see it we can pick up a new fender
Bo: The way you drive we’d better pick up a new right quart panel, a left quarter panel, a hood
Luke: All right, all right.


Luke: Quite a leap, think we’ll get enough speed?
Bo: Well. Halfway across
Luke: Yeah
Bo: Ask me then.

[Bo_Duke_luva]

Those are some of the quotes I`m talkin` `bout.

[Bo_Duke_luva]

Those are some of the quotes I`m talkin` `bout.

[Bo_Duke_luva]

Bo: Daisy Duke, if you wasn't my cousin, I'd marry you!
Daisy: Never stopped anybody in this family before.
Bo:True.

Bo: We'll be okay, unless we have to stop for gas, again! There wasn't much more'n a gallon in that gas can.
Luke: In a one-gallon gas can. Huh.
Bo: I cannot believe I just said that.

Bo: Dang it Rosco. Can't he just leave us alone? Don't he know we're just testing out a new Camshaft?
Luke: Unless you want that Camshaft in the front seat with use you better that her out of second gear
Bo: Cute

Luke: You think I can fool Rosco with my Enos imitation?
Bo: $5 says you can't.
Luke: You're on.

[Bo_Duke_luva]

Bo: Daisy Duke, if you wasn't my cousin, I'd marry you!
Daisy: Never stopped anybody in this family before.
Bo:True.

Bo: We'll be okay, unless we have to stop for gas, again! There wasn't much more'n a gallon in that gas can.
Luke: In a one-gallon gas can. Huh.
Bo: I cannot believe I just said that.

Bo: Dang it Rosco. Can't he just leave us alone? Don't he know we're just testing out a new Camshaft?
Luke: Unless you want that Camshaft in the front seat with use you better that her out of second gear
Bo: Cute

Luke: You think I can fool Rosco with my Enos imitation?
Bo: $5 says you can't.
Luke: You're on.

[BoDuke'sGirl]

One that I remember in "Boar's Nest Bears" is

Bo: Well would you look at there who's coming!

Balladeer: Well at the worst possible time, guess who's showing!

Luke: More good news!

Bo: mmm hmm!

[BoDuke'sGirl]

One that I remember in "Boar's Nest Bears" is

Bo: Well would you look at there who's coming!

Balladeer: Well at the worst possible time, guess who's showing!

Luke: More good news!

Bo: mmm hmm!

[bethie88]

Bo: We'll use the old Stonewall Jackson tactic... when they think you're runnin' away, attack.
Luke: Yeah, but Stonewall Jackson had the whole Confederate Army. I've got you.

Balladeer: Now, I know what you're thinkin'. It ain't natural to see the General Lee losing a race like this to cousin Daisy. But the last time Bo and Luke beat Daisy into town, she put starch in their undershorts. And it gave 'em a little somethin' to think about.
Daisy: [over the CB]: You lose, boys! Another blow for equal rights.
Bo: I tell ya, next time, my pride's gonna come before my shorts.
Luke: Not mine.

Bo: On my word as a Duke, Luke'll take care of it.

Bo: He had to go to jail, Luke. It's the only way he could see his mama.

Willy: You lost Elmer?
Luke: Well, I never liked Elmer much. Always slitherin' around. He never said much.
Bo: He had them beady little eyes, and they weren't even a pretty color.

[gunfire]
Bo: Who the heck'd be shootin' at us?
Luke: Anyone of the number of the fathers of them girls you been datin'.

Bo: You just let this whole thing be a lesson to me.
Luke: How's that?
Bo: If I didn't leave the keys in the dang General Lee, none of this mess would've happened.
Luke: You can say that again.
Bo: If I didn't leave the keys in the dang General Lee...

[bethie88]

Bo: We'll use the old Stonewall Jackson tactic... when they think you're runnin' away, attack.
Luke: Yeah, but Stonewall Jackson had the whole Confederate Army. I've got you.

Balladeer: Now, I know what you're thinkin'. It ain't natural to see the General Lee losing a race like this to cousin Daisy. But the last time Bo and Luke beat Daisy into town, she put starch in their undershorts. And it gave 'em a little somethin' to think about.
Daisy: [over the CB]: You lose, boys! Another blow for equal rights.
Bo: I tell ya, next time, my pride's gonna come before my shorts.
Luke: Not mine.

Bo: On my word as a Duke, Luke'll take care of it.

Bo: He had to go to jail, Luke. It's the only way he could see his mama.

Willy: You lost Elmer?
Luke: Well, I never liked Elmer much. Always slitherin' around. He never said much.
Bo: He had them beady little eyes, and they weren't even a pretty color.

[gunfire]
Bo: Who the heck'd be shootin' at us?
Luke: Anyone of the number of the fathers of them girls you been datin'.

Bo: You just let this whole thing be a lesson to me.
Luke: How's that?
Bo: If I didn't leave the keys in the dang General Lee, none of this mess would've happened.
Luke: You can say that again.
Bo: If I didn't leave the keys in the dang General Lee...

[Sway4829]

Bo: He had to go to jail, Luke. It's the only way he could see his mama.

Actually that's Luke's line. Bo says something like, "hey Willy, when'd you get out of jail son." and then Luke says, "he had to go to jail Bo. That's the only way he could see his mama." I was just watching that episode today... it's one of my faves. :)

[Sway4829]

Bo: He had to go to jail, Luke. It's the only way he could see his mama.

Actually that's Luke's line. Bo says something like, "hey Willy, when'd you get out of jail son." and then Luke says, "he had to go to jail Bo. That's the only way he could see his mama." I was just watching that episode today... it's one of my faves. :)

[bethie88]

Bo: He had to go to jail, Luke. It's the only way he could see his mama.

Actually that's Luke's line. Bo says something like, "hey Willy, when'd you get out of jail son." and then Luke says, "he had to go to jail Bo. That's the only way he could see his mama." I was just watching that episode today... it's one of my faves. :)

Oh, OK, cool.

[bethie88]

Bo: He had to go to jail, Luke. It's the only way he could see his mama.

Actually that's Luke's line. Bo says something like, "hey Willy, when'd you get out of jail son." and then Luke says, "he had to go to jail Bo. That's the only way he could see his mama." I was just watching that episode today... it's one of my faves. :)

Oh, OK, cool.

[Jamanda]

We heard this quote from Bo the other night and nearly fell off the couch!

Luke: What gives a whole lotta love and attention and expects nothing in return?

Bo: (grinning) Cindy Lou Moffet, Man's Best Friend!

Luke just set that one up. You could see it coming but it was still so funny!

[Jamanda]

We heard this quote from Bo the other night and nearly fell off the couch!

Luke: What gives a whole lotta love and attention and expects nothing in return?

Bo: (grinning) Cindy Lou Moffet, Man's Best Friend!

Luke just set that one up. You could see it coming but it was still so funny!

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

There's a great line in the Hazzard goes to Hollywood movie

somebody;s shooting at the Dukes at Rosco, etc, shooting out their tires and stuff, they all get out of the cars to see whats going on, somebody shoots at em a couple more times and Bo, very blonde, says "There's somebody shooting at us!"

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

There's a great line in the Hazzard goes to Hollywood movie

somebody;s shooting at the Dukes at Rosco, etc, shooting out their tires and stuff, they all get out of the cars to see whats going on, somebody shoots at em a couple more times and Bo, very blonde, says "There's somebody shooting at us!"

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

In Route 7/11

Bo" Well aren't you gonna start it?"
Luke"Well I'd need the keys, and just so happens that I left the keys in my pants pocket, and right now I ain't I got no pants pocket!"
Bo"Since whan do we need keys to start a car?"
Luke "Alright Alright!"

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

In Route 7/11

Bo" Well aren't you gonna start it?"
Luke"Well I'd need the keys, and just so happens that I left the keys in my pants pocket, and right now I ain't I got no pants pocket!"
Bo"Since whan do we need keys to start a car?"
Luke "Alright Alright!"

[Jamanda]

We just saw one that made us crack up. Bo is walking out of the post office.

Bo: Thanks a lot Miz Teasdale! Yeah, we'll say 'hi' to Uncle Jesse for ya! (to himself) She made me take a number...she made me take a dang number and I'm the only one in there!

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

I have this one stuck in my head today

"Were gonna need more gas, there couldn't have been more than a gallon in that can!" Says Bo
"In a one gallon can huh?" Says Luke
"I cannot belive I just said that!" SAys Bo

And this one
"I ain't perfect, just pretty!"

And :
"We''ll use the General Grant tactic! Retreat!!"

[charger_general]

Rrom Route 7/11

Daisy:"Lukes got that look in his eye again"

Bo:"...and as soon as Luke gets that look in his eye he says, 'I got it. Let's
go, Bo,' and I get in trouble."

I swear I watch thet episode like everyday just to see that haha i love it.

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"Yeeeeeeeee-Hawwwwww"

and like everything he says!!!!! :D :D :D

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

In "Hughie Hogg Strikes Again"

Bo to Luke while trying to get Daisy off a horse that takes off with her: "Careful Luke, she's the only good lookin cousin I got."
:D :D :D

[iloveluke6]

In "Hughie Hogg Strikes Again"

Bo to Luke while trying to get Daisy off a horse that takes off with her: "Careful Luke, she's the only good lookin cousin I got."
:D :D :D


haha thats a good one :lol: :lol:

[bethie88]

lol! That's pretty much the funniest quote ever.

How's about this one...

McQuade: I'm surprised at you, Mary Kaye.
Bo [in a squeaky-ish voice]: Yeah, me too.

[bethie88]

Oh yeah!

Bo: [drive the General through a barn] That sure was a funny place to put a barn.
Luke: You try a fool stunt like that again, and I'll find an even funnier place to put one.

[Mrs.BoDuke80]

Look Ma, No Hands
What does he look like?
I was fixin to change your mind, rather Luke is
Well, we didn't have no choice. See, Luke and Me's on probation and can't own no guns. It's either use those bows there or throw rocks.
And you spelled Empeedin' wrong

[DukesFan24]

Look Ma, No Hands

That is one of my favorites.

[BoDuke'sGirl]

I've always liked how he whistles & whistles with surprise sound

[Yassandra]

In Deputy Dukes I like the bit where Bo says:-

Ain't no way Marlowe. We're country boys. We don't use no money. We just barter our way through life. You know if you was to offer me a bushel of corn there ain't no tellin' what I might do for y'all.

[Iloveschnieder]

Ain't no way Marlowe. We're country boys. We don't use no money. We just barter our way through life. You know if you was to offer me a bushel of corn there ain't no tellin' what I might do for y'all.

I love that quote! Here are a BUNCH more that I like

From "Welcome Waylon Jennings" when Waylon, his assistant Betty Jo are eating dinner at the Dukes.
-Betty Jo to Luke: "Anybody ever tell you you had a very criminal mind?"
-Bo: "Shoot, lady, you're the first person ever noticed he had a mind at all."

"Daisy's Shotgun Wedding" in the beginning when Daisy is upset that they won't let her do anything alone.
-Daisy: " Bo, I ain't a child"
-Bo: "Yeah, I can see that."

After the bar fight back at the farm and Daisy is hugging Luke.
-Luke: "Easy, eas, aqueezing to hard."
-Bo: "Heh! He's older you know, ha, ha"

After Luke flaps the shades when Daisy returns from a date.
-Luke: "She's gonna kill me."
-Bo: "Looks like something I'd have done.

"Brotherly Love"
When Boss and Rosco are practicing dancing.
-Bo: "Y'all might not be the prettiest coup at the Hazzard ball--"
-Bo and Luke: "But you sure do count good."

I think when they are getting ready to shuck and jive the bad guys.
-Jud: "If anything were to happen to any of you I couldn't live with myself.
-Luke: "You think it would be any easier to live with myself if something happened to you?"
-Bo: "Look I'm having trouble living with the bouth of you."
-Daisy: "HA!" and smiles :lol:

After Luke is hurt by the car. A moment of Drama
-Bo: "Come on Luke, wake up!"

In the hospital, more Drama.
-Bo: "Luke would you wake up? Dang it Luke would you wake up? Luke Duke would you wake up?!?"

"A baby for trhe Dukes"
-Uncle Jesse: "Well, the good Lord looks after babies, drunkards, and fools.
-Bo: "Well, Rosco must fit in there somewhere, he's alright."

"Dear Dairy"
After getting another ticket from Rosco.
-Luke: "I could paper my room with these things."
-Bo: "Our room"
a bit latter.
-Bo sing song: "You got more tickes than I do."

"Good-bye General Lee"
after loosing the archary shoot out to Luke
-Bo: "Uncle Jesse, I tried."

[MaryAnne]

One of my favorite Bo lines is from "To Catch a Duke" after Cletus gives the boys a ticket for fishing with an expired license and they go into town to complain to Rosco. As they're crossing the street to the courthouse, Bo says in a mocking tone...

"I'm gonna have to give you boys a ticket!" :D


Then earlier when the boys are fishing...

Bo: "I wish Flash were here tho'."
Luke: "Why's that?"
Bo: "Then we could have catfish and hushpuppies." :D

[Iloveschnieder]

What I love about all these lines are that there are some that I just don't remember. They sure did have some great lines on the show.

[DukesFan82]

John says in the general, "YEEE-HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!" when the car jumps down from the sky! :D

[BoJamesDuke]

There was one epsiode where Luke and Bo are sneaking up to the warehouse. Bo climbs on top of the roof and Luke heads straight to the door with the guard in fron and this happens.

Guard: (seeing Luke) Hey you!

Luke: Howdy.

Guard: What are you doing?

Luke: Well actually I’m looking for someone. (Bo jumps down off the roof and on top of the guard) Oh and here he is now!

Bo: (gets the guard off the floor)

Luke: This here’s my cousin Bo.

Bo: (knocks the guy out cold.)


Loved it, had me in stitches for the rest of the show

[Iloveschnieder]

Do you know which episode that is? I really want to see that scene now!

[BoJamesDuke]

Urm its in season 6 I know that much....lemme think a sec...I'm pretty sure its in High Flyin' Dukes.

[boiscute2007]

It is......

Bo: ( to Lucas k. Duke) I sure do have a strange feelin about him.

Luke: What aboui his daughter?

Bo: I have a feeling about her too but it ain't quite so strange.

[Iloveschnieder]

Thanks. They should be airing season six soon, since they are airing Welcome back Bo and Luke in a few days.

[Qualapec the She-Wolf]

Return of the Ridge Raiders:

Luke: your granddad sure does keep that thing in fine shape.

Bo: That aint the only thing in fine shape round here. :wink:

and of course my quote at the end

Bo didn't say, "I hate kids" to Luke. Luke wasn't there. He said it to Jill Dodson. But don't worry about it, I nitpick too much.

Bo said he hated kids? Which episode? The only ones I can think of with kids he's actually being pretty good with them.

~She-Wolf

[BoJamesDuke]

He said it in One Armed Bandits. The rudy kid is squirtin flies in the back of the General Lee, he laughs at first and then turns to Jill and goes 'I hate kids.'

[Qualapec the She-Wolf]

Was he serous or joking?

~She-Wolf

[BoJamesDuke]

No idea....I think he may have been joking though. He does laugh afterwards.

[Qualapec the She-Wolf]

I'll go with joking. In other episodes he's been good with kids. Like the basketball one with all the 12 year olds. And the orphanage one where they get that little guy a dog. Then there's the episode where they find a baby in General Lee but I don't think that counts.

~She-Wolf

[BoJamesDuke]

Yeah I rekon he was joking.

[Qualapec the She-Wolf]

Yeah, I'd like to remain liking the character as much as I do.

~She-Wolf

[BoJamesDuke]

lol yeah me too. I cant imagine Bo really hating kids, its not possible.

[Qualapec the She-Wolf]

I guess not...

I hope not! LOL

~She-Wolf

[Iloveschnieder]

Wouldn't you hate kids for a moment, if it was your car that was getting sticky soda squirted on the back windshield? I know I would. Just for that moment.
Bo really likes kids, but at that moment he hated kids, especially that kid. Remember a moment is only a second long.

[Duke_It!]

Hmm, now:

Bo:*after Rosco hands him his gun* I can't hold a gun Rosco, I'm on probation! *throws gun away*
Bo + Luke: *Ruuunnnn like the wind*

He just does it so smoothly! 8)

And of course my signature:
"Sure is a funny place to put a barn."

you'd almost thing that the Barn hit HIM not the other way around! :)

But if I can add a couple of John-not-Bo-but-Dukes-related quotes:

In the Reunion BBQ thing on the Season 1 special features, after he asks Sonny Shroyer what his favourite memory was and Sonny tells them all about a time when Cathy's shirt was a little open:

"No no no, you favourite MEMORY not your favourite MAMMARY!"

And on the commentary of Double Dukes, when Luke is trying to unstick one of the pedals:

"Hey Luke, LUKE, get out of there, this ain't Saturday night!"

Tsk tsk, naughty naughty... :lol: :lol:

[GinaRenee]

But if I can add a couple of John-not-Bo-but-Dukes-related quotes:

In the Reunion BBQ thing on the Season 1 special features, after he asks Sonny Shroyer what his favourite memory was and Sonny tells them all about a time when Cathy's shirt was a little open:

"No no no, you favourite MEMORY not your favourite MAMMARY!"



I love that one! John has some of the best quips. I heard a podcast recently where someone brought up the fact that he races with Jim Caviezel, and he responded, "God is my co-pilot!" :D

I don't remember the commentary for "Double Dukes." What season was that? I think I've only heard the commentary for "One-Armed Bandits" and "In This Corner, Luke Duke."

[Duke_It!]

It was the second episode of season 4.

My best friend and I were listening to it, and we sat blinking for, well, it had to be about 10 seconds, before we absolutely BURST laughing! :D :lol:

Now where would I find that podcast?

[GinaRenee]

Oh, you're right! I did hear that commentary. Guess it's just been a while. (I'll have to go back and listen to it again! :) ) John is the best at commentaries. I hope he's doing one for season 6.

Podcast: http://www.scifizoneradio.com/2006/02/february-25-megacon-john-schneider.html

[bethie88]

Here's a good one between John and Cathy on the "And In This Corner, Luke Duke" commentary.

John: I look just like my daughter there!
Cathy: Karis... You know, I used to think her name was Paris... I thought you named her after where she was conceived.
John: Nope. It's Karis. If we'd named her after where she was conceived, her name would be "Lawn."

I almost fell in the floor!

[GinaRenee]

Best quote ever! :lol: Or at least pretty darn close!

[Duke_It!]

John: I look just like my daughter there!


He says that a lot, (well, at least twice), he said it in the comentary for OAB too. :)

I always thought that it should be the other way around (child looks like parent) :wink:

[Qualapec the She-Wolf]

I'm kind of suprised he's comparing himself to his daughter.

Well...he was pretty back then! (He's still hot, he's just not pretty anymore.)

~She-Wolf

[bethie88]

Lol! John definately says that alot. Karis does look alot like him when he was young.

Too bad he doesn't have a son who looks like him! lol.

~Beth

[bethie88]

And of course my signature:
"Sure is a funny place to put a barn."


And then, of course, Luke's response.

"You try a fool stunt like that again, and I'll find an even funnier place to put one."

[Duke_It!]

Yep, always giggle worthy! :D

[bethie88]

Lol! Good ol' Bo/Luke banter...

And one of my favorite repeated lines comes from Bo when Luke's mad a sarcastic comment about him...

"Cute, Luke."

[BOlover_93]

My favorite Bo quote is:
Bo: "I swear Luke if women were birds you'd date a buzzard!
Luke: "You'd date a crane NO MEAT!"

I think that is from the ep. One Armed Bandits. :D

[iloveluke'ssmileCNH320]

i know john dosen't have a son that looks like him, but i freind who i am starting to get seriously into and vice versus. i'm about to take the next step and ask him if he feels the same way (his friends said he did)
but i have deep feelings for him even if we are a year in age difference.
he looks exactly like bo. the hair, the eyes, the charming smile, gorgeous.
and he's also the sweetest thing you ever met. he's also got a great butt and a magnificant chest. which i got to feel, rock hard. and he's got the same poutty lips.
my favorite bo duke quote is:
Rosco= Come on get out of the car.
Bo= Can i take this with me? (holding a stick of dynamite)
then thery blow up rosco's car.

[BoJamesDuke]

OKay, this is one of the best things John did in the show and its his impressions of Rosco. They are so awsome.

This one comes from Sky Bandits over Hazzard in Season 7

Guy: Tri County Armoured Transport

Bo: This is Sheriff Roscooo P. Coltrane callin', shame shame everybody knows your name.

G: Oh Sheriff this is Mr. Baker, I'm concerned over my bank shipment over to Capitol City this afternoon.

B: Oh tiddly tuddly, I don't blame ya...

G: After those other two hold ups I can't afford to let anything go wrong...

B: Widjit! Other two hold ups?!

G: O'course shriff I called ya about the one outside a'Greenville, don't ya remember?

B: Are you kiddin' me fella o'course I remember, i'm a highly trained officer o'the law I remmber things like that, s'been busy round here!

G: I'd like you to give our armoured truck from capitol city an escort through Hazzard County just in case those crooks are still in the area. It's leaving at 3:15.

B: Dooo that's a big 10-4, Sheriff Roscoooo P. Coltrane's on the job them criminals in trouble, big big big trouble...if there's a flaw in the slaw i'll find it! Dooo i'm gone!

(hangs up)

Then the next one I dont remember rightly where it comes from but he goes.

Luke: I don't like that little giggle of Rosco's...

Bo: Didn't sound no different to me... *gives the same noise Rosco did* See, just stupid.

B:

[daisydukesnumber1fan]

hahaha these are all great!!!!!!!! :D


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I love all the Bo lines.... I have a favorite somwehere I just cant think of it, lol

[Bo's Crush]

my favorite quotes are

"Blondes are funner, just untie and I'll show you."

walyon says "between greasing a car and necking with a pretty girl i'd wear the same pretty smile bo's wearing" (Bo smiles)

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[morgan]

Well, this is both Bo and Luke funny quote, so I post it here. From "Play it again, Luke":

Luke: "Cindy, stay here with Bo" (on the General)
Bo: "You trust me so much, cousin?"
Luke: "No, I trust her"

[BoJamesDuke]

This isnt so much a quote but more something Bo does that makes me giggle, surprised no one else brought it up really. In Cool Hands Luke and Bo, they get dragged out of solitary and Luke's all 'That wasn't so bad' and Bo just looks dazed and confused. He walks along with Luke kinda helping him alone with a hand on his back, Bo looks up to a guard and goes 'Howdy' as if he has absolutly no clue who the guy is or why. Poor ol' Bo

[morgan]

Well, I don't always remember the titles but this is from season 7, episode 10.
Bo is alone on General Lee, not reaching to drive it 'cause the General goes by itself; they're going to be crush against the train:
Bo -General, you can't do this just to me!-
Then again: -You can't do this bad thing-

[hazzardholik01]

heres some of my favorites. i can't remember some of em though but anyways.
Bo: We'll be okay, unless we have to stop for gas, again. There wasn't much more'n a gallon in that gas can.
Luke: In a one-gallon gas can. Huh.
Bo: I cannot believe I just said that.


From the Big Heist
Bo: Luke, why didn't you stop for me
Luke: Ask the dude with the gun.
Bo: What?!, hey you nice and comfortable back there.
Bandit: you just keep drivin
Bo: Yeh, right, drivin

Cletus Falls in Love
Bo: Don't worry Luke'll think of somethin'

Daisy: I said I love ya Cletus
Bo & Luke: *laughing*
Luke: keep these cold for us.
Bo: I love ya Daisy
Daisy: Get outta here Bo!
Bo: *blows Daisy a kiss*

[morgan]

Question: in the episode "The runaway", when Bo and Luke distroyed Daisy's car, Bo says "Daisy will kill you" to Luke; he answered something that I don't understand (I forgot to put the subtitles), then Bo replies "You could stop me" and then Luke says something else, something about the drive.
Do you remember this last phrase?