Julieduke
04-06-2005, 09:31 PM
These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes"
!. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back?
Trustworthey.
2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first?
The Woman. The Man would get lost.
3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business?
1. No Mind. 2. No business
4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed?
He wanted a foam mattress.
5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked.
"Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father".
6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ?
They're both empty from the neck up.
7. When is the only time a woman can change a man?
When he's a baby.
8.Why are all the blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
9. How do men sort their laundry?
"Fithy" and "Fithy but Wearable".
10. Yesterday, I got a nice used car for my husband."
" I've seen your husband . It sounds like you got a good deal."
!. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back?
Trustworthey.
2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first?
The Woman. The Man would get lost.
3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business?
1. No Mind. 2. No business
4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed?
He wanted a foam mattress.
5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked.
"Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father".
6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ?
They're both empty from the neck up.
7. When is the only time a woman can change a man?
When he's a baby.
8.Why are all the blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
9. How do men sort their laundry?
"Fithy" and "Fithy but Wearable".
10. Yesterday, I got a nice used car for my husband."
" I've seen your husband . It sounds like you got a good deal."