bethie88
02-03-2005, 12:57 PM
This is what happened when I was bored, and thinkin' about the Dukes and the Dillards...
It's a rewrite of Dooley....
Jesse....
Jesse was a good ol boy,
He lived on Hazzard Hill,
Jesse had two nephews,
And some 40 gallon stills.
Jesse watched the boiler,
Jesse watched the spout.
Daisy corked the bottles,
And the nephews fetched 'em out.
CHORUS
(Just take the original chorus and replace Dooley with Jesse.)
Jesse was a trader,
When in to town he'd come,
He bought corn by the bushel,
And sugar by the ton.
The revenuers came for him,
Slippin' thru the woods,
But Jesse stayed ahead of them
And never lost the goods.
CHORUS
(Just insert Jesse for the rest of the song...)
:oops: Gah, I'm weird!
It's a rewrite of Dooley....
Jesse....
Jesse was a good ol boy,
He lived on Hazzard Hill,
Jesse had two nephews,
And some 40 gallon stills.
Jesse watched the boiler,
Jesse watched the spout.
Daisy corked the bottles,
And the nephews fetched 'em out.
CHORUS
(Just take the original chorus and replace Dooley with Jesse.)
Jesse was a trader,
When in to town he'd come,
He bought corn by the bushel,
And sugar by the ton.
The revenuers came for him,
Slippin' thru the woods,
But Jesse stayed ahead of them
And never lost the goods.
CHORUS
(Just insert Jesse for the rest of the song...)
:oops: Gah, I'm weird!