Enos quotes

[Jamanda]

Someone was doing this for Cooter, so why not other characters?

Possum on a gumbush!

Enos: You wanna keep looking Sheriff or do you wanna go eat?
Rosco: Enos, just forget it okay? Forget it.
Enos: Okay Sheriff...This is Enos...forgetting it.
(can be heard on Sonny Shoyer's website)

It's not that I don't trust ya'll, but last time you hung me on the wall.

[bethie88]

I was planning on doing it for other characters, too, but while we're talkin' Enos....

Cooter: I'd like to report a stolen car, it's a blue Plymouth...
Enos: We know what it looks like Cooter, we been chasin' the ding dang thing all day!

[bethie88]

Oh, and here's a good one on both Rosco and Enos's parts!

Rosco: Enos, why don't you go look at Daisy and lust in your heart?
Enos: Yes sir, sheriff!

[Jamanda]

You forgot what he says next: But I've been trying to taper off.

It's not that I don't trust you boys, but last time you hung me on the wall.

(Seeing Rosco hanging from a tree by his gunbelt)
Gee Sherriff, you look like a poor little ol' sparrow with a hurt wing awwww.

I'm just following you Sheriff, isn't that what you said? Monkey see, monkey do.

Daisy: Does this mean you don't want my autograph Rosco?
Enos: I do Daisy!

Find Loretta Lynn has to be the best episode for Enos quotes!

[426GeneralLee]

(after counting all the moonshine jugs filled with water)

Enos - "Yep there's ten in each trunk"

Extra - "Are ya sure Enos?"

Enos - "Yes sir, I counted 20, then divide by 2"

[Brian Coltrane]

One of my favorite Enos moments, is in "Ghost of General Lee." Rosco shows Enos the "haunted" General Lee in the impound garage....and Enos blurts out this one:

"AAAHH!! General Lee is one of them spook-talkin' mediums!!"

Moments later, when the haunted General Lee deliberately plows into Rosco's parked patrol car, we get Rosco's reaction:

"Ghost or no ghost, that's county property!!"

[Jamanda]

also in that episode, Enos takes Rosco's lunch order.

Enos: A double order of catfish, hush puppies, pickles and onions, large order of fries, and extra thick chocolate milk and two slices of pecan pie. Is that right?
Rosco: Yeah, and get something for yourself Enos.
Enos: You want that pie a la mode?
Rosco: No Enos, I don't want it a la mode. I gotta watch my calories.

Then Enos gives that classic expression to the camera and shakes his head.

I dunno what diet Rosco's on but sign me up!

[Duke'mfan03]

Enos has got major drug puhser in back seat of Metro squad car.

Crook: "Please take me in. You're not getting anything out of me. I want my lawyer...

Enos : "What ever you say, Buddy roe"

Enos procedes to drive crook all over crazy like, jumping his car over everything in site to making crook confess to drug ring...

[essyjane]

also in that episode, Enos takes Rosco's lunch order.

Enos: A double order of catfish, hush puppies, pickles and onions, large order of fries, and extra thick chocolate milk and two slices of pecan pie. Is that right?
Rosco: Yeah, and get something for yourself Enos.
Enos: You want that pie a la mode?
Rosco: No Enos, I don't want it a la mode. I gotta watch my calories.

Then Enos gives that classic expression to the camera and shakes his head.

I dunno what diet Rosco's on but sign me up!




That is too funny for words. I love that when he said it.

[Jamanda]

We found another one on "Baby for the Dukes"

Boss is showing Rosco and Enos what they did to a whole truckload of patrol cars.

Enos: Oh that one there on the end is yours Sheriff!
Rosco: Well it's all Enos's fault.
Enos: Pardon me Sheriff, but it takes two to tango.

Enos didn't have a lot of good comebacks for Rosco, but it sure is funny when he does!

[Jamanda]

We found another one on "Baby for the Dukes"

Boss is showing Rosco and Enos what they did to a whole truckload of patrol cars.

Enos: Oh that one there on the end is yours Sheriff!
Rosco: Well it's all Enos's fault.
Enos: Pardon me Sheriff, but it takes two to tango.

Enos didn't have a lot of good comebacks for Rosco, but it sure is funny when he does!

[iloveluke6]

Boss- Enos lock those Duke boys up and throw away the key
Enos- Possum on a gumbush mr. Hogg we only got one key

[HotHillbilly]

Possum on a gumbush!!

tehe. That's gotta be my favorite of his,lol.

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

i love it when enos says:

"It's not that I don't trust you boys, but last time you hung me on the wall."

"Possum on a gumbush"

"AHHHHH!!!! General Lee is one of them spook-talkin' mediums!!!!!"

"I'm just following you Sheriff, isn't that what you said? Monkey see, monkey do."

"Daisy: Does this mean you don't want my autograph Rosco?
Enos: I do Daisy!"

[HotHillbilly]

i love it when enos says:

"It's not that I don't trust you boys, but last time you hung me on the wall."

"Possum on a gumbush"

"Daisy: Does this mean you don't want my autograph Rosco?
Enos: I do Daisy!"


haha. those are funny.lol. I like the first one, I remember that episode!! hahaha. Poor enos!! lol

[iloveluke6]

Enos and Daisy's Wedding--My system just c'aint take all this happiness :D

[Jamanda]

We found another one that we missed. Can't believe we missed it either!

Daisy: Hey Enos! Anything I can do for you?
Enos: <mostly to himself> If only you knew Daisy...I mean...HI Daisy!...Bye Daisy

If only she knew WHAT?! :lol: hee hee

[Iloveschnieder]

-Monkey see, Monkey do.

"The Dukes Strike it Rich"
Cletus sneezes in the car.
-Enos: "You scared me."

- "Daisy is that you or a movie star?"

"Big Daddy"
-"What we want to see is ya flying licence.

[DukesFan82]

Enos: "Where's Daisy?"

[Val Strate]

One of my favorites is The Hazzard Connection. The boys try to get out of Enos why Rosco's having him tailing them. Luke puts the car that him, Enos and Bo are riding in into the pond.

Bo: Enos you ok?

Enos with his eyes closed tight: I don't know... I can't tell. I'm scared to open my eyes. What do ya'll see out there? Little naked babies with harps and wings or a bunch of red fellers with horns and pitch forks?

Luke: Hey! *taps Enos on the shoulder*

Enos jumps: Aaaahhh!

Luke: Would you settle for a lap full of pond water and tad poles?


Most of the time the best moments with Enos were often not what he 'said'. It's how Sonny delievered Enos's lines and facial expressions that made the moments with him all the more funnier. Plus, if you notice the background music would change when Enos would step on the screen. It would be funny sometimes just to watch his reactions along with the music.

[boiscute2007]

that one is hilarious. It is my fav. Enos quote.

[Mrs.BoDuke80]

Possum on a gum bush
My Foots asleep
I don't beleive Bo and Luke would do something like that
You left'm in yours sheriff
That don't seem right Mr. Hogg. Me takin half of Cletus's money there's no other way?
Yeah there is, I'll give you the whole paycheck and you give'm half
Will you marry me, Daisy?
Who ever has Daisy is mine!
The wedding's been postponed due to hives!

[DukesFan82]

that one is hilarious. It is my fav. Enos quote.
Same here!

[daisyn'enos]

I love all these quotes! they are classic!

[daisyn'enos]

These were originally posted in the Daisy quite thread, but there are some good Enos lines in here, so I thought i'd post them here.

Daisy: Enos, we'll have to stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk.
Enos: Shucks Daisy. I thought you were Bo and Luke.
Daisy: Enos, don't you know the difference between boys and girls.
Enos: (mutters) I know there's a difference...

Rosco: Daisy Duke! I thought you were Bo.
Daisy: Rosco, if you can't tell the difference between me and Bo, either you're losing your eyesight or I'm losing my figure.
Enos: Shucks Daisy, you ain't losing nothin' and I got 20-20 vision!

does anyone know what episode they are from??????

[Enos Fan]

My favorite Enos line was probably: Monkey see, monkey do. That Loretta Lynn episode did have the best quotes by Enos. The way he held his hands and wiggled his fingers made me roll on the floor with laughter. Now every time I say those words, I do that myself. Talk about catching. ;)

[i1976]

Daisy: So which part of my fried chicken do you like the best, Enos? My legs, my thighs or my...."

Enos: NECK! Daisy I really like your neck!!!!

:lol: :lol:

I don't know from what episode it is.

[Eleonora]

Rosco: Daisy Duke! I thought you were Bo.
Daisy: Rosco, if you can't tell the difference between me and Bo, either you're losing your eyesight or I'm losing my figure.
Enos: Shucks Daisy, you ain't losing nothin' and I got 20-20 vision!

does anyone know what episode they are from??????

This one is from "Money To Burn", Season 1 :)

[RogerDuke]

This one is from "Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough" and gave me a big smile. Enos is such a likable, innocent good-hearted kid.
When Rosco was reporting in at a roadblock on the CB he tried to sound sophisticated by saying "Roadblock number one is fine as wine"
Enos responded by saying "Roadblock number 2 is good as buttermilk"
(I'm smiling again just thinking about it)

[RogerDuke]

Enos is so awesome. No matter how many times I see this scene I crack up. It's from the Loretta Lynn episode. Daisy is decoying Rosco and Enos by wearing a Loretta wig while driving away (actually she's a passenger). When they catch her and Rosco is upset about being tricked, Daisy asks, "Does this mean you don't want my autograph, Rosco?"
Enos displays that lovable trademark smile and proclaims "I do Daisy!!"

[i1976]

Enos is so awesome. No matter how many times I see this scene I crack up. It's from the Loretta Lynn episode. Daisy is decoying Rosco and Enos by wearing a Loretta wig while driving away (actually she's a passenger). When they catch her and Rosco is upset about being tricked, Daisy asks, "Does this mean you don't want my autograph, Rosco?"
Enos displays that lovable trademark smile and proclaims "I do Daisy!!"

"Find Loretta Lynn" is a very funny episode.
Monkey see, monkey do....:lol: :lol:
I like when Enos gesticulates (like an italian :uninvolved: ). Did you ever notice when he shrugs? Or when he "tortures" his hat talking to Daisy? His hands fidget (in particular when he's near Daisy).
Well, I like to observe men hands.... it's my weak point.

[RogerDuke]

From "Enos Strate to the Top" when Flash was first came to Hazzard.
Rosco was showing Enos how smart Flash was. Rosco commanded "Ten Hut!!" Flash just laid there. Rosco then said "At ease!" Flash didn't move.
Enos stated "That's pretty good Sheriff, he's got half that down already"

[RogerDuke]

I really like this one from "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
When Rosco thought that someone was going to kill Boss he said,
"Boss is gonna be cut down in the prime of his beef"
Enos corrected him and nervously responded "Pork"

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

I really like this one from "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
When Rosco thought that someone was going to kill Boss he said,
"Boss is gonna be cut down in the prime of his beef"
Enos corrected him and nervously responded "Pork"




I like the one i cant remember the episode but anyway Rosco is mad and he goes up to Daisy's car and accidentally thinks shes Bo and says "BO DUKE!" and Daisy says "Rosco if you can tell the difference between me and Bo then your loosing you sight or im loosing my shape" and Enos (this part was funny) goes "HECK! Daisy from where im standing you havent lost a thing!"