ITS VACATION TIME!!!

[MinDuke]

Hey Everyone!

Well, I'll be heading out in the AM to Austin for 7 glorious days of fun! I'll still be checking this board and my email, so I wont be THAT far out of touch! LOL Talk to you all as soon as I get back! :D

Dont do nothing I wouldnt do.. which doesnt leave much! :wink:


Jax

[MaryAnne]

Well shoot, NOW what are we gonna do?! :)


Have a safe trip, Jax!

[Meadowmufn]

Plenty! MUAHAHAHA. :wink:

[Brian Coltrane]

Vacation. What a great idea. I could do with two or three months off....yeah!

Hey, MeadowMufn n' MaryAnne - what's the vacation policy 'round heah?


Brian

[MaryAnne]

Vacation policy?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!


How about this for a vacation: Damn near kill yourself working on this site and we might letcha have a couple of hours off. BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

:wink:

[Brian Coltrane]

GAH! I'm gettin' the feelin' I should have read the fine print when I signed up for this gig. *checks papers* Hmmm.... what the hell is this about an "indentured servant" clause?

And dammit MaryAnne, quit swearin' on the boards. Next thing ya know, we'll have people sayin' "@#$&*%!!" and "*&$%#*" and then I'll be here all night sweepin' up behind it because you'll be in Tahiti or somethin' on vacation. *checks papers again* Which, accordin' to this, you've accrued about 7 years in time off, while I've got a mandatory 7 years to put in...interestin' how that coincides.

One more thing, 'xplain to me how this moderator pension plan works. 50 percent of 50 percent of 50 percent of our membership dues get divided up three ways...hey, we don't HAVE membership dues!

I'd complain to the management, but somethin' tells me it would only get worse. AAAAHHH!!!

[LittleRedVicki]

:wink: I hope that you're having a good time, Jax. What part of Austin are you in? My husband's family lives in Dripping Springs, Texas. That's just north of Austin.

Take Care & Have a good time!

Vicki

[Meadowmufn]

One more thing, 'xplain to me how this moderator pension plan works. 50 percent of 50 percent of 50 percent of our membership dues get divided up three ways...hey, we don't HAVE membership dues!

I'd complain to the management, but somethin' tells me it would only get worse. AAAAHHH!!!

If you like our pension plan, wait til you see our DENTAL plan! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Deputy Coltrane, have you seen my rusty pliers around here anywhere??

[MaryAnne]

*places rusty pliers on table. Places shot of whiskey on table* There's our dental plan! The whiskey costs extra tho'. ROLFMAO

[Brian Coltrane]

If this is the dental plan, I'll pass on the medical benefits. Tho' I use the term "benefit " loosely when it comes to this outfit.

Guess I'd better shaddap and go look busy. Might be good time to get that Extra Eee-diton of the newsletter put together....

[pendragon1980]

Well, I guess as Hazzard's foremost, and olnly physican, the medical exams fall to me.

When was your last physical, Brian? Keep them pliers, MaryAnne, I may need them.

[Val Strate]

*cringes at rusty pliers* Eeek, I hate to see what you guys' Vision plan is. Probably a poke in the eye and for glasses you're only aloud one monoical a year. *chuckles*

[Tara]

Jax,

Did you get that picture you were gonna get. =)

Hope you had a safe trip home.