Rosco, Rosco, Rosco....

[MaryAnne]

:wink:

[countrygirl1986]

OKay, dumb question, but are you over due for a vacation? :P I'm just playing. That was funny MaryAnne. Sure does lighten things up around here, and shows that ya just can't forget the lovable town sheriff 8)

Thanks for the laugh.

[MaryAnne]

What's a vacation?? Dunno if I've ever had one of those... :wink:

Nope, can't forget the Sheriff. Khee! And as long as I'm around here, y'all won't. :D

[countrygirl1986]

Hmm, I forgot, Rosco/Boss don't give vacations LOL. Maybe you had one though when you worked in atlanta or something. :wink:

Yes, you will never let us forget lovable ol' Rosco

[Kristy_DUke]

:D Forget ol' Rosco? Who could do such a thing? :lol:

[MaryAnne]

Certainly not me. :wink:


Tryin' to think of a favorite Rosco moment but there's too many to mention. LOL.

I did watch Deputy Dukes today and the dialouge between Rosco and Boss is classic.

Boss: "Rosco, I promised your fat sister Lulu when I married her that I'd keep you from gittin' yer fool head shot off!"

Rosco: "Well I 'preciate dat."


And then...

Rosco: "Yer beautiful Boss. Just beautiful."

Boss: "Beautiful? Heh...real nice lookin' maybe but...definetly not beautiful!"

Rosco (after Boss leaves): "Boy ain't that the truth. He's a mess-a ugly!"


ROFL!!

[LittleRedVicki]

LOL Maryanne! :lol:

At least I'm not the only one that still watches the Dukes, even if it is a videotape!

My favorite Rosco moment would be when Rosco found out that he had an evil twin. Imagine having 2 Rosco's in Hazzard all the time! What would happen?? :o

Well, I have to get back to studying for my CNA nursing exams. Maybe I'll be the newest nurse at TRI-County Hospital! LOL :lol:

Take Care & Have A Great Day! :D

Vicki

[MaryAnne]

I've had the sinister idea of brinin' ol' Woody back to Hazzard (ie, he escapes from prison...er gets parolled or something) and all hell breaks loose! ROFL

[countrygirl1986]

Ooo that sounds like a good idea MaryAnne! Good Luck!!! I'm sure ol' Rosco sure will love that. Knowing you, you could really make some funny moments outta that. I love commical moments in reading. Love them in movies and tv shows too. (or knowing me you already did it and i just haven't gotten around to reading it, sry)

[MaryAnne]

Nope, I haven't written it yet. That's one of them ideas that on the back burner. Got a lot of 'em back there come to think of it. It's a wonder I ain't started a grease fire er something. *flames erupt* GAH! Spoke too soon!! ROFL

[countrygirl1986]

*makes clucking sound* You poor poor coltrane. So many ideas, so little time. *Hands ya a fire extinguisher* don't burn ya house down now! lol

[MaryAnne]

*accepts fire extinguisher* Thank ya! *sprays fire, puts it out* Ok..who ordered original recipe or extra crispy?? KHEE!!

Lisa

[countrygirl1986]

Ya need to learn how to knock on wood :P Sides, ya know ya jinxed yourself by saying somethinga bout the explosion. *watches as a few more thingson the stove blow up* You need to pound those ideas out as soon as ya can!!

[JDhoggjr]

Hi all,

Don't know if you read my topic on "The Dukes: Return to Hazzard County". But I am working on a series of teleplays that I plan to present through an agent to the WB for a "Next Generation" (For lack of a better description) of the Duke Family.

"Woody" plays an integral part in the pilot of the series. After being paroled, he returns to Hazzard County to take revenge on the Sheriff and the Dukes, but finds Hazzard a little different from when he left.

(doing best Waylon impression)
Don't that beat all, that's just one of the story arcs...there'll be plenty more excitement, if'n y'all hang around...

Anyway visit my topic and leave your thoughts and ideas.

TTYL
J.D. Jr.

[serenakel]

I didn't get to see many episodes..can you tell me the best rosco pico moments ? i'm going to get the dvd's... did he have a catchphrase and did he really have an evil twin? has James Best been on any tv commercials ? Thanks

[426GeneralLee]

Catch Phrases

- "kew kew, I got'em, I got'em, this time I really got'em, kew kew"

- "This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrain"

- "Little fat buddy"

[Jamanda]

We finally saw the Rosco quotes today we've been looking for...

Rosco: It was them cute little dimples...
Boss: Never mind the cute little dimples!

Other Rosco quotes:

Enos: Possum on a gumbush
Rosco: I'll possum your gumbush you dipstick!

Rosco: (to Bo covered in motor oil) You are a mess <walks off>

[426GeneralLee]

"Enos, this is your superior office Rosco P. Coltrain, you gotch you're ears on c'mon"

[426GeneralLee]

Rosco - " I mean, I chased the boys a lot. But it was never nothin personal, I'm just happy you could forgive and forget, Jesse."

Uncle Jesse - "Well Rosco, the boys would-a been glad to know that, I forgave and forgot you"

[MaryAnne]

*Begin rant*

You know, that scene all ways kills me. (Read: Pisses me off). Obviously I have a bias in favor of Rosco (if'n any y'all didn't know. LOL) but I feel really bad for Rosco who goes to the farm to pay his respects and Jesse essentially turns the knife in an already open wound. Rosco obviously doesn't know the boys are alive like Jesse and Daisy do and for cryin' out loud, he's the one that saw the General go into the pond! For all he knew, he witnessed Bo and Luke demise. Enos came out with the clothes, Rosco was the one that had to tell Jesse what happened and we had that very wrenching scene at the Boar's Nest. Everybody was crying. Except Boss but don't get me started on him and his actions in this episode. LOL

I think what Jesse said was uncalled for to be honest.

*end rant*

[426GeneralLee]

Well, if he would-a told Rosco, then he would've taken the boys to jail, for stealling that watch.

[MaryAnne]

Waalll, I ain't sayin' he hadda tell Rosco nothin'. I just don't think he hadda be so rude, cuss it all t' tarnation.

[426GeneralLee]

Oh well :)

Rosco - "....Well I had some help"

Everyone - "From who"

Rosco - "From my little fat buddy, Boss Hogg"

Everyone - "Boss Hogg?!?"

Mama Max - "who?"

Rosco - "When the Boss, uhh "left" he left me a some notes about connin' people. See it says right here, When tryin to con someone, always pick con-men cause they're always lookin for somethin' for nothin"


It's a lot like that, but not exact....it's from the first Reunion.

[Jamanda]

It's been a while but in the episode with the evil double, they're trying to tell them apart at the end.

Rosco: Well would he give you this? (hands Boss a bag of money)
Boss: My money!
Rosco: And would he call you (pinches Boss' cheek) his little fat buddy?
Boss: AHk (pushes Rosco's hand away) NO he wouldn't! You are the real Rosco!

[Mrs. Luke Duke]

"Judas Priest on a Pony". Rosco said this in "People's Choice" and "Follow That Still".

[426GeneralLee]

Boss - "And DON'T ask what fuel, fossils run on!"

After Rosco walks outside

Rosco - "What fuel do fossils run on"

[426GeneralLee]

Rosco - Well, see little fat buddy, I got some goodnews and I got some badnews. The goodnews, I had them Dukes on the run."

Boss - "oh that is good"

Rosco - "the badnews is they escaped and I can't find them"

[Jamanda]

Oh there ain't nothin' in there but some supplies and Enos' comics.

(of course Rosco is also seen reading comics)

Enos: Tweedledum is getting away in that naked baby peanut dooley truck!
Rosco: That boy ain't never gonna get the hang of this code talk.

Boss: Call Enos and have him cut 'em off
Rosco: Oh I can't do that. I gave him the day off. He's bass fishing.

(See? Rosco is considerate enough to give Enos a day off, although he does call him in. Notice how Enos is prepared for this as he's fishing in his uniform.)

Rosco: Enos, if you don't say 'Howdy Sherriff' in the next five seconds...!
Enos: (tripping through the mud and grabbing the cb) Howdy Sherriff.

[BoDuke'sGirl]

Anoer catch phrase from him: Alllllright you! I'll cuff you and stuff you! kew kew kew kew!

[TRPColtrane95]

yeah, but not forget as Flash can be know which really Sheriff are from evil twin? like smell or pet same way as Boss JD and Abe did.. not forget Flash... :)

[boiscute2007]

Roccoe said 'Shame shame everyone knows your name' or ' dipstick' (to Enos) and ' Judas Priest on a pony'. Ohh and he always called Boss his little fat buddy.