HAZZARD DOUBLE CROSS

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HAZZARD DOUBLE CROSS

BALANDER: It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining brightly, the fish swimming, and the animals foraging in the grasses and trees for food. The sound of a loud engine was able to be heard at a distance. Just over by the old Chanster farm, was the object immiting the sound, a dodge 1969 charger painted hemi orange and built into stock car, with the number 01 painted on the doors, a confederate flag on the roof, and the name "General Lee" was written right next to the flag, above both doors. The owners of the car were a couple of local boys who have always lived in Hazzard County, Georgia. The two young men were named Bo and Luke Duke, who were known for their precision driving, and their good looks. Not to far behind the Duke boys and their charger was a dodge plymouth fury police car. The driver of this car too was a Hazzard County native. His name was Enos Strate, and was known for the fact he was the oldest virgin in the whole county. This is cletus and he's chasing hilery and daisy. Little does cletus and enos know the dukes are on a collison course. This is rosco he is arguing with cooter over the cost of the repair bill for his squad car.

COOTER: Rosco I have to pass on the cost I pay for parts plus the cost of my time and labor on to my customers.

ROSCO: That does not include the police.

COOOTER: Yes it does Rosco, if JDH automotive does not keep raining the price on me every order then id be able to be easier on my prices I have to make a living here too.

ROSCO: Let’s go see boss.

COOTER: Fine, Ill meet you there.

BALANDER: Tipical hazard day starting out, but little did the town know an old face was about to come home. You see that line of trucks that is Maxwell James Davenport’s line of trucks. Max left Hazzard 9 years ago and is finally comin home.


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[Chet Duke]

Chet Duke layed in the dirt of the Duke's farm house drive way with half his body under a white and orange 70" Dodge Charger called Ghost. He was workin on some fine engine tuning and just adjusting a few small things. The sun was extremely hot and swet ran down Chet's head in heavy droplets, he was covered in grease on his face, hands and bare chest.

Chet pulled himself out from under his car, and sat up leaning against the cars front end and staring out acrossed the barren corn field. Chet was there in Hazzard County GA with his cousins because the cornfeild was barren, the Dukes were having some money problems. Bo and Luke Duke couldnt have the General Lee in two differnet races at the same time, so if there was two cars in two different races there was more money coming in for the Dukes. Ghost was what the Dukes called the brother of the General Lee, although the cars had never raced each other it was obvoius that they were both the fastest cars in Hazzard.

Chet had plans of wining a few big races then movin on, although he didnt know where he'd move on to. He had lost his Nascar racing career when he was in a life thretening car accident just under a year ago. The accident had taken his sight in his right eye, leaving him half blind and outta the Nascar circut. There was of coarse know rules against him on a round circle dirt track or over land racing for that matter.

The General Lee roared into the driveway coming to a dirt kicking halt, Hilery and Daisy were right behind them at a little slower pace. Bo and Luke slide out of the General Lee laughing about there mornin' runins' with what was so called the Hazzard County's excuse for the law. Chet now leaned against the front end of Ghost as he watched his cousins, Chet's eyes were calm and showed very little exsperssion as Bo and Luke approached him.

"Hey couz!" Luke said grinning widly.

"Hows the Ghost runin? Hes looking pretty good, welcome back to Hazzard couz!" Bo said shaking Chets hand.

Bo dared not look Chet in the eyes, he had herd what the accident had done to his younger couisn and now he had just decided to turn there conversation to the mighty car. Chet shook Lukes hand and then without a word he walked to the drivers window of Ghost and reaching in he brought the mighty brother of the General Lee to life. The V-10 engine awoke the dead as it came to life with a low toned roar of awakening.

Bo and Luke both steped back at the sudden awakening of the car, neither of them had ever seen the car in person, only pictures and they had been told many a times about the car. Both boys eyes grew wide, they hadnt ever herd such an engine, except for the General Lee's of coarse. The General Lee had a completely differnet build of engine, and completely different life style from that of Ghost's.

{NOTE: The great V-10 engine is known well today by there speed and agility in the famous Dodge Vipers. But the Viper was not yet on the maket at the time that this fic takes place, Ghost was customley built with the hand carved V-10.}

ON THE ROAD
A line of trucks roll by a farm creating a big cloud of dust and they all blasted their horns as they passsed the farm. Everyone on the farm looks at the line and sees MAD MAX in silver on blue semis.

IN THE AIR
Max is giving his pilot instructions and asking questions
MAX: Can you find the Duke farm i wanna suprse them with a flyby pass
PILOT: See that cloud of dust those are your trucks and they just told me where the Duke farm was. Now hold on.

The pilot puts the plane in a dive heading for the house then pulls out close enough for the people to read the blue writing on the plane which said "MAD MAX DAVENPORT, STUNTMAN"

[crazycooter01ga]

SETTING: HAZZARD COURTHOUSE
BALANDER:
This gentleman is a lawyer for Maxwell James Davenport. He just purchased 20 acres for Max Davenport 1.5 miles north of town, max davenport has 4 doublewide mobilhomes in route to that site to be set up.

[LittleRedVicki]

As Max was getting ready to have his mobile homes delivered, 2 cars were chasing each other near the Chickasaw/Hazzard County line. One of the cars was a white volkswagon bug convertible, and the other car was a Chickasaw County patrol car.

Noticing that the patrol car was on his tracks, Hewey Hogg picked up the CB mike.
"Honey, stop following me! I told you earlier that I was sorry for running out on you like that."
Vicki just ignored him as she slightly bump into Hewey's back bumper.
*******
BALLADEER: *Friends & Neighbors, that little lady in the Chickasaw County patrol car is Vicki Lynn Coletrane, Rosco's & Lulu's niece. She recently moved to Chickasaw County to start her life over after having a fallout with the Dukes.
The cause of the fight with the Dukes was due to her fiery temper. She lost that temper when she chased Bo & Luke one too many times, which caused her to have a nervous breakdown after nearly beating Bo to death after she kidnapped him.
Now nearly a year after leaving Hazzard, she got her life back on track when she moved to Chickasaw County where Sheriff Little put her on full time as a deputy. Soon after, she met Hewey Hogg again when she pulled him over for speeding while she was out on patrol. They started talking thereafter, and decided to go out as friends. Hewey then decided to stay around Chickasaw so he could be with Vicki because he fell in love with her and her crooked temper. And now, they are engaged. It wasn't a pretty sight when they came back to Hazzard to announce their engagement when they decided to rob the Boar's Nest during a dance, y'all!*
*******
Noticing that the convertible was speeding away from her, Vicki picks up the CB mike in the patrol car. "Hewey, sugar, can you do me a favor and pull over for a minute? I have a question to ask you."
Hewey laughed into the CB mike. "Princess, I'm not going to answer your question until I get to the Hazzard County line."
Vicki speeded the patrol car up right behind her boyfriend's convertible. "Sugar, I'm not about to let you get across that county line. No telling what would happen if we would get caught crossing that line. Please pull over."
Hewey pulled his convertible over to the side of the road. "All right, Princess. For you, I will pull over."
Vicki smiled as she pulled her patrol car up in front of her boyfriend's car. "Now that I have you attention, sweetheart, I want to ask you a question about Max Davenport."

[LittleRedVicki]

Before getting out of the patrol car, Vicki switch the Channel to 22 so she could call Sheriff Little.
"This is Lady Red calling Chickasaw Terror, do you have your ears on Sheriff?"
"Hi, Lady Red. Did you catch up with that little varmit?" asked Sheriff Little.
"Sure did, Sheriff. Do you want me to arrest him?" asked Vicki back into the CB mike.
"You did fine, Lady Red. No, just make sure that he pays you for the ticket. Then you can have the rest of the day off," said Sheriff LIttle laughing into the CB mike.
"10-4 Sheriff. I'll talk to you later! I'm out," said Vicki as she hang up the CB mike.
*******
"Hello Princess," said Hewey as she gave his fiancee' a kiss on the mouth a few minutes later as Vicki walk over to her fiance's car.
"Hello Handsome," said Vicki, returning Hewey's kiss.

"What was that you wanted to ask me, Princess?" asked Hewey as he helped Vicki sit on top of the hood on his convertible.
"About Max Davenport," said Vicki, taking Hewey's hand then added, "I heard it through Aunt Lulu that he was coming back to Hazzard to visit his cousins, Cooter & Hilery."

"So he's coming back to Hazzard, that's nice!" said Hewey angrily, taking a cigar out of his pocket to lit it for him to smoke.
Vicki placed a hand on Hewey's shoulder. "What's wrong?"
"Do you remember that story I told you earlier about me & Max?" asked Hewey.
"Yeah, Max at one time was your best friend, when you & Max were teenagers," said Vicki.
"That's right, princess. It was right before you moved here from Oklahoma," said Hewey as he continued smoking his cigar.

"Aunt Lulu told me that you & Max were involved in a fire, is that right?" asked Vicki, placing a arm on her fiance's shoulder.
"Yeah, on accident, I set Max on fire," said Hewey, turning away from Vicki.
"You've got to be kidding, Hewey!" said Vicki in shock.
"I'm not, Princess! It's the truth! In fact, the Dukes turned me in for Max's accident."
"That figures," mumbled Vicki then added, "They are always trying to mess things up. Even something that happened a long time ago."

The couple were in silence for a minute. "So did the Dukes tried to send you to jail?" asked Vicki sarcastically.
"Well, they tried too, but 6 months later, I got out on good behavior, so I moved back home to finish high school," said Hewey as he gave Vicki a hug.

"Now you're rich & powerful, just like your Uncle JD," said Vicki laughing.
"And the richest man in Chickasaw County thanks to some investments I bought," said Hewey laughing as he gave Vicki a hug then added, "Including buying out the Chickasaw Bank!"

Vicki smiled meanly at Hewey. "So would you be interested in going to Hazzard to visit Uncle JD?" "So I could accidently bump into Max Davenport?" asked Hewey.
"Only as long as I don't bump into the Dukes," said Vicki sarcastically.
"Sure, Princess! Let's go to Hazzard! Maybe I'll have some friends of mine meet me there so we call have some real fun there!" said Hewey laughing meanly.

Vicki giggled at Hewey. "Sounds good to me!" she said then added as she gave Hewey a ticket, "By the way, darling. You owe me $100 dollars for reckless driving or you have to spend the night in jail."
Hewey laughed at Vicki. "For you, my sweet princess, I'll spend the night at the Chickasaw Jail as long as you're there with me!"
"You're on, sweetheart," said Vicki as she slaps the handcuffs on Hewey's wrists then added smiling sweetly, "Let's go spend the night in jail so we can be ready to rule Hazzard County tomorrow."



*CUE: ANYONE*

[crazycooter01ga]

MMD2: This is MMD2 to MMD1 what's your status
MMD1: Boar's Nest as ordered
MMD2: 10-4. MMD2 to MMD legal
legal: GO 2 land in our possession, now go secure it as ordered
MMD2: 10-4. MMD AIR status?
Max: just buzzed Duke Farm, I think I have some people to deal with tho especially hilery.
MMD2: 10-4, MMD2 out

Hazzard net this is MMD any one home, till cooter to get to the Boar's nest asap

[Chet Duke]

"Well couz, ya' wanna head over to the Boars Nest for some fun?" Bo asked as he steped back ove to the General Lee with Luke by his side.

Chet didnt say anything, he just shook his head yes and sat on the door of Ghost watching as Hilery and Daisy got ready to leave for the Boars Nest as well. Without a word all of them pulled away, Ghost and the General practically side bye side. They arrived at the Boars Nest in a matter of minutes.

[essyjane]

There was something about the boar's nest that wasn't all that applealing to Bo Duke that day. He didn't know why but something in him wanted to look for some trouble. Now the young man of course was bored. Bo had this characteristic about him that always was looking for a new experience.

"Luke, I want to have some sort of fun today. I want to play detective or something," Bo commented as he looked at his cousin with those deep blue eyes. Luke knew how impaitent his cousin was. Everything about him was full of life. Today was too nice to just sit around.

"Look cuz, we will spent a bit of time at this place and soon after that we'll go and look for some trouble. I know that it has been too quiet around here," Luke replied. There had to be some trouble when the most exciting place on earth is being overrun by complete and utter silence.

Bo and Luke walked into the Boar's Nest and looked at Uncle Jesse just sitting there talking to Daisy. "Nice of you boys to finally join us here," Uncle Jesse said as he took a drink of his beer. The light fiz stuck to his whiskers and made them appear whiter. Bo giggled softly as he saw the sight. Of course he was aching for a drink. Bo didn't want to drink all that much afterall he was the one that loved to drive.

However, Boss Hogg's drinks don't really do much to him. if your beer was as watered down as his...well you wouldn't get that good of a reaction either. "Daisy, get me a watered down cold one complaments of Boss Hogg," Bo calmly remarked.

"One beer comin' up. Sit down and stay awhile Bo," Daisy replied. He couldn't sit. Bo had this sense of restlessness come over him. Something was going on and he could feel it in his bones.

"I don't know what it is about today but man I feel restless."

"Bo you have got to pull yourself together, come on and sit down," Uncle Jesse said. His nephew was always pulling some sort of new adittude. This one wasn't anything out of the ordanary.

"I don't want to."

"Bo, you know you're acting mighty weird."

"Well I am bored. Lately everyone has been quiet. For weeks I haven't even seen the law break out a chase on us. Something has to be going on...something I don't know about. Rosco has been so nice to me. Enos and Cletus smile when they pass by. I don't know if it is just me or what but this whole thing seems odd...even for Hazzard."

"I don't notice anything going on."

"Exactly." Bo wondered about this but didn't feel pressuing it would be a good idea.

"Here's your beer honey," Daisy states as she hands Bo the lightly coloured beer. Bo chugs it down and wipes his face on his tan shirt.

"Thanks Daisy, that was great," Bo answered his cousin.

"Wow, you want another one?"

"Naw, you can just relax a while 'cuz. I know you have had a very long day." Daisy pondered over her cousin. No one could understand why he was feeling the way he was...except for Luke of course. [/b]

[LittleRedVicki]

CHICKASAW COUNTY COURTHOUSE

While everyone was gathering at the Boar's Nest, Vicki & Hewey were in a jail cell, sound asleep. Vicki was having a nightmare that has haunted her for several months.
This nightmare was due to her wild past in Hazzard County.

Vicki started mumbling in her sleep which awoke Hewey. The dream was about the final confrontation she had with Bo nearly a year earlier after she went crazy. "Leave me Alone! ... What do you mean that you want it to be over between us? Only because you saw me rob the Hazzard Bank ... I'm not going to let that happen ... So you want me to put down the gun, well sugar that is not going to happen right now, is it? ... Get inside right now! You're not going to get away until I'm long gone out of Hazzard County!"

Hewey started rubbing on Vicki's arm, trying to wake her up. "Honey! Wake up! You're having a nightmare!"
"I was?" mumbled Vicki as she was opening her eyes slowly.
"Yeah. Are you all right now, honey?" asked Hewey, hugging Vicki tightly.
"Well, if I still wasn't having that nightmare, I would be a lot better now!" said Vicki with slight anger in her voice.

"Well that is the same with me & Max Davenport. I can't believe that he & the Dukes put me in jail. It wasn't even my fault!" said Hewey.
"I know, sugar. Maybe what we need to do is to go to Hazzard to take care of them once and for all. Then maybe we won't have any more nightmares like that!" said Vicki as a tear fell down her face.

"Honey, let me use the phone for a minute. I'm going to make a phone call to some old friends of mine, then we will go to Hazzard to take care of some business!" said Hewey with a smile as Vicki unlocks the jail cell door.

BALLADEER: Friends & Neighbors, this isn't looking too good for the Dukes is it? Once these two comes back to Hazzard, everything will turn upside down for everyone!
:P

[MaryAnne]

After settling the dispute of the repair bill for the patrol car....actually, after leaving Cooter and Boss the settle the dispute over the repair bill, Rosco dutifully headed back out on patrol. He had seen the cloud of dust caused by Max Davenport's semi's and knew where they were heading. Boss had mentioned the sale of 20 acres about a mile and half outside of town. Rosco wondered why Max Davenport had decided to come back to Hazzard now? The Sheriff recalled the incident between Max and Hughie Hogg and the whole mess that involved the Dukes as well. And if what Lulu said was correct, that Max was only here for a visit...what was with all the trucks and the purchase of land and the mobile homes comin' in....

Overhead, a plane buzzed. Rosco looked up through the windshield and saw the blue lettering on the underside of the wings. "MAD MAX DAVENPORT, STUNTMAN."

And the plane.

"Mad Max...Crazy Cooter...I wonder if they got a cousin named Louie. Looney Louie. KHEE!" Rosco giggled at his own joke. Flash barked, not necessarily amused.

"You didn't like that one darlin'?"

"WOOF!"

"I thought it was pretty good...."

The patrol car continued along the dusty roads of Hazzard County. Eventually Rosco found himself heading towards the Chickasaw border. He sighed, realizing he was going to have to turn around. He figured maybe he'd stop at the Boar's Nest, seeing as he wasn't that far away. He slowed down and was about to turn the patrol car around, when a cloud of dust on the other side of the county line caught his attention. He turned the Plymouth Fury around, pulled to the side of the road and stopped to look in his rearview mirror, seeing the car coming closer to the county line. Whoever it was, they were sure hell bent on getting to where ever they were going.


(Cue anyone)

[countrygirl1986]

Hilery meanwhile was just arriving. She had had Daisy drop her off at the Davenport farm to get Jumper. She just had an odd feeling she might need it. There was also another odd feeling like an old friend was comming to Hazzard, but she just wasn't sure. You see, Hilery and Max had caused a lot of mischief each time Hil and her parents came down for a visit before that fateful day, when she was thirdteen. Infact, Hilery had taken over where Max had left off, in a way (infact, Hilery had just gotton out of the Hazzard jail a few days befroe for detinating a stink bomb in a patrol car :lol: )

Hilery looked up once more before going inside and seen Max's copter go by her, for the second time today. That boy, Hilery had learned, was quite the trouble maker.

Hilery finally opened the door and entered. She seemed to have something on her mind, which was very clear cause she ran right into 3 chairs on her way in. Everyone just laughed. Hil though wasn't in the mood to start a fight. Rosco and boss had said the next fight she started would get her kicked out of the boars nest completly.

"Hey, Daisy, could I get a rootbeer," Hil called out to her friend over at the bar. She then sat down with the others.

"Hey guys, sorry if i am late, but i wanted to get jumper."

"You drive that car everywhere, infact you go crazy when you don't have your car with you," Bo said.

"Luke, do me a favore and smack your cousin up side the head," Hilery said, just to crack a joke. Bo didn't like it though, grabbed a glass of water that had been daisy's, and he dumped it on Hils head. She was not at all happy. She just sat there. No way would she dump something on bo, but she would have dumped something on Luke if it had been him who had dumped the water on her. She finally couldn't take the laughing so she walked out of the 'Nest for a breath of fresh air.

[DaneyDuke]

Dewey answered the phone in room 11 at the Hazzard Hotel.

"No, Hughie. I ain't interested in what ever scheme you up to this time. Aunt Lulu was gracious enough to forgive me for the last time we was here and Uncle Boss had that heart attack...Hughie, you gonna argue you like that, I ain't got nothing else to say to you. You could give me all the money in the world and I still won't team up with you. That's final. Goodbye, my former brother." Dewey hung the phone up with a look of disgust.

He headed out to his brand new corvette and headed toward the county line. If Hughie thought for one minute, he was gonna get one foot in Hazzard soil, well he had another thing comin'. He then radioed his cousin Cletus who took off for one of the other county lines.

Cletus was the one to relay the message to Boss and Lulu.

Boss was furious and made a call. He meet his nephew Dewey at the county line. Hughie would be no problem. After all he had more importnant things like Max Davenport to be concerned with.

Cletus smiled as another vehicle came screamin' by. It was Louie... the younger sister of Hughie and Dewey.

Folks, you thought her brothers were trouble makers...You ain't seen trouble till you've met Louie Elizabeth Rachel Hogg. She's as mean and nasty as her uncle is crooked. In fact, Bo and Luke'd rather eat a plate of Cousin Alice's pecan cookies before messin' with the orney southern belle.

[crazycooter01ga]

BALANDER: Well friends this is the boar's nest and u see that speck on the horizon, that is Mad Max finally comin home.

Max: Breakir 1 breaker 1 anyone copy this flyboy im comin home ill be arivin at the Boar's Nest in 5 min.

BALLANDER: Plane circles the Boar's nest and u see 2 objects come out one from the underside of the plane and one from the tail. a parashute pops on the item out of the tail after bout 3 minutes of free fall. During the 3 minutes you see a spot come off the item that came from under the plane and you see it drift over to the square object and disapear. You see one object pic up speed headin for a spot in the parking lot bout 10 feet from the Boar's nest.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goes the last item from the plane. Yep folks Max just dropped a bomb on Hazzard to announce he was home. The box lands as everyone comes out of the Boar's Nest and the box falls open and a silver car tears off down the road

[crazycooter01ga]

Cooter pulls up to the Boar's nest and sees something fall from the sky and hit right where bosses caddy and a squad car is parked.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cooter ducks the debrise that is flyin from the spot. Bits of caddy and squad car land all over the parking lot. A pair of horns and the flashing police lights land in the back of Coter's tow truck. He sees a silver lamber racing away

BALANDER: Now my friends that was an enterance. Here we see Billy Bronson who is max's brother but they don't know it cause Billy was adopted at the moment of birth from the Hogg maternity Clinic by a couple from california. Billy is comin to find out who he is and is in for more then he bargened for.

Racin out of the parkin lot Max almost hits Cooter's tow truck and races down the road.

MAX: This is roughrider to legal eagle you copy

LAWYER: Item secured and a fleet of roadrunners are on their way there.

DRIVER1: This is road runner 1 we are onsie and settin up

MAX: Has house fly made it yet

DRIVER2: This is house fly im within 3 clicksof home base

MAX: 10-4 im in route meet you there

Races away to meet up with the rest of hes group

[LittleRedVicki]

NEAR CHICKASAW COUNTY LINE: (at the same time)

BALLADEER: Friends & Neighbors, I told y'all that Vicki Lynn Coletrane wasn't the same redhead little lady like she once was. Here's where y'all will find out why...

As "Mad Max" was running off from the Boar's Nest to meet his friends, a classic early 70's red Corvette was traveling at a high rate of speed towards the Hazzard County line.
*The personalized license tag on the back of the Corvette reads CherryRed*
Inside the sportscar were 2 gentlemen and a young woman. The gentlemen were friends of Hewey's and the young woman was indeed Vicki Lynn Coletrane. They were heading towards Hazzard to start their latest string of schemes.

Wearing dark sunglasses, Vicki looks out the window, wondering if this is a mistake going back into Hazzard County.
The last time she came here, it was Christmas, and no one except her family and the Coletrane family knew that she was here. She had sneaked into Hazzard County from the north out of Tennessee so wouldn't be seen by anyone else, especially the Dukes.

While Roger was driving her Corvette, Vicki gasped outloud when she noticed a white patrol car about 1000 feet in front of them. "Roger, Stop!!"
Roger slammed on his brakes. "What's wrong, Red?" asked Roger.
"Are you all right, Red?" asked Torey, putting an arm around the trembling redhead.

"We had to time it just right, didn't we?" asked Vicki sarcastically, as she glared at the patrol car. She noticed that Rosco was staring at them.
"What do you mean by that?" asked Roger, looking at Vicki then added, "Why are you trembling?"

"I'm just a little nervous. In front of us is my Uncle Rosco's patrol car!" said Vicki as she scrunched down in the backseat of the classic Corvette.
"Why are you so jumpy?" asked Roger.
"Did you & your uncle get into an argument or something?" asked Torey.
"Well, he seemed allright when I was here for Christmas several months back. He thought that I might have changed some while I was in the hospital for some tests, but I think that he might still be upset that I helped Hewey steal some money out of the Hazzard Bank a year ago," said Vicki, brushing a tear away from her blue-gray eyes.
"Yeah, I remember that day. I captured that witness that saw you & Hewey going into Hazzard Bank after hours, and held him while y'all escaped into Tennessee with all that money," said Torey, smiling meanly.
Vicki rolled her eyes, remembering who that witness was. "Too bad you got caught by those Dukes, Torey. But I'm glad that Hewey bailed you out of jail the next day."
"That happened in your past, Vicki. I wouldn't worry about it right now," said Roger, smiling at the redhead. "Maybe you're right," said Vicki, sighing loudly.

"So what do you want us to do, Red?" asked Torey, watching the white patrol car in front of them.
Vicki smiled slightly as she was dialing Hewey's number into her car phone. "Go ahead & drive. Just drive 55 exactly when you cross that county line. Not one over or one under or my uncle will try to stop you for speeding."
"Sure thing, Red," said Roger laughing then added, "Let's see if the Sheriff will follow us now."

*If Rosco reads my license tag right, he'll know this is my car* thought Vicki as Roger drives the Corvette across the Hazzard County line. :P


CUE: Rosco, Maryanne, or Anyone Else

[MaryAnne]

"Oooh jit!" Rosco watched the car come to a sudden stop and sit there for a moment, dust swirling around it. They obviously seen him and he grinned. He had somebody's attention.

When it started moving again, he kept his eye on it, watching it approach the county line at a more subdued pace. As it got closer, he identified it as an early 70's red Corvette. The car rumbled past him and he looked straight into the cockpit, noticing two men and one woman.

The woman looked familar and upon seen the license plate, Rosco had a positive ID. It was his neice, Vicki.

He clocked the Corvette doing exactly 55. But he followed anyway. No lights, no siren, just an annoying white speck in the rearview mirror of Corvette. Rosco snickered. Vicki may have been his neice, but it was time to dispense some justice....


(cue...anyone! :) )

[LittleRedVicki]

After Roger drove the red Corvette across the Hazzard County line, Vicki looked back behind her. Sure enough, Rosco started tailing them.

"Just as I thought, y'all! My uncle is following us," said Vicki angrily as she looked behind her at the nagging patrol car then added into her car phone to Hewey, "Darling, we have a tail behind us. And it's not the Dukes. Do you want me to turn around and head back until it gets dark?"

Hewey laughed into his phone inside his room at the Boarding house in Chickasaw. "Let me guess. Is it a white patrol car?"
Vicki frowned as she looked back behind her. "You could say that. I'm tempted to pull over just to see what Rosco wants."

"Princess, if you want our plan to follow through tonight, that might not be a good idea right now for you to pull over," said Hewey.
"Maybe you're right, darling. We're only about 2 miles inside the county line right now. How about if we meet you at my dad's fishing shack on Mountain Creek Lake in about 30 minutes?" asked Vicki into her car phone as she noticed behind her that Rosco was speeding up a little more.

"Princess, let me remember...That was the hideout that we used a year ago after that robbery at the Hazzard Bank, is that right?" asked Hewey.
"That's right, sweetheart. Other than money, we left something here by mistake," said Vicki, laughing meanly then added, "This is the 1st place I went after I left Hazzard County. You were there with me after you bailed yourself out of jail."
"That's right, sugar. I'll meet you there. See you later," said Hewey as he hung up the phone. "Bye," said Vicki as she hung her phone back up then added to Roger, "Turn here to the right. This road will take you to Mountain Creek Lake, and back to Chickasaw County."

"Sure thing, Red," said Roger as he turned the red Corvette onto Mountain Creek Road, heading towards the lake. Vicki glances behind her as she noticed that the patrol car continued to follow them...


CUE: Anyone! Have fun y'all! :P

[crazycooter01ga]

BALANDER: My friends this is coy and vance duke, they left Hazzard when Bo and Luke came home. Now they are on thier way back for some odd reason.

COY: you know Vance i don't know why boss asked us back to Hazzard but here we are

VANCE: i agre coy, LOOK OUT (Coy swervs and hit a tree as a silver lamber flys by)

[DaneyDuke]

"Howdy boys," Louie walked up to the car that Coy and Vance were in. "Just what are you two side winders doin' here?"

They looked at her. "Boss called us."

She narrowed her dark eyes at them. "He didn't tell me about it."

"Uh, well maybe it was a bad idea we came here." The blonde said.

The brunette nodded in agreement.

"I suggest you fellas get the hell out of here inless you want to go to the slammer for a long time." She took a pack of cigarettes from her pocket, took one out.

They watched as she put that back and got a lighter from her other jeans pocket, then lit the cigarette and took a puff of it before she looked at them again.

"I'm willin' to make sure you fellas are paid well if you leave and don't come back," She paused and smiled. "Enough money you will never have to work again. Just give me a week to send it to ya."

Coy and Vance looked at each other. What a dream come true. "Ok, you got a deal."

Louie threw the cigarette down and stamped it out with her boot. "Take care, boys."

"You too." One of them said as she disappeared.

(cue anyone)

[MaryAnne]

Boss sat in his Boar's Nest office and looked at his pocket watch with a scowl. "I shoulda known better than to try to make a deal with Dukes. What the heck is keeping Coy and Vance??" They were a good 20 minutes late to their appointment.

If that wasn't bad enough, somebody went and bombed his caddy, along with somebody's patrol car. Figuring things could only get worse, Boss picked up the CB mike. "Rosco! You gotcher ears on? Over..."

Rosco was still tailin' Vicki in her Corvette. "That's a big 10-4 lil' fat buddy! Khee! Over."

"What in tarnation are you up to out there? Over..."

"Well right now I'm tailin' a lil' red Corvette....hmm...wasn't that a song? Anyway, I'm tailin' this Corvette that just rolled in from Chickasaw. Over."

"So? Over."

"So?? I'll have you know that I know that Vicki is in that car and if Vicki's back in Hazzard yer lil' piglet of a nephew known as Hughie can't be far behind! Over..."

Boss groaned. He was right. Things were gonna git worse.

"Well you keep tailin' her then! And if you see Hughie, so help me, you haul 'em outta Hazzard, ya hear?" Boss clicked the talk button again. "Over."

"That's a big fat affirmative! I'm gone! Over."

(cue anybody!)

[countrygirl1986]

Now you see, Coy and Vance were heading back towards the county line, Vicki was back and Hughie wasn't going to be that far behind, Dewey Hogg was in the Hazzard motel, Louie was in Hazzard, and Mad Max Davenport was back. Boy things are gonna hit the fan sooner or later, aint they?

After the bombing Hilery had gotten into her beloved 1968 Ford Shelby Mustang SE, Jumper, and had started tailing the silver vehicle at a distance. When she seen the yellow car swerve to avoid the silver car, she had gotten a good glimpse of the drivers, and she was not fond of them one bit. she down right hated them. Just when they went to get out of her own way, she pulled hard into the stearing wheel and knocked them into the ditch. Cooter would have to come out and give them a tow. There was no way in heck they were going to get away with comming and going without everyone knowing.

Hilery stopped and checked to make sure they were ok then went on her way. She sped down the road and when she was able to see the lambergini again, she slowed down to a steady forty five as was the speed limit on that particular road.

When he turned onto Hogg road, an alarm went off in her head. She had heard one of his transmissions on the CB about home base and there had only been one farm that had been up for sale in the area. It had been forclosed on about a year ago.

She darted up an old cow path that served as a short cut which cut about five miles of the road. Max was gonig to get a wake up call on the penalties for loosing touch with family.

As she neared the road Boss had named after his family, Jumper bagan to buckle suddenly.

"Oh no, Jumper, please don't do this to me now sweet heart," she pleaded. Suddenly the engine stopped completely. "Great! This is just great," Hilery shouted in frustration. She had just bearly gotten onto the road when it quit. Hil looked down at the gas guage adn realized the problem. When Cooter borrowed her yesterday, he never put any fuel in her like he was asked. Muttering something about her second cousin never being as reliable as most would think, she filled the tank. It was while she was filling it though, Max seen her and stopped wondering who she was and if she needed any help.

"Hello ma'am, ya need any help?"

"Well howdy yourself Max." He looked at her questioningly. she looked very familiar. Then he felt something that felt like a two ton bolder drop on him. It was Hilery. Now he was in for it.

"Um, hi Hil. How have you been?"

"real good, but you have ten seconds to run before I beat ya half the death for loosin contact with us and just dissappearing," she said as a tow truck pulled up. Hilery had called him on the CB to tell him what was going on and the fact she wanted to talk to him, namely about his not fillin jumper up with gasoline. She wouldn't have been able to reach him if it wasn't for Boss being at the boars nest wiht his CB on. . . granted it cost her 5 bucks for him to deliver the message which was proptly put on her tab.

(cue the characters of Max and or Cooter)

[crazycooter01ga]

BALANDER: FOLKS REMEMBER THIS RV WELL IT IS NOW ENTERING CHICKASAW COUNTY. THE DRIVER WILL BE IN HAZARD SOON.

Max seein his cuz Hillery dives back into hes lamber and peals off throwin dirt and rock the deirection of his cuz. Mad Max pickin up speed seein a 45mph sign he passes the sign at 90.
Max: Lets see the locals catch me. and that other car that was followin me
Max blows by a red convertable and squadcar at 90 mph and heads for his new home and the sight of Gemini Stunts Inc.

Cooter returns to his garage and calls the farm and gets no answer.

Max: Home base this is wild child everything set?
'Homebase' :10-4 wild child waitin for u
Max ok Homebase I had picked up a tail; but lost it. could be a local
H:10-4

BALANDER: Folks here come trouble, Coy and Vance did not take the warning and now they end up in a ditch near the Boar's Nest

[LittleRedVicki]

Near the Chickasaw County line, Roger swerved to the right as the silver sportscar passed them like they were nothing.

"What the world was that?" asked Roger.
Vicki glanced in front of them. "A sportscar that could beat the Dukes in any race," giggled the redhead then added, "But I do believe that it was Hughie's old friend Max Davenport."

"Wasn't Max the one that put Hughie in jail when they were teenagers?" asked Torey. "Yeah, that happened just before I moved out here from Oklahoma," said Vicki, brushing her red hair back then added as she looked behind them, "Roger. speed up! That crazy Sheriff is trying to catch up with us."
"No problem, Red," said Roger, looking into his rear view mirror then added as he noticed the General Lee behind them, "Vicki, I know that you're not in the best of moods right now, but take a quick look behind you, behind that Sheriff's car."

"DRAT! DANG! Max's cousin must have told them that I was back in Hazzard County," said the redhead angrily as she reached into her purse for her small hand gun then added, "Roger, if they try to run up beside us, run them off the road. I don't want them following us into Chickasaw County."

"What about the Sheriff?" asked Torey. "Don't worry about him. Rosco can't follow us into Chickasaw County. It will be out of his jurdiction. We'll have to come back later with Hughie anyway," said Vicki then added to Roger, "Up here on the right between 2 large trees is a old dirt road. I want you to take that road. It will take us back to the hideout and right into Chickasaw County where we'll be safe from the Crazy idiots in Hazzard County." Torey & Roger died laughing from Vicki's remark.

"Vicki, you better duck down. That orange car is trying to come up beside us," said Roger, noticing in his rear view mirror that Luke was trying come up beside them.
"Hey! You crazy redhead! Pull over! I want to talk to you!" said Bo into the CB mike. Looking vengeful at Bo, Vicki picked up her CB mike. "No way, plowboy! If ya follow us into Chickasaw County, I'll have Sheriff Little arrest y'all for breaking your probation!"
"You are crazy, Vicki! Sheriff LIttle only gave you that job because we sent you to a mental hospital, and he visited you there!" said Bo back into the CB mike.
"Yeah, thanks to you, I'm much happier now than I was when I was working in Hazzard County," added Vicki back into the CB mike then added, "Why don't you leave me alone. We're just here taking a drive. I don't want to be bothered by you right now."
"Fine with me! Go back to Hughie! See if I care!" barked Bo back into the CB mike. "With pleasure, plowboy!" yelled Vicki angrily into the CB mike.

"Vicki, are you all right?" asked Roger as he was swerving, trying to avoid contact with the General Lee.
"No! Force them off the road, now. We're less than 1000 feet from where we have to turn to go to the hideout," said Vicki as she glared meanly at Bo & Luke then added, "I'm in no mood for any tails right now."
"Sure thing, Red. Just calm down. I'll get rid of that orange car," said Roger as he cuts sharply in front of the General Lee, causing Luke to swerve and go off the road and right into the mud.
Vicki giggled into the CB mike as they drove past them, "I hope that y'all enjoy the mud. Have fun!"

"Vicki, that sheriff is still on our tail," said Torey, looking behind them.
"Don't worry about it," said Vicki as she noticed that Roger turned onto a dirt road then added, "This is where we lose that Sheriff."
Sure enough, Rosco turned his patrol car around and started headed towards the mud covered General Lee.

After skidding into the mud, Bo & Luke looked in shock as the speeding corvette passed them, and made a sharp right turn between 2 large trees.
"You all right, cousin?" asked Luke, looking at Bo concernedly.
"No! I can't believe that we were side-swiped off the road by that crazy redhead, and we can't do a thing about it! She's out of control!" said Bo.
"Bo, calm down. Vicki's hasn't went crazy. She's just working on the wrong side of the law. Besides, her goons were the one that forced us off the road," said Luke as he was trying to calm Bo down.
"I know, Luke," said Bo sighing loudly as he noticed that Rosco was pulling up beside them after turning around from chasing the crazy redhead... :P



CUE: ANYONE! I HOPE THAT Y'ALL ENJOY THE CRAZY REDHEAD! :P

BALANDER: FRIENDS THE HIDEOUT VICKI REFERS TO IS THE OLD BAXTER FARM BOOS TOOK BOUT 5 YEARS AGO, THIS FARM HAS A SIDE THAT BORDERS ON CHICKASAW COUNTY. THE OLD BAXTER FARM IS NOW OWNED BE "MMD PRODUCTIONS"

Max: homebase this is wildchild.
H:go wild
Max:i just blew by a red convertable and it looks like they r headin this way prepare the welcome wagon
H:10-4 wild

lookin at his digital speedometer Max sees he is doin 175 on a country road and the lamb is handling the road great.

All Vicki can do is follow the dust that Max is kickin up.
Vicki arrives at the farm and it now has a razor wire and electric fence on the perimeter. The silver car is parked accross the gate.

Max: I dont know who you are but this is private property and you need to move on.

*CUE NEXT PREFERABLY VICKI*

[LittleRedVicki]

A FEW MINUTES EARLIER...

Roger drove the corvette slowly across the Chickasaw County line towards the driveway of the Baxter farm.

"Someone has been here recently. That is a nice looking fence someone put up," said Vicki as she eyed the fence.

"And I bet it was expensive too. See all that electric wires all around the top of the fence?" asked Torey, eyeing the fence down.

"Weren't you & Hughie here last week?" asked Roger as he slowed the convertible down.
"Yeah, Hughie & I came up here to check things out before we started our new scheme, and this fancy fence wasn't here. Hughie & I don't have enough money right now to pay for a fence this expensive," said Vicki, brushing her red hair back.

"Isn't this your dad's property that you & Hughie were talking about?" asked Torey.
"Yeah. My dad paid Miles Baxter for this land 5 years ago. I can't believe that someone could trespass on our land. My dad told me that I could borrow his cabin anytime I wanted to," said Vicki angrily eyeing down the silver sportscar in front of them as Roger pulls the convertible to a stop as Max walked over to them.
********
"I don't know who you are, but y'all need to leave. This is private property," said Max.
"You probably don't know who I am, but I know who you are. You're Max Davenport aren't you?" asked Vicki sarcastically.

"Yeah, how did you know that? You still need to get off my land," said Max.

"You're pushy aren't you," said Vicki with a wild giggle. "The Hazzard side of this land may belong to you, but the Chickasaw side of the land belongs to my dad, Dick Jones. I'm Vicki Lynn Jones."

"I think that I heard of you before. Can you prove that you own that land? Why are you here? You have to have a reason why you want access to that land," said Max sarcastically.
"Here," said Vicki angrily as she handed Max over a piece of paper then added as she raised her gun towards Max's face, "Is this a good enough reason to prove that I own part of this land?"

"I don't believe this. I'd thought that Boss Hogg owned part of this land," said Max as he backed away from the redhead then added, "This paper does prove that you own part of this land, but I still don't like it."
"Boss Hogg does own the Hazzard side, but my dad bought the Chickasaw side so he could stash his moonshine. I'm so sorry that my dad bought the Chickasaw side," said Vicki sarcastically giving Max a smile.

"This old house on Hazzard County side looks like that it has been deserted for a while," said Max as he was walking towards the old run-down farmhouse.
"Well, I used it about a year ago as a hideout after my friends & I robbed the Hazzard Bank and Boar's Nest," said Vicki, showing Max where her friends were standing.
"Did you ever get caught?" asked Max. "No, never did. Only because my fiance' owns part of Chickasaw County," said Vicki with a smile then added, "I hid in a mental hospital for a little while after the robberies until everything cooled off in Hazzard."

"You're too pretty & crazy to be a crook. Then who are you working with? If I give you access to Chickasaw County side then you have to give me a reason why," said Max.

Vicki smiled brightly at Max as she then wacks him over the head with her gun... Max stares in shock at the fleeing redhead & her goons.
"Maybe I'll tell you or show you later who I'm working with, Max." said Vicki crazily then added as she was getting back into the convertible, "If you give me access to MY own land."

Max just stares in shock as he watches the red corvette convertible drive fast out of the driveway...
"That was one crazy lady," thought Max then added, "I wonder who she is working with and why she wants this land?"


CUE: Max or Anyone! Y'all have fun with this post! :wink:

As soon as Vicki is out of site Max pulls out his cell phone and places a call. Speaking in spanish Max asks his "associates" in California to send him out some 'boys out to Hazzard on his own jet and he will hav their cars brought for them.

BALANDER: These boys that Max is talkin bout is mofia and they are not big fans of Boss Hoggs. Also dont forget bout Bronson he and his sister are comin to Hazzard like a train on its way to a wreck.

3 hours later::::::::::::::::::::
25 humvie limos pull up at MMD Production and 250 big boys get out and await Maxes orders

Max: OK now i want 50 of you of the chicasaw boundry of this property and after 8 hours an equal number will take your place this will be done in 3 shifts, the rest of you will be doing other things. 5 of you will be my bodyguards.

BALLANDER: Friends you remeber that mobel home that we saw before well it has arrived in Hazzard.

Billy: So this is Hazzard, i think that I should go to the court house and find out what I can. (The female with him just nods)

[bomber_billy]

BALLANDER: Friends the lady with Billy Bronson is "SwitchBlade" Sandra Bronson who is his adopted sister one of the toughest girl around.

Billy: Now Switchblade Im goin to the courthouse to find us a place.
SwitchBladeSandra: Ok we can go get a place and find this family of yours.

After 30 min Billy and Sandra are walkin out with the deed to a condemmed warehouse.

Billy: Sis are you ready to go clear our new property?
Sandra: Sure bro

The 2 walk by Cooter's garage and u see Cooter scratch his head

[MaryAnne]

While all of Hazzard seemed to be turning into Hell breaking loose, Rosco and the Dukes boys traded notes. They were able to confirm a few things:

1. Vicki was back in Hazzard...even if she had just escaped into Chickasaw. And if Vicki was back that meant Hughie wasn't far behind.

2. Mad Max Davenport was back in town, and had apparently brought a lot of friends with him.

3. If Max and Hughie were to meet up at some point.....eeeeek...

"Daisy told us on the CB that she saw Dewey in town too," Luke said.

"Yeah," Bo concurred. "Does Boss know that?"

Rosco shook his head. "No, I don't think he does. I wonder just how many of Boss's kin are gonna show up?"

"Not to mention Cooter's totally wacked cousin, Max," Luke added. He looked at Bo. "Ya reckon Cooter knows it's HIS kin that's causin' a good deal of the ruckus?"

"If he don't, he's gonna find out right quick."

"Listen fellas, maybe Hazzard's in for something that we all need to be prepared for."

Luke nodded. "Yeah. Why don't you follow us over to the Boar's Nest. Maybe we can find out some more over there from Daisy."

Rosco nodded. A moment later the General and patrol car headed down the road to the Boar's Nest....

(Next! LOL)

[countrygirl1986]

"Country Girl callin' the Duke's and Crazy C, y'all got your ears on guys?" Hilery called over the CB. She was on her way back to town after loosing Max.

"This here is Lost Sheep, whats up Country Girl?" Luke answered to her call.

"Don't know if y'all are aware, but Coy and Vance are back. They are about a mile from the Nest in a ditch. I am heading twards town now."

"Coy and vance are what!? Looks like Hazzard is having a regular home commin!"

"Judas Priest on a Pony! I thought they left for good!"

"Hey countrygirl, sorry I am so late getting to the CB, something caught my eye over at the court house, but I have been listening. Are there any more suprises comming at us?"

"Yes, Max is back. Lost him over on Hogg road about 15 minutes ago. Passed red while i was at it."

"Are you sure it was about fifteen minutes ago? A few ago I think I seen him up here walking with some lady."

"Coot, i am very sure cousin. It takes atleast 20 minutes to get from where i was to town, so it might not have been him. I looked at hte clock on my radio when I ran out of gas cause somebody didn't fill my gas tank yesterday like he promissed."

"Cooter, you forgot to fill the gas tank? but yeah, we know 'bout vicki." LUke burst out laughing.

"LUke, shut up." cooter said flatly. So he made a mechanical mastake, oh well. aint' like it he forgets to put gas in a car all the time.

"Listen, I'm heading to town now, see ya in a bit."

Hilery put her mic donw and sped up. She was going the speed limit and just out of no where an RV pulled out. Hilery pulled hte wheel hard and remembered rosco had knocked the stop sign out htat had been at that corner the day before. She pumped her breaks and finally slid to a stop after making a dent in her rear fender from the near by tree.

Hilery climbed out a little startled adn slightly daized only to see a young woman get out of hte RV.

"Oh my God, I am so sorry, My brother dont' know how to drive at all sometimes!"

"It's ok, that is a blind spot and the stop sign that was there was knocked out yesterday." She said gesturing to the red octigon on the ground.

"Listen if yo need a tow truck or anything we can pay for it."

"Listen, its really ok, cause you see, i work at the hazzard garage with my cousin who owns it."

"A lady machanic?" Hilery shrugged and was a little starteled when a man that looked like max came out from around the side of the RV where the tire had popped.

(cue Bomber.)

[bomber_billy]

Comin round the rv Billy looks at the tire.

Billy: Son of a b***h a flat tire now it will take longer to get to our new home.

Switchblade and the local girl look at Billy cussin

Switch: watch ur language there Bomber there is a young lady here :x

Bomber:sorry sis

Sandra"switch":ok bro (turnin to hillery) my name is Switchblade Sandra and the cussing one is my adopted brother Bomber Billy.

Billy: Switch get over here and get my the tire while i get this one off

Sandra: ok Billy

Sandra and Billy change the tire and go back to talkin to Hillery

CUE TO ANY CHARACTER

[countrygirl1986]

"Anyway, I am so sorry. I should have remembered that was out before barrelling through that intersection."

"its quit OK ma'am," The one called switchblade said.

"yeah sorry about my big mouth."

"Eh, it's ok. Oh, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself" Hilery smiled. "My name is Hilery Davenport. You may call me Hil or Hilery." She said and offered her hand.

"Nice to meet you."

"yeah. Listen, could you point us toward the old ware house on hogg road, its right by the lake. We just bought it."

"Sure just follow me, i'll show you which way. . . You know, you like just like my older second cousin max. Only difference is he has a patch on his eye."

"Hot Dang, Max is your cousin? I've worked with him before. Both of us are stunt men."

"You guys look like you could pass for identical twins."

"They have been told that before Hil." The other woman said.

"Oh, by the way, Max is in hazzard. I think he bought the place just up the road from y'alls property." She smiled then walked over and got into Jumper. "Just don't git lost and try to keep up! And stay tuned to channel 20 on the CB" She called out as they all took off towards the destination.

While they were driving, Hilery called Cooter on the CB.

"THis is country girl calling crazy cooter, you got your ears on come on?"

"I might be crazy but i ain't dumb, this is crazy cooter comming back at ya countrygirl, whats up? Your a little late getting back to town, come back."

"Well, I'm gonna be a lot longer, boss sold the old ware house on hogg road an dI am helping some folks find it. its just up the street from where i think max is hiding."

"Ten four."

"well, I'm gone cousin. Talk to ya later, Over and out."

(cue anyone who feels like posting LOL and thanks max for the info used in this post)

[LittleRedVicki]

**Y'all, you probably think that I'm crazy (my character Vicki is in this story), but I'm going to add a little spice to this story.**
*********
BALLADEER: Y'all tell me if this is a bad dream. Hughie Hogg getting married?? :o

Meanwhile, at a seculded hideout near Mountain Creek Lake in northern Chickasaw County, Hughie Hogg was pacing back-n-forth waiting for Vicki & her goons to show back up.

"Where the heck is my bride to be? She should have been back by now," thought Hughie, holding his hands behind his back as he paced in front of the rustic, but newer cabin. "I have everything set up... I've picked up the ring...I've picked up her dress from the alterations shop...and the precher is here. Where is she??"

Going inside the cabin, Hughie picked up the phone in the living room and started dialing a number, but he then smiled when he notices a red corvette pulling up outside...

"What has Hughie been doing this time?" asked Vicki as she stepped out of the corvette, looking around the rustic cabin in awe.

Before Roger could answer her, Hughie stepped in front of him, placing his arm around the redhead. "Waiting for my bride-to-be to show up. I can't wait another day to be without you, Princess. I want to marry you right now."

"What did you just say, cowboy? You want to marry me right here?" asked Vicki, swaying slightly in shock as Hughie held her then added, "I thought that you wanted to have a small family wedding here this weekend."

"I did, sugar. But I thought we could speed things up a bit. When we go to Hazzard tomorrow to visit, I want you to go there with me as my wife," said Hughie as he reached into his pocket, and got out a jeweler's box.

Looking at her engagement ring, (which was a 1/2 carat princess solatire with platium band) Vicki smiled again. "You know, the happiest I have ever been in the last year was with you, Hughie."
"The same here, Princess. Even when you were at the mental institution from having a nervous breakdown courtesy of the Dukes, I was there helping you get better."

"So you're wanting to do this just to make me feel better?" asked Vicki, pulling away from Hughie.
"No, sweet princess. I'm doing this because I love you more than anything, and my love can't live without you another day. I love you, Vicki," said Hughie sincerely pulling Vicki back into his arms.

Vicki just stared back at Hughie, as the tears of happiness falls down her face.
"What's wrong, princess?" asked Hughie, brushing a tear away from Vicki's eyes then added, "Why are you crying?"
"Hughie, I'm not sad, I'm happy," said Vicki, ignoring her tears as she kissed Hughie hungrily on the mouth then added, "And I'm falling in love with you more every day."

"Princess, don't worry about us ever. We'll always be happy together running Chickasaw County, and later Hazzard County for our enjoyment," said Hughie, picking Vicki up off the ground, and swing her around in his arms.
*********
SEVERAL HOURS LATER

Walking outside the cabin, Vicki nearly floats down the stairs in a daze, but somehow, she makes it to her NEW husband's gray truck. On the back windshield in white letters, a sign says "JUST MARRIED"

Opening the truck door without waking up her new husband, after checking her wrist watch, Vicki dials a number into the car phone.
Lulu Hogg answers the phone on the 3rd ring. "Hello."
"Hi, Lulu. Guess who this is?" said Vicki with a slight giggle in her voice.
"Well, hello, young lady. How are you and Hughie doing in Chickasaw?" asked Lulu.
Vicki giggled loudly. "I know that my mom is still there playing cards with you & Boss. Why don't you just put her on, and she can tell you in a few minutes."
"Okay," said Lulu into the phone then added to Mary, "It's for you."

After a few minutes, Mary puts the phone back in its cradle. "I don't believe it...but I have to be happy for her. I always thought in the past that Bo was perfect for her, but this is a shocker," said Mary in shock.
"What's wrong, honey," asked Dick as he picked a card up off the deck.
"What is it, Mary? Did something happened to Vicki?" asked Lulu.
"WHAT! Lulu, why was you talking to her? She's with that low-down varmit Hughie right now!" said Boss angrily.
"And Vicki just married him in Chickasaw County!" said Mary in shock.

"HOLY HANNAH! I HAVE TO CALL ROSCO AND TELL HIM THE SHOCKING NEWS!" said Boss as he rushes to the phone...

BALLADEER: Y'all, I can't believe it. What a shocking event! What's going to happen now in Hazzard??


CUE: WHOEVER WANTS TO ADD AND HAVE FUN! Hughie Hogg married?? YAY! :lol:

[switchblade_sandra]

BALLANDER: Friends, I'm curious. What is Billy and Sandra doin here in Hazzard County?

Billy, Sandra and Hlery drive up Hogg Road to the old warehouse, and they stop.

Hilery: This is it. How much land did you buy out here?

Billy: We bought all the land in a 5 mile radius of the warehouse.

Hilery: Damn that is a lot of land.

Sandra: Yes it is. We have plans and we can't talk bout them yet.

Billy: I'm gonna go in and look around.

Sandra: What can you tell me Bout Mad Max?

*************CUE HILERY************************

BALLANDER: Friends “Max’s Boys” have spread out and are takin care of their jobs.

Max: Jester we need to fix our property line with Chickasaw County.

Jester: Yes sir, we are busy fortifying this property as we speak.

Max: Good, nice anticipation. Track down Hughie and Vicki and report to me on what they do and where they go.

Jester: Getting someone on that now

Max: (nods as he reaches for the cb mic) Breaker 1, breaker 1Hazzard this is Mad Max I’m back a word of warning to all Hoggs and Coletrains, BEST STAY CLEAR OF ME. It’s been 10 years since I left Hazzard. Anything that happens between Hughie Hogg and myself is between us. !!!SO JD HOGG AND ROSCO STAY OUT OF THIS. Mad Max out.

<AT THE BOAR’S NEST>
JD: How dare Mad Max tell me to stay out of this. Rosco get the county ordenences and laws to see what you can find to stop Mad Max and go back 10 years to find out who this Mad Max is

Rosco: Boss no need. This Mad Max is Maxwell Davenport, the one who had your nephew locked up 10 years ago.

JD: THAT MAX!!! Find any thing you can to lock him up right away.

Rosco: Sure thing Little Fat Buddy.

<AT MMD PRODUCTIONS>
Casper’s voice: Mad Hatter this is Friendly Ghost

Max: Go Casper

Casper: The Fat one is looking to lock you up.

Max: Damn Hogg can’t keep his fat nose out of my business. Well I’ll teach him and that damned Rosco.

*****CUE JD HOGG AND OR ROSCO*****

[MaryAnne]

Rosco came out of Boss's office and found the Dukes (Coy and Vance included....they'd been pulled from the ditch and brushed off) along with Daisy at a table. He walked over.

"Bad news, bad news, I think we're in trouble."

"What's going on?" Luke asked.

"Mad Max just broadcasted on the CB for me and Boss to stay out of his way while he's looking for Hughie."

"You know, if it weren't for all these out of towners that are running around here, I'd say let Max and Hughie go at it," Luke said. He then shook his head. "I've got a feeling there's something bigger going down."

"So what do we do?" Bo asked.

"Well, as much as I ain't too keen on saving Hughie's hide I figure if we can get him out of the way for a little while and find a way to neutralize Max's posse, then we'll let them two slug it out. But we're gonna need some reinforcements tho'..." He looked up at Rosco with a grin. "Reckon that cousin of yours in California could help us out?"

"Khee! I bet he'd be delighted."

"Awright, here's what we gotta do in the meantime....." Luke's voice dropped low and he shared his plan with his cousins and the Sheriff.


(Next! Khee!)

[crazycooter01ga]

Cooter: Breaker 1 Breaker 1 I may be crazy but I aint dumb Crazy Cooter comin at you Lukus dukus u got your ears on?

Luke: luke here go Crazy C

Cooter: We have more outsiders around and they also bout a place on hogg road near max's place from what Hil said

[MaryAnne]

Luke looked at everyone who were now gathered outside the Boar's Nest around the General. He pushed the talk button.

"Did she say who they are?"

"Yeah. Fellas name is "Bomber Billy" and his sister Sandra, who goes by Switchblade. Apparently they's stunt people too. They're curious about ol' Max. I tell ya, ya think there was a half price sale a Rhuebottoms or something with all these folks comin' into town!"

Luke laughed. "She mention anything else about them?"

"Naw, that was it. Remember y'all, all that land's over by the Chickasaw border. If you head over there, you best tread carefully."

"We will Crazy C. Thanks for the info."

"Anytime. Hollar if ya need me."

"10-4." Luke dropped the CB mike back into the General.

"That reminds me," Rosco said. "Another piece of news for y'all...Vicki just got married in Chickasaw. To Hughie Hogg."

"Man this just gets better, don't it?" Bo said.

"If Vicki's not careful, she's gonna git caught in a crossfire," Daisy said.

"Which means we need to get movin' quick," Luke said. "You better git a hold of your cousin, Rosco."

The Sheriff nodded.

Luke looked at Bo, Coy and Vance. "We got some scoutin' work to do, so let's get going."

(Cue anybody! :) )

[LittleRedVicki]

About the same time in Chickasaw County...

"Sugar, where are you heading?" asked Vicki as she followed her new husband Hughie Hogg down the steps of their cabin.
"Princess, why don't take a ride with me. We're going to head towards Hazzard," said Hughie, opening the door for Vicki to their dark gray truck.

"Why?" asked Vicki, getting into the truck as she slide over to the passenger side.
"I didn't like what Max was saying just now over the CB. It makes me think that he wants to have it out with me, and he told Uncle Boss & Rosco to bug off," said Hughie angrily as he pulled out of the driveway.

"So why are you going there? Don't you know that your Uncle Boss & Rosco might throw you in jail for coming back to Hazzard?" asked Vicki sarcastically as she looked out the window at the wildflowers then added, "They might even try to throw me in jail too for trying to side swipe them yesterday."

"Vicki, I want to confront Max myself. I want to get some sort of revenge on him for what he did to me 10 years ago by sending me to jail for something I didn't do."
"Like that fire he started," said Vicki as she squeezed her husband's hand.

"That's right, princess. When I get down in his throat, before I squeeze it, I'm going to ask him why he sent me to jail," said Hughie angrily as he turned the truck onto Hogg road.
"Well, that's one way of getting even with him," giggled Vicki wildly. :P

"Honey, aren't we on the road that crosses over that land that Max thinks that he owns?" asked Hughie a few minutes later. "Yeah, we should be coming up to the turnoff that goes to my dad's moonshine still site & cabin. Hopefully, Max hasn't run across it yet," said Vicki as she brushed her auburn red hair back away from her eyes.

"Uh...oh. We have some company in front of us. Take a look," said Hughie as he slams on the brakes. "Well, I knew that our timing couldn't have been much better," said Vicki sarcastically, glancing at the cars stopped in front of her near the county line.

"I'd thought that Roger & Torey were supposed to keep an eye on them," said Hughie angrily as he pulled the gray truck over behind a large tree. "They were. I don't know why they let them leave the Boar's Nest. They were supposed to call us," said Vicki angrily as she gets a small suitcase out from under her seat then added, "I guess we're going to have to use these so no one will be able to recognize us."

As Vicki opened the suitcase, Hughie laughed. "Yep. This should do the trick. Maybe we can outfox them with these disguises."
"It should work, sweetheart. Considering that we will be using these disguises later when we start our rash of trouble across the county," said Vicki as she was pulling her long red hair back into a ponytail then clipping it up so she can put on the brown wig.

Hughie laughed as he pulled his new bride into his arms. "Then we can frame Max Davenport into giving us the land."
"Yeah, but only if no one knows who we are, sweetheart. I definitely don't want anyone to start snooping around us or our hideout. It will spoil everything!" said Vicki excitedly.

"Princess, calm down. You're thinking of your past again. I'll make sure that everything will work out fine. Don't worry," said Hughie as he gave Vicki a hug.

"Are you sure?" asked Vicki as she pulled away from her husband.
"I'm positive, Princess. Everything will work out for us. Maybe by luck, maybe those idiots from Hazzard will think that we're a honeymooning couple just passing through," said Hughie as he slowed the gray truck down as he drove towards the cars in front of them... :wink:


CUE: Anyone! Y'all have fun with this post, and have a great night! 8)

[Daisy,BoandLuke]

While all that was going on... Daisy had went to the courthouse to investigate the land that Max had bought. It turned out, he didn't own the land at all. The land he had bought, did not exsist. There was no such area in Hazzard County, but there was in Chickasaw County.

The four Duke boys meet her there and they all went over the discovery and the fact that the land Max was on really belonged to their uncle Jesse.

[crazycooter01ga]

Cooter: Breaker 1, Breaker 1 Lost sheep this is crazy c. Things are gettin busy near Max's. The newlyweds are over the line and headin for the lions den

Max: Thanks for the news Cuz I'm ready for them i hav my boys but they were told not to jump in less someone else jumps in. My place if not easy to get in, let them try

Cooter: Max let it pass that was over 10 years ago

Max: No cuz I can't let it pass he crossed the line then and i plan to make him pay for makin me a torch. His bride better not stick her nose in or it will get put out of place.

BALLANDER Friends this is like a power ceg in a fire. get ready for the explosion.

[LittleRedVicki]

BALLADEER: Tell me they're not about to do anything crazy y'all! :o

"We did it, sweetheart! No one recognized us when we drove past Max's compound!" said Hughie excitedly as he drove slowly into Hazzard.
"Yeah, baby. So far so good. These disguises finally worked!" said Vicki, happily as she clutched her husband's arm.

"What about what Max said on the CB a little while ago?" asked Hughie as he turned the gray truck onto Maple Street.
"I don't like it at all," said Vicki, as she looked out her window then added, "I'm worried for your safety. Max doesn't want to forget what happened 10 years ago."
"I know, sweetheart. The way he was talking, he was wanting to keep you out of the way," said Hughie worriedly, stopping in front of the Hazzard Bank.

"Sweetheart, I'm not about to let anything happen to me or to you," said Vicki as she moved closer to her husband, then added, "I'll make sure that no one will hurt us or worse."

"Yeah, with these disguises on, sugar, we can do anything," said Hughie laughing meanly as he helped Vicki out of the truck then added, "Since no one is around, let's go inside the bank and take a look around."
"Okay," said Vicki as she followed her husband towards the front door of the bank.
"Just think, sweetheart, after we 'borrow' some money out of Uncle Boss's Bank, we'll plant the money in Max's car, and make it think that he stole the money instead of us!" said Hughie, laughing as Vicki gave him a lock pick set.
"And by the time anyone figures out that it was us, we'll be across the state line," said Vicki giggling crazily as she & Hughie walked inside the dark bank... :P


CUE: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HAVE FUN! :P

BALLANDER: Folks here is Max flyin down the road on his cycle, this one is a racing bike and he sees enos and blows him by. Enos starts chasin Max but is left in the dust, and loses max within seconds of Max passing him. Max is headin right for Vicki and Hughie. Pullin up outside the courthouse Max enters the courthouse to notify the county that he is gonna be usin explosives on his property.

Max leaves the courthouse and sees a grey pickup and goes looks at the engine and tinkers under the hood and then closes the hood and deflates all 4 tires(the engine will appear to blow up 5 miles from where the truck is sitting right now) Max walks over to Cooter's Garage and walks right in

MAX: HOWDY CUZ YOU HERE OLD MAN

COOTER: Ill show you old man Maxwell James Davenport

[LittleRedVicki]

Meanwhile...

About 30 minutes later, Vicki & Hughie walks out the back door of the bank.
"Well, that went well, princess," said Hughie as he gave Vicki a hug.
"It sure did, sweetheart. Now what do we do?" asked Vicki.

"Let's move our truck, then we'll get us a room at the Hazzard Hotel for the night," said Hughie as he & Vicki headed towards the front of the bank.
Vicki gasped outloud. "Sweetheart, I don't think that it is going to be that easy. Take a look."

"Good Grief! Look at what some idiot did to our truck!" said Hughie, looking at the gray truck closely then added, "Someone must have been following us all the way to town."
"I know, Hughie. I think that I know who it was," said Vicki, showing Hughie the silver paint on the hood and driver's side door.
"I think that I know too," said Hughie angrily then added, "We'll have to go call Dave in Capital City and have him tow our truck in. That way, he can see what else is wrong with it."

"Then what?" asked Vicki sarcastically, "I'm not in the mood to stay in Hazzard very long. Especially with everyone mad at us right now."
"Sugar, don't worry about it. We won't be here very long," said Hughie as he & Vicki walked across the street towards the Hazzard Hotel then added, "As soon as Dave gets here, we'll go back home and get another set of wheels."
"Okay, I hope that everything will be all right," said Vicki as she & Hughie walked inside the hotel...


CUE: WHOEVER WANTS TO ADD 8) :P 8)

[bomber_billy]

BALLANDER: Friends we have an idea of who messed up Hughie's truck, but there is no proof.

Billy: Sandra and Hilery I'm goin to town i have a truck of steel comin and I'm gonna build something. walking to his car Billy climbs in and pulls away Breaker 1 this is Bomber and this is for Mad Max and Hughie, I'm in route to Hazzard Square and I'll build someplace where yoou 2 can have your final battle. Think bout it and be in the square 3 days from now and ill show you my project and let you 2 go at it

BALLANDER: Friends Hughie and Vickie are looking at the WRONG man the one they want is in the square and he was laughing hard.

MMD: What is Billy up to? What is this guy doin gettin into my battle? What is this project he is working on?

SS: Hilery let's get into town before my brother gets himself into trouble

Meantime Billy is working on his project and it is starting to take the shape of a dome, the main dome has 36 bent steel beams that form a 150 foot in diameter circle on the ground and closes on the top. steel bands wrap around and criss cross the done with room for people to hang on

BALLANDER: Friends Billy is gettin ready to put Boss in a spot creating a sports authority for the thunderdome and step on Boss's toes. Billy is filing paperwork thru his lawyer in Atlanta with the state sporting commission.

Lawyer:(on phone) Billy paperwork is done you are the sole Thunder Dome Authority in Georgia.

Billy: Good, now hogg can't step in I have state power on this matter.

Ballander: Friends as we see that metal dome is almost done and Billy is puttin the final touches on that thing

Billy:Huey hogg and Mad Max this is Bomber Thunder Dome is done it is time to battle and Boss Hogg cant step in cause I hav state sport commission authority over the Dome.

Max: ok Bomber tell me when.

(WAITIN ON REPLY FROM HUEY HOGG)

[LittleRedVicki]

AUTHOR NOTE: This is just a short post, Max. It won't be much, but it should work into the story okay. I probably won't add again for a little while due to me back in college. :wink:
******
BALLADEER: Friends, there had been delays from Hughie Hogg. I wonder what is going on with the little marshmallow this time??

At an Apartment in Chickasaw...

"I don't believe this!" said Hughie as he slams down the phone.
"What wrong, sugar?" asked Vicki as she rushed into the bedroom after hearing her husband's angry outburst on the phone.

"I just found out that fighting is going to be legal around here, and they want me to fight in some dome arena too!" said Hughie in a frightened, but angry voice.

Vicki tried to soothe him as she held him in her arms. "Sugar, can you tell me why you're being asked to fight?"
"Princess, I think that it was that land that we were fighting over a few months ago. I really don't want to fight either," said Hughie angrily, as he held his bride.

"You don't have to fight for that land, Hughie. You could leave them alone about that land. We really don't need it right now anyway," said Vicki, brushing her red hair away from her face then added, "Where & when is that dome supposed to be ready?"

"It's where our land & Max Davenport's land intersects each other. Near one of our hideouts on the Hazzard/Chickasaw county border. Some guy named Billy called me to tell me about it. All he said was that dome would be ready soon," said Hughie.

"I knew that you were more of a con man than a fighter right now."
(**I have never seen Hughie fight in a Dukes episode ever. I'm thinking that he was more of a con man anyway.**)
"Maybe we'll fight with them later on in that dome/arena. Why don't right now, we just worry about us. Okay?" asked Vicki as she held her husband then added through her thoughts, *I'm NOT interested in seeing violence right now.*

"You're on, Princess." Hughie laughed as he playfully grabbed Vicki as he kissed her lightly. He then added with a snicker, "We'll let Max and his friends fight each other or ANYONE ELSE for a while. Maybe later, we'll join in the fun too." :P :P

CUE: WhoEver wants to add... :wink:

Max: Huey Hogg!!!! It's time to settle our fued once and for all!! Meet me at the dome in Hazzard Square in 3 days or you will be branded a COWARD The only thing Bronson has to do with this is that he built owns and runs the arena we will be at.

Ballander: vFriends I think huey will not take this layin down but you never can tell with him.

OPEN CUE TO ANYONE

[crazycooter01ga]

Meanwhile at the garage
Cooter: Breaker 1 breaker 1 I may be crazy but i ain't dumb Crazy Cooter comin at you!! Any dukes home on the Hazzard net? I got some news on the fued between Max and Huey. Max told Huey that he wants to settle their fued in some dome in Hazzard Square, and Billy Bronson built owns and runs it. This is goin too far now.

CUE ANY DUKE ON THIS STORY LINE

[LittleRedVicki]

NOTE: I won't be on this storyline again for a while due to me being back in college, and completely burned out from writing. Sorry for any inconvenience! CUE ANY DUKE, COLETRANE, WHOEVER AFTER THIS POST! :o
*****
At an apartment in Chickasaw...

Vicki's blue-grey eyes grew angrier as she listened to the CB. Someone was wanting to kill her new husband for no aparent reason. This just didn't make any sence to her at all.
"I don't believe this, sugar. What are we going to do now?" she asked as she approached Hughie.

"I guess that I will go to that dome, but I'm NOT going to fight. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE ANYWAY. Max can have that land. It sounds like he wants to take over Hazzard County anyway," grumbled Hughie angrily then added, "If I do see him, I'm going to tell him that. He can buy my half of the land for a nice hefty sum."

"Even if he did call you a coward," joked Vicki, giggling as she put her arms around Hughie.
"Even then. Although it made me mad, I'm still not going to fight. I'm NOT a coward, I'm a common criminal/conman," said Hughie.
"Only in Hazzard County though. Boss & Rosco or the Dukes aren't real thrilled about you being around here anyway or me either, especially since I married you," said Vicki laughing.

"I'm more powerful in Chickasaw County anyway, especially since I own nearly all of it now," said Hughie as he picked up the telephone then added, "Who needs Hazzard County anyways?? Uncle Boss & Rosco shouldn't have let anyone build an illegal dome in the county. I bet that they don't have official papers for it either."

CUE: ANY DUKE, COLETRANE, OR WHOEVER ELSE!

Max: (on cb) Hughie Hogg I wanna settle a score from yerars ago when you turned me into a human torch at the homecoming game I did not turn you in then but I hav been thinkin on how to settle our fued from high school. Hughie I wanna settle this face to face, once and for all or is a Hogg a Chicken?

Ballander: Now friends this is a look back into thepast of Max and Hughie. I wonder how this will end.


OPEN CUE